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Taylor Swift is getting married on July 3, and as we know all foids are NPCs that emulate celebrities. Don't fuck this up /pol/, find yourself a nice White girl, put a ring on her and plap her full of baby batter. There's never been a better time.
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>>533316365
She's gonna give birth to a "perfectly healthy" baby at like 40 to promote late pregnancies. Of course it's not her kid but more realistically she won't give birth at all to promote childfree lifestyle
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>>533316430
you're confusing me with someone else, i only use my real flag
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>>533316365
She's got her eggs on ice, and will probably use a surrogate
Also, isn't ironic that all the crazy women think right wingers will enslave women to use as a baby factories like in Handsmaid Tale, but its actually old left wing women that rent young fertile wombs to carry their children?
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>>533316128
>put a ring on her
I will never go through this Jewish marriage humiliation ritual bullshit ever again. I can tell when a woman's matrix is no good and when I'm wasting my time. I'm a super computer so I can read them like a code. Or an instruction manual. It's all about finding the right garden/soil matrix for your seed. I would recommend scattering your seed everywhere. As in impregnating as many women as possible but that's just me.
That's what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. This world can kiss my ass. I'm the bad guy apparently.
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>She's got her eggs on ice, and will probably use a surrogate
could be yeah. imagine doing that shit.
>but its actually old left wing women that rent young fertile wombs to carry their children?
good point. i fucking hate the ideas she pushed with that degenerate book. have you read it?
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would she invite her ex best friend?
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Hell no. My children would be immortal. I'm going to impregnate as many women as possible and if you're not compatible with my process you're a waste of time. I've got to go.
Go get fucked in the pussy by someone who cares if you hate me so much you can't evolve or get with the program. I'm trying to find someone special to build something everlasting with and I have a bunch of autistic pedophile bugmen fucking with me when I'm just playing my game. Fuck off. So I made some offensive shitposts on FB when I was younger and got noticed by dumbass reptilians. You satanic actors need to just admit the truth and stop being evil. Love is real and its the most wonderful thing there is. I love my women. In the mouth, ass and pussy. They're my property. Suck my balls.
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people think 40yo women giving birth is some kind of risk for the baby
literally 1% higher risk of birth deficit than 20yo giving births
but taylor 's true love have only been other women, and his husband is most likely closet gay, it's a typical hollywood beard marriage
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mid desu
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>>533319072
this. we've all seen the pics of news articles showing how women freeze a bunch of eggs, wait 20 years, then come back expecting to have babies only to find out none of the eggs are viable anymore. much wailing and gnashing of teeth ensues.
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THAT'S LIFE
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>>533316128
Alright, men of /pol/ tell me what the offspring of Taylor Swift x Travis Kelce will become? Athlete, music, or actor? Or engineer or doctor?
If it's a male it'll be a megachad thundercock. If it's female, who knows it might be a fucken wildebeast. Or a 10/10 premium hottie.
This is important celebrity speculation.
One thing is certain, this kid will be raised by a single roastie mother because Travis Kelcie don't have what it takes to keep this woman happy.
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>>533318902 >>533319072
Every IVF child I know is a completely non-functioning retard. (Like non-verbal, drooling, will never be able to live on their own or be productive in any way. A total burden on their families.)
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Roma dude is a Jew.
Guidestones were built by Ted Turner after he smoked too much weed with Willy.
The 500m number is just the club of Rome ideal and it is in some ways sinister but ultimately means little more than “Imagine all th people, living life today.”
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>>533316128
>plap her full of baby batter
She's 36. She's not going to be able to have kids pretty soon. Maybe she'll be able to squirt out an autist or two before the cobwebs completely cover her uterus. But it's highly unlikely.
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I will only breed with this specimen.
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>>533320155
>but I still can't explain why
CHECKED
she hit the wall at 20