>>28912647
Said thinking man's thoughts? Cocks in his butt and semen down his throat.

>>28912647
Thinking man? Yeah, thinking about getting cucked, man

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>>28912647
Is there a car that makes /o/ seethe more?

Thinking about their repair bill

Step up to the R, faggot

>>28912669
>inb4 V6 Challengers and BMWs
I know both of those annoying faggot posters are around here somewhere

>>28912647
I am very upset that the Golf wagon is no longer sold in the US.

>>28912675
yeah, the GTI strikes me as a car of compromise
who has R money and decides to settle for a GTI instead?

The what were they thinking mans car.

>>28912647
I'm thinking this is a FWD eco poorslav mobile for brownoids

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>The drinking man's vehicle.

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>The blinking man's vehicle.

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>>28912938

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Why do car designers insist on making every car so antisocial? This thing looks like it hates everything, including itself

>>28912647
The GTI is actually alright, slightly faster than the Si and just fast enough.

>>28912669
GTI doesn't make anyone seethe.

>>28912675
R and CTR are overkill for most people. They are actually "real performance" insofar as they are fast enough to really fuck up in, but they are also way too fast for the street. Ib4 Corvette and Supra bros shitting on me - yea, yea. The point is that R/CTR are entry level into that.

Si/GTI also don't need 2 sets of tires.

>>28912675
>GTI but with more understeer und twice the tire wear
lol
lmao, even

The Mk 8.5 GTI puzzles me. It's not interesting enough to be a "cool" car yet it makes no sense as a daily since it has so much going on (dct, direct injection, turbo, meh fuel economy, touchscreen only, hit or miss reliability). The only pro I can think of is that it's one of the quickest cars that doesn't need premium gas. Otherwise it seems like an interim car that you only get because you can't yet justify buying something cool.

>>28912675
>put an R turbo in a GTI
>wowIcan'tbelieveit'snotR.bmp

>>28913033
the base model gti just needs a remap to make more power than a stock r

Dunno why anyone buys German. It’s like buying Chrysler or TATA. I just don’t know. Clearly uneducated. No one is this willfully stupid

>>28912813
In both those cases it's not actually about the cars.

>>28913061
They either have enough money to throw at german lease trash or they're genuinely poor and retarded.

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I love mine
I can't afford more than one car so having one that can do a little of everything while being small is important to me

>>28913098
Makes it easier to find parking

>>28913094
Rear seat room sucks. Trunk space is nonexistent. Leather interior is terrible, the cloth seats are nice though.

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>Last of the 2.0t four poppers

>>28913113
>calling a 4300lbs PIGFAT car "little"

>>28913124
FATASS car for a FATASS beaner

>>28913079
>>28913085
>>28913113
LOOOL there's one of them >>28912813

>>28913108
Yeah. I can't have people in the back and pack a ton in the trunk
But I never really do those 2 things at the same time so it works
I've have 6'4 friends in the back and they fit even if the legroom wasn't fantastic
I've fit large items in the back like 4 tires with the seats folded down and I can still see out the back
It's a jack of all trades vehicle and you have to give up some things to do that

>>28913159
Do you have this in a txt file to copy paste? You said the same thing last thread

>>28913147
then post arm, FATASS
only a FATASS soul drives a FATASS PIGFAT car
and I know for a fact you wouldn't seethe at hatchbacks if you could get BMW's hatchback but you can't because they hate you and you slurp their balls anyway so you drive your PIGFAT cars and be mad

>>28912669
kia stinger made people seethe pretty hard when it first came out a few years back

>>28913176
And you made the same exact argument with the same exact example
Do you just sit and wait for these threads to pop up so you can post your NPC looking beemer?

>28913185
>Reddit spacing
You have to go back

>>28913176
>no arm
you are FAT and BROWN
you drive FAT cars and would swallow the piss of a BMW hatchback
they made their grill a FAT snout to remind you that you are driving a PIG

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Keep bumping the thread

I'm guessing indian
The I can smell the jeet from here just based on the way he types

But how do we feel about the Jetta GLI?

>>28913204
I'm right, aren't I?

>>28913205
Still good
I went the golf route because the aftermarket is a bit more robust and I like the hatchback form factor a bit more
Still decent for the money and had an MT even when the GTI didn't
It's just preference at the end of the day

>>28913212
>A few jobs ago
>Small office
>All older Dots and one Chinese that didn't speak English.
Man, it was so weird. I'd walk in and say hello to whomever was there and they wouldn't turn their head or say anything. Not a single meeting in over a year. No fans, no music, you could hear a pin drop. I'd go days without hearing anyone speak. Freaked me the fuck out desu.
Indian food is very pleasant.

>>28913198
>still won't post arm
100% brown and FAT just like the FAT cars you drive

>>28913222
Get of truth

>>28913233
Trips trump dubs
And I still don't understand why you're putting a line between the quote and the rest of your comment

>>28913231
am I looking at an arm or a faggy tablecloth?

>>28913243
He removed his left arm (drives automatics), skinned it, and made it into a placemat.

>>28913248
>drives automatics
gross
that explains his crippling insecurities he displays by acting like a fucking annoying peacock

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I need a garage

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>>28913180
you're talking to an unmedicated schizophrenic

>>28913296
>still no arm
and all (you) can do is "no u" at me calling you insecure

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>>28913261
Get one like this I have one myself not that expensive compare to a garage

>>28913329
lmao the BMW beaner is a tatted up loser
cover up yourself with tats so nobody can see your brown skin
smart move, paco

>>28913350
lol crying because I called out those retarded scribbles on you fat skin
no wonder you drive BMWs, you got HIV from a dirty needle so you picked a brand with drivers you could relate to

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>>28913353

Lol crying because you have no car

You don't have to be jealous of my Kojis

They're just tattoos from a Legendary Tattooer who is sadly no longer with us

>>28913356
for someone who shits on nip cars you sure are a retarded weeb with retarded weeb tattoos
your beaner friend who scribbled on your fat skin in his garage isn't exactly legendary
and neither are those dumb advertisement whores you keep posting

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>>28913358

japs are only good at making tattoos, whiskey, sushi, and ramen

LOL @ you think some fuckin kitchen wizard can even get close to the Legendary Koji

>not legendary

Doesn't even need a last name to be Recognized kek

>>28913361
good at making dumb spics fork over their cash to get retarded scibbles on their skin too, apparently

what mods can you do to it ?

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>>28913306
we know

This thread is a fantastic example of why you shouldn't respond to BMW spic or any of the other schizos. Tons of posts, absolutely nothing of value

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>>28913366

He lived in and tattooed people in Bologna; us wop dagos aren't hispanic at all

Smarter than you

You don't even have a car

>>28913372

There's just no coming back from >>28913159

>>28913372
I was just keeping the thread bumped
but you're right, I should know better

>>28913367
the good thing about using the same engine for years is that you get people with experience that know how to work on it
plenty of remaps and tunes for the EA888
but for starters you get a waterpump that isn't plastic dogshit and have it ready when the stock one explodes

>>28913296
>Why would I use my left arm to shift like some third world flyoverlet?
See, in a manual you often are steering with just the left hand because shifting. Not something a dexteritylet like you could understand, clearly.

>>28913361
The fact that I know you aren't even memeing is hilarious

Going back to GTI talk instead of whatever Pakistani/Jeet nonsense:

I recently got myself a mk8 and Im quite fond of it. Infotainment really is shit but overall it really is the car of the people.

Base model is pretty solid too

>>28912669
Dodge Challenger
BMW M3
Kia K5
Any Tesla (They make me seethe too because they suck)
Any pickup trugg
Any sedan that's fast

>>28913621
Base model is based model imo
Why even get a GTI if it doesn't have the plaid seats?

VR6 or GTI?

>>28912669
No. It's just the one faggot
Most of /o/ just doesn't like it when people call it a sports car

>>28913844
who the hell calls hot hatches sports cars?

cringe idab

Sports cars:
Miata
GR86
911
718

>>28913027
Don't forget the extra weight of the "awd" system.

>>28914079
>don't forget a tiny bit of weight that everybody even remotely aware of these cars knows
Can tell you don't actually drive.

>>28914082
>tiny bit of weight
>300lbs
Very american post

How hard would it be to convert a burger GTI to a not-Clubsport?

reminder that randy pobst started his racing career with a gti, and he calls these cars „fwd Ferraris“ to this day

>randy pobst
literally who

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>>28912647
>The thinking man's vehicle.
hmm...
>€72k before any options
or $85k

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>>28914243
inb4 that's the R not the GTI
it's still 52k € or $61k the R is some extra options as standard and a tune.
$61k for a 4 banger tablet on wheels?
nope.

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>>28914243
>>28914250
>paying list prices
???

>>28914243
>>28914250
jesus, why are they so expensive for you euros?
you'd think they'd charge the foreign markets more, not their own domestic market
they start at $50k in the states and that's with the performance package being standard
granted $50k is still $50k and the US models have gayer tail lights and the Matrix headlights are deactivated plus now they're selling us a $4k package for worse seats, no moonroof, and a meh exhaust

flipside is that's the Mk8.5
the Mk8, while having slightly less power from the factory and the haptics aren't as fine-tuned, has a *slightly* more tolerable dashboard screen and not a fuckhueg ipad glued to the dash
and they're already down in the $40k range albeit VW only gives us a 50k mile/4yr warranty so buying secondhand isn't as forgiving if the Mk8 you pick up is a lease that was driven into the ground

>>28914109
You can get the clubsport muffler here in the US and that can get you sounding like a clubsport
the steering wheel can be bought OEM for beaucoup bucks but if you're comfortable with aliexpress you can get them much cheaper
other than that, any flash tune will get you extra power
So not that hard if you have the money for it

>>28915011
This pic is from when I first took ownership of the car and I forgot how clean it was when I first got it
Free from all the rock chips and dings that it's gotten the past couple years... Feels bad

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>>28915014
>Free from all the rock chips and dings that it's gotten the past couple years... Feels bad
sorry to hear that anon, but shit happens.

I bought a BMW three years ago and on my way home, after obtaining the car, some construction site truck dropped a big pile of mud and rocks from its wheel arch.
that mud ball exploded because this happened on the highway at 80 mph and chipped my car to hell and back.
there's nothing I could do. it happened too fast, no dashcam installed yet and this still happened, despite me having enough distance to the truck. but the debris bounced several times before hitting my car.

have you considered fixing the chip damage?

>>28914355
>I traded in my current car so I only paid 35k
lmao retard

i have a mk7 gti. i like it. fun to drive, lots of room, sounds good, fast with some parts and a tune. pretty comfy. good car.

>>28915086
I have correction pens for the car, I've just never done that work before so I've been putting it off until "the weather is better" knowing full well I'm just scared of fucking it up