imagine being so bad at filling fucking windshield wiper fluid that you splash so much they have to cut the camera immediately before it pours

this is my wife please be nice

>>28910330
Must be German.

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Imagine working on fucking cars

>>28910330
What HGH does to a mfer

>>28910330
I love muscle women. If you ever have the chance hook up with one. Best sex I've had. Don't care if people think it's gay.

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>>28910330
Think of the SONS.

>>28910330
i had a short flirt with a girl like this, i was trying to fix up my jeep in a rented garage, she was trying to keep her drifting car running. i ended up there due to selling a 7,3diesel to her dad and some other car friends helping me out to find a place to wrench. it was fine, we usually wasnt there at the same time. but one time we where i just had to tell her
>sorry but im a dude and while i try hard, i see you as a girl
>if i sperg out and say something stupid dont take it personally and dont tell your dad
lol its ok, you already sperged out many times.
then i finally said it
>you know, a girl like you is my dream woman...
she went straight to making out right there.

looks like a man

>>28910330
she has the posture of a 50 year old man with chronic back pain

>>28910491
The whole tomboy/car gril meme has got to be the most homosexuality-lite shit ever, get a boyfriend bro, you'll probably be fucking happier, because a gril who truly does man shit and isn't a larp is not going to be pretty, it will beat on them like it does us.

>>28910511
But she can work, she can do hard shit, that means she can raise kids and be a god damn WOIFE. Pretty doesn't matter so much in bed as long as her face is cute enough.

>>28910517
you can be capable of doing hard work and raising kids without having a career that will destroy your body by the time you're 50

>>28910330
>clean hands
Staged tiktok shit. Zoomers are retarded.

>>28910519
I think this bit from Father Knows best summed up the whole women working thing and why it's retarded way back in the 50s

https://youtu.be/kJvwYVtlnQ8?si=ajpsCaTg0-j4Tg3T&t=1278

>>28910330
SNU SNU

>>28910469
hook up with a chick that's done pelvic floor exercises. not just your balls get drained, your entire goddamn body and soul too. the sex is absolutely out of this world.

>>28910543
i never even had sex with any woman
hell i never even kissed or held hands or hugged a woman

>>28910549
go boomhauer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY
you ask enough women for their number, at least one of them is bound to say yes.
it really does become a numbers game at some point.
i knew a guy who unironically did this at clubs till he got laid. in one club alone he got blown off at least 100 times. guy just gave zero fucks

>>28910556
Based Boomhauer, it's crazy how shows like KOTH as well as Fast Times at Ridgemont High can drop nuggets of wisdom when it comes to not simping on singular females like a fucking loser, yet the shits an epidemic to this day because guy's don't listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JFR1p4qU08

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>>28910549
I get it now. that’s why you chuddies hate the Ultimate Driving Machines so much.
They’re driven by sex havers and you’re envious as fuck

>>28910491
>be blue collar work golem
>be built like one

>>28910511
looks would be fantastic, but having someone that you just enjoy being around, and love for who they are is something else entirely and you usually don't give a shit what they do unless they're a literal whore or something.

>>28910511
its you who are homo. a woman or gf doesnt have to be superfeminine and weak. this whole current thing of women being weak doesnt make sense, its only because you want to beat your girl so she cant be stronger than you. google woman pulling a plow, the weak gender was suddenly stronk enough to replace livestock...

>>28910606
Who said anything about female=weak? Looking after an entire family of people plus yourself is probably the hardest job there is, my own grandmother never was this bizarro clown world version of a female who is basically male, but she's the hardest bitch ever because she just fucking deals, and looks after everyone in spite of life not being easy, I think if anything, women are weaker than ever, you've got 30 year old chicks with zero kids popping SSRIs and whatever the fuck else just to get through their regular job, they have nothing to look after and they can't even fucking deal like the supposed weak feminine women of old.

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>>28910330
>didn't show her doing any work at all
>only shot of any work supposedly happening obscures everything
Fascinating.

>>28910330
AI slop

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>>28910469
>>28910606
A woman can be well built without looking like a gymbro

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>>28910626
>everything is ai

>>28910562
Yeah but she looks like she's in her 20s
she shouldn't be hunched over like someone that's been doing this for 30 years

>>28910682
nta but its obviously ai. the amount of steroids she'd need to look like that would've made her face look manly af if it were real. and it's all disjointed 2 second clips with no context or meaningful interaction.

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Please fix my car. 2001 Subaru Legacy. It's an AWD car.
Steering wheel has slight wobble matching frequency of wheel at >50mph and only when turning.
Ball joints are good. Passenger side front CV axle has slight rotational play, maybe <5 degrees. Tires are getting low on tread; plan to replace them this year.
Is it just that my wheels are unbalance? Or is it something else.
Also related or unrelated; when I turn the steering wheel close to it's limits something starts whining. This is noticeable at complete stop and at low speeds. Can't tell if it's happening at high speeds. Steering fluid is at the same level it's been at for the past 3 years.

>>28910624
>completely spotless hands and clothes
almost like she isn't fucking doing anything

>>28910330
Needs about 4000 burgers.

>>28910330
If this was more common, I would have to rethink being gay. Hope she tops.
>>28910679
Sure they can be, but why would I want that?

There is literally zero reason for a woman to have big arms. Only large fatty legs are necessary

>>28910766
swap front and rear wheels, does the wobble move? if so it's bad tires or rims.
for the whine, check all the lines for kinks or obstructions, i've seen kinks cause low pressure which leads to whine. if those are fine, swap the fluid, could be contaminated. if that doesn't do it replace the power steering pump.

>>28910783
>he's never had a muscular handjob
ngmi friend

>>28910330
God I wish she would domestically abuse me

>>28910757
she’s real
I checked her insta

>>28910330
Sweet dick bro

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>>28910330
Her clit is probably the size of a small pinky finger

>>28910976
god I want to suck on it

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>>28910976
My dick is the size of a pinky finger

>>28910330
>roiding for this
absolutely disgusting

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Mirin' dem traps

>>28911188
That's what I'm trying to tell these gay niggas, just get a bf if you want a large person with muscles.

>>28910330
That's a man using a female face filter btw

>>28910559
I do like UDMs though, whats your point

>>28910511
Actual fag here
I love my BF but the experience is nothing like you might think
He ignores his vehicle maintenance with the best of them and I end up doing everything for his car and I'm lucky if he stays behind to hand me sockets

>>28911201
nice false flag

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>>28910679
It's more fun when their as strong as you. Or stronger. You haven't lived if you haven't snusnumaxxed

>>28910522
>Not available in your country

>>28911692
Yeah cause it's real tawk and your elites don't want you seeing it

>>28910767
Kek this, it's common for guys to not even wear a fucking shirt when working on cars

>>28910976
Imagine sucking that until she screams and starts punching you

>>28910330
got any sauce on that?

>>28911747
even better

>>28910330
GodDAMN that's a hefty girl. Arms are one thing, but you don't usually see traps like that, on a lady.

>>28910766
Check wheel bearings. Don't know about the Legacy's, but Impreza wheel bearings and control arms take a shit around 50K miles.

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What is this >>>/r9k/ shit

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For me it's the zoomette with one video and 14k subscribers that Youtube recommended to be for some reason.

>>28910679
as an arms/shoulder appreciator I disagree. OP's problem is her posture and mannerisms. Bitch looking like tren twins. Compare her to Vladislava or Julia Vins who are absolute units yet still feminine because they move like women.