>>533339003
Markets close in an hour, massive sell signal.

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>>533339003
I'll believe it when Iran posts it. Goynald Trump makes shit up several times a day.

>>533339125
Make America Gay Sex Again?

>>533339003
because they now own it. Trump got ass raped in the deal.

Thank you, President Trump. The Spice must flow.

>>533339003
I wouldn't believe him if he said the sky was blue. Retard lies 24/7

>>533339003
So when this all falls apart over the weekend will the GOP grow a spine and impeach and remove this retard crook?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5778D5u9UY

Steve is sperging out over ships turning around.

>>533339003
If Iran lost Trump wouldn't need to rely on them agreeing to keep it open. retards everywhere.

>>533339003
He wins the game by changing the rules once again. The goalposts are so close he can lick them but he still manages to miss.

>>533339003
Until market close at 4pm today.

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he said he won from day one about 55 times
Iran still has uranium and controls Hormuz
lmao

>>533339003
Bro, this guy lies all the time. He lied about Iran meeting him for negotiations last week. Iran didn't say that.

>>533339003
We’re gonna land troops on Kharg island at market close, it’s so over

So we are back to the way it was before the war except thousands of people are dead, billions of us dollars lost and military equipment lost and spent, oil reserves drained worldwide to offset the loss, and Iran is now considered much more powerful because everyone realizes they can fuck the world's oil at any time. And Republicans will now be eviscerated at midterms

Great work

>>533339003
It's amazing how nobody takes the president of the jewnited states seriously anymore. The entire world just assumes everything he says is bullshit.

>>533339003
>Iran said they'll keep it open for the rest of the ceasefire as promised with a ceasefire in Lebanon
>Trump is going to chimp out again when they block it again at the end of the ceasefire
Nothing changes.

>>533339003
More lies.

Wow, Trump is a genius for getting Iran to open the straight back up. Just imagine if he hadn't had the courage to stand up to Iran's closing of the straight unprovoked. It might still be closed.

>>533339003
Fake new. We won the war a month ago.

>>533339134
Iran has to lie to its own hardliners to keep them in a retarded parallel universe where "Death to America" is a credible goal for adults to aspire to.

>>533339429
When you said "nobody" you mean "imbeciles", right?

Contingent on Israel stopping the bombing of Lebanon which we all know won't end

>>533339429
The market seems to disagree with your statement

>>533339003

Source : Trump

Not accepted.

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>>533339003
From unconditional surrender and total regime change to please don't close the strait again and we will buy a bag of dust for 20 billion.

>>533339125
This but unironically

>>533339574
lmao you retarded ESL jeet

lol if they know it works why wouldn't they?

Dementia Don is an idiot.

>>533339527
>"Death to America" is a credible goal for adults to aspire to
Closing the strait and bombing Tel Aviv will kill America tho. They just learned that. Like, it just happened. Why would they be like "oh yeah, the only thing that worked? Yeah we'll unconditionally stop doing that forever, you got it."

>>533339003
>April 17, 2024
>people still post whatever Trump says as fact
>Literally a "war is over" post on friday afternoon like every single fucking time

>>533339003
Trump confirms it will be closed again before monday

>>533339003
Do you think we are going to believe a dementia ridden geriatric?
Send him to a nursing home or give him the biden treatment.

we are back to day one the second Israel ignore all deals and send a missile in their embassy like they always do.

So... Things are back to where they were a couple months ago? My gas price spiked for this? What's the status on them nukes

>>533339455
Trump is doing presidential pilpul for the normies.
If he declares that a deal has been made and the straight is open and then Iran "closes" it then all the normies who aren't noticers only see that Iran has closed the straight.
They don't know that the orange nigger has been constantly lying, gassing himself up, and being outright deranged about this.

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>>533339003
Imagine monkey's face.

>>533339697
This but actually unironically

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>>533339003
>Iran has agreed to never close the strait of Hormuz again
Great. How are you going to enforce that?

>>533339003
MAGA all damn day, you covefe niggers.

>>533339003
>>533339003
So basically the war started to change the regime and stop them from building nukes. But it ended as a win for the US because of the strait? It feels like they forgot about something, kek

>>533340062
>fake news
He said he will reopen it again on Monday for extra win.

>>533339527
Yup Iran will never use its best geographical bargaining chip. They pinky promised. Trump said so. Do you still place milk and cookies out for Santa?

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>>533341719
Imagine the smell.

>>533339003
Maritime traffic says otherwise

>>533339003
Post is a lie. Trump gave them 20 billion, and in exchange they said the straight could be open until to toll paying traffic until the end of next week.

>>533339003
PUNK ASS ORANGE BITCH NIGGA YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF

HORMUZ ISLAND AND S&P IS ON THE CASE

america won? wow

>>533339003
This dude just lies lmao

He never tires of winning, even if it's only real in his mind.

>>533339003
I stickied yo mommas booty cheeks last night nigga

Iran is not ordained by God or Allah or whatever. Offer them a real chance to be shitting on flown in instagram models and they'll take it. Such is the way of the sandnigger.

>>533339003
Somebody has got to be telling him this stuff, or something similar that he exaggerates. Who is briefing him?

amerikikes are pathalogical liars

>>533339003
ANOTHER ONE

>>533339125
>AI slop

>Trump announces Iran is opening strait and promises to never close it again
>ships start moving to leave the strait
>iran doesn't allow them through
lol, lmao, kek

>>533342020
its called confabulation. dementia patients do it all the time.

>>533342184
Interesting

>>533339003
Does Iran know it’s open?

>>533339003
Trump will TACO the ceasefire in two weeks when Epstein is brought up again

>>533339003
Trump would never lie.

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kek

>>533340529
its friday, hes made the announcement before market closes for the weekend, still paying over $5 a gallon at the pump in central florida

>>533339003
Does Iran know that they agreed to this?

>>533339003
>Israeli asset says a thing so Barron can cash in on his oil futures.
This admin is disgusting.

>>533343465
It’s $5-6 in LA. I thought FL would’ve been kept low around $3 because it’s Trump HQ.

Xi the coward has withdrawn all support because China collapses if this continues much longer lol.

>>533339003
Honestly, this means nothing unless Israel announces the same thing.

>>533339003
fake and gay

>>533339003
the iranians literally said open for 5 more days until the ceasefire ends. thing is this happened yesterday local time so im not sure if it will be taco tuesday or if it is wednesday my dudes

>>533339003
give him a nobel peace prize.

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>>533339003
>defeated DEI
>defeated illegals
>defeated venezuela
>defeated iran
YOU ARE HERE
>defeated corruption
>drained the swamp
>balanced the budget

APOLOGIZE

>>533345300
It's over. Chinks folded

>>533339003
* he just forgot to mention Iran will charge a toll

>>533345402

5 more days until you go back to your bunker rabbi. better stock up on lube and kidnapped children

>>533345559
You lost Chang. But if you want to attack the kikes be my guest. But you won't because they've been feeding you parasites for decades.

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>>533345639

tfw im actually half a chang. but i digress.

>picrel

>>533345711
Chinks, the real target here, have told Iran to open the strait. They won't be supplying any further hardware or spy satellite assistance because they can't handle being squeezed economically.

>>533345964

no. pretty much the whole situation is pay to play. anybody that wants to do a special military operation of their own is going to pay iran to drone israel to death. then the orange man will pivot all available resources to israel leaving a clear opening.

>>533344641
Israel had no idea it can't strike Lebanon anymore

>>533339003
trump is a massive faggot who got nudged into this disaster by bibi and showed that America is a paper tiger.

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>>533339003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prw2B_03IzY

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>>533339125
They couldn't even find a migger to leave his moms basement for 5 minutes to take a real picture and had to make AI, its over.

>>533339003
This is really fucked up now all those poor bastards ran for the strait and are now cock blocked again.

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>>533345366
>upcoming balancing of the budget
kek

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>>533339003
They have to open it first before they can close it again.

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>>533339003
This is the 378448933th decisive victory just in this afternoon.

>>533339104
Fpbp.

Tomorrow will be news of the fact the strait is closed, again.

>>533339939
It will kill Iran. Iran only has leverage as long as the US doesn't escalate with e.g. a blockade.

>>533339003
The third world lost yet again. The amount of lies from this board over last 5 years are worse then even fucking reddit. You fucking disgusting communists, trannies, muslims, jews, spics, chinks, ou will never and I mean NEVER recover from this you fucking lying scum. You LOST.

>>533339125
literally AI

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>>533350171

>>533339003
Imagine if mods actually stickied this LOL wouldve been a big fuck up

>>533339003
Didn't even last half a day lmao.

>>533339003
>Iran: "We will open the strait if America and Israel adhere to our ceasefire conditions."
>Trump: "Iran will never close the strait again!"

>>533339003
if the orange nigger tweets so, it must be the opposite

>>533339666
art of deal

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inexplicably attacking Iran was the biggest political mistake ever made in the history of the office of the US president
worse than vietnam, iraq or any other war, by orders of magnitude, tantamount to actual literal treason on behalf of jews.
Iran is an abstraction more meaningless to the average Americans life than co-secant or recipricol math. Absolutely no one could articulate how a war with Iran would provide even them most obscure, tangental benefit to an Americans life.. NO ONE. Iran is so unimaginably meaningless and so far from any relevance to an Americans life you could not poll a million of them at random and get a single coherent response out of them to the question of how the "Ayatollah of Iran" does or does not matter to their daily life.. in a world where Americans are most worried about the cost of living, and the general socio-politcal psychosis that is now their daily life, some inexplicable war prosecuted against Iran with this psychotic religious frenzie as if it is Iran with 2 nuclear carriers, 400 jets and unknown amount of submarines outside our international waters absolutely pounding our infrastructure is simply too far into the ludicrous. its simply 'too far'. its insane. and Trump will forever be remembered as the biggest scourge in American political history who catalyzed the end of America as international world power.

The absolute fucking madness that is this hair-on-fire frenzie that the US had to go to war with Iran NOW NOW NOW NOW is so inexpcliable, so unnecessary and so fucking ass-retarded its almost impossible to articulate

that's 17th war with iran he ended this year

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>>533339003
maximum doubt

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>>533339125
Trump is doing to opposite of what we voted for, which is why his approval is headed to zero.
https://files.catbox.moe/3utof9.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/l8j57q.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/bi0p59.mp4

>>533353255
Conservatives' one cope is trickle-up economics from the oil industry. Their brother's friend's cousin's neighbor's dad's son is going to make SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY as a roughneck on an oil platform for 22 hours a day for the next 6 months. They also secretly wish he was their son and want to suck him off.

And because of all that oil industry activity, their 401k will go up half a percent and other related industry companies can afford to hire 3x as many nigs and jeets LEGALLY to replace white employees.