>>533343865
I thought it was open if you paid the troll toll.

>>533343865
yeah, for brownoids
impressed you haven't fucking killed yourself buddy praying 4 u

>>533343935
iran gets to deem if a ship is hostile or not and is still limiting crossings, the troll toll will be in effect for the entire ceasefire
TOTAL TRUMP HUMILIATION

>source: deep inside my asshole

>>533343865
>smug strait face found raped and murdered in ditch with condom sticking out of it's ass

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>>533343865
Still going to vote for Trump in 28

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>>533343865
Wrong, Im sailing through the strait right now you retard pic rel.

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>>533344205
it's true, fraid so
breaking news
dozens of ships made a break after trump tweeted the strait was open and were made to turn around, now this
TOTAL TRUMP ASS GAPING

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>>533344168
so trump uno reversed those faggot goatfuckers you love, please explain to the best of your limited ability that a loss for us you retarded fucking gook

>>533344294
jew or jeet, call it

>>533344404
>>533344420

>>533344451
you take an L like an infant takes cock buddy

>>533344420
I hope both jews and muslims die, not picking a side, you kike cocksucking tranny

>>533344451
Lithuanian 100%

>>533344519
found the russian

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Just pay the toll

>>533344539
ok retard, yeah no they still got those drones huh, they totally aren't gaped and fucking humiliated and everything's coming up goatfucker, totally nigger
when you eventually jump off a building are you gonna record it

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>OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT GOY

>>533344601
Doesn't make it any less true huh, got some of your faggy lil ai videos to totally pwn me with

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>>533344758
if you wanna get pwned just take a look outside the window of your commieblock

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AAAAAACK

>>533344420
I consider the US asking goat herders for a ceasefire a defeat

>>533343865
price of oil is down, that's the only thing drumpf cares about

>>533344957
>y-you're a.... *sobs* says the increasingly raped and demoralized gook

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>>533344689
the only ones getting thrown off buildings are faggot leftists and fags you expected to overthrow the iranian regime

Will we live forever?

What's going to happen soon?

Does god have a plan for me?

What advantages did god leave in secret for us?

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>>533343865

>>533345071
it's already going back up lol

>>533345135
the rapecope from you niggers is fucking pathetic.

>>533345090
uhoh, it's unleashed it's greentexting headcannon

>>533345219
yeah no throw more ESL ad hominem at me, it won't un-rape the irgc

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>>533345216
huh

>>533344451
I call it gook

>>533345280
if they're anything like hamas, they've already replenished their ranks, because you don't have the balls to conduct a total war type campaign, pussy

>>533345362
whatabout agent ramirez

>>533345280
irgc is still in power
because the US asked for a ceasefire
ceasefire talks included a 20 year pause on their uranium enrichment which Iran declined (which means their nuclear program is STILL not destroyed)

I consider this a ginormous defeat. next up: cücking away yet again from the Houthis

>>533345307
>huuuuh? hUUUUHHHHH?
totally nigger smug pepe face. Vomit some more rapecope at me.

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>>533345482

>>533344420
>Iran closes strait
>Trump begs, pleads, lies, threatens, kvetches, confabulates
>Iran does nothing
>strait is still closed
>claim total win for Trump

>>533345391
>they've already replenished their ranks
FROM WHERE,. YOU RETARDED FUCKING GOOK
THEY'RE POPULATION IS FUCKING SLIMING THEM OUT TO IDF AND THE US.
What world do you live in other than giggling to yourself in your padded room you fucking nigger dipshit??? Are you even real?
please continue your 3rd-world glazing rapecope.

>>533345601
they have a large population, just like you russian faggots and can keep throwing bodies like it's nothing

>>533345601
It's a military organization bro, the next guy steps up and it's no big deal. Iran is a country of 90 million people.

I'm more concerned regarding the proposed $20 billion deal to buy Iran's uranium.
Like, what's stopping Iran from just mining more uranium in secret?

>>533345446
>gives up
>they won
keep pumping out that rapecope and make sure you hold down little greta for your mozzie hoards buddy, you're a slave to the goatfuckers that invaded you, i'll take your 3/5ths of an opinion into account

Trump just gave a short pussy presser after he got off the plane, doesn't sound very confident

>>533344307
I should rewatch this movie. I loved it when I was young

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>>533345769
imports millions of rapejeets into america turning texas into a colony of india

>>533345673
I thnink it's really funny that you think i'm Russian, classic 3rd world rapecope.

>>533345769
who "gave up".
if Iran "gave up" their government would have been dismantled.
If the US was close to victory why would they ask for a ceasefire?

Would the US ask for a ceasefire in 1945 during the Battle of Cologne? That makes zero sense

by all metrics, this is the biggest and most pathetic defeat in the last 60 years since Vietnam

>>533345673
it helps to laugh about things that hurt, doesn't it :^)

>>533345926
they're gaslighting everyone because the materials not flowing from that part of the world should have everyone panicking, especially the fertilizer which will cause mass starvation and famine in places like india and china, because they depend on it, more mass migration is on the menu

>>533343865
>KEK KAKAROOO

is this the text equivalent of that cringy chuckle people do when they realize they're wrong? like, did you realize you're just lying to yourself mid post?

>>533345926
Maybe because they want some Iranians left after the towelheads are gone to cooperate with
imagine that
an iran that was friendly with US and Israel
you fucking niggers would REALLY want to kill yourselves then

>>533346116
its' this faggot board and jannies censoring the slang for cuckhold, im not that obsessed enough to keep a checklist of which boards do it and don't or if it's just with making new threads
getting really desperate for criticism aren't you

>>533346113
>they're gaslighting everyone
that's what you're laughably trying to do right now and you're really fucking bad at it
because you're really fucking stupid.

>>533346260
you fucking suck and you're retarded, it's funny to see you get progressively more upset. Nothing to kekw about now huh, you delusional fucking faggot

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>>533346286
>no, you
lol

>>533346187
the towelheads arent gone
because the US asked for a ceasefire while they were supposedly "winning"

and because of the, now failed, ceasefire talks we know that their uranium enrichment program is still active and not destroyed.

so neither the mullahs are gone
neither the missiles/drones are gone
neither the uranium is gone

thats a 0/3 my guy, I consider this a complete failure

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>you fucking suck and you're retarded, it's funny to see you get progressively more upset. Nothing to kekw about now huh, you delusional fucking faggot

>>533346393
the towelheads aren't gone but every other towelhead around them wants them gone, I think it'll sort itself out (voilently)
hope they Gadaffi every single one of those faggots on a cross.

Noway Iran can walk away from this now. Israel and ZOG are as weak as they’re going to be in like ever. This could actually be the end of international jewry’s hold on America.

the irgc controls iran and trump is negotiating with a puppet with no backing, power or support

>>533346545
>it will sort itself out somehow
Its great that we can agree that Operation Gay-dick Furry was a strategic failure

>>533344990
I just showed this image at my gas station and asked them to redeem 50% discount for gas. They asked me to leave.

>>533346912
physical oil is being bought at 150 dollars or more a gallon, right now lol

>>533343865
were are proofs ?

the first passenger ship to transit the strait since the closure today was an empty cruise ship close to the oman coast, lol priorities

>>533343865
Trump is a Jewish nigger.

>>533347072
just make up what you want to believe at this point, it changes by the minute

>>533343865
But the WTI oil price doesn't lie? The economy isn't a fake game for rich people to scam us?

I don't get it. He's manipulating the market, I assume for his own investment purposes.
Isn't that illegal?

>>533347196
of course, not
everything is on the up and up
trump speech soon

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>Strait's COMPLETELY ope...aac-ACK!
COMPLETE AND UTTER TRUMP HUMILIATION

Strait is still closed
TOTAL AND COMPLETE MAGA HUMILIATION

trump lost again

TOTAL TRUMP CAPITULATION
MAGA ARE CVCK FAGGOTS

Tankers need to HAVE COURAGE

>>533351232
can you sound less raped please

>>533343865
Ofc he lied. People love his lies. They hope and beg for them.

>>533351323
cry more, bitch
trump lost

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>>533351360
>FEED ME, DADDY

>>533343865

Ok cool. Youre still a lil dicked insect whom is gonna suffer FAR more than the USA.

seething so hard he started reddit spacing
you're a nigger

>>533344420
Low effort b8 but I'll bite. Trump won by taking out half of the world's fertilizer, 1/5th of the world's oil, and 1/3rd of the world's natural gas while getting nothing that he wanted in return? Now we're just pissing off the Nips and the Eurocucks and pushing them out of our sphere of influence and into China's. The worst thing about Trump 2.0 is that while it's been too late for a decade in a half to save America, there's still time to save most of Europe from South Africanization and Trump is dragging down far right nationalism globally.

>>533352029
>Ok cool. Youre still a lil dicked insect whom is gonna suffer FAR more than the USA.

shut the fuck up jew

>trump bombs iran
>suddenly tons of pro sandnigger anti-american shills from the far east
>all of whom speak perfect english
totally organic

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>>533344205

>>533352673
Nobody gives a fuck about Eurovision its really really gay

>>533343865
34 posts
What a spaz

>>533355131
>>533355782
Korean King posting this

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> the civil faction wants to essentially "surrender"
> IRGC faction wants to fight till the last faggot standing
What now?

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>>533356209

Is the US just going to let Iran control the strait and charge $2 million per ship? Because that's Iran's final answer, unless the US thinks it wants to do something about it, besides be a angry orange.

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>>533356564
Dow 60k by eoy

>>533355867
I love this bald nigga. He is hilarious.

>>533356792
Why the fuck not, it's like 2 cents a barrel. Unsanction their oil and it barely fucking matters.

>>533356792
some sort of ground operation will come eventually, they had that article the other day with them detailing how rifles will have a new optic that helps them shoot down fpv drones by stopping it from firing unless you were perfectly lined up with the optic's triangulation, they're changing military doctrine on the fly to secure some technological advantage, this is like retard desert storm

>>533357022
That shit is not gonna be widespread used lol and if it is Marines will start breaking it on purpose. It sounds retarded.

>>533356564
Selective murder until America (the greatest nation ever) gets what it needs from them (unconditional surrender)

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>>533357022
I still want to believe my government won't be stupid to do that, but the only way to fix this country is to humble it first unfortunately.

>>533357099
the only way you can fight those fpv kamikaze drones is by dominating the battle space with your own drone swarms and quickly hunting down the other drone teams in the area, or having your own counter drones with either those specialized shotgun shell recoilless tubes or net guns attached and we're still not there for mass implementation, the only countries that could pull something like that off is china and the usa in a quick time span and at a large enough scale and as you can see the usa is being led by an orange kike slave bent on destroying the country he's supposed to be leading and protecting

>>533355867
This nigger lies more than Netanyahu. Quite an accomplishment.

>>533343865
I've noticed that our media outlets are now using a lot of airquotes "" when they report on whatever Trump is saying. In Britain, using quotation marks like this means whatever is being said is likely to be proven otherwise. Are any other anons countries media and/or governments now openly acknowledging everything Trump says is a lie?

>>533357562
They can't even accept Ukraine's help with dealing with iran's dorito drones, they are absolutely going to throw those soldiers into battle without the proper equipment and war fighting capability

>>533357747
What we've seen from the american media and financial institutions over the last two weeks should be grounds for serious criminal prosecutions and jailings pertaining to mass financial fraud and yellow journalism when it comes to how they've reported on the contrary statements each side is making, things are not on the up and up, something is fundamentally broken and being exploited, maybe being done at the start with good intentions to quell panic, but this is out of control

>>533344307
lol this nigga is from virgin islands
this nigga's a virgin
lmao

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>>533343865
IM FUCKING MISERABLE

>>533358009
Third worlder cope will never not be hilarious.

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>>533358271

>>533358288
trump has lost a small to medium sized country's airforce in just a couple of weeks, disregards and dismisses his own intelligence service and allies pointing out how china and russia are aiding iran with targeting data and everything pertaining to that failed operation to steal iran's enriched uranium has gone deathly silent considering how they were crowing from the rooftops about the success of the venezuela operation to kidnap maduro, which leads me to believe that american special forces took an extreme buttfucking they are covering up, how many american personnel were killed and injured during that botched operation

>>533358671
You people come up with the strangest cope.
Are you one of those people who believe hospitals in Germany are packed full of injured American soldiers?

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>>533358895
are you referencing the nato generals, russia supposedly took out years ago, you're fucking pathetic for trying to label me a russian shill
still haven't realized trump works for the benefit of russia and there's some wierd axis of entanglement going on between israel with them, probably something to do with the two million russians living in israel

>>533343865
This is so embarrassing, how did miga saddle us with someone this stupid.

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>>533359140
all part of the plan

>>533358895
Oh my god, shut the fuck up Jew.

Guys you have to manifest the straight open. Sending positive vibes that way.

>>533359015
Lmao you believed that bullshit didn’t you?
>>533359533
>AHHH UR A JEW JEW JEW JEW
Cry for me nigger.

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>OPEN THE STRAIT!

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>>533359812
It was 6 gorillion nato generals

>>533359965
I’m looking forward to you guys coping for the rest of the year. Peak entertainment.

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>>533360035
what guys do you think im associated with

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>STRAIT IS CLOSED

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Why does no one care that just the fertilizer not flowing from that strait is probably going to cause mass starvation and famines
We're weeks away from the rice planting season and a sizable population of the planet depends on it for sustenance
Is everyone going to be ok with the possible mass migration that's going to come from this

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>>533361522

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>>533361522
People are too retarded. The smart ones are content in their positions running from Asia, Africa and Europe, or desperately trying to get out before shit hits the fan.

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Only cares about the stock market, the helium and liquid natural gas from the strait are not shipping and that runs the semi conductor fabs the entire american tech industry depends on for everything they do, which has in turn made the stock market soar to new and newer heights
Nothing ever happens?

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Did you guy's know depicting yourself as Christ is the only unforgivable sin

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Were ships clustered by the exit near the Iranian channel like this a few days ago? Are they prepositioning to potentially be allowed through?