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humiliation ritual
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>>2868900
Nah bear cans are good. Do you want a bear stealing your food while you are days out into a backpacking trip?
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>>2868901
i just rent airbnbs
sometimes bears or yotes or something will fuck up your outdoor trash can if there's not a secure lid
hey hosts if you host a property in fucking rural ohio can you add a secure chain link lid or something instead of just plastic flimsy so I don't get woken up at midnight by eager bears THANX
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>>2868901
i carry a gun and sleep light
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>>2868902
there are no bears in ohio
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>>2868901
How is it better than a hang bag?
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>>2868910
I beg to differ.
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>>2868911
Its not.
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>>2868910
then who was attacking my pizza box at midnight?
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>>2868911
>>2868917
you don't need to know how to tie knots I guess
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>>2868919
If you can't tie paracord to a carabiner you probably shouldn't be allowed to be outside or drive or vote.
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>>2868939
black bears can climb trees
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>>2868906
retarded larp

>>2868911
There are many places where you can't hang a bag.
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>>2868901
>Do you want a bear stealing your food
fpbp. i don't even want a bear playing with my bear canister. this season i'm using a nylofume pack liner in the bear canister. i've been invisible to humans since 2024, now i wanna camp invisible to bears and vermin

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>>2868942
they can also undo knots and cut ropes. it's basically a retarded child with 100x retard strength, that can smell dank calories like butter and oil from literally miles away, and is constantly hunting for them
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>>2868911
NTA but from what I’ve read online in some of the popular destinations bears have figured out how to get at hang bags so they don’t work anymore. And you also don’t need a tree for a bear can
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>>2868901
just carry a gun and shoot them
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>>2868910
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>>2868973
>invisible to humans since 2024
please share some tips, I like being invisible too
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>>2868982
that's not very nice. how would you feel if a bear did that to you?
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>>2868911
The forest jannies said so.
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>>2868911
What if there are no trees big enough?
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>>2868943
>many places where you can't hang a bag.
>>2869026
Do bears live there?
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>>2868900
I too love waking up to bear and wild animals clawing at my tent.
Retard larp thread as usual
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>>2869028
>Do bears live there?

In the alpine? Yes.
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>>2868914
KEK
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>>2868900
Struggling with rope is the humiliation ritual.
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I'm glad that my ancestors have genocided the past bear population where I live
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>>2869032
>not practicing the bear triangle
someone doesn’t go outside
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>>2868995
it's not hard to be invisible to humans. my default color is olive drab, i camp off trail, and use a red headlamp at night. smell invisibility is this year's project

>>2869017
it's honestly so much easier to just put everything that smells in a bear canister and call it good. i bought one for the eclipse cuz it happened during hibernation wakeup in black bear country, and now i never have to think about some faggot mouse chewing a hole through my fancy bags, or leaving them open to prevent that and then it rains overnight
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>>2869028
In the desert, the alpine, the chaparral, the scrubland, yes there are bears. There are also plenty of forests or woods without trees big enough. NPS requirements in the sierra national parks are I think a branch at least 10ft long at least 20ft up. That can be hard to find
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>>2869090
had to read the thread to get the joke because to my knowledge only americans use those bear bags/jars or something you hang to a tree long away from your campsite
apparently in my country bears have finally started leaving forests and come look for food into urban areas and now everyone is freaking out
they say we have a fuckton of bears but ive never even seen one
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>>2868900
Useless against east coast bears FYI
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>>2868939
neither of these things existed 100 years ago suburban-kun
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>>2868902
>i just rent airbnbs
So you don't go /out/. Why do you think your opinion matters?
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>>2869477
They had modern carabiners in the 19th century
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>>2868982
I would really rather psychologically scar the bear than kill it. What if I pin it and just rape the living shit out of that bear? I mean, I'll still have a gun because you never know when you might have no choice but to turn that rape into a murder. Happens all the time.
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>>2869010
Well if you do my thing and rape the shit outta that bear, then, yes. A lot of people might like it.

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