She became a millionaire from skipping school, and got world leaders to bow in her presence. Genius.

>>533338634
Her new look makes me uncontrollably hard

>>533338634
>we
>hivemind confirmation needed
>program me harder daddy

>>533338634
>Rumspringa coiff
Goddammit bitch just hire a fucking stylist, the faggier the better...

>>533338721
>Redd!tsprache
You gotta go back...

>>533338634
Yes, I'd pee in her butt.

>>533338807
Quadssss

>>533338845
Slow day huh.. Q V A D Z...

I'd like to keep her captive in my attic and force her into an exercise program that she's her doing copious amounts of hip thrusts, squats and deadlifts until finally she's able to overpower me and escape

- except she has second thoughts and returns, nurses my wounds and makes me some soup whilst breastfeeding me to aid my recovery

>>533338875
Now... Fucking timer

>>533338904
Damn...
Y'all can get fucked...

>>533338634
we LOVE greta
Great is /pol/s princess, the darling of /pol/, /pol/s glitter bomb if you will

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>>533338634
>like
i don't like her, i love her

>>533338634
Did Merkel start taking adenochromes?

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>>533338721
>hivemind

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>>533338634
Kinda goofy looking, I'm sure she a nice girl but I like my women with big boobies.

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>>533339163
Now thats the Greta I could get behind.

>>533338718
SHE'S ONLY 23 YOU SICK FUCK!

>>533338634
she's got those child bearing hips
lush lips
made 2 men take out there dicks and touch tips
if her coffee is to hot she'll only take 2 sips
cuts holes in her bra so you can see her nips
fuck ganny yap gips
and she'll do a turn for a ride on my cock

Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream she's a little lady who loves Berries and Cream

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why autistic people rook the same
i know a sperg girl who is a carbon copy of her

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I love her

>>533339239
id get in front.

Is she doing her big autistic Mediterranean thing again this year? She always looks sexier when she's got a tan and she's been getting fucked by dorks on a boat.

>>533338718
That He-man haircut needs to go though

>>533338634
Our queen. Second most antisemitic person in the world according to the kikes themselves btw.

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>>533338634
>white
>aspy autist
>doesn't wear makeup
>no tattoos
>getting 20% more attractive every year
>silver medalist antisemite

I would protect Greta with my life.

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>>533338634
In a meme ironic way

Who even the fuck are her parents and what enables her to just be able to fuck around all day and live a life still? Is she actually loaded as fuck?

>>533341529
I think theyd call that the eiffel tower or some shit

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>>533338634
>grifter but true believer
>kikes hate her
>likely mildly retarded

I have no use for her one way or the other.

>>533338634
Is greta a troon?

>>533343584
ur mum a troon

>>533343079
Her parents are both from entertainment and are well off. Not oligarchy, but they've earned a good life and a nice house.
Greta moved out from home years ago, and lives in an anti-consumerism collective with like minded activists. All of her clothes are used clothes, all of her possessions fit in a backpack.
Since speaking out against the genocide of Palestinian people and participating in humanitarian flotillas, she has received so many death threats that she plans to leave Sweden and finish her college nursing studies.
I doubt she will ever be able to escape from activism, as it's too much a part of her persona.
All of her personal wealth is in thegretathunbergfoundation.org, and you can read about it there.

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>>533343892
how do you know all this?

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I like her sister better

>>533345189
I took the time to learn about her real life instead of how she is portrayed.

>>533338634
No.
She looks like she will soon transition into politics to become the next Merkel, which concerns me deeply.

>>533345623
I hope she does. She would be based and would help the world escape from burden of the corrupted fossil fuel scam that is holding humanity back.

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>>533345463
how exactly is she better when jews have literally crowned Greta as the #2 P4P antisemite champion of the world

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>>533345829

>>533345840
Bigger tits

>>533345829
oh my goodness

>>533338634
>#2 anti-Semite in the world
She should try harder.

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>>533345874
jews are raping, murdering, and subverting all over the globe unchallenged and you're thinking about tits
get a grip, man

>>533338634
yes

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>>533338634
She's allowed in Fangorn.

>>533345985
absolute classic
the audio versions of this are great

>>533338718
This. I want smash my cock deep inside her womb.

>>533345829
>>533345871
>>533345985
Wtf, I hate carbon emissions now...

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I'd like to go hiking with greta

>>533338634
One of the best. very high on my list

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>>533338634
She is my queen..

>>533338634
She stood up to help the people of Gaza in their hour of need and in doing so revealed the true nature of the Israeli government. For all that I am grateful.

>>533347694
she was also raped in the process by the IDF lol

>>533346858
>hiking with greta
i would be so nervous and hands shaking the entire time
after it was over id stress about all the dumb/weird things i said to her for the rest of my pitiful life

>>533338634
i would love to have sex with her

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>>533347885
Same.

>>533338634
https://youtu.be/-Fp7w3Jy3yk

>>533346858
hiking is gay y boy shi

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>>533343892
Does she actually believe the "climate change" meme or is she merely grifting?

>>533348856
She is 100% the real deal. Her life is not comfortable or easy, but she has purpose and does something about what she believes in. Do you?

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i need to feel Gret's pussy do a rear naked choke on my cock until it taps out.

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>>533348992
So by "real deal" you're saying she actually believes it. She's right about kikes though so it's not all dumb/bad I suppose.

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>Hurry up anon
>If your bag is too heavy I can carry some stuff for you

>>533338634
No2 ranked Anti-Semite in the global rankings.
What's not to like?

>>533338634
She's a great source of memes, so yeah

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>>533350345
>What's not to like?
Tits are still too small

>>533350415
>Tits are still too small
That's her rap persona Lil Puffies

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>>533338634
She looks like this new wave of young trans men that's becoming popular. They just get a Lord Farquad, pageboy hairdo, change their name to Emma or something and call it a transitioning. Can't be bothered with makeup or at least a pair of nice fukme boots. Low effort...Leff.

>>533350269
>not even winter
bitch remove 75% of that gear
fucking city casuals holy shit

>>533351092
Her slave will carry it for her

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>>533338634
She Is awesome, she Is the second most antisemitic human being, Israel hate her guts.

>>533339163
Well maybe I do care about my environmental impact...

this is a Greta board.

>>533351160
i will be her slave (in bed).

>>533350415
i like tiny little puffies. anything more than a handful is a waste.

>>533338634
She is redpilled on the JQ, so yes.

She also makes Peter Thiel seethe. He keeps referring to her as a proto-antichrist environmentalist. So much irrational hatred for this young woman.

>>533338634
Her new haircut is better and she's the 2nd strongest anti-semite. Good arguments in her favor.
Eco-fascism fem-Hitler. Don't forget the real Hitler was a faggy artsy emo cunt who was a vegetarian in the first half of the last century.

>>533342876
>no make up
This is true and a reason why she mog most other femoids. She's not poisoning her skin coping like the other roasties.

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I want Greta to be a character in GTA6

>>533348083
>>533347885
She seems really relaxed and pleasant. I think you'd get over your stress

>>533338718
She's so cute and sexy it's physically painful. I love her.

>>533339011
is this picrel real?

hnnnnng!

>>533338634
HE-MAN haircut

Greta is a female, so, no

>>533338634
I hate her and I hate you for trying to make her relevant, what is your fucking problem.

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Greta is peak woman. Her type mogs all others.

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literal fetal alcohol syndrome semi-downie that does retarded things for clout

its a solid no from me