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>Labour MP's aide and former Stevenage councillor spared jail over indecent images of children
https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2026-04-17/labour-mps-aide-spared-jail -over-500-indecent-images-of-childr en
>No evidence Epsom rape took place as reported, say police
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyxp4q5k93o
>Who is Olly Robbins? Meet the former Brexit bogeyman who now represents the biggest threat to Starmer
https://archive.is/OhuxY
>Badenoch says Starmer's position untenable as PM 'furious' he wasn't told Mandelson failed vetting
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn53pnd5wr0t
>Starmer: UK and France to lead mission in Strait of Hormuz when war ends
https://nation.cymru/news/starmer-uk-and-france-to-lead-mission-in-str ait-of-hormuz-when-war-ends/
>Government restates opposition to rent controls in clear split with Greens
https://thenegotiator.co.uk/news/regulation-law-news/government-restat es-opposition-to-rent-controls-in-c lear-split-with-greens/
>Welsh Tories attack Reform over independence stance after Farage backs Scottish referendum
https://nation.cymru/news/welsh-tories-attack-reform-over-independence -stance-after-farage-backs-scottish -referendum/
Polls:
https://www.pollcheck.co.uk/gb-polls
Party donors:
https://donation.watch/en/unitedkingdom
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>You're talking a- I- I've never heard any- such bo-! What do you mean you couldn't believe it?
>This woman had a pork chop stuck to her arse for five years, you mental case! Course she didn't!
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Sorry I forgot
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>>533346660
lol, lmao
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>>533346799
I realised I was risking people downloading dodgy shit over my IP.
I was invested in mysterium for a while. Did well out of it. Ran a node for about a year but ultimately didn't need the money so the risk wasn't worth taking.
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>>533346884
lol u wont do shit. we run your streets faggot
>>533346811
last time i looked it was your women who were obsessed with jeets and niggers. subhuman slags.
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>>533346660
guys (jews) there is thread for this shite somewhere else probably
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More Political Noncery
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>third worlder hiding behind a memeflag is a genuine brainlet
Shocker
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgAX-IYlQoU&
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>MYST
Were a good game that. Didnt know you could trade it though, have to dig out my old copy
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>>533347363
I've got your plural right here cunt
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>rachel reeves to launch 'AI hubs' across Britain to make britain a world leader in AI technology. AI hubs will consist of school computers running windows 10 with chat gpt installed on internet explorer. stephen fry has hailed the move as the best thing since paddington bear!
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>>533346104
You limey bastards are fucked beyond wall repair.
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>>533347247
When the IP is shared legally it is just a conduit.
Many people take out a dedicated IP for running a node. Keeping it separate from their personal.
Like I said. It was a hobby for me.
Are you the floorwine spacker? You sound like the floorwine spacker.
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I reckon half of these "nonces" were just downloading random slags from twitter or something and plod say they're kids cos they look young kek. its the same logic as if you slip the finger in some bar slag and it turns out she was in with a fake ID. doesn't matter that you didn't know or that she was the one who initiated or that she looked 24, you're a noooooooooooooooooooooooonce
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>1749974937499548.jpg
KEK
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>>533347650
Well they were shorter back then, and with the importation of the replacement runt class, this wall will serve it's purpose once again.
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because police seize them when they're arrested?
>>533347992
shut up nonce
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>>533347378
wow that is some very good music with 9.4k likes and 330k views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHbdYT8U_r4
completely normal... you hear this in any normal city or location
man, is the whole internet just AI fake the whole time? reality is too? guess the new era is well and truly here! yabra kadyabra dabyra doorya!
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Its funny, /mu/ thinks theyre industry plants
>i know whatll take off - looped microtonal math rock instrumentals!
The band have been around for years evolving to the current state. Previous rawer incarnation
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eyD0rRZJpQc
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>>533348567
if it's real and not AI, the playing is most certainly out of this world
but it is non-melodic and seemingly not for actual humans to enjoy
>>533348606
sounds like teletubbies on fent
>>533348630
i only listen to baddadan hindi translation because im secretly the moshiac...?
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Gas the jew
Race war now
1488
So i just got ousted as a woman hater for pointing out a potential senario
Fucking cunts, Why ask me my opinion when you know fine well you'll all seethe like fucking children the moment based shit lands
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Its not ai, guy has to tap dance on his looper pedal tho. He sometimes records loops for the next part while the current section plays
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci2HmuN9fZI&
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Shit, wrong vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7esysUK0JG8&
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So petrol prices will go down now right? Right?
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>muhammed sharia
humiliation ritual
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>>533349527
Still looks like a total clusterfuck
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>>533349724
>sheik
boomer-coded
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>>533349724
they're doing a retro opec larp
>>533349527
diesel was knocking on 2 quid round here, joke
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>>533349771
makes sense why they're pushing islam in the west now they're expecting mosiach (antichrist) to come, given that they both think belief in the deity of christ is idolatry and the penalty for that under the noahide laws will be beheading by sword (same penalty in revelation for those who refuse to take the mark)
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>Harold
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most major shipping companies running the tankers and container boats aren't moving through while they "assess" the situation despite iran saying the strait's open for commercial, non-military ships as long as they follow iran's rules
at the time of me writing this almost nobody has gone through, when or if they do it will take weeks to get here, and weeks further if not months or years to restart some of the production that was either shut down or destroyed
prolonged energy crisis is baked in even if they all move out tonight which most won't
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this, but it's worse than this because of the reasons i explain above, which i'm sure you are already aware of
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>>533350142
Underwiters wont cover them sailing through known hostile waters. That retard trump when he was on about the us govt selling ship insurance and "putting lloyds out of business", stupid cunt doesnt even know its a market...
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that french non-terrestrial superpablum gets a billion twillion views whilst masterpieces like this get like 1.1k likes
the world... is an unfair place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-iKYT0q3zA
ah well different stroke for different folk ?? still waiting on chinese food deliveroo
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nobody is moving yet while they clarify the details of the agreement with iran/elsewhere
the us navy said it doesn't completely understand to what extent the strait has been mined
a few ships got out but as far as i'm aware they were empty cargo boats, hard to say for sure and i'm not proficient in tracking boats at the best of times
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Hold on, so we were all supposed to attack Iran when they were the ones doing the blockade so therefore now it's the Americans apparently solely doing the blockade we should all gang up and attack them, right?
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also this
>U.S. Navy has deployed three active minesweeping-capable vessels to the region, though none are currently confirmed inside the Strait of Hormuz itself
>Iran is reported to have laid between 1,000 and 3,000 mines in the strait, a number that some estimates suggest could be as high as 6,000, far exceeding the capacity of the limited U.S. mine-countermeasures force available
Starmer said he will help deal with the mines "once it's safe", but we don't even have any navy ships capable
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>if the shoe fits
Okay
In the nature of fair play i will entertain this argument as such is my morality.
I will be honest, Your conclusion suggests bias in the form of communist indoctrination.
And in such an event.... Me and you will find each other on a battlefield as history has shown us. So i offer parley. Let us learn form the previous mistakes of inferior generations past.
For are we not, Children of the age of information?
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indeed, indeed
iran says they will not allow military boats to come in, and to the best of my knowledge none has tried
even the usn sat very far away out of range, and a lot of their friendly ports are in the strait they can't access, and are destroyed/damaged anyway
trump says the blockade on anything to and from iranian ports stands
iran says that is a breach of ceasefire and they'll shut the strait again if it's not lifted
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it would be extremely difficult to get an lasting agreement between just iran and america but if you add in the complicating factors of lebanon, israel and gaza it's almost impossible for the current roster of diplomats to accomplish
there's going to be a lot of trouble
my advice is this: stack deenz, rice and beans plus glass bottled water for drinking and plastic bottled water for everything else
stack it hard
get medicines you might need and get gas cannisters to cook and boil water if we lose power
coleman do good ones
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I've got this on while watching atomic shrimp prattle on about bay leaves
https://youtu.be/cHn--zgITl4
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Oh no the spirt of Jazz has returned
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There was literally no way to see this coming.
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Not heard any new updates so I'll go with what I know
Scummer coppers preyed on the public fear and put out a warning that a woman had been gang raped. Knowing it was a fake crime they allowed the public to become angry.
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Jeet colleagues keep asking me who I'm going to vote for and get mad at me for not voting Reform.
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I would download a fishing boat, pretty comfy game so far
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>indie games trying not to be degen and include fetishes like bestiality for 5 seconds
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Apparently there are type 1 carcinogens in red meat. Honestly i have no clue what that means, sounds like vegan propaganda.
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err yeah fish breed thats how they reproduce, I know that’s an alien concept for you haha
(also got the fish shaped captcha(based))
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I know a vegan and it basically comes down to "well we dont want to abuse animals and we are perfectly healthy anyways"
I told them its a suicide cult. They tell me that meat eaters live shorter lives than vegans. Which is obviously deluded
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yeah very funny its the first mission dickhaed, have done it now any. new little carp to add to the team
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I didnt dare get into religion ethics with them but i doubt they have a solid stance on kosher and halal or any other foreign practices.
To be honest, veganism is sort of racist, because they are disgusted by how foreigners eat dogs, weird raw fish and basically anything not wrapped in plastic and put on a shelf, with little care for germ theory or western nutritional guidelines.
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I dont mind vegans if they come out and say they dont want to eat meat due to not wanting to hurt animals, I can respect that. I hate the fuckers who say they are healthy though and the Green fuckers who push for less meat on shop shelves.
Go read about mTOR right now and it will explain a few things, like how some people look 40 despite being 20 and cancer rates rising in younger people. And remember that under green regime your mTOR levels will be high constantly.
The Greens will slowly fucking kill you and your family in one of the most horrible ways if they get their way
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The bone i have to pick with veganism is that i myself was a vegeterian/piscetarian for brief time on my teenage years. In just the same way being indoctrinated by LGBT will fuck you up, so does (probably more) malnourishing yourself in adolescence. Though i don't put a lot of weight on it. Plenty of people who were malnourished in their youth can still turn it around. The broader "balanced diet" of 70% useless crap is still harming society, it's just not in the same way. Slop imitating real food and keeping your brain hooked, is also what vegans are doing with "plant based alternatives", which have less toxins maybe, but are probably still less nutritious than your average tin of chopped up horse meat mixed with bugs and gamer girl bathwater.
And ofcourse people who who grew up on very processed slop are going to feel better when they are simply opting not to eat anything at all.
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(Ofcourse being vegan before your teenage years will fuck you up even more my point is basically that they want to make it so you are being starved straight out of the womb, in the same way a similarly insane person will decide whether their child is a boy or a girl or non binary before theyve even said their first words)
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How do you pirate games on steam? Don't you use a torrent?
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Try this link:
https://store.steampowered.com/tags/fr/Pirates/
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By proscribing the IRGC. Iran, and it's terrorist proxies like Palestine Action are the greatest threat this country has ever faced..
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Sausages
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mess with the best
>>533359390
what's got you up at this hour?
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slag
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Gammons got egg on their faces..
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eh
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Need these over here to catch BAMEs
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the police wouldn't lie would they?
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Police and media lied about the migrant being the victim
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>>533363448
Reform.
The amount of seethe caused by reform getting one seat would be priceless. Reform becoming the main opposition party would cause death by seethe. Many instances.
SNP are going to get the most seats. They might not get a majority so will have to from a coalition with the greens. Labour, conservatives and reform all have a chance of becoming the main opposition.
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alright