>>28974421
Every half-rollover feels like 2-3. Not fun.

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>>28974421
no you dont.

>>28974443
>yellow
Did his head pee?

>>28974443

Look what happens if you dont rollover

>>28974421
why?

>>28974443
is he ok

>>28974443
bros I'm scared to go outside now

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Have I got the car for you

>>28974466
that's just the censor. it's all blood.
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/most-broken-neck-youll-ever-see-45719/

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>>28974443
my dad used to work at a powersports dealer as a mechanic and he told me about a big fuckin polaris that did that shit to a kid and the guy just trailered it up there and left it on the yard with the blood still on it.
theyd have him taxi it around inventory sometimes, hated being near it.

>>28974443
>HEADCRUSH MAXIMUM
>>28974771
I used to work at a salvage yard. We got in a third gen Firebird that belonged to a guy I went to high school with. He committed handgun suicide in it while driving and it went off the road into a tree. Interior was 100% biohazard. I hated anything to do with that car and I was so glad to see it go into the crusher.

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>>28974421
>>28974443
I blacked out drunk and rolled my toyota 86 going about 50 mph on a country backroad. I actually dont remember the crash I just woke up and was upside down. Only injury was broken wrist. Car was totaled tho

>>28974935
Drunk drivers should be executed without a trial

>>28974980

I find it interesting how Americans despite all their laws against drinking have such a massive drunk driving problem. Everyone seems to have some story along the line of "Person closely related to me was killed/paralysed/had their classic car written off by a drunk driver"

I bet you have some story like that too.

>>28974862
I had heard another story about a guy in his 20s who deliberately drove his 90 cavalier into a head on with an 18 wheeler to commit die, he took the front axle out of the truck.
the thing that makes it weird is the car got put on a yard unmarked as biogazard and in plain sight of the highway.

>>28974980
drunk crashers***

>>28974421
Is there some type of amusement park ride which safely simulates this?

>>28975416
I shammed my way out of this training: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwVcUhVKmg4

>>28974421
You want a toyota!

>>28975292
I have a parts motorcycle where the guy who previously owned it was killed by a drunk driver. She whipped out of the bar parking lot right in front of him and he hit the side of her truck at 55mph. She pulled back in the parking lot and went back into the bar, and left him to bleed to death on the road. Nobody at the bar dialed 911, it took a passing motorist to call it in. She got a year in county jail and then moved away. If she still lived in the area I would commit a crime.

>>28975410
A family friend used to drive quad-axle dump truck. He had someone intentionally pull out in front of his truck to commit suicide (the person left a suicide note at home). The collision took out the dump truck's steering and the two vehicles went off the road and down into a ditch. The dump truck ended up on top of the SUV and crushed it flat. The weird thing about it was the family reached out to him and told him to not feel bad, because the guy was a piece of shit and the family was happier he was gone.

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>>28974421
>be me
>driving home at 8am from my job as a bouncer at a strip club
>very drunk, usually start drinking halfway through my shift
>kinda snowblind, too, some of the girls were doing bumps, took one before i left
>doing about 55 in a school zone, favorite turn is coming up
>rip the e-brake, gonna do a sick drift
>forget that i'm in my lifted 4runner instead of my daewoo
>4runner immediately rolls over, begins flipping multiple times
>i'm ejected from the vehicle, land in some bushes
>scraped up and some broken fingers, otherwise i'm fine
>six of the kids in the crosswalk weren't so lucky
>three of them didn't make it, one is paralyzed from the neck down now, another from the waist down
>kid six lost an arm and a foot, has seizures now
>took a lot of money in fines and legal fees, but i was able to get my license back two years later, and only got eight months jail time
>have breathalyzer in car now, but my neighbor's pretty cool about blowing for me if i need to run to the liquor store or something
honestly, the rollover part kicked ass, was like being on a rollercoaster or something. make sure you get a few drinks in you first, i think that loosens your body up so you don't get hurt

>>28975410
>commit die

>>28977653
Finish the job and kill yourself.

>>28974421
So enter a rollover competition???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOonmdmrY3A

>>28977653
In a proper society you would've been executed. Either by the courts or the by the parents of the kids whose lives you ruined. I'd put a bullet between your eyes and sleep like a baby knowing I've made the world a better place.

>>28975292
>had their classic car written off by a drunk driver
will never happen to me because it will be written off by a dead drunk driver when I send what's left of it through their drivers side door at 120mph.

>>28975292
That's because 7 line of separation or whatever. Of course everyone knows someone. Everyone knows someone with a "cool" nova too

>>28977667
>>28977731
Falling for bait this bad should be a stronger sentence than drunk driving kill yourself moral fag