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what cars do men with small penises drive /o/?
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Ya mudda.
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>>28966148
I drive a Fiat 500 and my dick is 2 inches erect
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opel astra for me
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>>28966148
THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS MIATA
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what do gooks like to drive ?
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>>28966168
Nah, all the Miata guys I know are packing.
They are all gay though.
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Renault Clio
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>>28966148
Either compact yuroshit or pickup trucks
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>>28966174
is that an american thing?
european miata drivers are just normal people
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>>28966148
Ford Rangers with factory rice packages in Australia. And they are either all tailgaters or driving 15kph below the limit, sometimes a mix of both.
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>>28966148
I drive a silver BMW 5 series sedan. I post about it a lot on here.
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>>28966310
>european miata drivers are just normal people
no such thing. what you meant to say was yuropeen mx-5 drivers
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>>28966148
I bet every 911 driver has a shriveled up dick that doesn't work.
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>>28966148
this image is funny given that truck owners drive home to their families not even thinking about anyone else while people like OP are single and spend their time posting threads like this hoping to create an echo chamber of similar virgins who all hate their high school bullies.
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>>28966148
I ride a loud Harley
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BMW 320d
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>>28966553
Everyone can see you're an insecure manchild by the way you act out.
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>>28966148
Cop cars
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>>28966148
Jeep wrangler US marine stolen valor edition with the angry headlights and shit.
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>>28966553
I think stock truggs that people use to move stuff and tow trailers are fine (regular traffic) but the coal rolling bro dozer truck guys are chode havers confirmed
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>>28966553
They drive home to their girlfriend who has 3 kids to 3 different fathers, sit in the driveway for 1 hour drinking beer, then go inside and start screaming at the girlfriend and her mutt kids in a drunken range for "being too loud/naggy" with a possible beating or two thrown around.
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>>28966553
More like they go across state lines during a televised police chase.
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>>28967397
why are you projecting your ancestry when no one asked?
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>>28966553
you are definitely thinking about me when you're 2 inches from my paid off shitbox in your $1200 a month credit destroyer that costs 3/4 of your paycheck
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>>28966148
I usually ride my motorcycle, but I have an old 1500 Silverado I use for chores a few times a year. My penis is pretty small, its like 6.5in long and a little under 7 around.
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>>28966553
American style truck drivers are the biggest, most visible seethers around in Australia and absolutely fucking retarded to boot.
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>>28966553
lol all the redditors seething at this post because they will never reproduce while the truck chad does.
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>>28970249
>most visible seethers around and absolutely fucking retarded to boot.
that's just your average australian anywhere on the internet.
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>>28966553
You can tell yourself that all you want but I have seen the anger in the face of these lifted pick up compensation machine driving faggots behind me going 69 on a 70mph high way
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>>28970986
Nigga i drive a civic and if youre going under the limit in any lane but the right one i wanna pit you into the median rail like how earnhardt died.
I can't though, because my car is plastic and rust.
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>>28966174
i'm straight and my penis is average
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Colorados and Rangers because they couldn't afford a nu-RAM/F150/Silverado.
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'bout to put my 7" to work in 20 mins with a real life human female
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>>28966148
jay Dee Emm stuff
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>>28971109
For what
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>>28966163
how bigs your ass and is it shaved
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>>28966553
lmao at the incel seethe this post is causing
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>>28971109
Please refrain from mentioning your active sex life and/or your sexuality while visiting /o/. Although you may not be aware of this (although I think you are), many people posting on 4chan are not in an intimate relationship.

Therefore, referring to your sexgroid status can be highly offensive to others, as they visit /o/ to have fun and intellectual discourse, not to be reminded of their shortcomings (as perceived by society).

I hope you remember this in the future and refrain from using any key words that can be used as sex-having identifiers. It really is not that much to ask and will prevent threads from degenerating into flame/troll disasters.

Some of us also choose to be single and our virginity is not a badge of shame. The inherent superficial and highly opportunistic behavior of women is not attractive to every male, and therefore we do not have to be constantly reminded of your kind while on /o/. It is not necessary and can be considered, "attention whoring" (a very just term).

Thank you very much,

- /o/
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if im a grower and not a shower, am i small dick
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>>28971122
for to s my gf tfu

>>28971201
u white? just get an as*an bro, they go crazy for pink colonial dick
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>>28966553
similar to how their car is a loan from the bank, their children are a loan from several other fathers (black)
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>>28966553
I do exactly this in my 32 yo beater truck. Maybe I should go recklessly cut a check for a new one and join the seethe causers. At least here in the south if you drive a truck in high school you will get laid.
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>>28966148
Ssasangdong Musso Cabriolet in neon advacado with full polyurethane interior for me, 3"er hard
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>>28966148
1" clitty
Heavy duty eBussy EV, it can take huge loads every day without breaking a sweat
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>>28966171
anything with a giant grille and slit eyed headlights like a Kia suv
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Men with small penises drive anything other than my car.

The supreme '61 Valiant, with the slant six leaning tower of power, developing a WHOPPING 101 HP
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>>28971228
You've had this "gf" for like 7 years now and not married, yeah okay little buddy
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>>28971201
This might be the funniest post I've ever read on this board.
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>>28966148
Yours lmao
>>28966150
Wrong board, Wrong. Board!
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>>28972490
Is yours completely rusted out like every other damn valiant ever?
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>>28966553
r*dditcucks absolutely fuming lmao
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>>28966148
Who me? I drive a civic daily
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>>28970986
>imagining emotions in the faces of people you can't accurately see
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>>28966553
This post is correct, the meme has nothing in common with reality and is entirely imagined by impotent youngsters who need some excuse to make hating on pickup trucks fashionable. They won't look at actual reasons like CAFE circumvention, they'll go for juvenile insults. Which is ironic because truck owners are likely going to be family people or hard workers.
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>>28974440
You wish faggit
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>>28972716
Nah, but the chrome and the dash could use some tender love and care, plus the paint around the gas cap could use a touchup. But aside from that it's mint. The unibody on it is immaculate, the wheel wells and rockers haven't got a spec of rust or bubbling paint on them
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>>28966553
single truck owner who has never had sex, I don't think you understand just how wrong this is.
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whatever i drive, im pretty small

>>28966174
so true bestie
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>>28976105
drive to any suburban neighborhood. it's full of trucks and almost all of those homes will have children.
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Too many accountants traded in their BMWs for F150s.

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