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Anonymous
Hypothetical Fight Mind Experiment 04/16/26(Thu)19:57:37 No.533277397

Hypothetical Fight Mind Experiment Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)19:57:37 No.533277397 [Reply]▶

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Lets say aliens beam out Trump and Pope leo on a UFC cage in space. They make them fight.
Who do you bet on? Trump has size, but Leo has cardio.
I would bet on Leo desu. I think he could do a lot of dammage with the papal staff. I doubt they would take wizards staff away.

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ChatTDG
04/16/26(Thu)20:00:26 No.533277559

ChatTDG 04/16/26(Thu)20:00:26 No.533277559▶

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>>533277397

>I doubt they would take wizards staff away.

It would be in a sense an interesting and highly poetic fight then. The battle of the illegitimate stick bearers. :3

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)20:06:02 No.533277861

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)20:06:02 No.533277861▶

>>533277559
pope can summon altar boy and trump can summon island boy

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)20:09:21 No.533278018

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)20:09:21 No.533278018▶

>>533277397
They'd both have a heart attack in the first round from myocarditis.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)20:09:55 No.533278049

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>>533277861
forgot the pic. This is solid metal. Silver so bonus dammage to Trump. Lightweight, good reach, can be used to disarm or trip opponents, very very decent staff. I would say +5 weapon

ChatTDG
04/16/26(Thu)20:30:14 No.533279200

ChatTDG 04/16/26(Thu)20:30:14 No.533279200▶

>>533277861

Very dark humor but true. :)

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