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/out/ i'm a guy and i'm gonna go camping with a girl.
what should I be prepared for?
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>>2868439

If she’s never spent a night outside of a house, and you’re taking her on a full-on wilderness backcountry trip, then you’re making a huge mistake. Don’t do it. It’s like surprise anal. She most likely won’t enjoy it and will resent you for trying. You have to ease into that.

If you’re going car camping, you’ll have to keep her entertained, occupied, and distracted from typical discomforts (no climate controls, no Netflix, bugs, etc.). A sign her a task while you’re doing something. Have her set up a kitchen while you’re set up the tent. She makes lunch while you build a fire. Have a schedule to loosely stick to and stuff to do. People who’ve never spent time outside don’t know how to sit back and enjoy the ambiance, so you have to keep them occupied. Again, if you fail to do this, they’ll say it’s your fault since you’re the one who wanted to go camping.

The payoff is smelly tent sex, so bring wet wipes.
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>what should I be prepared for?
rape charges HAHAHAH
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>>2868445
>The payoff is smelly tent sex, so bring wet wipes.

lmfaoo

>>2868447
and lol'd at that too holy shit
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>>2868445
>If she’s never spent a night outside of a house, and you’re taking her on a full-on wilderness backcountry trip, then you’re making a huge mistake.
First time I went /out/ with my gf was cowboy camping on this cliffside ledge over river. I'd noticed it on the way past when canyoning one time and thought it looked like a good spot from the ground but hadn't ever camped there before (or even climbed up to investigate it properly). This was our first trip together and her first experience camping other than sleeping in her car at a music festival. We had to swim through multiple canyons to reach the intended campsite so we were both completely soaked when we arrived. The length of the trip meant there was no possibility to bail out if she had enough. The climb up to the ledge was harder than it looked and she took a decent fall trying to do it with an armful of firewood. It turned out most of the ledge was uneven enough that we couldn't sleep next to each other without risking a slow slide off the edge in the middle of the night, this meant that we couldn't huddle together under the single sleeping bag we brought. Even sleeping separately on the flattest sections of the ledge still had you slipping towards the abyss whenever you rolled over or moved around. She saw a leech for the first time when we found one on my ankle at the start of the evening. She saw a leech for the second time when we found one the size of my thumb on her ankle moments moments later. We went ahead with the trip despite a not great weather forecast, and it rained from midnight through the entire next day.

Still had a great time though. 10/10, would recommend.
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you better know how to make a fire anon
doesn't matter how wet the ground is
not being able to start a fire is the ultimate ick
it goes back to her cave woman instinct
if you can't start a fire you have failed as a man on an evolutionary level
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>>2868439
Get ready for...
>I'm tiiiired.
>I'm booored.
>Are we there yet?
>Are we done yet?
>There's nothing to doooo.
>But I don't wanna help set up camp.
>But I don't wanna do any work.
>Can we stop, I'm sweaty?
>There's no bathroom out here.
>Ew bugs.
>No shower? But I'm all sweaty!
>I'm hunnggrryyyy.
>But I don't wanna eat stuff from the woods.

And so on and so on and so on. It's utterly exasperating. Take her on hikes first. You have to ease her into it.
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>>2868570
absolutely this
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>>2868439
I'm sorry.
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>>2868439
bring a radio so it's not just silence
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>>2868570
Nailed it.
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>>2868439
>>2868445
>>2868449
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>>2868570
why do women find making fire so impossible anyway
ive been with 3 women in my life and none of them have succesfully made a campfire nor lighted a sauna when asked not-one-single-time
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>>2868585
Most women(in my experience) are averted to "hard work." They don't want to put in the effort/get messy. For some reason they all do this. Only real manish women I've met can act and work on the level that the guys do.
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>>2868588
Just date tomboys. All the girls I've dated have been fine.
They haven't necessarily had the knowledge or experience when it comes to building a fire or repairing a car or whatever but they've always been willing to put in the effort and learn. No complaints about breaking nails or getting dirty or whatever.

>>2868570
Never had any of these complaints from them either.
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>>2868601
Then you must live in a utopia. Cus in the real world, all the women I've ever brought, or met up with friends, or the like, always have a couple or more of those complaints.
They're like grown ass children.
Also...
>just date tomboys
Never once met a tomboy. They're so rare and I would love the opportunity.
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>>2868601
you haven't dated much, have you anon?
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>>2868607
They don't exist anymore.
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>>2868651
Not really, excluding one night stands I've been in a grand total of four relationships since I was 18. Quality over quantity I guess, current relationship is going on 4 years now.

>>2868653
Sure they do. Come up with whatever definition of tomboy you want and I guarantee my gf meets it.
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>you need a tomboy if you want a girl who goes /out/
>*Kamryn has entered the chat
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>>2868722
She’s literally blocking your path. A true unicorn: a feminine girl who goes outside more than (You).
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>>2868722
>>2868723
Insta/snapchat whores dont count anon. They do it for MONEY. Where as we do it FOR FREE.
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>>2868735
How is she making money? Be specific.
Also, if she is making money, then good for her. I’d love to monetize a PCT thruhike, which what she’s doing.

Thebeansbabe is the inverse. Probably a lesbian, a little gross, but out there doing it. I doubt she has an army of male simps. She’s currently doing the Pinhoti (not the ideal time of year, either).
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>>2868439
Bears. Be prepared for bears. Get ready.

>>2868742
Nose ring theory.
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>>2868722
>>2868723
it can't be a good idea going /out/ dressed like this...
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>>2868760
its not real, friend
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>>2868776
Why? It doesn't look like she's beating her way through thorny bush so she should be fine.
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>>2868776
This was my initial reaction as well. But it’s not fake. Other hikers have confirmed her existence. Plus she has gross socks, greasy hair, and dirty clothes. If she went that far with those details to fake a hike for views, then that’s really going the extra mile with a lie.

Supposedly she funded her hike via OnlyFans.

>>2868751
>nose ring theory
Yeah, like I said, I’m pretty sure she’s a lesbian. Does that disqualify her from tomboy status? Either way, she’s legit. Beans babe ate canned beans the entire way on an AT thruhike, which sounds like some shit you’d hear on /out/.
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>>2868585
>webm
shit, I remember watching that and knowing exactly what was about to happen
>>2868601
>just date women who are in high demand and very very short supply
getting a tomboy girlfriend was hard even before modern times when school and social media tries to convince tomboys that they're actually real boys and should chop their tits off and take HRT
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>>2868840
>ywn have sweaty hiker tomboy girlfriend who goes days without showering or wearing deodorant or clean clothes and also keeps eating beans to give her the nastiest BRAPS
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>>2868742
>how does she make money.

In app sponsers, direct pay, ad sense, etc etc. C'mon dude, don't play dumb.
But like anon said these people don't count. They're essentially corpo-bought plants put right into your hobby to distract you. Because once the canera is off, that dumb bimbo is no longer interested in /out/.
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>>2868439
complaining
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>>2868601
This. My current gf is more or less a tomboy, its femine, but has mostly manly hobbys. Played rugby for 5 or 6 years, was into scouting (girls allowed in my country), and now we go mountaineering together. We push ourselfs more than I espected at first, and now we are going full alpinism mode, we rock climb, and we are planning our seventh trip, were we are going to be in movemment for 14h, starting at 4:30/5:00 AM, to reach the second tallest peak in the Pyrinees.

>>2868607
No complainings like some on this thread are describing. You just need to meet the right girl, and for that, you must move in the right circles of people. There are plenty like my gf, you just need to look for them. You just wont find them in tinder
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>>2869020
>once the camera is off she abandons the thruhike
Please explain how someone can fake a thruhike and be semi-famous among hikers yet not get called out.
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>>2868849
you are so disgusting if i could kill you myself i would.
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>>2869020
>Because once the canera is off, that dumb bimbo is no longer interested in /out/.
This is a pretty retarded take, Anon. She might be making money (she has an OnlyFans, and a thruhike uad a built-in, mostly male audience), but it would be a pretty big leap to assume she’s hiking the entire PCT just for views. And as others have pointed out, she’s not faking it. There are plenty of opportunities to fake an interest in the outdoors. She’s not doing that.

Also, she kept saying she was going to “submit” Mt. Whitney, so “bimbo” is absolutely the correct word, lol.
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>>2869125
>how can someone fake a thru hike
Have your beta orbiter drop you off amd pick you up.
>>2870089
Not a bad take, many MANY women(and a lot of men too) fake hobbies for the internet money. Anon is not wrong to assume an OF whore is doing the same. I would assume the same. Maybe don't watch e-whores though. Not good for your mental health.
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>>2870813
>she’s wearing filth encrusted socks to fool the camera
>also everyone on the PCT who’s run into her is in in it
>she wasn’t just rescued from Mt. Whitney due to elevation sickness either
You’re dumb.
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>>2870835
All of what you said is falsifiable, and you're a fag. Yet here you are, white-knighting for a chick who will never fuck you.
Go hiking anon. Clear your head.
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>>2871089
>falsifiable
Ok, cool. Then falsify it. Prove she’s lying, and prove there’s a vast conspiracy where hundreds of other thruhikers are in on her scam to farm views.
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>>2871297
youre telling me there is a OF whore soloing popular trails and it hasnt been ruined by stalkers? thats absurd.
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>>2871299
Yeah it turns out ne’er-do-wells are pretty lazy. This was talked about in a thruhiking thread, where retards who’ve never been more than a couple of miles from the trailhead insisted that the entirety of the AT was crawling with meth addicts and other dangerous hobos.

Kamryn is popular because she shows off her tits and having a girl lean into a non-traditional aesthetic while thruhiking is a novelty. It’s mostly the tits. But the other thing is true. You never see really girly hikers. They’re usually butch, grungy, hippies, or something that leans toward a masculine archetype.
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>>2871297
It's not on us to prove whether she's lying. She has to prove she's being genuine.
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>>2871304
She already has. She’s posting pics and vid’s on Instagram and there are second hand accounts of her adventure.

No one has put forth anything to counter it, just “trust me bro” and feelings.
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>>2871304
you are retarded. she just got rescued off of mount whitney, unless you distrust news articles too
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>>2871309
She’s back, btw.
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>>2871309
most likely the truth is in the middle. shes really out there but has a lot more support than she lets on, standard practice for onlywhores to bait simps.
as for her recent rescue, the story doesnt quite add up. she says she gave up and called for rescue but they ignored her and neither her nor search and rescue are responding to reporters.
theres also
>several hikers who summited Mount Whitney to watch the sunrise noticed Renae’s tent on their way up the mountain
and theres the support team.

you are absolutely correct this is all speculation on the skeptics side but everything in the history of women tells us to be skeptical here.
you can believe whatever you want but please dont give her any money.

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