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TRUMP: IRAN WILL RETURN URANIUM
WAR OVER??
https://www.is.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000011917601.html

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>>533275354

>>533277337
Maybe! Only loser with peace will be Israel.

nuke everyone and everything please

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>photo from 9/11
>surfaced recently.
>>533277357

>>533277285
Look at the sheer glee on this Israeli woman's face as she knows her nation killed 3,000 Americans in order to swindle them into a forever war.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STEAK AND LOBSTER?! I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT. I WAS TOLD THEY GAVE WARRIORS A GOOD MEAL BEFORE FUCKING UP BROWN PEOPLE.

THEY TOLD ME I MIGHT ACTUALLY GO INTO COMBAT AND THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING GET. THIS IS SERIOUSLY POSSIBLY MY LAST MEAL BEFORE WE GO OUT.

>>533277337
return?

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Where is the pilot?

Where is the gift of 10 takers of fuel for Trump from Iran?

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>KINO SECTION OF THE BREAD IS UPDATED WITH THIS GEM>
https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4
>KINO SECTION OF THE BREAD IS UPDATED WITH THIS GEM>
https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4
>KINO SECTION OF THE BREAD IS UPDATED WITH THIS GEM>
https://files.catbox.moe/jg9rat.mp4

>>533277474
the first wave will get annihilated why waste good food on those goys

>>533277474
>Brown people
Mutt, i don't know how to say this.......
Maybe YOU are the...... well...... you grandma speaks mexican?

>>533277446
>>533277436

Israel is getting bombed hard, repeatedly, right now in the northern beach cities. This might go on all night. IAF now trying to bomb the rocket launchers in Lebanon so this madness stops:

Rescue and relief forces of the Home Front Command are currently operating in areas where reports of hits were received in the north of the country

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>>533277545
STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! OR OUR WARFIGHTERS WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MAXIMUM LETHALITY!

>>533277474
Why do they always send the poor?

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>>533277641

Latest blast site, not to be confused with the dead kike on a bike who took a rocket to the jugular while he was riding his motorcycle 15 minutes ago.

Endless waves, bros.

>>533277474
If you're at sea in a combat operation you're not going to get mail desu.
It's all sitting there at base.

>>533277641
well israel wants to annex all of southern lebanon and got apple maps to cooperate with the genocide already

>>533277684
Iran should bomb the fuck out of them before the reload the paper dome. This is what the cease fire has been about. Just buying time

>>533277684
My MDA teams are operating at the scene in Nahariya. 2 vehicles are on fire
So far, no casualties have been reported in the various arenas

In addition to a 25-year-old motorcyclist who was evacuated in serious condition (20 minutes ago, aka earlier), a 17-year-old girl was seriously injured at the Karmiel interchange. She was evacuated in serious and unstable condition to the shock room at the Galilee Medical Center

(back to right now) Nahariya: A 40-year-old man was moderately injured from interception fractures. MDA teams evacuated him to the Galilee Medical Center in the city

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>>533277706

anti-semitism is never okay though...

>>533277779
>Iran should bomb the fuck out of them before the reload the paper dome. This is what the cease fire has been about. Just buying time

Iran doesn't even have to do shit, that's the coolest thing. Media focuses on south Lebanon being destroyed, but northern israel is being destroyed too, and not for the first time.

I don't know the intricacies of finding authentic news, but I heard there was some international justice court calling for action to be taken regarding Isreali officials.
Does this organization actually matter?
Would trump gain anything by bringing in these so-called war criminals?
What did the USA gain by deploying all these military assets that require fuel, maintenance and in some cases got destroyed?

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guys.... you have to see this

dr ghalibaf was right about oil

>>533277337
>Return
what did he mean with "return"? WAAIT, HOLY FUCK NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE, IRGC IS BACKED REGIME JUST LIKE SADDAM OR ISIS!!! THAT'S WHY HE PRAISED ALLAH! ARAGCHI IS A GLOWNIGGER AND ORANGE MIGGER IS A MUSLIM!!!!!! FUUUUCK

>>533277927
the US shields israel, the courts ruling matters in a sense that it is the most authorative when it comes to determining genocide and that european countries would look like shit ignoring their own courts

So what happened to the Venezuelan oil trump took

>>533277985
Yup Iran was always in it for the long haul, they have been fairly quiet since the US blockade almost as if they know time's on their side

>>533278055
the US always got venezuelan oil as the texas refineries laundered it the entire time

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oh shit....
new kino just dropped, haven't watched yet

>>533277337
Oh hey, surely they'll send him the dust alongside those 20 oil tankers Iran gave him as a gift!

>>533277684
I NEED THE VIDEO PLEASE, I WASN'T EVERY ACTIVE IN THE LAST DAYS
TOTAL KIKE DEATH HAAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>533278062
if powerplant day happens and iran retaliates as promised we would see 1-2billion dead by famined over the next 10 years

I think that is realistic

>Enemy kike media, Yedioth Ahronoth: Trump was forced to declare a ceasefire in Lebanon out of fear of disruption in negotiations with Iran

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>>533277337
>Iran let's retrieval team in
>kills them

>>533277899
Yeah. I guess I’m just not satisfied with the number of kike death. I want Israel to look like Gaza

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>>533278108

Good shot, hit the top here where the x is

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No one could have foreseen this

>>533277337
He said on the same announcement that the Pope dont mind Iran having nuclear weapons. Imagine believing a shabo clown

>>533277684
Ceasefire status?

>>533278190
More likely
>team arrives to Tehran
>kikeniggers blow up the whole facility and blames IRGC

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>>533278139

no videos yet, and it's just two burning cars. but i hope there's video from 30 minutes ago where the 25 year old moto jew and a 19 year old girl (maybe on his back seat) were blasted by a hezbollah rocket while riding on the road.

>Trump expected $200 oil futures so he thinks everything is fine
We're doomed

>>533278186
The audacity of these fucking demons man. We’re out here working our ass off here for a ceasefire so we can bail THEM out, and they still just do what they want. You are not anti semetic enough

>>533277566
some lame shit, delete this

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>>533278062
is SHITran waiting for Dow to reach an all time high too
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we can blockade SHITran alllllll year

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>>533277985
Anyone who’s not a retard saw this coming. 20% of the global production capacity is disrupted or simply gone. It takes time to restore that so until that happens the price will increase until 20% of the demand is also gone

>>533277779
>before the reload the paper dome

The worldwide production rate of Patriot missiles sits at a whopping six per month, and I doubt that dome ammo goes much faster. You can't "reload" weapons that are built to profit maximize goyim and not for practical usage. Meanwhile, even shitty Hezbollah fire crackers require the full monty of several high tech interceptors to reliably catch.

Israels Airsapce will never have a foreskin again.

>>533278310
He should ask someone when the futures contracts end
>>533278343
>bragging about a ponzi scheme
grim

>>533278310
>>533277985


>>533278324
everybody disagrees.
many people including me wanted to put it in KINO in the last bread. you are the only one that disliked it so far.

>>533277985
i think this is some monkey business just look at that profile pic

>>533278365
I can tell you’re Mexican by the way you write like a third worlders

>>533278513
Meant for this retard >>533278343

>>533277985
The central bank will fix it, believe it or not lack of oil can be fixed by tinkering with money enough

>like a third worlders

>>533278435
He made it clear he doesn't understand trade last year, so I doubt he understands futures contracts.

God forbid a nigga has auto correct

>>533278506
nah, I heard about the singapore story elswhhere already a day ago
spot traders

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>>533278435
>>533278513
our economy is thriving no problem
SHITran on the other hand will have trouble paying the IRGC

MUAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>533278216
I highly doubt anyone cares. The american admiralty just nodded along to Monkes screeching to not get fired, and now are executing his orders in a fashion that make the whole thing pointless. Meanwhile his dicklickers can tell him all day how great he is and how amazing his cuckade works.

The other option would be to park their ships straight in the Hormuz itself and wait until the Iranians are in the mood for target practice. Its risky as is, but at least they have room to maneuver and run away if the rockets start flying.

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>>533278549
Can you convert dollar bills (or really, entries in a database) into physical oil?

>>533278343
>imaginary casino
vs
>real tangible physical goods

i wonder which side will win

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>>533278139
>I NEED THE VIDEO PLEASE, I WASN'T EVERY ACTIVE IN THE LAST DAYS

here's the attack nearby from a few minutes earlier, this delivery driver is probably dead or about to be declared so in the hospital.

Could be a goy but also could be a jew 25 year old male. jews are doing door dash type deliveries a lot, even teenage jew girls.

>>533278050
I appreciate the insight, thanks.

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<—win-coded?

>>533278613
Ah yes. The calm screaming of a man who absolutely doesn't need to desperately convince himself that his side his winning.

>>533278721

he got hit in the neck with shrapnel, and that's a lot of blood, so might have hit his jugular.

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>>533278726

>>533278613
wood sniff that jewess butt

>USA Israel Iran ceasefire and working on deal in Irans favor
>Israel getting bombed to shit anyway
>Iran getting stronger than it was before the war, in every way

Lmao this timeline

>>533278726
You're a sucker if you believe any of those numbers

Iran welcomed the ceasefire with Lebanon: part of the understandings of our ceasefire with the U.S.

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>>533277337
DON'T DROP THAT SHIT NIGGA

>>533278613
Ok kike, shitsrael is fine, sure....

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>>533278726
>>533278813
Full American Breakfast

>>533278849
they know everybody is bullshitting and there will be more strikes soon.

israelis are kwetching like rabid dogs and are calling Trump a cuck loser on their social media.

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>>533278901
Now I want to take a trip down the road

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>>533278901
>full american breakfast

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>>533278836
>Ukraine is winning!
Sorry NAFO sister. Iran is not winning. Ukraine is not winning. Crimea is Russia.

>>533278721
Thanks anon! Kikes don't deserve any sort of mercy and all of them are souless things, i have never met a nice kike

>>533278624
If the crew on those ships is anything like the ones on the carriers, none of them really want to be there. They’ll carry out the absolute bare minimum to not get court marshaled and call it a day

>>533278901
Could you PLEASE stop trying to meme, its making this whole board look like retards by association.
Opinions aside, but you have to have some mimimum standard. Shilling for israel is one thing, but shitting out this uncreative, uninspired, trite and shallow garbage and presenting it as a meme is an insult to the art itself.

>>533279128
Completely incoherent non-sequitur. Ukraine's numbers are all fudged too. The body exchange ratios tell the real story.

>Israeli "i24" channel: What Iran succeeded in doing is imposing a ceasefire in Lebanon in its agreement with the United States

But I thought muh Iran abandoned Lebanon, shillbros!?

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>>533278549
It's simple, White countries should just stop all sending of aid to foreign nigger countries. But because they love and worship niggers, they deserve what they get.

>>533279236
I maintain my point that Iran agreeing to a peace deal is exactly the OPPOSITE of what Israel wants, which is why they should make a deal.

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>>533279181
Try these on for size.

American soldiers release diss track for the Iranian Republic’s Guard and Ayatollah Khomenei
https://youtu.be/JW2fM7SY_OI

>>533279353
how does this stop loitering munnitions?

>>533279353
Who is meant to be convinced by this? I salute you if you are doing an intentionally shitty job as a shill in order to waste resources and be extremely ineffective.

>>533279353
>lose war
>lose culture war
lol the US is so fucked

>>533279236
KHAZARIAN TRANNY ON SUICIDE WATCH

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The Lebanese resistance fighters firing artillery shells at the Israeli occupation forces have amputated fingers, sending a clear message that the victims of the pager attacks are not broken but fighting, and still fully capable.

https://x.com/jonelmer/status/2044536473991393351

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> The security zone extends 10 kilometers deep
is Bibi retarded or has the map not updated?

>>533279338
Your post makes sense only on the surface because Israel can break any ceasefire at will.
They will send a couple of rockets to Iran and viola, ceasefire nullified.

>>533279338
I am happy for them to make a deal if they get something out of it.

NEW LEGO MUSIC VIDEO JUST DROPPED!!!
NEW LEGO MUSIC VIDEO JUST DROPPED!!!

https://youtu.be/0PE_eII_1Yw

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>>533279353
If there was such a thing as meme critics, they'd write the kind of scathing review that people have killed themselves over
>Try these on for size.
Found some for you. Looks like a perfect fit.

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>>533277285
ty for baking turkbro, mind if i bake the next one?

>>533279569
I think people underestimate how huge it is for Iran to return to the international trade market freely. Sanctions relief is a huge thing to get out of it.
>>533279566
I didn't say ceasefire, I said peace deal. If I were Iran I would put in language that if Israel attacks them they can attack Israel without the US attacking Iran.
*AHEM*
A Houthi non-aggression pact like part of the deal.

American casus belli against Iran is that Israel wants us to help eliminate an Israeli rival and to slightly undermine China's energy supply

Iranian casus belli is that the US and Israel Pearl Harbor surprise attacked them on steroids including a strike against the resident of the Iranian leader killing some of his family and of course killing elementary school girls and tons of civilian targets.

I dunno guys.. I'm not a philosopher but it gets my noggin joggin

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>>533279688
My pleasure Egypt bro.
Your bakes are always the best, everyone knows.
Be my guest. Bake it good.

>>533279338
i think you are right, israel wants full balls to the walls escalation and destruction. it is even more clear now that we've seen that the american military is outdated. the window IS closing. as far as iran is concerned, a cease fire, or even a somewhat long lasting peace, will certainly mean taking advantage of their incredible momentum, and rearmament of the ansarallah and the hezbollah.

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>>533279542
>Towed artillery
>bury it under a foot of sand
>what’s radar?

>>533279353
Death to america.

>>533279550
Diaper status?

>>533279695
iran gets sanction relief automatic from control of the strait
and loses sanction relief if they lose control fo the strait

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>>533279754
ty fren

>>533279830
>extra large with double stacked suction pads. baby powdered from the factory by default.

>>533279779
Israel wants a failed Iranian state with civil war and civilian infrastructure destroyed. We (the USA) actually don't, we want a normal nation that can be worked with and have relations with, just without nuclear weapons.
I think a nuclear deal can be worked out because the alternative is Israel's plan.
>>533279854
That's not really true. They'd get a small amount of reprieve but nothing like a full lifting of sanctions. Our blockade continuing would even take away that small relief.

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Does Trump have the political power to replace hegseth as well as Bondi and Kash Patel on top of making decisions in the Persian Gulf events?

He has to have some negative modifier on political power by this point and very low war support

>>533277534
>return?
This is the same idiot that said Venezuelan petroleum was "our oil". Per Trump, every natural resource on the planet is the US'.

>>533277285
חדשות בזמן בטלגרם - קבוצת החדשות הגדולה בישראל [Hebrew]

Another wounded shooter near the scene in Carmiel in a medium-sized situation
https://t.me/newsil2022

> אותר פצוע נוסף סמוך לזירה בכרמיאל במצב בינוני

https://t.me/newsil2022

src: t.me/war_translatorbot0

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>>533279604
mfw Shah is reinstalled

>>533279952
>That's not really true.
it is true though, the US will grant only ever what it must
and this increases the longer this continues and the longer they hold the strait

because strategic impedement for iran right now? the saudi and UAE bypass routes
targeting and destroying those would end the american blockade at the cost of Iran getting bombed again

>>533279952
theyll never agree to a nuclear deal because they have no trust for the us and isreal, theyve already made that clear

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>>533279888
>those digits.

>>533280139
well then the alternative is a failed state. I didn't make the terms but that's what they are.
I think they'll make a deal, they're realists.
>>533280090
saudi and UAE ships can go through the strait

I don't actually think Israel wants peace or any kind and therefore the USA can't want peace. If anything I believe it's more likely the USA invades Iran coast than we just let them back into the world economy and or have nukes.

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>>533280194
see
>>533279688
>>533279888
>88
>888

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>>533278613
>the cost of living just doubled
>our economy is thriving

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>>533279181
>Could you PLEASE stop trying to meme, its making this whole board look like retards by association.
says the side making endless Lego Rap videos

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>A source close to Iranian parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf flatly denied Thursday that any enriched nuclear transfer agreement has been reached with Washington.

>“Contrary to Trump’s claim, no form of nuclear material transfer to America has been negotiated,” the source posted on X.

>Trump told reporters at the White House that Iran had agreed to hand over its enriched uranium stockpile, saying “They’ve agreed to give us back the nuclear dust” and “there’s a very good chance we’re going to make a deal.”

To nobody's surprise, Trump lied again

https://xcancel.com/DropSiteNews/status/2044872403658875089

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>>533280317

lol the psyniggers are so jealous of the lego vids, you can feel the seethe

THIS IS YOUR JOB, WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT IT

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>>533280406
were these the same people saying there was no direct talks with the US
before it was revealed that there would be direct talks

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>533278216
>No one could have foreseen this
Exactly as I said. People have been smuggling in these waters before the beginning of recorded history. If this is going on under AIS just imagine what two determined parties, at least one of which has state power behind them, can do without AIS tracking.

>>533280032
>t.me/war_translatorbot0
>>533280032
Nice idea but you gotta change the translator to google, bing or whatever you're using now sucks

>>533280394
FAKE JESUS!

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>>533280298
>no shit sherlock.
>>533276718
>>picrel
>Donated 100s of millions of dollar to his campaign. And Trump, as he is standing next to her, proclaimed that he will do her bidding and he is her man and the man of israel.
>
>Trump was literally placed into the White House by these people. They expect him to do everything they want.
>Trump is the ultimate golem and they are going to milk him as much as possible as long as he is in office.
>
>Israelis expect Americans to die man. They literally expect Americans to die while they smoke a joint and watch it all go down on the fucking TV. They are the choosen people after all.
>The need to sacrifice American lives so Israel can rule over the entire Middle East with no country opposing it.
>They blatantly expect this and voice their demands publicly.

>>533278726
faggot nigger israeli logic of losers that some how "high kills" = winning,

when every single stated goal the US or israel put out was completely failed down to the last one

NEW! BREAKING NEWS RUMOR

—/ NEW: Report of a major security incident in southern Lebanon, Hebrew sources.

>>533279252
>It's simple, White countries should just stop all sending of aid to foreign nigger countries. But because they love and worship niggers, they deserve what they get.
anon, this is just another red herring they've gotten you distracted with.Less than 1.5% of the US budget goes to foreign aid and the lion's share of that goes to the US' master, Israel and US client states such as Egypt and Jordan.

>>533280503
the fact the US has to negotiate its way out of this, instead of the planned triumph of helicoptering the "nuclear dust" out of isfahan as 'based heroes' is evidence enough of the complete failure of this war

lmao, you faggot niggers are hilarious
the US is trying to negotiate where it was before it invaded Iran, and this is somehow a "win" in your eyes. hilarious

>>533280697
GOOD

israel was never, EVER EVER going to honor any a 'cease fire'
it would be the end of netanyahus regime, and his coalition would turn on him.

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>>533278062
>Yup Iran was always in it for the long haul, they have been fairly quiet since the US blockade almost as if they know time's on their side
they've not been "fairly quiet" they have been as silent as the grave. I monitor all the Persian accounts of the officials and they are all obviously following a pre-decided coordinated plan to STFU.
Man I am so in awe at Persians' info ops and PR/media strat. Talk about making lemonade.

>>533280756
And Iranians can always refine more nuclear material.
This claim by Trump is not verified by the Iranians by the way.

But even if it was true, they can just give a fraction of what they have and claim that is all they have. And can always refine more.
It is not like the nuclear material they have is all they will ever have.

This is nothing but a PR move by Trump. And I will take it. Let him claim victory to call it a day.

>>533277285
If the US is against nuclear weapons, then why do they own nuclear weapons? If you you want Iran to give up their nuclear program, then lead by example!

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>>533280648
>faggot nigger israeli logic of losers that some how "high kills" = winning,
I call it videogame brain or KDRitis.
Just to recap:
Iran keeps Uranium
Iran can keep enriching
Iran can keep and extend its missile range
Iran can continue to keep supporting Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis.
Iranian regime not changed
Iran now has de facto control of the SoH & BeM

In addition,
Immeasurable, massive losses for the USA:
Iran proving that the US armed forces are not irresistable,
Iran proving that the F-35 is neither invisible nor unhittable,
Iran proving that carrier strike groups are close to useless
The value of these losses is incaluably high.

>>533281040
No bro please.
They double tapped a fucking school full of 11 year old kids.
That definetly means they wont the war.

How fares the Republic of Hezbollah?
I assume the Iranians are still reading.

>>533281040
We pulled out of Iraq bar Kurdistan and Syria now. Even if the plan is to make Israel festung kikecom that is a massive strategic loss.

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>>533280735
Not even a single penny should be spent on a brown piece of shit.

>>533281277
tell that to your veep

>Marandi: I have learned that after Netanyahu did not adhere to the ceasefire agreement last night, Iran told the US that if a ceasefire in Lebanon were not swiftly announced, Iran would attack the Israeli regime. This increased pressure and helped lead to the ceasefire announcement

>>533280552
>Nice idea but you gotta change the translator to google, bing or whatever you're using now sucks
some local model. noted. from my brief research google has issue in a setting like this. still, noted.

I'm not gonna lie, I have absolutely no idea what's currently happening in this conflict.

>>533281193
Whoever allies themselves with Allah, His Prophet, and fellow believers, then it is certainly Allah’s party (Hezbollah) that will prevail [Quran 5:56]

>>533281488
>1488
the crux of the situation in summary is this:
trump is trying to pull a PR move to call it a day.
but israel is not letting him call it a day and wants him to put boots on the ground.

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>>533281488
israel's permanent war on libanon just entered the off phase again. otherwise not much

checked

>>533280859
>I monitor all the Persian accounts of the officials and they are all obviously following a pre-decided coordinated plan to STFU.
They’ve had a good 40 years of heads up that Israel (and trumpanyahu specifically) wants to end them. They’d be the retards for not having some kind of plan, and we’re the retards for thinking the Persians of all people wouldn’t be ready for us

>>533281617
>is not letting him
Why do they have any say? Or more like what keeps Trump from doing as he thinks is best?

>>533281488
It's the eternal war of good (Islam) vs evil (kikes and their golem goyim).

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>>533281698
he thinks that serving the jews is best

they give him such nice rewards

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>>533281698
His entire existence and career is owed to being a good goy being managed by them and told what to do

>>533281772
100% that pager is bugged with mics and battery power to make it last for years

>>533281835
m8 the secret service placed that thing in a bomb-proof safe two seconds after the photo op was done

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>>533281453
I'm not sure if GT is available for free anymore via the API, I know telegram used them for years and they got blocked last year, and they switched to cocoon.org
https://cocoon.org/

Maybe yandex translate or this but will work as well
https://t.me/tgtrns

anyway nice work mate

>>533281698
>Why do they have any say? Or more like what keeps Trump from doing as he thinks is best?
Convenient Epstein orgies videos

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>>533281705
giga kek

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just woke up. who's winning? ceasefire status? hormussy status?

>>533281698
>Why do they have any say?
read here:>>533280570
>>picrel
>Donated 100s of millions of dollar to his campaign. And Trump, as he is standing next to her, proclaimed that he will do her bidding and he is her man and the man of israel.
>
>Trump was literally placed into the White House by these people. They expect him to do everything they want.
>Trump is the ultimate golem and they are going to milk him as much as possible as long as he is in office.
>
>Israelis expect Americans to die man. They literally expect Americans to die while they smoke a joint and watch it all go down on the fucking TV. They are the choosen people after all.
>The need to sacrifice American lives so Israel can rule over the entire Middle East with no country opposing it.
>They blatantly expect this and voice their demands publicly.

>>533282230
these last minute "no u" attacks before a ceasefire are always so silly

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Are Shitskins really celebrating a rocket killing some Israeli Uber driver on his moped?

Is that how far we have fallen?

>>533282282
it is like trying to post the last post on a bump limited thread when 2 faggots are arguing as they expect the thread to die.

I was promised an American soldier meat cube.

>>533282306
Be gone, JIDF.

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>>533281714
>Pisslam
>Good

>>533282352
>no I WILL GET THE LAST WORD
>no I WILL
>no you are
>no you are
>no you are
>no you are
>...
>no you are

>>533282306
You lost, migger

>>533282117
I see. It's just that I hear so much about US military might, not that I believe it wholesale, but I've wondered why Trump hasn't wrangled them both better. Much I do not know.

>>533282306
lol

>>533281277
>Not even a single penny should be spent on a brown piece of shit.
totally agree. The US now has 0.8% extra money. Now what?

>>533282073
that is an abnormal amount of kek
are you sure ??

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>>533282809
It is over 9000keks man
I am sure
>Nods Goringly.

Or Ravid
So far, 10 anxiety victims are known as a result of tonight's launches to the north

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antisemites btfo

>>533282946
holy cope

>>533279128
The Intercept already debunked the first casualty figure and the Pentagon bumped it to a mere 15. It's in the hundreds.
But hey if a tree falls and there's no one around can you really know it fell?

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>>533282946
fucking lol.
here watch your "hero" in video.

>>533282306
Is he really farting in that curry and someone else eating it? Wtf

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>>533282946

>>533282407
Your false god is a dead kike on a stick. Everything shall parrish, and only the the Face of your Lord God shall remain.

>>533282946
>zoomers start getting pig tails instead of broccoli hair
that would be so fucking funny

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>>533282946
>>533283046
>TakeTheCaptureToo.png

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>>533282946

>>533283046
>>533283173
The entire world is despising you pathetic inbred morons. Nobody believes you.
Take a hike, faggot kike.

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>>533283046
CHEWIE NO DON'T BECOME A ZIONIST EXTREMIST NO CHEWIE CHEWIEEE

>>533283173
His smile looks normal here
Proof previous pic was altered by AI if anything

Everything on earth will perish but the Face of your Lord will remain, full of Majesty and Honor. [Quran 55:26-27]

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>>533282903
I have a photo of me next to Hess's grave somewhere

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>>533283286

>>533283329
The original picture is not altered.
There is a video of that fucking event man. and the guy looks the same.

The magazine where the photo was published made an official announcement claiming that the photo was not altered, and released a video from the event where that guy is literally making animal noises like a sheppard herding his flock.

again if anybody is coping it is you.
i will find the video for you to share it so i can own your lying ass some more.

>>533283101
Your tranny god can only speak in Arabic, demands you to cut your private parts, forbids you to eat pork and it's afraid of statues

>>533283511
I saw both videos previous one and that and in both smile don't look like the one on the cover and he was never alone with the palestinian women with no one around them
But really it's just silly arguing over this lol

>>533281040
At least that faggot Vance cant play dumb and peacemaker no more. It was getting jarring

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>>533283623
Quran has literally nothing about circumcision. It's a kike shoe-in from Hadiths.
That said, all 3 abrahamic religions are kike religions, FYI. No difference.

>>533277285
>Last US troops leave Syria
So only Jordan is left, right?

>>533283722
>>533283623
Islam and Christianity are better than Judaism

>>533283748
Iran's war goals are almost met, USA is clearing out from the middle east
Miggers will still cope and say they won lmao

someone needs to bake a pulp fiction edition of /pig/

>>533283767
Freezing your balls is better than cutting them off
You still wouldnt do it

>>533283623
You can say whatever you want. But at least he ain't a dead crucified kike kek. You know what, when the Muslims finally liberate the holy land, I'm gonna crucify another kike just for you, you can even update your god then. Choose whatever rabbi you want to worship next, and I'm gonna deify them for you kek.

>>533283767
Judaism and islam are the same satanic thing

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>>533278278
>cease
not quite
>fire
yes

>>533281488
THE HOLY NUMBER

>>533283636
It's amazing how every interaction with foreign leaders either goes to shit or makes him look bad. Probably one of the most overestimated politicians in history.

>>533283874
Jesuschrist came back to life 3 days later, your troon demon you call allah(piss be upon xim) it's afraid of statues and pork

>>533283329
https://x.com/Lukid_23/status/2043844055017070805?s=20

>>533282946
They had to painstakingly digitally edit him using AI just to make him resemble something human

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kek what the fuck
https://x.com/clashreport/status/2044720988869292038

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>>533283632
https://files.catbox.moe/r67dc1.mp4
you despicable lying piece of shit.
the photo is not fake.
the magazine released the video of the event, where you can watch it live. with fucking audio.
https://files.catbox.moe/r67dc1.mp4

and the kike in question is literally making animal noises that the sheppards make as they are corralling those people.

stop fucking lying you despicable fucking vermin. nobody believes you.
https://files.catbox.moe/r67dc1.mp4

>>533283929
Jesus was raised to Heaven by the one true God. The Romans crucified a random kike that looked like him. Jesus is not a god, he's a human. You worship a dead kike on a stick and have abandoned the one true God. You shall go to hell with your kike God.

>>533283810
And it’s not like they’re going to rebuild the military bases there either. Iran can just blow them up again.

>>533278163
Staggering

>>533277285
WOULD

>>533284001
You're proving my point, in the vid they are together with other people but on the cover pic they are both alone and she doesn't look at him hence it's been altered
But i really don't care this much so that's my last reply about that

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>>533284122
Your troon deity hates you so much that all your countries are trapped in forever wars in a sand wasteland

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The Precision Strike Missile (PrSM)(pronounced PRISM) has been expended and the Army boss says more are on the way.

>>533283329
he even makes monke noises in the video

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>A recent meal aboard the Lincoln CSG, fighting for months off the coast of Iran. Sailors reportedly say ships in the region have been rationing food supplies as the deployment wears on
B-B-BUT ZOGBOTS ARE WINNING! YOU LOST, TRANNY

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>From the USS Tripoli
LMAO

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>>533284193
the photo is not altered and it hurts the kike because it shows them in their truest form. that is why they are claiming that it is fake and kwetching in unison.
it is not happenstance that paintings such as picrel were painted.

take a hike man. you are not convincing anyone with your butthurt lies here.
lol.

>>533283989
probably was written for him and he executed unknowingly
just like when trump praise allah on easter or paint himself as jeebus
jews love this kind of blasphemy

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>>533284365
>>533284407

>>533284313
You (the Arab) are the best nation ever raised for humanity - you encourage good, forbid evil, and believe in God. Had the People of the Book believed, it would have been better for them. Some of them are faithful, but most are rebellious. [Quran 3:110]

>>533284359
>the paper market says we're winning

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>>533282946
>>533284193
>https://litter.catbox.moe/g74llx.mp4
fyi, the sounds he's doing with his mouth i.e. (ksh ksh ksh) is simply to symbolize a behaviour of dealing with cattle

>>533284365
>>533284407
>Here's your $1 trillion military, bro

I hate israel and israel apologists

>>533284407
At least that pic is edible
The other one looks like actual goyslop extruded from a machine

>>533284407
>>533284365
they bomb the oil so the entire world will be glad to eat like them, quite spiteful to fight to kill a billion people so israel can take 5 miles of land

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>>533284510

>>533284365
>>533284407
Hahaha holy shit US military is a laughing stock

>>533284411
Picrel was painted like 5 years ago if i remember correctly
My point still stands. Okay bye

>>533283046
Most handsome man in Israel
Imagine all the Khazar pussy he's getting rn

>>533284719
ours is worse, the entire world is worse on the logistic side anyway

>>533284760
you lost the argument faggot.
fuck off.

>>533282306
Wtf man

this is fake right?

>>533283877
They're not, and if they are, then Christianity is as well

>>533284714
that's mutiny material honestly
british food should be made illegal

>>533279353
OK, I'm now supporting boots on the ground. Staff sergeant Jackson up front please

>>533284760
how did they 5 years ago predict how jews look like? copying 500 year old antisemitic artwork I guess

odd, when things got predictive power like this then they are called science

>>533284713
Do the same with the Talmud

>>533279604
>posted 3 weeks ago

>>533284805
I won actually keep screeching at the screen lol

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Next someone will quote anime

>>533284775
Something tells me China and Russia wouldn't run a thousand miles from combat with their assets and pretend to be winning all day on TV actually

They'd be firing missiles and slowly but surely advancing into territory

But then they aren't retarded like the US who think they can decide wars with air strikes

Not that they would necessarily win this war but they wouldn't look pathetic as the US does

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>>533284193

>>533284882
That pic was made by some italian artist not long ago, he's also mocking protestants in his works but i can't posylt pic since i'm phoneposting

>>533284933
shahed sama you, you are slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znwr8C17YoE

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>>533284365
>>533284407
>get fed steaks and lobster as you are heading out of port to boost morale.
>eat pulled mystery meat and stale meatloaf as you are stuck in limbo.


>>533284922
>RawAndUnedited.jpg

>>533284828

>>533284981
russia got fucked on the track to kiev in 2022, looked like a circus
the guys in charge of logistic must have pilfered 70% of the funds

>>533282946
do jews have the power to turn their curly rat tails into dreads once they close their mouth?

>>533280799
You would think they could at least do it for a day or two for Trump's benefit, but alas

>>533284419
>probably was written for him
Nah I imagine he's just retarded and thought it was going to go hard as fuck
He's basically every 15 year old Roman statue PFP that """converts""" to orthodox christianity

>>533285082
>70%
Most honest Russian army generals tbqhdesu

>>533279999
Were kind of at the point where he's emboldened enough to do anything. If this cslms down, midterms are gonna be interesting

>>533285084
the publication released the video, he looks like that and even made monkey noises

>>533285082
Meme shit. The US would have left that war after six months as loser.

>>533284984
imagine being so ugly that you become modern day nazi propaganda

>>533285084
they should have just gone whole hog and put gigachad on the right

>>533285169
the US fights colonial style punitive expeditions not real wars
like britain hasn't fought a defensive war in 1000 years

>>533285167
not monkey noises.
he is making sheppard noises, the noises sheppards make when they are corralling a herd.
https://files.catbox.moe/r67dc1.mp4

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>>533279999
Based quads

>>533278365
Yet 90% of your country man here celebrated high oil prices because they thought that would meant usa would make a lot profit while keeping gasoline prices low locally.

>>533284848
>Both hate pork
>Both hate are afraid of statues
>Both have troon demonic deitites
>One calls you goy, the other kaffir
>Worked together in the past

>>533279604
This zero effort NAFO trash is literally just sad compared to what Iran has pulled off.

>>533284714
> USA TODAY media:
>American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier report poor quality food and small portions during a long deployment near Iran.
>Due to the prolonged operation and strained supply lines, the crew relies on limited provisions at sea, leading to rationing and lower morale.
>Families say sailors are often hungry, and postal disruptions mean they cannot send food or extra supplies.
The goyim will die for Israel while being starved in the process

>This is nothing but a PR move by Trump. And I will take it. Let him claim victory to call it a day.
Kind of here with you now. The only disclaimer is that if it somehow enables him to hold on longer and/or rig midterms. At that point, fuck it, rip off the bandaid

>>533285167
I know.
But the second pic looks AI, the kit doesn't match. And he still looks ugly , but is funny they try something like that .

>>533284001
Is that why the woman shoos him away in return?

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>>533279604
TRUMP HAS LOST THE MANDATE OF KEK!

TRUMP HAS LOST THE MANDATE OF KEK!

TRUMP HAS LOST THE MANDATE OF KEK!

>>533284849
Mdr

>>533279999
Hegseth is reading fake Bible verses from Pulp Fiction man.

Hegseth also fired like 8 generals or something. Firing him would call for conpansation for the generals he fired.

>>533285387
He is not shooing him like an animal man. that fucker is degrading that person and treating like an animal.
the women on the other hand speaks a human language and tells him to go away. she does not make animal noises like that inbred kike does.

low effort man. the photo is real and the video is real and it makes kikes look like scum. you are not salvaging this.

>>533285259
>Both hate pork
Yeah that's in the old testament. Apparently the Christian God (Jesus the Jew) had something against it.
>Both hate are afraid of statues
So are protestants btw
>Both have troon demonic deitites
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It's the same Abrahamic god derived from some desert storm god.
>One calls you goy, the other kaffir
Infidel
>Worked together in the past
Evangelicals are not just working together with the Jews, but for them

>>533283989

its not fake, its just paraphrased differently in the movie
ive read the same fking phrase in the bible

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the lies of the white house are getting soviet, the "they know we know they are lying" part
https://xcancel.com/HQNewsNow/status/2044862191283638737#m

>>533285377
>it looks fake.
>but is funny, hehe.

the photo is real man. L'espresso is like the Time magazine of Italy. They confirmed it multiple times.

>>533285690
Hegseth read the Pulp Fiction version, not the Bible version.

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>>533283173
>>533283046
>>533282946
The actual video, with sound is better, you can hear the kike making monkey sounds and laughing showing his teeth to depict a monkey to the Palestinian woman
https://files.catbox.moe/iaaic6.mp4

Kikes are losing it