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bmw = pussy magnet
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>>28914293
I will now buy your car
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>>28914293
Are bmws good cars?
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>>28914303
they are called Ultimate Driving Machine for a reason
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>ultimate driving machine
>numb electric steering on all cars
lmao
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>>28914306
Million times better than whatever NPC vehicle you drive.
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>>28914293
Correct. Just look at all the pussies that buy them.
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>>28914293
what the FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT
DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME
I'LL END YOU
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>>28914303
if you're brown, absolutely
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>>28914306
But enough about Infiniti
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>>28914293
Are you Armenian?
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i read reddit too
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>>28914293
kekd rekt checkd and wholesome pilled
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>>28914293
BMW thinks you're too fucking stupid to check your own oil.
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>>28914426
I'm not a fan of BMW, but they're right. Most people are too fucking stupid to check their own oil
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>>28914293
wtf I love BMW now!
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>>28914306
Numb implies 100% I'd argue it's number by about 60% but is still communicating the lack of grip pretty well.
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>>28914426
BMW also thinks that the ZF transmission doesn't need oil changes for a lifetime* (don't ask BMW to define what a lifetime is) yet ZF engineers say that it must be changed every 80k km or 30k km if you track the car frequently.
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ITT poor people
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>>28914293
you mean it attracts pussies to the driver's seat, right?
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>>28914691
Imagine handing out with poorfags. Must be a richfag thing.
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>>28914699
What is this handing out you speak of?
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>>28914712
Hanging, you hanging out and posting amongst poorfags. Must a richfag thing, is it?
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>>28914717
Poor bus rider can’t even spell
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>>28914293
>that image
Great! Now I want to buy a (really badly) taxidermied cat and wedge it behind the front grill.
Maybe even start a collection ...
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>>28914725
>Dis nigga is so rich that he must seek validation from poorfags
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>>28914338
Word
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>>28914307
>doubt you can do better!
>you're just jealous
>better than what you got
This is a teenager insult. Grow up retard.
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>>28914775
Is this AI? Or was it just taken on a mid 2000s webcam?
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I took it today but when I cropped it there was an option to enhance quality and it turned into that.
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>>28914980
bro your phone is a piece of shit
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Can't imagine getting a bmw sedan if I was spending over $100k on a car
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>>28914293
How about their cars?
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>>28914293
My reclusive octogenarian dementia ridden neighbor feeds stray cats and they’ve reproduced to the point where they’re at least 20 around my house at any given time, they enjoy sitting on the hood of my warm 540 and scratching the shit out of the paint when they aren’t torturing every bird or squirrel in the area to death. Took a farmer’s advice and started to “baptize” them by trapping them in baited raccoon cages and dropping them in a bin of water. Problem solved I guess
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>>28915256
chat gpt post
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>>28915286
>sees 'big' words
>gotta be the gee pee tee
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>>28915286
Sorry I didn’t use enough hoodweeb lingo for you anon no cap fr

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