>>2868602
I'm guessing your homosexual lover is going to college since I would assume a college educated person would understand how to find hiking trails. There are many apps devoted to just that, and maps and websites. And most people that aren't retarded would look at any map of Texas and think "hmm what's this huge green section right here next to college station. It says sam houston national forest I wonder what that could be."

>>2868602
why did you type this here instead of claude

>>2868602
Go to the rec climbing gym and train and then drive to Reimers.