But, if there were, it would be Kia.

>>28911654
See
>>28909545

>>28912557
You forgot to downshift and your vanos needs maintenance

mashallah habibi

>>28912557
>source: I made it the fuck up

Brown Men Worship

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>>28912585
>turkposters

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>>28911654
If BMW really was the best you wouldn't have to constantly post threads saying it is. You'd get pretty annoyed if it was Honda chads or Toyota shills doing the same thing, right?

>>28912659
It’s the eurofags. No one in the USA owns these pos cars.

>>28912700
Well that's because you have access to good domestic cars like Camaros, Challengers and Mustangs along with exotic Japanese sports cars. We have to make do with what we got.

>>28911654
>BMW M4 CSL (2023) 2:47.5
>Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing with Precision Package (2025) 2:47.9
How do you explain needing a stripped out race car to compete with a pigfat RWD grandpa sedan?

>>28911655
this but hyundai thanks to the N division

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>>28913316
So do BMWs, calispic. How many more times are you going to spam your Maccas-strutted slushbox grandpa-rental here before you get tired of it?

>>28912705
you guys should literally be shooting your politicians and their entire families. you are going to die slaves and be replaced with browns if you don't do something

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>>28913400

>delusions of a nocar

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>>28913460
>CR would never li-ACK
Imagine needing to use the 2023 rankings to prove your point

>>28912712
>literal who track nobody cares about

>>28913460
My favorite part is where they misspelled "owner" as "ownder."

>>28913481
Nobody outside of Europe gives a shit about the cruisecontrolring. Every time an American car cucks the competition on it they go ahead and ban it for having the wrong colored seat belts or valve caps.

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>>28913485
>nobody cares
>yet the whole world tests their cars on it and go for official lap times

>>28913492
Europe tests their cars on it. America shows up with car off the lot, sticks an engineer behind the wheel and has fun while cucking everybody else in the process. Then Europe bans the American car. It's an irrelevant track.

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>>28913496
>ACK

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>>28913606
>using (((AI)))
>(((AI))) unironically uses r*ddit as a source
Kill you are self

>>28913496
its funny you call it cruisecontrolring. cuz technically due to long straights american cars should be dominating burgerring. but theyre not. top 10 theres only 3 americans corvettes 7th and 3rd, mustang at 8th. (the mustang is 300k lmao)
meanwhile the German/European cars cost the same while having a much better normal traffic driving experience and an interior. how is that "cucking" the competition?

>>28913611
cope.
every manufacturer tests their performance cars on the burgerking extensively and go for official lap times, because it’s THE track.
the definitive benchmark.
your dogshit little circuit doesn’t mean shit and nobody cares about them

>>28913718
>american cars should be dominating burgerring
Except they are??? If by "car" you mean something that people can actually realistically buy. Those cheap Corvettes and even the expensive Mustang are still outperforming and cucking cars that cost north of a million.
>the German/European cars cost the same
A C8 costs as much as a Senna?

>>28914080
???
the GT3 RS with Manthey kit sells like hotcakes. every other car you encounter on the burgerking is one of those.
now the riced out track vette? it’s not even sold in Europe lmao

>>28914080
>Mustang GTD /w Performance Pack as used on the burgerking
$370k - can’t be bought / invite only - slower than GT3 RS (non-manthey kit, $230k)

>>28914087
Shut the fuck up. You people drive 3 cylinder and diesel shitboxes. You can't even afford fucking pickup trucks. Don't pretend like everybody is driving a GT3-RS. You people will never own a $400k house let alone a fucking $400k car.
>it’s not even sold in Europe lmao
Okay and why is that? How would the ring be relevant then?

>>28914094
Okay? Now put a novice driver or not a professional driver who lives on the ring behind the Porsche and see which is faster. Why are you euros always like this?

>>28914096
plenty richfags over here, just like in muttland.
don’t act like the average poor mutt will ever buy a $200k+ vette lol

>>28914117
Statistically it's easier for normal people to afford nice things in North America. The data doesn't lie. You don't need a $200k Vette. A $100k Vette is more than fast enough and normal people can easily afford something at that price level. Again... The average euro will own neither.

>>28914121
>statistically
let’s see the statistics
>Out of a random sample of 1,000 Germans, about 175 of them drive luxury brands, compared to roughly 97 to 140 out of 1,000 Americans.

>>28913304
The N division is kinda lazy there could be N version of all their cars but all you get is a last generation compact sedan, a useless subcompact sedan EV that goes 200 mi, and a discontinued version of a last gen subcompact SUV, they are barely trying
its a nice idea but they could do some work on their engines and modernizing their options

>>28911654
Only 600 dollars for an oil change

>>28914346
do it yourself faggot wrenchlet

>>28914327
>we define luxury brands as literally any Audi, bmw, or Mercedes no matter how shitty
Your luxury brands are too embarrassed to sell a quarter of their product lineup here

>>28914356
I dont have time to do it myself and the last thing I need to do is get oil on my Italian suit bud. I cant imagine what the boys back at the office would say if they knew I changed my own oil

>>28914383
pay up then, goy.
also, the last oil change was 150€ on my m240i

>>28914383
>dont have time to do it myself
unless you live/work within 10 minutes walking distance of a shop you trust, it takes more time to take it in than to do it yourself. you're just making excusing/larping as a richfag

>>28914489
>have to go shopping
>first stop at the service since it's along the way
>drop off car and get replacement
>finish shopping
>go back and pick car
Let's see you perform an oil change in the 5 minutes it takes me to switch cars.

>>28914383
>dont have time to do it myself
unless you live/work within 10 minutes walking distance of a shop you trust, it takes more time to take it in than to do it yourself. you're just making excusing/larping as a richfag

>>28914490
2025 Subaru Lunch

>>28914490
>loaner for an oil change
sure bud, whatever you say

>>28914377
cope

>>28914612
Yes. Do mutts really? KWAB.