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So, almost a year after the order are the russians still building the buffer zone along the entire border at the cost of any meaningful advances in Donbas or Zaparosia? meh, i thought the ukrianian army would wittled down enough to not even have to have a buffer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZITAPcZaTY
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The pussy...is full...
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>>533317214
Z
Talmud denounced
Blood and Soil
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Good hohols don't front
They go to the front
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why is zigger language so fucking stupid
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>U.S. sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier are reporting poor-quality food and small portions during a long deployment near Iran.
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>>533317585
>USS Tripoli
Why does both Ukraine and Russia have better food in trenches than the USA on carriers and how long would it take you to try and burn down the boat to eat properly?
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>>533317585
Where is food gore finn when you need him?
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Remember about Ukraine
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>>533317585
>>533317631
I can no longer consume beef big cuz
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>>533317585
wtf is that thing by the patty?!?
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>>533317748
Our current working hypothesis is that it’s a slice of lamb meat similar to the ones found in gyros, although my sources on the ground have yet to verify this.
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Rentry updated
>Battlegroup North liberates Zybino in Kharkov
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>>533317748
It's either some fish,a very gross looking piece of liver or a rock.
>>533317840
I assume it's shredded beef, although it looks like shit you'd find in the drain trap.
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>>533317214
Saw two big spiders fighting over a burrow in the ground today. Really big spiders by finnish standards
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>>533317748
looks like kebab
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>>533317384
The buffer-zone requires the physical taking of land, that is why the most gains happen there. As for the hohol army, it is continuously replenished by forcefully kidnapping men from the streets and only when hohols run out of men or women, will the hohol army finally be extinguished.
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>>533317748
I bet it's s o y 'meat'loaf or something
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>>533317631
>>533317585
They're not meant to make it back or survive longer than a week please understand.
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>Inflation in Argentina skyrockets above 32% annually and Milei's Government asks for "patience," per CBS
Liberalism works! You just have to be patient! PLEASE!
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>>533318478
The free market will fix it!
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>>533317585
That's what you get to eat when you refuse to die for israel
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>>533317748
>wtf is that thing by the patty?!?
Goyflap
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Funny how Iran was able to strongarm the US into honoring the ceasefire in Lebanon, even if it took a while, and Trump is trying to present it as him being some peacemaker instead of the truth that Iran forced him to hold back israel for once in his life.
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>>533317585
>>533317631
This means it's getting serious. They are slimming down the troops in order to reduce toilet clogging and eliminate obesity in preparation for the ground invasion.
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>>533317748
I think that is a form of Pemmican. Which is a form of dried meat mixed together to form a bar.
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>>533318611
you vill eat ze goybar
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>>533317543
Everything ok, bud?
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in Honor of our Czech baker, I present you The Crabs, a 1976 Czech/Soviet animation.
https://youtu.be/igROsVAk7fY
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>>533318640
Its a native American dish that got adopted by white settlers because its great camp food. Not very tasty but very filling and protein rich. Of course I can imagine modern versions are adjusted to include more ingredients and taste better.
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>Low cortizol ex-Ukrainian vs high cortizol Ukrainian
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>>533318593
If you are forced to submit to the enemy’s terms, you win.
- Don Tzu, the Shart of War
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>>533318728
Its rubbish, and obsolete now that we have canned meat such as Spam
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>>533318728
It can also be stored for a long time, which is a pretty useful thing in the days before refrigeration.
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>>533317450
Is he ok?
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>>533317585
I don’t think that’s beef lil bro
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>>533317585
Mmmm, garloid skin and mud with carrots, my favorite!
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>>533318767
WHY IS NOVGOROD SEVERSKY IN UKRAINE
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME LENIN
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>>533318767
Kek do you have that with sound that's hilarious.
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>>533318611
>Pemmican
cree niggas are weird
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>>533318767
That moment when just body language alone says pretty much everything. Guy that have a few minutes to waste vs tweaked up concentration camp inmate.
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>>533318997
Enjoy
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>>533318977
Specifically to anger (you).
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>>533319063
hes expecting tck to break down the door at any moment
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>>533319063
>>533319353
>tfw you're fed 24/7 horseshit about how you need to free the "occupied territories" and you haven't seen the sun in 6 months and then you just have a guy from the other side going "yeah i guess we're russian now haha what can you do" while smoking and smiling
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>>533317748
Looks like konjac yam jelly, great when you need your meal to have 15cal per serving.
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Huh, Prime Minister Big Mouth cancelled her visit to the japanese shrine built in honor of the war criminals that died invading China and Korea.
Supposed the move is being made to appease China and Worst Korea, a complete 180 from her previous policy of being antagonistic, I guess the US emptying their reserves in Asia to send to the ME only to fail to defeat Iran, made her nervous.
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>>533318719
>in Honor of our Czech baker, I present you
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>>533319655
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>>533318593
The problem is that pissrael is not leaving southern Lebanon and were still hitting the towns they failed to capture and were planting demolition charges in the borders they do controlled.
That pissfire was broken by pissrael just minutes after it was in effect and then they were claiming it was "leftovers" from the fighting as they bombed the houses of the people who were trying to return to their homes.
Kike bitches need to be send straight to hell. Can't let God do it Himself anymore.
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>>533319073
Kek how the Ukie on the right expects everyone to just jump into MG fire if need be.
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>>533317748
Some slop made for goyim, I am sure
>>533318611
Pemican is too good for zogdogs tho
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>>533318593
It would be way funnier if they actually caused some consequences for the burgers and their masters breaking the ceasefire
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>>533319862
The american media only talks about the economic consequences of the war, I have yet to see one american talk about them abandonignall their bases in the ME, losing Iraq and having to take the Fifth Fleet away from the ME, probably forever.
There have been plenty of consequences, but americans are living in a world where things are only real if the man on the tv talks about them.
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>>533318767
Guy enjoying new public utilities Vs living while being hunted by meatcatchers
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>>533319815
I can imagine if you really wanted to you can make very cheap mass produced Pemmican. That's what I'd imagine such a Pemmican to look like to be honest. Cheap dried meat, covered with tons of chemicals and then formed into a bar in a mold.
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>>533318878
He learned not to point an rpg at his feet again, at least?
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>>533320055
>There have been plenty of consequences
Yes, but not from them breaking the ceasefire
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>>533319073
Oh and thanks for posting the sound version.
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>>533318593
Oyyy vey
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At least not Orban
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>>533319559
We need to free the occupied territories because they have the valuable stuff buried underneath, not because of people, we can kill all people we don't have to care what they think.
>>533319063
if shithole ьussia is ok and totally freedom and does not freeze jews and steal fursuit why did they freeze me and stole my fursuit and not gave me passport to fuck off to Laos.
Riddle me that.
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>>533320100
it's weird how russians aren't know as great builders despite the fact that they build quality structures very fast.
Like, people were shitting themselves over Iran rebuilding a small railway bridge in 3 days, Meanwhile, Russia is rebuilding whole cites in Novorossyia while also improving things in Russia proper.
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>>533320100
Sorry anon, this can't be real. The Ukrainians said that they have no energy infastructure left and that all theor men are dead on the firlds of Ukraine.
This must obviously be propaganda roads and railways
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>>533320100
>Russians developing the land.
Their evil knows no bounds.
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>>533319622
>built to honor war criminals
Brainless, lying chink lol. Let me guess, you believe six million babies were bayoneted at nanking because you saw that picture from a movie?
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>>533320281
>Picrelated
Skyscrapers are usually so ugly, I don't get the obsession most people have with them.
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Wait, is this true, did Russia cross the Dnieper in Kherson?
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>>533320119
Probably but that wouldn't be pemican but dried slop meat soaked in seed oils.
Pemican requires very lean quality meat (bison for leaner and longer lasting), quality animal fat and sometimes berries to be made. Replace anything and it's not pemican.
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>>533320318
Developing the roads but steal fursuits, enforce eastern orthodoxy and make the gay illegal.
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>>533320281
Here in Germany all construction takes ages. We have the materials, we have the workers and the money but for some reason they just go on and on and on.
Usually there are some bureaucratic measures that need to be taken first to continue.
But whenever you want to reach those responsible they're either on vacation or hard to reach.
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>>533320100
Damn these Russians, building roads and houses. Can't they understand that there's no profit in doing that?
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>>533320595
sounds like a good deal to me
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>>533320477
Lakhta center 1 looks cool, but, to be honest, the concept for Lakhta 2 looks very gay.
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Looks like pool's open retards, we won
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>>533320244
Saar have you consnedered the theoretical scenario where freedom is either
a) have nothing to do with with freezing jews at all. as in it's not just on the opposite side of a scale, but rather on entirely different axis altogether
or
b) freezing jews, stealing their fursiuts and not giving them any valid papers actually increases any given territory's objective freedom index and not actually decreases it?
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>>533318611
>I think that is a form of Pemmican.
As if mutts have that good food nowadays.
It is form pressed meat based slop (not just the cheapest cust, but also meat glue and fillers).
It's pathetic, plain and simple.

The food is then steamed or microwaved.
The sad part is that they have proper industrial kitchens onboard, so they could cook gourmet meals if they wanted to.
And the food, in comparison to other costs, is negligeable.
(On a crew of 4700 and 14K daily meals we would be looking at <$140K per day for them to eat like kings. That is less than the fuel costs for 10 flights assuming no payload is launched. Food at this high end restaurant quality would account for less than 2% of the operational costs.)

The word disrespectful doesn't even come close to describe how the navy treats its crew.
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>>533320690
If hohols wanted roads, houses or bridges they would have built them themselves
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>>533320594
sadly there is no more buffalo
next best thing is moose meat, many still eat this on a daily basis, especially on the rez (at least where i am)
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>>533320779
This is outrageously banan post. I disagree.
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>>533320808
hoholstan gets blacked
bbc slut sissy bandera would be so proud
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>>533320734
Midrises are still way prettier imo. The way France has started to mandate old style housing should be immitated for the sake of natural Beauty
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>>533320187
>Saying That Israel Dragged the US to War Isn't Wrong - But it's Antisemitic

ftfy
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>>533320655
Well first you need 20 approvals from 5 separate govt offices that somehow only have one guy working the window and a 4 hour daily public schedule, then you'll need the Feasibility study, then the ok from the eco group so you don't disturb the potentially endangered cockroach species that apparently live in a 2x2 cm plot near your potential building and only then you can start building, assuming your feasability study didn't expire.
Oh and don't forget about the public auction for the actual construction that gets constantly contested by the losers so you have to re-do them like 3 times.
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>>533320939
There are some but not for hunting, true.
Still, you can make pemican with basically any lean game meat. Any modern farm meat will fail to produce long lasting pemican and thus it won't be pemican.
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>>533317748
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>>533319610
it "could" be a very, very shitty, possibly dishwasher cooked brisket?
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>>533320986
hohol kosher nazis could be the most retarded cultist in the history of mankind
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>>533320100
Infrastructure is illegal communism.
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>>533317748
onions gray
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>>533320100
Illegal and unprovoked infrastructural development.
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>>533320986
August Landmesser rejoices
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>>533320535
90% not
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100,000,000 Chinese robot dog army will capture Stinky.
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>>533318478
To show impatience regarding one's own impoverishment is to open the door to antisemitism.
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>>533321363
Chocolate fellas. We won.
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>>533318478
>Liberalism
>Is actually selling off everything to jews and taking in massive debt.
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>>533318478
I'm not sure liberalism is when you just give everything away to the jews. Though at this point you could definitely make a compelling argument for it
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>Tires on aircraft
>Tiers on buildings
Are Russian Africans they think tires is some magical thing?
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>>533320655
How's the rail work going for the belt crossing? Are we going to end up having to built it all for you?
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Aragchi:
>Hormuz open
>On already announced route (via Iran)
>For remainer of pissfire (Monday)
That will be $2,000,000 in Yuan please.
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>>533321778
>Are Russian Africans they think tires
you might be having a stroke mykola, better visit a doctor, my taxes are paying
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>>533322021
>tries to destroy iran
>makes it rich
Is there a single event in history that has been a bigger fuckup than this war?
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>>533322021
It might be that iran cucked so much as to allow American inspectors constantly monitoring their nuclear plants and enrichment.
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Z!

>>533322125
It is not a war if you do not send proclamation of war!
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>>533320535
No.
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>>533319622
Finally Genshin will have an Inazuma update
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>>533322202
That was already happening before the US unilaterally withdrew from the treaty though?
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>>533317450
nah m8, at this point just shoot me in the head to make sure, take the body far away and shoot the munition to force detonation.
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>Now that the Hormuz Strait situation is over, I received a call from NATO asking if we would need some help. I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. They were useless when needed, a Paper Tiger! President DJT

>The U.S.A. will get all Nuclear “Dust,” created by our great B2 Bombers - No money will exchange hands in any way, shape, or form. This deal is in no way subject to Lebanon, either, but the USA will, separately, work with Lebanon, and deal with the Hezboolah situation in an appropriate manner. Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!! Thank you! President DJT

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>533319622
>Kneels to american that nuked japan
>Doesn't go to Japanese shrine
I'm sure everyone in Japan loves her.
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>>533320192
Told you so.
This election changed nothing in geopolitics, no change in EU politics, sanctions, blocks or hohol war support (Orban never stopped anything)... but it changes a lot internally.

Hungary will get more LGBTQ+, refugees and feminism and they will make sure that not a single politician, who is critical towards the EU (even if only by word), will have a chance to get elected ever again.
And NAFO celebrates this.
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>>533320307
Those evil roads are allowing more tanks to crush the hopes and dreams of Ukraine, good roads look like this.
>Their occupational forces
>Our solidarity fleet
>>533321285
>Dishwasher cooked
I could have lived without ever knowing such a thing exist.
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>>533317585
kek I bet 1942 subs had better conditions while being underwater and for several months
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>>533321808
You mean the Fehmarn link? Slow lmao. Its meant to be finished in 2029 but its already clear it will take longer than that. The Deutsche Bahn apparently calculated costs of up to 714 million. Now its up to 2,3 billion euros. Our infrastructure ministry calculated a price of 8,1 billion euros.
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shipment of oil from Russian ports,
red line is when Ukraine started hitting Ust-Luga
green line is when Ukraine restarted hitting Novorossyisk
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Yet another manipulation of the oil and gas markets to line the pockets of the jews, ahead of another weekend of massacring schoolgirls to please the jews.
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>>533322372
kek
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>>533322493
>tfw Urals is a premium blend still
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>>533322492
now read your own graph and look at the Ust-Luga line and when it declines and when it rises related to your red line, which is when Ukraine "started hitting Ust-Luga" according to you.
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>>533322437
Why are our generals hanging out in the Sahara desert?
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>>533322202
you mean like JCPOA
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>>533322372
What is this "nuclear dust" that the orange nigger has suddenly been talking about over the last few weeks?
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>>533322372
Things that didn't happen for 500
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>>533322437
It's an american classic.
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>>533320690
Yeah
You probably live in a house that made bolsheviks
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>>533322492
Right, more cope which will disappear when it turns out to be bullshit once more
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>>533322718
Monitoring the situation through North African OSINT accounts.
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>>533322718
>our
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>>533320779
>freezing jews, stealing their fursiuts and not giving them any valid papers actually increases any given territory's objective freedom index and not actually decreases it?
Sounds reasonable, t b h. Someone needs to study the jew popsicle to personal freedom index.
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>>533322786
Good lord
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>>533322437
I could use some pf those evil roads and rails right now. Our railways died last tuesday
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>>533322372
>No money will exchange hands in any way, shape, or form
When he says this it makes me think money changed hands
Also he should have thanked me for my attention to this matter
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>>533322693
Ust Luga averaged 70 thousands of T/s prior to Ukrainian attack, Primorsk 100 thousands of T/s
Three weeks after attack they are only at 54 and 46 thousands of T/s
>>533322825
>which will disappear when it turns out to be bullshit once more
Last time I brought Bloomberg numbers of tankers filled in Russian ports it was correct one and none ever managed to "disprove" them. THIS IS LITERALLY FROM RUSSIAN KOMMERSANT tracking.
We're getting to
>do not believe data because it doesn't track with our fantasy
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Kill all jews
Z
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>>533322372
>Deal wasnt even made yet
>Already announcing he'll break it
can't deny he's quick, would take most presidents weeks to months to unveil their deception,
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>>533322450
Jesus fucking Christ. We're under budget on our end. Your government should just hire Danish planners
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>>533317214
Z
thanks for the bread
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>>533322962
There's one for salmon as well, if you're feeling fancy.
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>Ukraine hits Novorossyisk
>Russia diverts oil to Tuapse
>Ukraine hits Tuapse

Reuters:
Rosneft is rerouting oil supplies from the port of Novorossiysk to the Tuapse refinery after the Black Sea terminal Sheskharis, which handles about 14% of Russia’s oil exports, was severely damaged in a drone attack. The incident caused a large-scale fire and halted export operations at the port.

The attack damaged two of the terminal’s main berths, severely limiting its operations. Shipments have only partially resumed so far, through one less-busy berth, while key export facilities remain inaccessible.

As a result, significant volumes of oil are being rerouted to the Tuapse refinery, where processing could rise to about 800,000 tonnes in April from the usual 500,000-600,000 tonnes. Other exporters are also looking for alternative routes, including to Baltic ports and the domestic market.

The situation highlights Russia's growing problems in exporting oil amid regular attacks on energy infrastructure. According to sources, the port of Novorossiysk is not expected to resume full operation soon.
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>>533323193
>tfw you actually own a dishwasher and there's a whole new set of intrusive thoughts in your head now
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>>533323031
Wow that’s quite the strawman lmao
So how many times have we seen graphs used for wild cope by now?
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You know a thing that doesn't sit right with me?
The fact that so many among us actually lack an internal monologue and the ability to conjure up images in their minds. That's what lacking a soul actually means. They're automatone husks
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Here is an strategy for you, blyat.
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>>533322751
It's what Hunter forgot and Hegseth found in the White House.
>>533323265
That's cool bro, except Russia 2x'd on revenue in March and Urals are still trading at 115$/barrel up from 50$ so even if Ukraine's attacks did anything that heavily disrupted exports for more than a few days (didn't happen once in 4 years) Russia's sitting on a very comfy extra revenue it didn't even consider.
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>>533323431
lol, imagine still falling for the 'internal monologue' meme. Only schizo fucks speak to themselves in their heads.
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test
>>533323456
smart
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Z
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>>533323556
testing out your new bot, you russian scumbag?
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>>533320595
wtf i love russia now
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>>533323431
>doesn't sit right with me
At some point youar country will join the th war
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>>533322718
They drink mint tea there with ISIS-N
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I stopped browsing these threads since 2024, I was hearing about people predicting the end of the war last year so why has this war dragged on for as long as it has? Also, do you see Russia actually winning or will it be a Pyrrhic victory?
I denounce the Talmud.
Z.
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>>533322879
There will probably be a German general there rite?
>>533323071
Probably kek.
>>533323709
Must be some amazing mint tea...
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>>533323475
yes it was profitable month
>Russia's sitting on a very comfy extra revenue
considering their revenue from oil and gas otherwise is down 43% YoY I don't think having one such month will be enough. If orange retard opens the strait and oil drops to pre-iran war numbers current numbers won't be enough to make first 6 month as they were in 2024
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>>533320595
The fiends! I will send a strongly worded letter urging them to reconsider.
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>>533323811
>Urals calculated at 55$ for 2025
>It's 115$
You might wanna adjust those estimates.
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I messed with the bee nest and then a bee stung me UNPROVOKED and ILLEGALLY
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>>533323409
>>533322962
I mean if the food is hermetically sealed and you are not using soap, could there be a problem?
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>>533322786
I know this is rage bait but fuck you, nonetheless
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>>533324043
It's a psyop trying to bait you into food poisoning and eating raw meat.
It's a dishwasher, the clue's in the name. They wash, not cook, ffs. How dumb are people nowadays? Social media is a cancer.
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>>533323193
What's wrong with ye good olde multi cooker (formerly rice cooker)? Costs peanuts
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>>533320595
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>>533323923
one good month is not going to save it
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>>533323193
if this is real we need right wing death squads
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>>533324043
food needs good cleaning too
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Happy Friday TZD
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Um... what?
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>>533324219
>>533323193
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>>533324219
i piss in the sink
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>>533324219
nigger-tier behavior.
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>>533324043
Guess only if meat that you're using is completely unprocessed and whatever mode that you're using doesn't really sufficiently heat up the water. Like doing anything out of raw pork with this method would clearly be a bad idea.
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>>533324247
yeah just go by the toll booth and bring some Yuan
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>>533324247
americans will see this tweet and drop the price on oil futures and then argue that jews arent right about the goyim
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>>533324299
bird meats have salmonella bro... gotta wash that thang out
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>>533324183
Impotent Ukrainian attacks on storage tanks ain't gonna ruin it either.
>But how do you know they're impotent????
Tuapse has been hit 5 times in 4 years and is still exporting, Ust-Luga was back in business in less than a week, Primorsk in 2-3 days.
I know you're very much coping and possibly even seething about it, but unfortunately, hitting storage tanks just ain't really an issue.
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>>533323718
Russia is winning and I think its already at its end stage. The war drags on because the West keeps financing it like retards and Ukrainians really want to continue the war for some reason. No idea why Ukrainians REALLY want to wage war so much.
Overall I believe the USA is about to lose a ton of influence over Europe. Jeffrey Sachs already pointed out that Europe will have to change its course away from the United States and the end of the Ukraine war will be the key to that I believe.
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>>533324314
>I'm not using soap
>forgets the reservoir at the bottom
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>>533324289
Well, you know what they say. You can either pee in the sink, or sink in the pee.
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>>533318611
Rip Pumpernickel
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>>533324371
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>>533324219
Fun fact. American poultry is bleach washed
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>>533324371
how about you put it in a pan and put it on a fire like normal people
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>>533324408
>Ust-Luga was back in business in less than a week, Primorsk in 2-3 days.
neither have recovered 3 weeks later
>>533322492
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>>533324430
>ukraine
>want
pick one
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>>533324503
Direct quote from IEA report:
>The attacks halted Primorsk exports for several days, while Ust‑Luga remained offline for more than a week.
>Loadings at Primorsk resumed two days after the attacks and averaged 1.4 mb/d in the week of 6 April while Ust-Luga loadings remained 300 kb/d below 2025 levels.
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>>533324247
he spins it
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>>533324367
*migger euphoria noises*
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>>533324501
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>>533324656
>hair
>nigger paw
of course
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Dnepropetrovsk
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>>533324460
Thought so too that its black bread with some butter on it. But then why only smear it on half the slice? I think that is fat from the meat.
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>>533324647
Funny how there was a huge volume of bets that oil would go lower on poly market. This casino economy is a insider scam
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>>533320281
Why is Russia building a tower in Sydney?
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>>533324780
picrel
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>>533324430
Will Ukraine even exist as a rump state or do you predict Russia will take over most of eastern Ukraine?
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>>533324558
So neither fully recovered
resumed operation
and
resumed operation at full capacity are not the same things
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>>533324726
Where is the CrowbarMan when you need him?
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>>533324975
More like full copeacity from your part since you can't disprove what i'm typing nor what graphs i'm posting.
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>>533322440
Subs do have better food compared to surface vessels cause nobody wants to spend months in a tin can AND eat shitty food. There's a webm of this vid floating around here somewhere. Fun fact, sometimes the showers are filled with food too and aren't available until weeks into the deployment

https://youtu.be/SEOHTT4IG-A?si=mGTHNTz6gGa8yUfA
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>>533325190
> since you can't disprove what i'm typing
>while Ust-Luga loadings remained 300 kb/d below 2025 levels.
Why would I disprove when you're literally agreeing with me, three weeks later it still didn't recover
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>>533324878
I think it will still exist but it will be similar in size to Belarus with a pro-Russian government. Maybe that rump state will end up joining Russia down the line. I think Russia will conquer all the territories that it needs in the east and south then call for a peace deal that the Ukrainian government cannot really refuse at this point.
Most of the current Ukrainian government will have to flee the country and what's left will be pro-Russian.
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Pool's open now except for Iran KEK. Another loss for the BRICSissies itt.
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>>533325251
>Temporary volume reduction (minor)
>200% revenue
>focuses on the volume reduction that amounts to nothing
Congrats on throwing a snowball in hell, i suppose?
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>>533323409
Dishwasher salmon is apparently good but I haven't tried it. In principle a dishwasher without soap is just hot water and steam so it should be fine for delicate meats, I wouldn't trust it for land animals
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>>533317214
Has there been any change in the status of Stinky?
The last thing I heard was insertion of pinky.
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Nothing has changed.
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>>533325593
Paper Oil price has changed despite it being traded 150$ physical
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This war is so boring it’s more fun to talk about cooking recipes
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>>533318719
in Honor of your Czech baker I present you your Czech baker still in his dad's pants
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>>533325434
>>Temporary volume reduction (minor)
>>200% revenue
Strange how you forgot to mention that revenue increase is temporary until Hormuz is open then it's back to late 2025 revenue
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>>533325543
You will be the first to know when the edging operation, followed by rapid penetration of Stinky starts.
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>>533325676
We could talk about weapons or vehicles that are used in the war. Without /k/ jannies having melties banning you.
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>>533325593
PereMIGA
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>Footage of FPV drone operators from the Siberian unit (operational group Center) targeting hyhyl Forces equipment, UAVs, and manpower in the Dnepropetrovsk direction.
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>>533324247
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literally every day now hohols upload videos of high value russian targets being destroyed. good thing russian government banned telegram to make sure all videos now are now pro-ukrainian. another genius move by the greatest and most competent MoD in modern history.
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>>533325309
plz change ukraine name i thought up a good name
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>>533325715
>then it's back to late 2025 revenue
Not really, since Ayran actually knows where to aim drones so production in the Middle East is fucked for more than 3 days.
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>>533324438
"if you aint got no sauce, then youre lost
but you can also get lost in the sauce"
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>>533325924
just like pipeline was supposedly offline more than 24 hours? Aimed good, right?
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>>533325593
it's incredible how fake the oil futures market is. CFTC can't open criminal cases btw, you simply get a jew lawyer and settle after a few years for half a per cent of your profits.
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>>533325018
The knoife man is better for this
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>>533325811
underrated
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>>533325796

Na I’m not that autistic
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>>533325593
>>533325649
>>533326079
And Orange Cretin did that TRUF in his own echo chamber right ON TIME for Friday PUMP (oil DUMP, Stonx PUMP)
Can you spell insider trading (1) and DESPERATE MOVES to protecc the Down (Syndrome) Jones stonx (2)
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>>533326022
Nah like the IEA report mentioning months just to re-establish steady exports.
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Keep it simple,moron.
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>>533326022
>>533326289
Or years, or never.
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Watch this video its good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmeuIR3kEZs
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>>533326022
it will run until ceasefire ends. iran hit it like twice in a row its not exactly protected. the amrkets are based on to much expectation and not enough reality.
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Final wave
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>>533326289
some will be years. entire facilities are in ruins. the war isnt even over its a week long ceasefire. storage and inventory has not even been addressed. next month will be brutal.
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>>533326079
It's not the price of the real oil that gets sold. It's a projected price of the real oil to be sold in 1-3 months. If the price in 2 months is 100$, then those speculative guys who bought a future for 88$ are going to buy it for 100$ on the real market to lose 12$. And if they believe the real oil is going to be sold for 88$ or less, this means they believe Trump is going to chicken out and Iran is going to control it as the price before the war was 60$.
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>>533317584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Ha80EgaB0
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>>533327029
zigger language is so... silly!!
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Why are Russians oppressed in 109 countries?
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AHAHAHAHAHA
What's next, Donny, did Iran agree to make you their new supreme leader?
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So no one’s gonna mentions Ukraine Johnny 5 capturing territory and somehow taking Russian pows??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiGwWwcnT7M
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>>533325225
Man, sub life looks so comfy for wizards. Too bad Im that much of a horndog so i could not live like this.
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>>533327412
The hormuz arc is over?
Who is gonna pay for the mine clearing?
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>>533327502
Reportedly everyone's gay in the navy too, although they started crewing mixed gender subs recently. Can't imagine being a girl there
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>>533327412
not so fast sweatie

>Iran threatens to close the Strait of Hormuz again

>The Bloomberg news agency quotes the Fars news agency under the control of Iran's state, saying that Tehran will reclose the Strait of Hormuz if the U.S. blockade of Iranian ports continues.
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>>533327706
>We will close the Strait of you continue to keep the Strait closed.
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>>533327412
>>533327706
The strait is in a quantum superposition of being both opened and closed simultaneously and its state can only be determined by an observer (a random tanker passing through it).
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guys NaVi made a new team in league of legends and invited me!! im so excited
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>>533324726
There must be plenty of weapons in Ukraine by now ...
Why Ukrainians do not shot dead those arseholes !
Are they so scared?
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>>533328604
yeah every ukrainian has avtomat kalashnikova 47 gun
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>>533328486
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>>533328713
it was literally one sentence you retarded nigerr
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>>533328486
I think that's their Counter-Strike division, though.
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>>533328604
iirc ak's were handed out like candy in the beginning of the war. but maybe that was in kiev only.
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>>533328486
I’ve got some bad news for you. Zeus is dead and S1mple joined the Russian army
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>>533328846
with an indefinite term contract to server in literal meatwave units* (Territorial Defense, zero training, zero motorization and support, can be commanded by regular army units at will)
seems awesome!!!!!!!
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>>533328740
Help me, the fat hoholina is trying to squeeze me for gibs or something
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>>533328846
Yes and I read that black market in Ukraine overflow with weapons so I wonder why those arseholes still running like that!

Or when Ukis even plan go make clean up into Kiev!
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>>533328740
youre literally a negro, a ukrenegro to be exact
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>>533328996
>>533328846
come to think of it I remember the tards attacking some apc, taking cover from the 30mm behind some small trees, that must have been somewhere else.
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>>533328846
It’s funny the interior minister went on tv later and told everyone to give back their free aks. I’m sure there are still thousands hidden because nobody took down any lists
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Znik sisters, we can't stop winning. We keep taking Maloj Takmachki every other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT4IvjuzWiY
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>>533329026
YOU
ARE
A
TOY
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>>533329105
>>533329224
>black market
yeah. if i was in danger of being busified i would probably not take contact to any criminals.
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>>533329298
But you're already married to a thai boy.
Seize your immoral advances.
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>The fat hoholina in question
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>Zelensky: "Today I will participate in a meeting on Hormuz: many leaders are gathering to coordinate to ensure security in the Strait of Hormuz. Now the world knows exactly where this strait is and why it is so important."
DAI hormuz DAI
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>>533329606
Cease
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>>533325829
uskraine?
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>>533324247
Oh it’s Friday again innit
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>>533329701
Thanks
I got all discombobulated by the sheer brashness of that hoholina
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>>533329663
VGH brown piano fingers around a big white Wurst
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come to think of it, the whole busification thing is actually quite a neat way to keep possible insurgents in hiding, isolated.
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>>533330019
just a lil crispy from a burn as a child and shadows.
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>>533324247
market manipulation day
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>>533329606
she also got impregnanted by him too, as per her admission last bread
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>>533330166
Pregnant women often get more horny than usual due to hormonal changes.
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>533327462
>no video hroofs a week later
>no pics of PoWs
Things that didn't happen for 100 $
I also faintly remember zelenskike put similar(-ly fake) claim a year or more ago.
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>>533330604
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>>533330166
kek
furfat really can’t get a break
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>>533330019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_o6mVXSZA

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