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>gm/buick 3800 v6 'fireball' gen ii/iii
>naturally aspirated real motor
>too based for dumb csfe regulations
>hood ornament instead of grill badge
>OnStar™®© [¿g2 inactive?]
>air suspension
>leather interior
>bench seats
>large for stability & capacity
>massive... yet nimble
>19 gallon fuel tank to avoid gas stations in economically disadvantaged neighborhoods at night while the cheap wine pulses through my veins to the pounding music
"With a 2001 Buick Park Avenue, you can go anywhere!"
>peak comfort so spacious
>pure class
>weirdly cool millennium rounded soapbar body sedan in tan is classy af but understated enough to blend in and be forgotten
>incredibly clear 360 greenhouse unobstructed by california pillars
>column shift
>seats seven
>trunk fits seven more
>holographic hud i shit u not
>no screens
>backup proximity sensor superior to backup cameras
>fuel efficiency 50+ mpg on flat highways but 17-34 mpg common
The platonically ideal luxury sedan.

ITT: Buick Park Avenue & Other Classic Luxury Sedans plus anything with a 3.8 liter V6.