>>533276022
Jim, that not what I do; I am not ok with that stuff.

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>>533276022
>share your drugs
>fuck anyone who asks
wow.

>>533276022
I'm tired of cunts, once you get to fucking them and the woman attached to them stops caring, she starts to take less and less care of that thing and it gets all pungent and fucking nasty

>>533276320
I had this rash break out in my groin that I am treating, but it got all rough and wet and it smelled like a pungent cunt. that's just a rash that I am healing but a womans cunt is like a permanent festering pool for possible fungal overtake.

Yeah go on and slip your finger inside of a woman when she isnt expecting and hasnt gone to the care of "prepping."
then smell your finger.

smell your finger.

>>533276022
>le san franciscan degeneracy o noes
forget all that- just look how fucking TIRING their lifestyle must be

Is it 1570/month per 'person' or shared amongst all members

>>533276022
Nightmare fuel.

>>533276443
Per person obviously.

>>533276443
Per person. You can't even rent a studio for 1,500 in San Francisco lmao.

>>533276022
>walking in a line or 3:4 formation)
count me out sorry, i have some standards.

i'll do anything as long as i don't have to get a job or be streamed online

>>533276443
thats what they pay you for the use of your sexual organs

>>533276549
>>533276550
Hmm, well that's also in USD so it's 40% more than I'm paying right now to have a space all to myself. Easy pass on this.

>>533276022
1,6k RENT?

>>533276609
Yeah, I'm sure they also don't keep grenade casualty radiuses in mind :( ngmi

>>533276698
They probably live in a leftist commie city. They deserve it

>>533276411
>smell your finger
that's the best part desu

>>533276022
>5 5 to 5 10
manlet cope

>>533276674
They lost me at missing dog flyer tier advertising of damning my eternal soul with unbridled degeneracy.

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>>533276022
Peter Thiel is funding these people.

>has a fucking height requirement
This is a parody right?

>>533276855
you know thats one polycule thats just ngmi

>>533276022
LMAO the rest of it is hilarious https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846

>>533277094
its clearly stated that this is just for practical positioning reasons. perfectly logical.

>>533277094
>you can't click on this printed paper
I am 95% certain it is, but then again zoomers are so brain rotten that might be real.

>>533276022
BMI status?
Polycule will need an elephant-grade bed.

>>533276022
As long as balls aren't touching.

>>533276428
>No sneaky links!
They've even diminished unfaithful behavior by using nicities like this which is just their level of daily cope they force on themselves each day because they're goycattle

>>533276698
The cheapest studio apartment in my home town is 1.2k, and that was when I checked a couple years ago.

>>533276320
good. i wanna drink whole milk, not skimmed milk

>>533277168
Good, they're probably communists, too, so that's a good thing

>>533277076
I'm convinced. Looking forward to joining the next march for billionaires.

>>533276022
$12,000 / mo


Must be a nice penthouse

>>533276022
I have no interest in spending my days sitting alone while the person I'm supposed to be in a relationship with goes off to fuck other men.

polyamory is nothing more than another word for cucking yourself.


>destiny sitting and watching while his wife dances with another man.


no


go fuck yourself

die.

>sharing is caring

is a disgusting sentiment undeserving of respect or kindness.

>>533277407
they'd probably get off being blown up and then fucking in all that blood with missing arms and legs etc. really wouldn't put it past these people.

>>533276022
poly is retarded and requires everyone involved to be one foot out the door 24/7 in order to work

its for either psychopaths that have no respect for other people, or losers with no self esteem or respect for themselves

>>533276022
>must be sexually open to all our members
so must consent to rape

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>>533276411
Horrible.

There is a certain kind of person this would work great for, even though 99% of people would kill themselves immediately

>>533276022
The funniest part of this is when they get into the eugenics part of it.

>>533276022
>3x4 formation
WTF there are twelve of these perverts?

>>533276022
I often feel shame after jorkin' my peanits, then I see things like this....
It truly can get worse.
I gotta quit jerkin'deh'cherkin' to fat assed latina sluts on IG

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>Deborah (65)

>>533276619
How would you come up with the ~1,570/month (including utilities)

>>533276320
Not all of us married 200lb hambeasts

>>533276022

> 5'5"-5'10"

A man wrote this.

>>533277742
This.
If one of the members is a big, fat, ugly, smelly black man; you MUST suck his cock and let him fuck your ass.

>>533278674
being cute, 6'3" and 7.75"x5.75" is rent enough

>>533276022
these are so fucking gross

>>533278975
Im convinced at least one member of any of these groups is doing it for a place to live and is revolted by everyone else

>>533278588
>We are considering having Melissa breed with Norman or Zaid and/or Mackenzie with Douglas, as we believe these would be the genetically-optimal combinations.
Topkek

>>533278975
Agreed.
The only people into this weird shit are autists that have dark triad personality traits.

>>533279038
I am disgusted by the rest of the flyer, but that eugenics section makes me kek.

>>533278588
What's the matter, anon? Aren't you excited to see what Deborah's "special move" is? I'm 900% certain that it involves her removing her dentures.

>>533276306
>fat ugly losers want someone to pay their rent and give them sex and drugs on demand
pathetic

>>533276320
protip: don't get with fat bitches

>>533278588
>breeding program
...

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I'm almost 40 and haven't even kissed a girl, but even I'm not that fucking desperate. How repulsive. Imagine the STDs and the smell of those bedrooms.

>>533276022
> you must agree to be our live-in sex toy on demand
> we're also charging you $1500 for the privilege

No wonder they had a defector from the 'polycule'

>>533276306
No wonder autismos like this stuff. The very clear instructions about how to interact in a romantic situation must take away a lot of the stress of dating for them. Even if the rules are batfuck stupid.

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>>533278588
Checked. These hippies are disgusting. Bunch of faggots

>>533276022
it’s funny because up here in Idaho every other person knows someone in white nationalist polycule too

>>533279690
>Didn't want to eat Granny Gulps queefs or shove her dentures up her ass

>>533278588
Thinking of adding kids to this.
Should be criminal.

>>533279665
from the way they mention 'no outside links' several times, i'll bet they'll want the lucky new member of their pukeycule to get tested for AIDS etc before 'playtime' commences.

>>533277367
>>533276913
somebody make a thread on ithaca, ny.
or i'll collect enough horror stories to post and do it myself. that place is the "northeast" portland/seattle and its a horrible shit show.

>>533278588
Jesus fuck these people sound exhausting. imagine living your adult life like this. it's totally over for those eventual kids.

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>>533276022
Damn bros, I will never pay $1600 per month to live in a pod storage unit and get cucked 6 days out of the week by a fat brown transexual

>>533276022
imagine
the
smell

>>533276022
Firsties never cease to amaze me with their degeneracy. They always come up with a fresh horror. Wait until jews hear about this one, they will push it everywhere to justify rent prices.

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>>533278588

>>533279966
They must be NEETs fully dedicated to their degenerate colony, the workplace bants would be brutal.

>>533279878
reading >>533278588, you can see the cult-like behavior:
> we want you to join, but we also want you to know that the 'leadership' is already decided and you're not part of it
> we rotate bed partners monthly. If you don't put out for all of them (see other rule) they are allowed to beat you until you comply.

>>533278588
actually repulsive

>>533278588
Is this not satire? Please.. some anon pleas tell me this is fake...

please God return and intervene, before these freaks reproduce

>>533276022
Do I get to pin the Weasel?

>>533276306
They somehow manage to make regular orgies sound more stuffy than a WASP sunday dinner.

>>533276022
can u get disability gibs if u have AIDS? asking for a friend

>>533276022
>"defector"
They're not bitter or anything. What does this even mean in context?

>>533278588
>Noe Valley
San Fancisco. Of course.

>reasonable corporal discipline
What.

>>533278588
op is totally sucking off norman

>>533276022
i was part of a polycule once. cheapest apartment i've ever had and i only got molested twice. it's the living arrangement of the future.

>>533278588
Ok, disregard my last post, didn't see this.

Ngl, I respect their committment to being utterly and completely insane instead of contending with middling everyday degeneracy.

>>533278588
Execute all millennials

>>533279922
It is.
This is where gay marriage has led, literal orgy families, and you know EXACTLY what's gonna happen.

>>533280519
law won't do shit about it though no matter what happens, especially in the bay area.

>>533280366
Defector is a term used by cults to describe anyone who has had enough and flees the situation

>>533280070
>>533280170
>>533280174
obviously, it is what it is if they are going to explain away their lives on their own, but to bring kids in is absolutely criminal.

>>533279507
make me, FAGGOT

>>533280645
you'll see more of these popping up over time.

>>533279970
What about 1000?

>>533280519
>>533280576
That other anon is right, its basically juts a cult, like your apparently have at every corner in the US.Though normally they larp as Christians, not Slaaneshi. Why is that?

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>>533280190
>Do I get to pin the Weasel?
kek

>>533279410
>that eugenics section makes me kek
Very obvious that they are intentionally setting up interracial mixings.

>>533276306
This living situation sounds like a future life in prison scenario lmaooo I think I would rather be homeless.

No point in a living situation like this that will lead to inevitable violence lol.

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>>533276022
Wowee!
Sounds just like that show Friends except gayer

>>533279970
Imagine getting fisted by President Norman on Tuesday, and then doing mandatory cuck play with Mackenzie on Thursday, and then you have to eat Deborah's hairy granny pussy on Friday after Zaid has deposited his AIDS load in her, and these are their special tricks.
and this is your new life.
for $1570 per month.
and they want to have 4 kids in a genetically optimal way.

>>533278588
Wow, all of this bullshit for the grand low price of a grand and a half a month. Haha I guess you'll get laid tho loooool you know how important that is.
I think I'll pass.

>>533278588
this is a cult, not a polycule

>>533280810
Norman is the president and Melissa the cult leader. That's obviously the power couple trying to produce ubermensch. Mackenzie and Douglas sound like nerds. Zaid sounds like the only ethnic and he's getting cucked out in the pairings, he's probably happy to just fuck the granny.

>>533278588
I alone shall command the polycule.

>>533281227
>>533281171
It's probably gonna turn into something like starvation heights

>>533281272
Zaid gravy with the AIDS babies

Isn’t this just a more gay and retarded version of what the hippie boomers did with their sex communes out in the California desert?

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>>533281349
They're gonna learn about tantric veganism and turn it into some crazy health regimen where they starve to enhance the sexual energy

>>533281446
Probably, but I'd like to see the rules and regulations for those too

>>533276022

> $1570
The house better be a fucking mansion at that price, you could probably get a 2 bedroom apartment in America for that or at least a bachelor in a city.

> Must be sexually open to all our members.

So not only do you have to pay 1570, but you also have to be willing to get fucked in the ass by a dude.

> 5-5/5-10
Taller women and manlets only, I guess it's for a bottom position

>>533281272
I'm guessing Deborah owns the house, but is letting them all live there for free, while Douglas is pocketing all of the money they're bringing in.

Another question:
> they are expecting the applicant to pay $1500/month. I wonder what, if anything, the other members are paying

>>533278588
This is a cult isn't it?

>>533281611
cult of Zaid's babies

>>533279038
>genetically-optimal combinations
translation: we're pairing darkies with whites because it's important to abolish whiteness

>>533277076
I'm the global 1%
#feelsgoodman

>>533276306
>”playtime” is scheduled like WoW raid nights

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>>533277187
>https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846
should I apply?

>>533278588
They left out the parts about Deborah (65) weighing 368 pounds and the fact she hasn't bathed in 10 over years.
>Yea anon you must eat Deborah out to please her while Norman and Zaid take turns ramming their AIDS infested cocks up your ass. You will enjoy it!

>>533281611
A cum cult

>>533281491
>kills 15 people
>only gets 20 years
>only serves 2

im starting to really despise these "women" characters

>>533276022
>romantic comedies
gay

>>533281541
You have to lick Deborah's crusted snatch for 30 straight minutes to get the discounted rate

I'd rather live on the streets

>>533282167
what concerns me is that it sounds an awful lot like the Oneida cult; an 1800's free-love community.

Despite it being a 'free love' community, there was still one guy no one would have sex with. He took it personally, and went out and did something bad:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/death-by-lightning-oneida-community-1235465619/

>>533276022
>>533276306
>>533278588
Damn I really want to see a picture of them. I have one in my mind that I'm about 99% sure is accurate.

>>533276022
>we currently had an involuntary defector who unfortunately passed from hiv

>>533282371
>passed from anal fissures from grandma Deborah's rolling pin

>>533280645
Should have just gone full Muslim and used apostate

>>533276022
Sex with all of them = bisexuality doesn’t it?
That’s the part of this I’m not down for.
No judgement but not for me

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>>533276966
>missing dog flyer tier advertising
Because even in the dystopian nightmare world of San Francisco, not a single member knows anyone who would want to join.

>>533276022
For some reason, I just feel like that's in Seattle.

>>533282533
Yeah, it's mandatory that the dudes breed you at least once a week.
and that the entire cult gang rapes you once a month for over $1500 in a shared living situation.

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>>533280190
>They somehow manage to make regular orgies sound more stuffy than a WASP sunday dinner.
Why not both?

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>>533278588
>our leader, Norman!
>position to be rotated every 6 or 7 years. Or so. Approx. If Norman wishes
Norms worked himself a gig here. His Demands shall steadily increase, won't end well.

>>533282741
These polycule niggas will unironically say Putin must go

>>533280490
>Leader is 24
These are zoomers with a random xoomer grandma. We're having nuclear families and going to church bud.

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>>533276022
Greta belongs to one of these doesn't she?

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>>533276022

>>533276306
I ain't sharing my drugs bro.

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Our members:
>Melissa (haz bepis)
>Douglas (hatchet wound)
>Norman (holder of the secret cool aid recipe)
>Deborah (strap-on)
>Mackenzie (aka "spuds')
>Zaid (pre-op siamese twin)
>Zaid's twin (to be announced)

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>>533281140
LETS FUCKING DO THIS

I wonder what those people look like.

>>533276443
>>533276550
San Francisco, it's mandatory that you short all world debt, collateralize it into yuan, get five people over on a boat who agree to open cornerstores, collateralize their business to pay off your world debt shorts, and then you double your money; rinse and repeat and you don't have to worry about price.

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>>533281974

>>533276306
>WoW guildmasters new game
lmao, imagine how fucking disgusting these people are.

>>533276022
>watching romantic comedies
You can just tell that this shit was written and invented by a foid. No man, not even literal gays watch romantic comedies

>>533276022
I don't like fun.

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what the fuck man

>>533276306
You just know there's at least 1 roastie misfit fired from a HR department for drugs and a physical assault

>>533279410
They pretty much said that everyone other than the 65 year old is going to have babies.

>>533283621
or a robot, the formatting is very sloppy

>>533276022
cities used to be turned to salt for this.

>>533283867
Mandatory genetically optimized breeding, and mandatory sodomy, because you have to fuck the dudes too or get raped by them.

>>533276411
>it tastes like your BO
Do I stay or run

>>533276022
DO NOT imagine the smell

>>533281611
yeah, basically

>>533276022
>defector
Not very good OP-SEC to declassify this.

>>533283979
In the Oneida cult, which I mentioned here, >>533282336 , they had a rather crazy solution to the risk of unwanted pregnancies:

Their theory:
> young men need time to learn how not to come inside of a woman, it's something they must learn from practice
> young women need proper sexual guidance, from someone who knows better

Their solution:
> all of the young men have sex with the old women, too old to get pregnant
> all of the young women have sex with the middle-aged men, who can better help them transition out of virginity.

>>533284174
>fake vegan cheese, garlic, incense, cat litter

>>533284287
Not bad I think for young men to have an older woman as a lover for that reason, and older women can be more easy going and friendly, but yeah the whole cult thing is pretty crazy.

>>533281974
yes

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>>533276022
how lower can you still fall America?

>>533278768
MUTT: the post

>>533276306
You can tell this is reddit because they immediately think they can tell you what to do.

>>533284618
Hell. We weimar now, boyo.

>>533276306
They have a sex schedule lmao

>>533283577
KEK

>>533280490
>millenials
Nigga what. Are millenials 25 and younger?
>>533282934
Actually, that's Norman(31). Reread it. They call themselves the "Norman Polycule".

>>533276022
>5'5 to 5'10
>for practicality
These people are permavirgins

>>533276022
>we recently had a defector in our polycule
Yes, this totally doesn't repel people to join your degenerate rag tag group.

>>533277522
Or the new guy is the only person with a job so they pay all of the rent and utilities and everyone else stays home and does their drugs. And if he complains they are allowed to beat him. Luckily they are all short and fat so that is a small silver lining.

>>533280366
Someone defected to their own savings account because paying for everyone else gets really old after the first weekend brunch. Fucking hilarious ad though.
>Necessary experience: 5+ grandmother orgies. Also you need to have a clean bill of health while living in a 7 way STD blender.

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>>533276411
>smell your finger

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>>533276411

>>533283577
Getting digits on /pol should qualify if you ask me.

>>533278588
The worst part is sharing one car with 7 people.

>>533277076
Then why is rent 1600?

>>533278588
I have never seen such a pathetic excuse of sentences in what equates to a humiliation ritual job interview. The camps will be too kind for these lot.

>>533289227
Nah >>533279722 is right on. They would love this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4

>>533277076
you can just buy viewpoints