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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
https://www.thetrumparchive.com/
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
https://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrump
https://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump
>President Trump Office
https://www.whitehouse.gov/
https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehouse
https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/
>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA
>Donald J Trump Presidential Library
https://www.trumplibrary.gov/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX
NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0
>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM
>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY
>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM
>Pres Trump Meets Taoiseach of Ireland, Washington, DC 3/17/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTMgtskUNo
>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 3/16/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MXdLYgYkE
>Pres Trump Holds a Press Conference on Iran, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViW6wZw8Dn8
>Pres Trump at Republican Members Issues Conference, Doral, Florida 3/9/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg
>Pres Trump Attends Shield of Americas Summit, Miami, Florida 3/7/2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9PVdkmCcrk
>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23
https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21
https://rumble.com/voe8gm
>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16
https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/pxxNb2Xz
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>How Trump’s Son in Law Became a Foreign Agent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aqvESSiIvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aqvESSiIvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aqvESSiIvk
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MAGA
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So which one of your miggers is next for your buttraping with my 12 inch strap on? *Grabs you and takes you to Cell 3 were officers strip you and tie you down to a rape bench ass up*
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>>533315098
GM coomer “pole”
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imagine being sadfaced on caturday eve.
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>>533315098
gm
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gm
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Sunday coming always makes them cranky.
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God damnit now that is an old picture.. Girl already has few kids probably..
[spoiler]And the tits are even bigger[/spoiler]
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>>533315205
i too support Trump
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M I G A
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>>533315321
>gets three of his reddit accounts banned
Oh now I understand why you’re here now coomerpole kek
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Good morning, hormussy status?
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Israel’s official government plane, ‘Wings of Zion’, returns to Israel after taking shelter in Germany since the outbreak of the war with Iran
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Eat dark rye bread with your sausages, bacon, or ham.
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>>533315562
Do I look like a turk to you?
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Clarence Thomas gave an exceptionally rare lecture yesterday. I am going to listen to it while I am working later, but the quotes I have read are incredibly based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqLhcmZ8Uk
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>>533315732
I have no idea what you are talking about
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>>533315829
No creo que sepas de lo que estás hablando
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Ladybug was on Fox and that thing Trump said about screaming himself hoarse at the Iranians for being retarded niggers was not a joke.
https://files.catbox.moe/9rbuh9.mp4
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I got a 90 day xeeter vacation for saying Haitians are as stupid as they were evil and we should probably exterminate them all.
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>>533315901
Trump screamed nigger so loud it wore him out.
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heh heh
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Guys
I think he is losing it...
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>>533315898
Sabes de lo que estoy hablando, deja de mentir. Eres de Estados Unidos.
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CF Industries announced that they are going to halt fertlizer exports and focus exclusively on supplying American farms at lower prices.
Get fucked filthy johnny foreigners. You buy American grain or you starve.
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kek, cooked that nigger
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>>533316327
Man i shouldnt laugh at the demise of a fellow White country but i always chuckle at jokes like that.
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Imagine being weak on radical islam. Couldn't be me!
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>>533316238
Okay you got me bro
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>>533315777
Checked smartest nigger on the planet
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>>533315002
He's sending Baron to do the nuclear negotiations with Iran, Melania and Jared will be there as well, they all have a thorough understanding of Iran's nuclear energy program and where and in which quantities enriched uranium will be allowed.
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Wouldn’t it be funny if he put Nick “somewhere in the middle”?
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>He's sending Baron
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https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116419983493630857
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>"Candace" dick fit in your ass
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>>533316707
>really dumb and mentally ill
Truly our shit poster in chief.
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Gaypers would claim it means Nick is oh so powerful.
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>>533317325
kek, it do be like that
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Indians with fake credentials from fake universities are being straight up handed the best jobs in america.
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Increasingly employers report the indian immigrants they are getting from H1B visas have absolutely no valuable skills, and have ordinary or baseline skills that are possessed by 90% of the american population. In other words, the H1B program is just a scam for mass immigration of indians.
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>tfw you will never hate Canadians as much as your average Canadian politician
How do I step up my game, bros?
https://x.com/valdombre/status/2044495003301584977
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>>533317452
God i remember Ira Tabakin novels and that shit was WAY less dystopian than current US situation..
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MAGA
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What horrors await us today?
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>>533317625
They are never cockier than right after taking a complete majority. Same as Democrats after Obama 2012 win. They were also talking of perma blue majority, blue texas and immigrants overwhelming red states.
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>>533317922
A supreme court ruling declaring national elections must happen on 1 day and no multi-day vote counting either today or within the week or soon in general. Hopefully today
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>>533317468
Indians all have masters degrees and years of experience back home. Not their fault Americans can't bring anything to the table. Learn to sell yourself or something, you're just jealous of their success!
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Why would you offer this if you were winning?
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Trump shifted the entire world into ensuring America will be powerful for the next 100 years, how are people not talking about how impressive Trump has been?
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panicans will get the rope
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The pedo really thought he was Jesus.
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>>533315380
We will rename Cuba to "Cuba: presented by Buc-ees™"
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Meanwhile, you will be raked rajesh
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Hahahahahahahaha imagine listening to turd worlders about this shit and fucking up your financial future.
I have never lost money in any crisis, in fact it the best time to make money. Buy the dip and get rewarded.
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Iran and the other superpowers can pass through the Strait at any time, Trump always chickens out.
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see
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This is true. They were brought in so they could pay less and demand more. "Do this, or you go back to where you came from" is what they are on and it works. Now that AI is coming in and doing what the "software engineer", "IT", and "data analyst" H1Bs from India were doing, we're going see these H1B numbers decrease since AI is already replacing them. That won't make the H1B people very happy, but it makes me happy so I'm fine with it.
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>>533318072
undermining your country’s best interests just comes naturally to some people
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>"NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PASS THE STRAIT, I'M BLOCKADING IT!!!!!!!!!!"
>*Iran effortlessly sends a supertanker through with no issues*
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Oregon had it's first GOP gubernatorial debate in 36 years last night. Shit is so bad that Oregon doesn't just have 1 token GOP strawman candidate to give the illusion of democracy, but four people who are actually fighting for the seat because they legitimately think they have a chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKunQm6t5Iw
For me, it's gotta be Chris Dudley. He averaged 9.3 rebounds per game in 94-95 season.
https://www.dudley4oregon.com/
The platform
>Defund homeless shelters and warming centers. Criminalize homelessness. Send the junkies and crazies back down to California
>Increase police funding, remove legislation that protects criminals and hampers law enforcement.
>LOWER THE FUCKING GAS TAX
>Modernize land use laws and restrictions that handcuff our farmers and loggers
>No tax on tips or overtime
>Reduce the costs of building homes by streamlining the building permit process and reducing bureaucratic redtape
>Lower state income tax for anyone earning less than $100K
>Purge Oregon's Boards & Commissions of democrat appointed members (all of them)
>Reduce tax breaks for universitys, increase tax breaks for vocational and trade schools
>Remove Common Core from the classrooms and institute the Science of Learning system of education
Also ballots go out in two weeks so ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT poster update your copypasta
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new
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116420194853200133
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>>533318777
Holy fucking checked
Panicans about to lose even more bigly
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>lol
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>>533318777
>*close Strait*
>*Iran keeps bypassing it*
>ACTUALLY THE STRAIT IS OPEN NOW!!!!!!
Holy shit what a fucking cuck Trump is LMAO.
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>>533318777
Grab her by the straightussy
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now this is true democracy
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https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2045127767289659677
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>>533318975
Trump needs another war to keep running from the Epstein files.
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>>533317468
Indians all have masters degrees and years of experience back home. Not their fault Americans can't bring anything to the table. Learn to sell yourself or something, you're just jealous of their success!
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>>533318623
This is true as well. But anon, with the $100,000 fee, AI taking over all the (H1B) jobs, the negative rhetoric toward our undocumented Americans and refugees who just want to bring a piece of home with them to America, won't SOMEONE think of the H1B Indians? Why can't they have a "little India" where they praise and worship whatever gods they believe? Who's going to do the jobs we don't want to do?
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>>533319034
>b-but epstein
you lost akmed
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It sits right in the middle of the opening of the Gulf of America. It is also within striking distance of the CONUS. Strategically it is an important position. Historically it is ours and we need to reopen the casinos and resorts.
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Anon...I...
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Mogging biz chuds over in /smg/
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friendly reminder the shill is one singular faggot using this literal gay furry proxy site
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Good Caturday Eve morning, /ptg/
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>it's an actual /ptg/ Caturday Eve Morning Edition
WOW, WHAT A BREAD! Great job, baker
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>>533318078
Panicans are eternal losers
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>>533318777
CHECKED
GRABBED BY THE HORMUSSY
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>>533319199
Cozy Midwest state with less than 5% black population, non-premium gas hasn't gone above $4
You're just a retarded nigger KWAB
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>>533319318
Good MAGA morning
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>>533318999
Fucking gross, hang her.
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new baker needed
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ahoy
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Utilize site features
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I am no longer asking. Eat more pork.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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In seven weeks of Trump's "special 24-hour op" to overthrow Iran:
>Allowed Israel to cuck him in to a war (per Rubio)
>Uses it as a convenient way to avoid his pedophilia in the Epstein files
>15 *confirmed* dead Americans, over 290 wounded
>Unknown numbers of Americans captured
>Trump says dead Americans "Is the way it is" and "there will be more"
>US commander tells troops Trump was 'chosen by Jesus to unleash Iran Armageddon'
>Every US base in the Middle East destroyed by Iran's airstrikes
>Murdered over 150 Iranian schoolgirls
>US reaper drones destroyed
>US THAAD missiles exhausted
>Recession
>Allows transgendering children
>Strait of Hormuz closed
>US gas prices skyrocketing
>US refuelling plane destroyed, all dead
>Trump confirms the war is for gays "We support gays, but they throw gays off the buildings. We have to wipe out the evil"
>US F-35 destroyed
>Deportations under Trump average 900 a day (300,000 a year), Obama deported 3.2 million
>US national debt doubles under Trump, $39 trillion
>Joe Kent resigns, refuses to be involved in an Israeli war
>At least 16 US military aircraft destroyed, per Bloomberg
>US troop morale rock bottom: "We do not want to die for Israel", per Huffpost
>Dementia Trump pretending he's negotiating with Iran
>Blatant evidence of Trump insider trading
>US Patriot missiles destroy 3 US F-15s, friendly fire
>US F-18 destroyed
>Trump approval rating lowest of any president ever
>Stock market loses over $1 trillion
>Trump pulls back ICE
>US F-15 destroyed
>US Blackhawk destroyed
>2 US A-10s destroyed
>Highest number of USAF aircraft shot down within 24 hours since Vietnam
>2 US F-16s destroyed
>6 US helicopters destroyed
>US Army Chief of Staff resigns, says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin."
>Trump writes "praise be to Allah" on Easter Sunday
>Trump chickens out
>Iran won
>Trump cucks the US by blocking the Strait
>Trump thinks he's Jesus, is just a pedo
>Fails to keep Strait closed
>Two more weeks, goyim!
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>>533319318
Howdy
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>>533318777
Checked. Trump won as usual. >>533319386
Hello.
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Got it.
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gm fren
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>>533319289
No, not where I am...that was on Tueday...the bad stuff was about an hour south of here; there were a few tornado sightings and some bad hail damage, some of it up to tennis ball size
We were spared this time <(^-^)>
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How's your friendship simulator going, lads? Tired of winning in life yet?
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Good awoorning morning!>>533319386
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NN fren sleep tight gm
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Remember when miggards used to call Obama the antichrist?
Don't you feel stupid now?
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>>533319495
You kikes are truly pathetic
Get raped coastal nigger
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>>533319644
Quinten's dad is the antichrist
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>Be yuropoors
>Do nothing
>Show up after everything is done
>Declare victory
You don't hate them nearly as much as they deserve
https://archive.is/2j4VO
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>tweet
THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS AND FULL PASSAGE, BUT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. THIS PROCESS SHOULD GO VERY QUICKLY IN THAT MOST OF THE POINTS ARE ALREADY NEGOTIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP
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>posts today's prices when gas is down 20-30 cents from the year's peak
Yep, typical /pedo tranny general/ kike shit.
>coastal
So NC, SC, GA, and FL are all shithole blue states now? Lmao RIP in the midterms faggot
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>starts a war
>loses
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>>533319152
>Degenerate Rajesh can’t stop lying
You’ll always be brown, in this life and the next, forever.
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>Kegsbreath trying to justify genociding people by making it sound scripture
Holy shit these people are actually so cooked.
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>The U.S. and Iran are negotiating over a three-page plan to end the war, with one element under discussion being that the U.S. would release $20 billion in frozen Iranian funds in return for Iran giving up its stockpile of enriched uranium, according to two U.S. officials and two additional sources briefed on the talks.
>Under a compromise proposal now under discussion, some of the highly enriched uranium would be shipped to a third country, not necessarily the U.S., and some of it would be down-blended in Iran under international monitoring.
>As part of the MOU, Iran would be allowed to have nuclear research reactors for the production of medical isotopes, but would pledge that all of its nuclear facilities would be above ground. The existing underground facilities would remain out of commission.
>It's unclear if the MOU refers to Iran's ballistic missiles and its support for regional proxies.
Obama deal 2.0, this is what it was all for
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>>533319763
Chuds keep winning.
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>>533319763
He consulted with chuds after that homo.
>nothing ever happens
In fact the opposite happened. The stonks are hitting all time highs and all the homos that panic sold the quarterly Trump dip are coping and seething again.
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>iran gives up
>brown 1pbtid flood /ptg/ seething and dilating
Like a clockwork.
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new
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116420275523158052
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>>533319774
Nigger your benchmark was $4, you moving the goal posts after losing? Not unexpected for disingenuous kike behavior
Oh well, you tried, into the bin you go faggot
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>>533319616
France has, unsurprisingly, taken up the talking points of Iran.
>France had already tried to insert itself into the situation, taking the same position as Iran, that Lebanon had to be included in the ceasefire agreed to between the U.S. and Iran. The U.S. and Israel said it wasn't included. Leiter's comment when asked about France was absolutely hilarious. "We certainly don’t want the French anywhere near these negotiations; we’d like to keep the French as far away as possible from pretty much everything, particularly when it comes to peace negotiations," Leiter responded. 'They're not needed. They're not a positive influence, particularly when it comes to Lebanon.”
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>>533319858
>dox yourself
No faggot, thanks for playing
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>>533319858
They're always like this lol.
>I live in a super based, super cheap red state that's basically 100% White!
And I'm always wondering where this fucking oasis is because even Indiana is loaded with shitskins these days.
>>533319922
Kill yourself kike
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>>533319910
LMAO Iran is already bypassing the """blockade""" with no issues.
The cheeto pedo desperately trying to save face.
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>>533319932
I hope you have a nice day, bro.
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>>533319922
Remember: your kids are going to be first to go especially if you're a miga republican.
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>>533319763
>tries to crash world economy
>nothing happens
kek
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>>533320004
No they aren't, I suggest you stop getting your news from retards who think the US blockade is of the Strait of Hormuz and announce that the US blockade has been "broken" when they go past it, the US blockade was of the Gulf of Oman going into the Red Sea, ships that "broke through" like the Rich Starry were turned back in the Gulf of Oman
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Holy fuck. I’m looking at a 5k swing today once my mutual funds gets repriced. God fucking damn. Feels good not to be a panican bobo:
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>>533320285
>More please!
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>>533320159
I like to imagine someone tried inside trading on that economic theory and has lost their shirt.
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>>533320204
Pools closed
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>>533319883
Good morning >>533320263
:3
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>>533320400
gm lil fren
>>533320156
Im sure you will succeed.
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>Peralta
Ah Isabel my beloved..
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>>533320335
Up and to the right bb
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>>533316043
>Trump screamed nigger so loud it wore...
...out his voice.
I would have screamed nigger for him, all day and all night.
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>>533320527
You rang?
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>>533315002
where's the US blockade right now you pussies?
why is donald trump such a little bitch?
does he bend over lower before israelis or iranians?
do you have any anwsers?
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>>533320622
A good morning to you as well anon
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>>533320593
His job is shilling for a paedophile with dementia.
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It's in the Arabian Sea see>>533320278 blockade will remain in place until a permanent agreement has been reached
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>set up job interview with HR lady "laquefa washington"
>get random call 20 minutes early, no one answers when I ask who is calling
>the interview should have ended by now but she never called me at 9:30, the actual time she was supposed to call
Why are black women in charge of anything, ever
And why does 'CPT' mean they literally cannot keep a fucking schedule.
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>>533320622
Love those rascals.
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>>533320701
somebody’s upset :(
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Thomas Massie has over a 71% chance to win!
>defy the cheeto pedo
>win
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>>533315129
A baton would suffice.
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Don't forget to buy in for those reserves when prices go down. Biden vacated them, and it's been slow slow refill.
ATC, Shipyards and Port Automation.
US40?
Overseas Territory Conditions? Might be good to have Trump tour Saipan, see if you can have a lunch with some Nips, Flips, SKor, and Aussies, and the other small island folks. Okinawa isn't lovely. but it could work. Maybe Tokyo instead.
Offer to pay for their jet fuel.
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>b-but massie
lol
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>>533320730
Its a retard on vpn, its been their new tactic for some time - post under Polish, Japanese or Leaf flags and pretend to be one of the regulars. They love to id swap and talk to themsleves to give it more gravitas because no one is falling for this obviously.
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>>533320556
Good morning awoorning
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>>533320831
>when should the US gas prices lower down? I kind of want to fill my car's tank instead of it always being 1/2 or 1/4?!
Whenever the companies panic and realize they can't artificially keep the price high anymore
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>>533320913
Dilate, Trumptroon.
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>>533320772
>Pic related
So if your house and family got bombed by some people using religious sounding rhetoric to justify it you wouldn't be?
Dumb miggard.
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haven't visited in a few years. is portubro still around? always liked his QRDs.
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>NO REASON
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>brown degenerate seethe
you love to see it
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>>533319094
Looks like the bot took a poopy lol
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>>533320928
That's not what I wanted to hear because I already expect it to be absolutely true.
Maybe orangeman can make the oil execs vanish to where all those recent scientists went and we can have $1.60/gal gas again?
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>>533321267
You are not valid, Trumptranny.
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>>533321267
>t.
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>tweet
The U.S.A. will get all Nuclear “Dust,” created by our great B2 Bombers - No money will exchange hands in any way, shape, or form. This deal is in no way subject to Lebanon, either, but the USA will, separately, work with Lebanon, and deal with the Hezboolah situation in an appropriate manner. Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!! Thank you! President DJT
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>>533319910
Will Israel abide by an agreement if you're able to finalize it? Or will you cowardly miggers say Israel is an independent country and try to wash your hands of it, even as you take responsibility for their "defense" and supply them with munitions for their offenses?
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>>533321302
bummer
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>>533320732
and who is this blockade supposed to stop?
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>>533320278
Trannies lost. The Hormussy is open.
ART OF THE DEAL
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>>533321583
yes
https://bookpdfdoc.info/accelerated-mammary-gland-development-in-intel lectually-disabled-females-3.pdf
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>>533320654
Yeah Iran is hoping it meant they wouldn’t be blocked, lol no fuckoff they blocked other ships during the cease fire when they shouldn’t have and still want them to take that bs route hugging Iranian border.
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>>533320831
Some states should stop taxing it.
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Does /ptg/ have high hopes for this adaptation or should I watch the original again?
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>>533321751
Check the news. Iran caved. The blockade worked.
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>>533321358
slow down you have a full day of coping ahead of you lol
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>>533321800
Is that a quadroon? If so, pass. Little House on the Prairie is supposed to be about European People of Not Color.
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Major
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>>533321891
New thread
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>>533321891
Go now
>>533321138
Serves you right for being a smelly indian.
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>>533318039
A Master's degree from jeetland isn't worth the toilet paper it's printed on. You all are totally incompetent. I say that based on decades of experience working with jeets in tech. Stick to running gas stations or working at the Real Canadian Superstore. Just kidding, you need to go back.
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>>533321898
Kikes on suicide watch