>>533315608
real men inhale that air

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What makes goyslurp so irresistible?

>>533315608
I just drink water. Sometimes coffee with robusta beans for more caffeine.

>>533315608
Do they make 2l cans

>>533315690
Thats exactly why they stopped making the large cans of pineapple juice!

>>533315608
Real men drink filtered water and black coffee. Pussies drink soda.

>>533315608
sorry to break it to you but theres air in the cans too.

>>533315678
the secret ingredients that come out of swiss laboratories and cost $50k per liter

>>533316049
true but man sometimes you get a can that is so full it's impossible to open without making a mess

>>533316192
Exactly, over the years ive noticed as a fellow noticer that the bottled soda is being filled more and more with air. These things used to be full all the way up to the cap. Now look at the state of affairs.

>>533316192
practice makes perfect

>>533316295
measure out the contents. you're not getting stiffed buddy

>>533315759
>filtered water
Get a load of this fairie.
Real men drink brown puddles off the ground.

>>533315608
PSA: OP is a fucking retard

>>533315608
i’ll enjoy your can you little fagget

>>533316550
nah, nig. We drink Posca

>>533316562
Im fucking smart. Im a sheep who refuses to be fleeced.

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No one wants to talk about the tall cans I see. Least its not full of air.

>>533316912
but it contains some air. OP thinks this is unacceptable.

>>533315608
>PSA: avoid bottled soda
Just avoid the liquid jew.

>>533316961
You're twisting my words. How much air is in a tall can. Now compare that to what you see in a bottle.

>>533317069
whats your problem with the air? its just some air. fuck. if it was some bottled farts or something youd have a point but its just air. plain, fresh air of little offense.

>>533315608
Why would you drink that disgusting sugary slop anyway?

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>>533315759
In my house we are MEN.
We ONLY drink
>coffee
>water
>beer

>>533315608
I buy the PET bottles (1.25 liters) for the extra carbonation that makes it superior to can soda.

>>533315608
cans have more plastic than bottles

>>533315608
>mutt
>retard
typical

>>533315678
sugar, actual drugs that make you addicted to food and baal-jewish xenoestrogen infused crystals.

>>533315608
Since soda is nothing but liquid candy ,
by the total amount of sugar and corn syrup.
And sugar is #1 allowed addictive substance.
Why not to avoid soda altogether?

>>533315759
>>533317375

>Real men drink filtered water and black coffee.
True.
> Pussies drink soda.
And sugar addicts, since the amount of sugar in soda makes them liquid candy .
Real men have no addictions.

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>>533318652
youd be shocked how often these two attributes show up together