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>>533312186
Cocaine Import Agency - CIA

get high

I always think the democrat flag is puerto rico

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>>533312451
why would anyone want to stab your faggot ass to death?

>>533312186
I purposely smoke a shit ton of cannabis to make it a point not to be employed by a three letter agency.

>>533312186
they really were CIA niggers

>>533312186
>In reality it's actually really boring. it isn't like your spy movies and you don't really endanger yourself in any way. You just drink coffee and type in computers

Free, we do it for free.
(Love of the game)

>>533312186
Super sekrit james bond assassin man looks like a spin class instructor at a Mexican beach resort

>>533312750
I have been told by someone who would know that the fbi administers a polygraph test to applicants and they specifically ask if you have smoked weed more than 3 times. I don’t know why 3 is the magic number

>>533312186
where do i click to join?

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>>533312186

come work for cannibal jews! maybe you get to wear the bull head mask one day! maybe we put you in the woodchipper, not sure yet

>>533312186
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI

>>533312186
Glowies ultimately perish in hellfire, no thanks.

>>533312186
I am already Mormon.

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>>533312186
>Why haven't you joined the CIA?

Two reasons.
#1. I don't glow in the dark.
#2. I'm not a nigger.

>>533312186
Because I am an anarchist and the CIA can lick my balls

>>533312186
>>533313940
They want all the nlackma material on you, from sexual to drug histoy

>>533313940
Because it shows control. Any past 3 and your compromised. A druggie. A loser.

>>533312186
Everyone who posts here is already a CIA asset whether they know it or not

>>533312186
are there any cute women in quantico? I have a fetish for the executive look

>do you have children
>we need to use your children
>oh...you dont feel comfortable with that
>thank you for your time

>>533314746
You aren't doing shit.

>>533312186
1: they'd never hire me

2: at this point they're a hostile nation

3: I'd get fucking nothing out of it.

4: they read my posts and already probably hate my guts.

>>533312186
CIA please fund me to buy a couple kilos of cocaine, yours truly-anon

>>533312186
i'm actually thinking about joining the CIA. what would you recommend as the best pathway to an easy low-stress position? do i need to move out of my state? i live near one of the 10 major megalopolises, but not near DC or NYC.

The CIA's role has been reduced to baby sitting geriatric pedophiles, they don't do any of the cool cloak and dagger shit they used to they just stalk you online like a creepy ex.

>>533315009
No it doesn't. they still hire people above 3

>>533317414
Don't forget the weekly "how to better ignore jewish subversion, treason and outright murder of US citizens" seminars.

They probably have a list of every poster here and would autoreject everyone from this shithole

>>533317558
so long as it isn't on US soil it's probably ok

>>533312186
okay, approach me and hire me then. im one of the most notorious hackers out there. i helped you during the radio decryption and signal triangulation of khadaffi and his militia in 2011~ now we have better tools like hackrf one and other fun military spying tools. i would love to get a real paid job instead of being the ghost in the shell for decades.

>>533312186
I'm down. When can I start?

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Send your grayest man my way to greet me with a black guy handshake

>>533317558
>how to better ignore jewish subversion
anon, at this point they're probably holding meetings in synagogues

>>533312186
>retired
No such thing, once a spook always a spook.

>>533312186
Youre indian. You eat poop and make these stupid threads for pennies while living in a toxic waste dump

>>533317909
>I'm down. When can I start?

CIA.

Fuck those clowns. If you want to have some fun join the Army instead of going to college, do your 4, go DIA. In the Age of Diversity you can fast-track to NSA, NRO, or contract in with the zoomers in Space Force.

Very comfy.

>>533313940
It's a good filter between someone who tried it once and didn't care for it, and someone who smokes it every weekend.

My first reason is that I hate them

Back when president lagos told me to act like the chilean secret service on the internet, an obvious unpaid rib by an old statesman, that I just took seriously for my own convenience

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>>533312186
>retired?
>CIA?
Tyronejamungous Boneapart ? My nikkka i thought we lost you in Botswani Land

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>>533312186
I think I had applied but they didn't even respond, despite my high test scores.

The cia looks to hire gay people because the deepstate is a gay mafia.

That is why we went to war with russia after 2013 when russia passed the gay propoganda ban. The government saw the russians as an existential threat to their gay lifestyle.

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What's pay like? I'm pretty good at psyops; I've had shit that took me 5 minutes in Photoshop land on both the ADL and Reuter's, and non-political memes have reached even further. I guess I'd have to compromise on my personal values but you know, I think the only reason that I hated the elite is because I wasn't on the team when I should have been. I've reached the point where I think the goycattle are a bunch of useless eaters that should be culled, too, so I imagined I'd fit right in.

Where do I sign up?

>>533312186
>You just drink coffee and type in computers
Well, you just showed your hand there, people don't type within computer unless you're hackerman. What brew is digital coffee in the digital world?

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>>533312186
COCKSMOKERS
IN
ACTION
So you can betray your country>>533312186

>>533312186
doing unspeakable warcrimes at the click of a button nowadays? must be comfy

>>533312186
dont you have to be a girl or an immigrant

>>533317245
This lmao. They are criminal tyrants for psychopathic jews. It’s amazing to me there’s nobody intelligent enough in the CIA to see how evil they are and blow their brains out.

>>533312186
They never recruited me--their loss, tho

>>533312186
Like any cult, you can never truly "retire" from the CIA once it's uploaded the mind virus. You'll forever be a soft asset long after the checks stop coming in.

>>533312186
Stop being a nigger

I notice a dead giveaway for glowies is that they always call it "CIA" and never "the" CIA like normal people do

Like they'll always phrase it as "I joined CIA in 1997" or "CIA intervened in Latin America"

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>>533312186
Interesting. The other day I happened to find that guys channel and started wondering if agents in CIA are the brightest at another level but it seems just like bureaucrats in other countries they are also just normies, don’t they? Also they aren’t the one who know anything. Basically each specialist in each country or field gives briefing to each other and the only persons who can get all general information are the president and the members of cabinet

>>533315009
It has nothing to so with that they want to see if you can pass a polygraph when you lie they know the truth

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>>533312186
I tried applying for the mossad but got rejected when they checked my browser history. It's all your fault.

>>533314162
Hey being Australian didn't stop Julian

>>533312186
This guy says for you to leave America by 2030
How come?

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Nah im good right here

>>533315009
This but with alcohol and sugar

>>533312186
We'll see if they'll recruit me. I plan to attend a prestigious school for a political science degree. The school offers CIA and 3 letter internships. I dunno though because more money and a better life can be earned by influencing.

>>533323740
So Unit 8200 recruited you instead. That's very interesting.

>>533313940
Depends on their policy. Used to be no weed ever, and if you even if you admitted to it with honesty, you still failed. 3 letters and LEOs have become less strict on past weed use though.

i applied for usmc fbi and cia
and all i got was sent to this place and learned a bunch of fucked up shit and got trooned out.

im not even mad i got boobs on tap

>>533312186
cause they test for thc, i cant pass stupid drug test

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>>533312186
I don't want to work for jews?

>>533312186
That guy’s manbun style so creeps me out, I’m surprised the cia hasn’t told him to get a haircut or stop mentioning their name

>>533312186
come get me cia i was part of the original mexican hacker groups (rm) in the late 90s

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>>533317594
Incorrect
>They spend millions of dollars a year actually trying to find out how to get as many of the retards on this site in their ranks
source? trust me bro
p.s wtf are the captchas now, are these some sort of weird psyop as well?