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>eat your slop goy
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vote democrat
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>>533281342
It's worth it as long as Israel is safe
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>>533281992
>why did you stop posting them?
I haven't.
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>>533281916
Hey! That's my foreskin!
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Russian propaganda lmao.
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>>533281342
>some carrots
>a dog's tongue
>and a lump of shit
times are hard it seems
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>>533281342
>Not bad, oh, this is pretty good yeast!
https://youtu.be/Ip-hGliMrfQ?si=mtqTsmcSe1CcusSL
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>>533281389
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
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>>533281389
Never thought I'd miss the food on Corneria...
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>>533282617
>everything is AI
is as dumb as
>everything is a psyop
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>>533281467
As other anons have noted, it's a garloid filet. To be precise, it looks like it came from a Cambodian freshwater garloid. Picrel is what they look like before processing.
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>>533282617
here you go nigger
it's a 'grey slab of processed meat'
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/16/iran-war-mail-p ackages-middle-east/89609308007/
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>>533282263
Seems the stuff i saw up there was different but kinda the same, i do not recall that one-year cube looking so big in person.
But for 200 dollars there's one month options, if you stretch it there's month-and-half or even two if you buy the cheap ones.
https://www.costco.com/chefs-banquet-one-month-emergency-food-supply-3 80-total-servings.product.400010413 7.html
https://www.costco.com/ready-project-14d-2000-emergency-food-supply-22 0-total-servings.product.100983589. html
https://www.costco.com/augason-farms-deluxe-30-day-emergency-food-supp ly-5-gallon-survival-food-with-72-h our-be-ready-on-the-go-kit-212-tota l-servings.product.4000036908.html
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1x ground beef lump thats too small to be considered a burger patty (180 calories)
>30x carrot slices (37 calories)
1x extruded nutrient rectangle (50 calories)
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>>533281342
Just throw a net over and catch some fish you stupid mutts.
Improvise, adapt, stop being a fucking bitch
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>>533281662
Kingsurplus has dual box, 12 per box, 24 total for about $100 right now.
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>>533282876
Amazing stuff, thank you.
>>533282688
I eat to shit
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>>533281342
At least in 1805 they got rum and beer and some carbs. God damn.
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>>533281342
Feeding literal prisoner slop to our soldiers as they risk their lives for Israel. Prisoners eat better than that atually. I was in jail one time, I could at least pay extra for snacks like beef jerky and cheese ect.. They need to start clogging more toilets it looks like.
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>Let's get that out onto a tray
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>>533282778
I crossed a garloid with a Jew...
A Jewloid.
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>>533283242
That's when they know they're heading into a major engagement. In case you haven't noticed, Iran's navy is not on par with the current day Royal Navy or even the Russian navy, nevermind the fucking behemoth that is the US navy. Don't expect any games of battleship anytime soon.
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>>533283017
How do you feel about quesabirria? I don't know anything about Mexican food but I have a place right next to me I order quesabirria tacos and they give me some diced onions and cilantro, a chile(?) oil, and broth with my tacos, it's pretty fucking good all together.
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>>533283397
>is this being done on purpose?
Yes and no. No because this was obviously not the plan when the fighting started, everyone expected a repeat of last year basically. But also yes because if they really wanted to spend the big $$$ it takes they could get fresh food there in a hurry.
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>>533283017
Nah, it's invasive as fuck. Mexican food is largely a meme and the best form of it is the River Plate version of it, the sudacas make some delicious fake TACOs. The switch from corn to wheat for the tortilla is a huge part of that, skipping cilantro another and the local fillings finish off the thing. Hell even their pico de gallo is superior.
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>>533283017
He's one of the fats and probably one of the poors, too. Our poors don't understand that vegetables are cheap because they don't know how to actually cook for themselves outside of TikTok or Facebook cooking trends. It's ridiculous
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>>533283570
I ate some bad stuff but giving regular meals that look significantly worse than MREs is pretty shitty. This is a problem they could solve with more money, but the defense budget goes Boeing and Raytheon instead.
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>>533283100
>Feeding literal prisoner slop
US prisonslop is better, i know because reasons
They hand your like 6 or 8 slices of bread just for breakfast, and the protein was twice or thrice as much as the garloid slice in OP's pic, a bunch of little sauce packets, couple of turkish kool aid servings and a double portion of sweet paste, maybe dulce de leche, hazelnut imitation, chocoshit or all three together if they were running out. Also a snack bag of hornel-brand stuff.
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>>533283598
>more economical
Hahahahah well that's one way of putting it for sure. Of course your navy also has plenty of fast boats while at the same time having an aircraft carrier, destroyers, submarines, basically all the naval firepower Iran lacks. That's why Iran's strategy is all about disrupting international shipping instead of, you know, trying to sink American ships. The asymmetric warfare is a difficult necessity for them not a choice. Honestly, can you imagine them trying to build and operate aircraft carriers?
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bro....
imagine being a zogbot. Prison food may even be better than that on some occasions. I find it hard to believe though that in such an environment that's literally their meal.
carrots, burger patty, slice of.... is that liver? no carbs? no rice/potatoes?
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>>533281467
It's people.
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>>533281742
It is an honor for a goy to die for Israel.
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>>533283085
In 1970 the British navy finally stopped issuing rum.
Talk about giving in to domestication.
>>533283100
Daily reminder that there's a specific grade for (((mechanically separated meat))) that demands you put "for military and prison use only" on the tin because it's so bad only government property is allowed to consume it.
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>>533281342
I doubt that the Untied States military is having trouble feeding its soldiers. Stories like this only decrease the reliability of the news covering their shortage in anti-air missiles nothing more. Major NATO militaries don't have trouble feeding soldiers in limited engagements.
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>>533283536
Seems like a bit of a mess.
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/16/iran-war-mail- packages-middle-east/89609308007/
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>>533283530
>it's invasive as fuck
You only add a little, it's not lettuce or parsley you dummy
>the best form of it is the River Plate version
Are you calling argies mexicans you stupid mutt?
>switch from corn to wheat for the tortilla
Which is still mexican albeit northerner
>their pico de gallo
Goddamn some americans are so ignorant it hurts
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>How do you feel about quesabirria?
Depends, i like it but americans are often swindled because they do not know things, for example birria means goat meat or mutton, the mexican way of doing it is smoking it wet (hole-in-the-ground BBQ or wood-fired dutch oven) with a red chili sauce, it ends up being a very soft greasy meat in very deep red sauce and a quite smokey gamey taste. Quesa part means adding cheese to the tortillas so you get greasier even.
Americans get fucked because they rarely sell them mutton unless it's a very traditional place, they instead use cheap pieces of pork or beef, add oil instead of using the fatty tissue, make it in slow-cookers which is okay but the entire gamey taste is gone too so you end up with a glorified barbacoa in strong sauce, which is worth half if not less than what they charge you for a quesabirria order.
It's like carne asada, many wetbacks sell you sauteed thinly chopped beef rather than the traditional charcoal/wood fired fatty beef at medium to medium-well and cut in cubes. Immigrants get away with tons of shit because they know they will get lynched if they tried that here.
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>>533284134
you can doubt it all you want, the photos are real
>>533284149
did you or did you not spend the last however many years on this exact board warning you that complex systems will not survive the competency crisis
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>>533284135
Bit of a kerfuffle, yeah. Iran surprised them all it seems. If it drags on UK and EU are gonna get dragged in or end up bribing Iran for passage, both of which are now politically sour milk for them. They've painted themselves into a corner on this. Meanwhile Putin probably couldn't be happier with the turntables.
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MIGA
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>>533284279
Nah bro you know it's real he has the blue mark of the musk.
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>>533283896
Daddy MIC needs to sell more million dollar one way attack drones, don't be communist.
Seriously though many US aligned Nations Design their rations extremely well not just for morale reasons but because during joint campaigns it's an unbeatable logistics Advantage.
You can
>Maintain X amount of Y vehicle
>You can petition command to be included in its use
>You can give your grunts the ability to simply trade for favors using the food they have to carry anyway
Last one's just straight up the most economical.
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>>533284468
>hurr durr he no show link it fake news duurrrrr
For fuck's sake, it takes less than a second to Google. I fucking hate you faggots so much.
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>>533281467
Both of them are just ground up zog bots into various forms of slop. They need to consume their fellow piggy hog slop. Final meal before being kamikaze'd by a drone or decapitated for Their God/Lord Jeffery Epstein. Social semitism levels deduce whose next I suppose. I wonder if they hear the AAAACKS when they ground them up alive.
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>>533283896
all the cooks are black on the ship and they steal all the good food. I was on an aircraft carrier and there was a group of them with a department backed claim on an old kitchen space that still had the stove top and they would procure food from the other black cooks and supply personnel to cook things like quesadillas or whole meals and sell them for 25$ a plate. They play to their own.
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>>533284648
I couldn't give a fuck you little ass sucker.
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>>533281342
it's OK
Mutts are more than fat enough to withstand
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>>533283671
I was in there with 2 Mexicans and a white Guy. One American born Mexican who spoke perfect English, and another guy from Mexico who didn't speak a word of English and got caught with a huge bag of meth he was trafficking. I bought some stuff to eat, and then got bailed out so I gave them to the guy who didn't speak any English because he had nobody to help him on the outside at that point. Nice guys tho.
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>>533284745
>mfw this fat fuck has excellent form and control
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Mutts are being fed what the Combine gave humans in HL2 kek
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>>533284975
>You're literally not allowed
I have some information which may shock you.
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kill yourself chang.
>>533285362
yea it's called getting captain's mast and sent to the brig for 3 days bread and water.
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>>533285604
Can't possibly be that hard to get away with it. Burner account, vpn, disguise the phone photography as whatever you want, boom done.
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>>533281342
>Salmon skin, carrots, and poop
Now that's some good eatins!!
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also dude, you had nigger officers strapping personal starlinks to warships so they could browse tiktok on deployment.
don't pretend like this doesn't happen
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>>533281342
The absolute state of zogbots
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What is an "migger"
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Eat your zogslop you little slaves
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>>533282904
Low T faggots will never understand this kind of behavior. Too much testosterone in one room will lead our monkey brains to slaughtering one another. It's why chimps play grab ass. Your father's and grandfather's did gayer shit in the locker rooms of their jobs. Only you losers would look at this and go "but muh western virtues!".
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>>533286888
They are feeding the zogbots absolute garbage on purpose
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>Are you calling argies mexicans you stupid mutt?
No, I'm saying that "Mexican food" sold in Argentina and Uruguay is the best version I've tried so far. Must be the Italian influence making their food so good.
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Based knowers.
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>>533284268
Forgot to address this point
>Goddamn some americans are so ignorant it hurts
Maybe you're the ignorant one, "their pico de gallo" is "salsa criolla" which mogs the Mexican version so hard it hurts. Must be the lack of cilantro.
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Ah yes this must be the famous amerinigger logistics in full flow.
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>>533281467
Goymeat with a side of poop.
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>>533281342
Fake
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>>533287428
Is this the 'minerals' compartment?
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>Why
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>>533286004
wtf is this bullshit
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you WILL eat the bugs
you WILL eat the slop
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I thought it was fake as well, but turns out it's real. Very much a surprise to me, because say what you will about the amateur hour geopolitics and military strategy, I thought the US military has logistics well fucking understood, sorted, and planned at this point. This shouldn't be the state of the US military even if it's an unusual deployment. Genuinely surprised, and some logistics Admiral is well deserving of being fired. If this is what it is now, imagine if the US were in a real war and not just lobbing Tomahawks from 1000 miles at sea.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/04/16/iran-war-mail- packages-middle-east/89609308007/
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>>533281742
Typical
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>>533283567
Resupply ships are a thing anon.
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So are Shaheeds. And resupply ships don't have any defenses.
Also , you didn't plan anything about this at all. Migger Prime just woke up one day and commanded those ships to go there. You need time to set up supply lines, load the ships at predetermined depots , and physically move them across the ocean.
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>>533284707
When I was an Airman almost every main chow hall had one of these, but they were almost never used because just like McSlopnalds niggers don't like cleaning them, so they just say they're broken.
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>>533286062
Yup
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>>533281342
That’s luxury, they could be eating hardtack instead.
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>>533281467
It's supposed to be meat for a gyro
>t. former navy
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Everywhere the fleet goes the supply ships follow. I know your TDS can only be rivaled by your love for sucking kabab flavored cock, but try not to sound like a complete retard. Also not all logistic vessels are defenseless and second if they are resupplying a destroyer for instance do you think it tuns of it's defenses while it's refueling and taking on supplies? You have a legitimate right to hate us for what we did to you, but you are just wrong on this one.
https://www.wvgazettemail.com/news/kanawha_valley/usns-kanawha-now-in- mediterranean-latest-of-6-us-navy-s hips-named-after-river/article_5289 84b7-bfb9-4e94-adcf-ad295a53407d.ht ml
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>>533286313
>be kike
>be 2% global population, & 2% US (maybe, prob more)
>control money, media, many key institutions
>simultaneously show indefensible cruelty but immense cowardice (hello diaper squad)
>openly state genocidal intent, as well as disgusting disdain, lust, desire to destroy your women
honestly, if Whites can't figure it out that they can be zerg-rushed and dethroned, we deserve to be genocided
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>>533282882
no, wait, but here's the kicker
their families back home are trying to ship these sailors some care packages of jam, preserves, fudge, etc, and the Military Postal Service has just embezzled the packages and refuses to deliver.
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>we pretend to feed them
>they pretend to be fed
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>>533282778
Our fighting forces would be better served with freshwater American garloids, not that imported shit.
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>>533281342
There are literal centuries of songs written about sailing by sailors that all talk about how the food is awful. When in the history of mankind did a large professional military routinely feed it's soldiers high quality cuisine?
There's a reason why things like the Navy are usually the provenance of men and not nancy-boys.
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The Administration expected the war to be over three weeks ago. Any Logisitcs Admiral that tried to store/procure/order enough food for a long deployment would be shouted out because they'd be home by Christmaa there were pianos to be bought.
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>>533281342
Can we confirm that the slice is in fact a slice of meat?
WTF? We had ICE CREAM ships in WW2. Why are warships running out of basic food?
Hegseth needs to be burned alive for this fuckup
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>>533281342
Nigga eatin Dr. Scholls shoe insert for dinner.
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>>533281342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Gtf4uv_8c
Should be raw liver, rare patty, butter for the syeamed carrots.
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Raw liver tastes like cocoa. Fully cooked tastes horrible.
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>>533281342
Unironically looks likr the type of meal I would make for myself pre-wife, as far as simplicity and portion size is concerned. Although I have always been organic fresh food and that shit is probably frozen/canned.
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>Everywhere the fleet goes the supply ships follow
Not how it works. They don't trail behind the ships like a medieval baggae train lmao
You have to set up a supply chain, which requires ressources, and to be efficient it needs bases in sensible range. Which you no longer have after your retreat from your ME bases.
All I am sayin is that theres a reason taht your military normally spends months on drafting up operation plans and moving assets into place, whereas said migger simply clicks on the map and shuffles real world assets around as if they were RTS units.
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>>533282688
>youll shit a long snake after a few days of eating them
My record is over 18". It would've made an Indian seethe with impotent envy.
My poor asshole. That was the weirdest feeling of relief and violation I've ever felt in my life. There's probably a fossilized turd mistaken for an artillery round in Fort Irwin now.
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>You have to set up a supply chain, which requires ressources, and to be efficient it needs bases in sensible range. Which you no longer have after your retreat from your ME bases.
>All I am sayin is that theres a reason taht your military normally spends months on drafting up operation plans and moving assets into place, whereas said migger simply clicks on the map and shuffles real world assets around as if they were RTS units.
Hegseth is an alcoholic retard nigger. Of course simple logistics is beyond his abilities. As long as Hegseth has his "booze-choo train" delivering him whiskey sours one after another he'll be completely useless