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>>533348043
That's not even the worst part
https://www.axios.com/2026/04/17/iran-us-deal-20-billion-frozen-funds-uranium

People forget Iran is actually not stupid. they are TEMPORARILY letting the strait "Open" because it's still closed because of Trump.
Of course it's a Friday evening and media manipulation is pumping out "THE STRAIT IS OPEN" headlines, when:
1. Temporarily
2. The US is still blocking it.

>>533348112
but it's iran's money

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>>533348112
gay panicans will still be crying about the iran war a year after it's over

But the dip you fucking retarded niggers

>>533348192
We're still paying reparations to them and not the other way around. There's no way to spin this like it's not humiliating

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>>533348043
>we'll have to straiten it out
rofl

>Negotiating with jews
>Expect them to honor their word

>>533348043

did trump issue this statement after markets closed?

>>533348208
>panicans
Only in this reality could a retarded orange faggot come up with the most kindergarten-level insults, only to have his even more retarded followers parrot them like the unoriginal fuckwits they are.

>>533348394
You lost, tranny timmy.

>>533348394
malding pussy. sad!

>>533348491
Case in point. Fucking retards, all of you.

naval blockade against iranian ports is continuation of the war. and israel doesn't give a shit about any deals and ceasefires, ensuring that nothing lasting will be ever signed or agreed on.

>>533348043
Lol love that this faggot is pretending like he's doing the blockade. God what a pathetic cuck

>>533348613
The world needs to declare war on Israel for their transgressions.

>>533348542
Keep up better. 3…2…1… GO!

>>533348043
>following geopolitical events through tweets resumes JUST IN!
>tweet quotes
>first post is a mainstream media headline screen, axios on top of it SCOOP!

reddit thread. slide thread.

>>533348491
We're all losing you fucking dumbass

>>533348112
republicans lost their minds when it was said obama gave them a billion dollars, which only amounted to 400 million for an infinitely better deal than whatever the orange pedo has planned or has already wasted with a pointless war, depleted american missile stockpile and increased gas prices and general price increases across the entire global economy

>>533348043
The Iranian leadership is so distorted and "decentralized" right now that I personally believe that Trump is speaking with a different "faction" that he thinks is best. Remember when the Iranians also said that there was no deal talks between them and the Americans in Pakistan and that it was all a lie made up by Trump, yet a delegation showed up and they had a meeting?

The Iranian leadership is all sorts of fucked right now. I don't know who to believe.

>>533348043
It's basically criminal fraud on a global scale, pumping the market before it closes with complete and utter lies. The Iranians as usual have no idea what he's even talking about.

>>533348249
heh

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>>533348043
he is literally just making shit up so Barron can insider trade

>>533349256
He's "making shit up" because you hate him.

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>>533348112
>criticize iran deal under obama for unfreezing assets of a couple million dollars
>than do this shit

>>533348152
The US is only blocking ships from Iranian ports you retard. The rest of the traffic from non-Iranian ports is not being blocked by the US.

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>>533348112
Lmao
One eight eight Cash-For-Rocks, dial one eight eight cash-for-rocks! Is it glowing and good for throwing, dial one eight eight cash-for-rocks.

Oh also this is a much better deal for Iran than Obama would have ever dreamed of giving. Really, there should be a golden Trump statue in Tehran and his name should be celebrated by the Ayatollah. Made out like bandits and were giving control over the entire strait.
The niggershart of the faggotdeal, great stuff Don Tzu.

>>533348043
He just lies but you and the people hoping love it.

>>533348912
That's the problem with their decentralized system after a decapitation strike. Plus the new guy is probably still in a coma.

>>533348249
Delete "of them".

>>533349329
nah he was making shit up back when we supported him too
what happened to jail her up?

>>533348394
They don't realize they are talking about about Trump voters. "Former" Trump voters now I guess lmao.
Insulting your entire base will surely bring victory in the midterms.

>>533349502
Like the ceasefire was a lie, like the meeting in Pakistan was a lie? Give it up, you bownoid shill, you lost. Also, I'm not a jew or a kike, or whatever you want to call them, and I denounce the torah and talmud, and I'm Whiter than you.

>>533348208
>panicans
What a clucky, shit, forced meme of a word.

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>>533349629
>Like the ceasefire was a lie, like the meeting in Pakistan was a lie? Give it up, you bownoid shill, you lost. Also, I'm not a jew or a kike, or whatever you want to call them, and I denounce the torah and talmud, and I'm Whiter than you.

>>533349629
Whoa calm down buddy, this shit got you anxious? Lol, doubt you on the whiteness.

>>533348112
Uranium the russians extracted from Niger after the russian backed military coup .

>>533349567
nah, his version is less niggerish

>>533348043
>>533348112
I'd laugh if the consequences of his idiocy wouldn't be so devastating.

>>533348383
Doesn't he always?

>>533348242
Yea there's no way they will pay reparations along with leaving the middle east
Simply isn't happening

>>533348542
>>533348796
Only timmies lost

>>533349541
Why aren't people taking that into consideration when it comes to these reports of there being talks between the Americans and Iranians? I believe their hatred for us and Trump is so far gone that they just don't care.

>>533349596
No, you weren't because no one has supported him since he sat in the throne. Only MAGA mouths are fuck riding him. But even then I stay locked in on what the reality is.

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>>533348043
oh noes
he lied again
who could have ever thought

What's Iran's game? They had the cards and folded with the expectation that American and Israel aren't just going to try and kill them all again at the earliest convenience?

>>533349754
>>533349761
How about you muslim niggers denounce the koran and say mohammed was a pedo faggot that got ass blasted by zuttts? If you don't it only proves you are muslim faggots.

>>533349894
>fuck
dick*
>in
on*

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>>533348043
He done did it again that old rascal

>>533349406
The sheer amount of malicious misinformation is crazy.

>>533349894
nah i posted memes supporting him during first term and he pissed all over his promises meaning he was making shit up
and then he's just been making more shit up ever since

>>533350014
>They had the cards and folded
They haven't folded at all. Trump is lying about a deal. Iran has just agreed to initiate talks and nothing else. They even said it could potentially take several weeks before anything happens.

>>533348112
They would obviously blow them up in transit if Iran actually take the deal but it still funny.

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>>533350050
>How about you muslim niggers denounce the koran and say mohammed was a pedo faggot that got ass blasted by zuttts? If you don't it only proves you are muslim faggots.

>>533350110
Look, another dumbfuck that decides to throw away the truth because he hates the fat orange fuck. What that anon said is true.

>>533350210
So pools still closed?

>>533350229
See, you are just a muslim nigger. You can't say anything bad about your koran or your faggot prophet.

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>>533350302
Yes

>>533348912
I think Trump is talking to pakistani scammers who have convinced him that they have the best deal with the iranians ever lined up.

It's the geopolitical version of your 80 year old grandpa falling for a pig butchering scam

iVE STOCKED UP ON STORABLE FOOD.

>>533350302
Iran's official statement is that it's "open" but only to ships that they accept and get $2 million from, and only for the remainder of the ceasefire.

So you could argue that it's technically open, but you could also argue that it's technically not.

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>>533348043
Funny how this comes out exactly a couple hours after the oil market closed. Everything he says is market manipulation. Nothing more.

>>533350229
Also, If those are jews in that photo then I don't know what you think that's going to do to me? I just laugh at them, I don't care about kikes or muslims, I'm actually White. I'd love it if jews and muslims just killed each other.

>>533350232
No. I was agreeing with that guy. I think Trump has done brilliantly to make Iran capitulate without boots on the ground.

>>533350365
Yeah we are fucked for the next... 10 years? I guess 10 years. That's usually how long oil crises take.

>>533350491
Maybe the UK govt will decided to drill our North Sea oil, ha ha.

>>533350466
Iran hasn't capitulated. Update your script. Trump lied again.

>>533350466
I hope you're being sarcastic because Iran hasn't capitulated shit. Do you not get it? Trump is making all of this up out of whole cloth. The market boost is totally illusory. No ships are getting out of the strait.

>Iran makes agreement in private
>chicken out and don't want to look like wimps to their own people who they have been amping up
>go against their own word for the xth time and claim they never caved and are actually in the dominant negotiating position
rinse and repeat.

The jews and neocons are right for the wrong reasons, the only reasonable outcome is to just glass the entire nation.

>>533348242
>paying reparations
>with their money
>which you stole
Stereotypically niggerish and jewish behaviour, as expected from mutts

>>533348043
Conman cons again?
color me surprised

>>533349406
> rest of the traffic from non-Iranian ports is not being blocked by the US
May we see the traffic?

>>533350560
Apply Occam's Razor to this entire situation and you'll instantly see that it's Trump that's lying about everything, because he constantly lies about everything.

>>533348043
market prices were manipulated. that's all that matters to them. gypsies and grifters control the world.

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>>533350316
>See, you are just a muslim nigger. You can't say anything bad about your koran or your faggot prophet.
>>533350434
>Also, If those are jews in that photo then I don't know what you think that's going to do to me? I just laugh at them, I don't care about kikes or muslims, I'm actually White. I'd love it if jews and muslims just killed each other.

>>533350530
We've drilled nearly all of it and there's very little left.

>North Sea oil production is a declining resource, with approximately 93% of its extractable oil and gas already removed as of March 2026, leaving limited reserves that represent a very small fraction of global demand. Remaining proven reserves are around 3.3 billion barrels of oil equivalent (boe), while total estimated potential is 9.2 billion boe, serving mostly UK domestic needs.

We need to get off oil as far as possible because tying ourselves to a global market that shits itself when america wages wars for the jews is an obviously bad idea.

>>533350553
>No ships are getting out of the strait.
Then explain the Celestyal Discovery? A fucking cruise ship made it through the strait today. There are also reports of several tanker ships making it through. Let me guess, next you will post a snippet of time lapse satellite data that doesn't show the whole day as your proof?

>>533350401
Define "open". There.

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>>533348043
Right on schedule

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>>533350553
Yes, lets trust the Iranians word, a bunch of radical islamists.
Makes sense a bong would though, recently convert did ya guvnor?

>>533350560
Or the pakis are lying or that trump is lying.

>>533350843
>Yes, lets trust the Iranians word
We're in such a clown world that Iran's word is genuinely more legitimate than Trump's word, by far.

>>533349368
funny how chuds dont care about anything unless fox news tells them to

>>533348112
Looks like uranium fever is BACK baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMqxcdxE0E

>>533350466
The assumed hostility of the anon you responded to is an intended effect of the malicious disinfo you referenced in your initial post.
This stuff truly is an issue.

>>533350901
HAHAHAHA

Good one, mohammed.

>>533350901
Only if you’re legitimately retarded. Anyone with sense can see many cases where Iran has openly lied during this conflict.

For example: trying to unilaterally add Lebanon to the ceasefire agreement, after already agreeing to the ceasefire.

>>533348208
>gay panicans will still be crying about the iran war a year after it's over
unironically this
they were harping on muh supply chain breakdowns years after the plandemic where there weren't any breakdowns in the first place
they were still talking about a soon to come covid recession well in to 2024

>>533350807
>There are also reports of several tanker ships making it through.

>>533350843
You don't need to trust the Iranians. We can see where the ships are. They aren't getting through. This isn't something Trump or braindead MAGA retards can spin. Either there is a ship or there isn't a ship.

The Iranians have proven their words to be trustworthy, Trump constantly makes shit up. Iranians are conservative muslims but hate radical Salafists by the way, they jailed ISIS and Al Qaeda.

>>533351052
(addendum)
i'm also calling now that blompfensteelzken will win the midterms

>>533350938
Its crazy. We got danish and english anons believing the word of non whites over Trump, a white. Its crazy!

>>533348208
>panicans
federal agent.
this post was made by a federal agent.
non-feds do not, will not, and have not ever used that word once. it is a word exclusive to federal agents.

>>533351108
It’s become impossible to tell if they’re being purposely malicious or if they’re just a victim of the information op.

why do people even take his tweets at face value, he's been lying for 4 months straight. They rejected the deal to give up uranium by the way

>>533350988
>Good one, mohammed.
I'm literally as white as you can possibly be. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 185cm, not a single non-white in my entire family tree archives going back to the year 1200.

>>533351038
>Anyone with sense can see many cases where Iran has openly lied during this conflict
They have been weasel-like a couple of times, but they haven't outright lied. Meanwhile Trump has literally constantly fucking lied since the beginning. In fact, since BEFORE the beginning. Remember June 2025 when USA bombed Iran and the entire government kept claiming that Iran's nuclear capabilities had been "OBLITERATED" and "pushed back 100 years"? It's even on the fucking white house pages still, look for yourself - https://www.whitehouse.gov/releases/2025/06/irans-nuclear-facilities-have-been-obliterated-and-suggestions-otherwise-are-fake-news/

>thread 1003 about orange man being bad
Why are my liberals such whiny faggots? Is it because liberalism is dominated by females?

>>533351119
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
panican
>panican
where's your god now?
>inb4 fed
>inb4 he didn't write "panicans"

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>>533349406
>>533350840

>>533351108
"White" is an American concept that arose because culturally marooned European colonists in America needed to distinguish themselves from black slaves. The English and the French and the Germans are utterly different from each other. No real European would accept the concept of whiteness.

>>533349368
Obama wasn't ALSO bombing them when he was paying them, this is a NEW STRATEGY

>>533351217
> They have been weasel-like a couple of times
False. I gave you a very explicit example of them lying. Funny you bring up the uranium because they’ve been lying about that as well.

>>533348043
How do people still fall for it? Everything he says is done to manipulate the stock market. He has created a literal money machine for his friends and family.

>>533348912
I think trump is a total piece of jew shit liar and I cannot comprehend why, at this late date, you're still giving that orange nigger the benefit of the doubt.

>>533351217
> Blonde hair, blue eyes
You know what they say. Dumb blonde is a meme for a reason.

>>533351281
it was just to see if you were a human or 3/5ths of a human (negro)

>>533350647
the zoom out motives don't make as much sense for the US to be lying. America would be getting heavily pressured by Israel to continue the bombing campaign, that they have not appears to indicate that they are offering an olive branch to Iran.
Iran were clearly spooked by the effective US blockade of their ports which brought them quickly back to the negotiating table for compromise.

Neither of us know what both party are saying in private but I believe strongly that Iran are singing a very different tune in private but just can't help themselves, they need to saber rattle to their jihadi population to prevent a violent coup.

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>>533348043
Art of the shart.

>>533351378
>False. I gave you a very explicit example of them lying
Your example was literally the messiest three-way(or even four-way) discussion where apparently the pakis gave one set of rules to Iran, one set of rules to Trump and a whole third to Israel. Because of the nature of how fucked up this entire thing was, it's not a valid example to draw any kind of conclusion from.

If you want to give me some other examples, go ahead.

>>533351281
The general Europa crowd talks about whiteness quite often. The synthetic EU culture has adopted whiteness as a unifying attribute in their attempt to manifest their dream of a unified Europe.

But generally I agree with you. Whiteness is an American concept.

>>533351465
>Iran were clearly spooked by the effective US blockade of their ports
this is a hallucination
Iran hasn't capitulated shit to the US """blockade"""
if you ignored trump's retarded truth social posts what's changed? NOTHING.

>>533348043
Trump just found a way to make millions a week by just posting things on Xitter. No way he's going to kill this golden goose. It's going to be like this until they put him and his kike family in prison for insider trading.

>>533351534
No anon. Iran quite literally agreed to one set of terms, then went to their own people and added the point about the ceasefire applying to Lebanon.
They then used this addendum that they unilaterally added to not hold up their part of the ceasefire regarding an opened strait, which they chose to toll instead.

This is quite literally why we blockaded their ass. They overplayed their hand and lost their only card to play.

>>533351553
You’re coping. Irans funding is absolutely fucked by the blockade, and it also removes their ability to enforce a toll on the strait.

>>533348394
That's what a Panican would say

>>533351553
>Iran hasn't capitulated shit to the US """blockade"""
Their naval traffic came to a complete halt lad, their trading partner spat the dummy online but then didn't follow through on threats.
Again, an example of Iran talking tough to pacify their domestic audience but acting very differently.

At this point it even looks like they were lying about the mines

>>533351610
This is the most powerful cope of the anti Trump crowd. You guys have been accusing him of this for over a year yet we have zero actual evidence to support the accusations.

>>533351661
>Iran quite literally agreed to one set of terms, then went to their own people and added the point about the ceasefire applying to Lebanon.
What are you basing this on? What kind of evidence do you have?

>This is quite literally why we blockaded their ass
The US blockade is literally just because Trump is fumbling in the dark and acting like a child. He couldn't open the strait, so now he's making it appear as if it's USA's decision to close the strait. Stop acting like it was some kind of 5D calculated move.

>>533351465
The motives to lie are to manipulate the market and stall for time for the next action.

>>533349625
According to trumpfags there has never been such a thing as "former Trump supporter".

>>533351697
point to a single thing Iran's capitulated on, idiot

you can't because they haven't

they're ready to wait this out as long as it takes

>>533348249
Wow look at that. You made their eyes glow and included nigger lyrics. Good job.

>>533351747
The evidence that everyone aware of the ceasefire did not include the part about Lebanon. It only surfaced after Iran started claiming Israel was breaking the ceasefire.

This fumble is how they inadvertently admitted that they are funding Hezbollah, Hamas, and the houthis.

>trump keeps lying to help my portfolio
Thank you president trump please keep lying

>>533351747
>The US blockade is literally just because Trump is fumbling in the dark and acting like a child

This isnt reddit, retard. No one reading that is going to believe that. You showed your hand.

>>533351784
>they're ready to wait this out as long as it takes
then why would they bother negotiating, Ahmed?

>>533351784
>OI POI' TAH A THIN THA IRANIANS AVE GIVEN UP GUVNAH ON ME NAN!
You are british and gay

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>>533348112
>pay reparations
>pretend you got in exchange some über weapon from them
zamn, is that how Von Hindenburg and Ludendorf kept their people satisfied?>>533349406
Unless they're Chinese, who buy 90% of their oil. Or russian, who supply most of the explod-y stuff.

>>533348152
>a civilization which has been around since Mesopotamia might know a thing or two

Yeah no shit. The Persians may not have invented chess but they damn sure popularized it and Don the Con's 33d chess moves don't work on an opponent who isn't an ignoramus. It's extremely simple to out maneuver some greedy prick who is only in it for himself.

>>533351818
>The evidence that everyone aware of the ceasefire did not include the part about Lebanon. It only surfaced after Iran started claiming Israel was breaking the ceasefire.
What evidence? Tell me exactly what evidence you have seen. Are you basing your entire belief on Trump's word?

>This fumble is how they inadvertently admitted that they are funding Hezbollah, Hamas, and the houthis.
What the fuck are you talking about? Iran has admitted to funding Hezbollah since 1982. They admitted to funding and helping Hamas during the Gaza war. The Houthis outright said that Iran was funding them the last time USA bombed Yemen. Are you a fucking bot or something? All of this has been widely known for AGES.

>>533351784
Blocking the strait. Protections for their terrorist groups. Opening the strait as a part of the ceasefire.
>they’re ready to wait this out for as long as it takes
They don’t have such luxuries. The entire state of 90m people rests on their export of oil. No funds means they are on a deadline before the country bursts into flames.

>>533351784
I mean the ceasefire is going to end soon so it's not going to just be a matter of waiting.

>>533351697
>iran is absolutely fucked by going back to how things were before the blockade when they weren't tolling
you've got to be kidding

>>533348885
Lol, Obama gave them way more than that

>>533351933
The evidence is the public statements of the gulf states, the US, the Israelis and how they all contradict the claims of Iran.

>>533351969
How many times has America and Israel bombed military or industrial infrastructure in Iran?
Iran is simply not in the same condition that it was prior to the war. Not to mention that without a navy their options for closing the strait are severely hampered.

>>533352015
>The evidence is the public statements of the gulf states, the US, the Israelis
So let me get it straight, you're choosing to believe gulf states who are purely on this for money and will do literally anything Trump says, Trump himself, and Satanyahu whose wish for 40 years has been to raze Iran to the ground? Do you not realize how fucking mental you sound?

>>533351957
The ceasefire will end but the blockade won’t.

>>533352015
think ill trust the owner of the place than someone seething and trying to get into it

>>533351947
>iran, the country that has been sanctioned for decades cannot possibly endure a few more months of hardship
yeah I'm sure the kurds will hop into gear real soon and those totally organic jew led protests are gonna change the government any day now

>>533352093
Yes, I trust the gulf states more than Iran. They haven’t been contradicting themselves constantly throughout this conflict like Iran has been.

>>533352161
>They haven’t been contradicting themselves constantly throughout this conflict like Iran has been.
Name 3 times when Iran has contradicted themselves, without referencing Trump's word(lies).

>>533352145
You’re free to do so, but that is why you don’t see what’s happening.
>>533352152
Kurds won’t do shit. The state will collapse simply due to the weight of 90m people needing to live and the state being unable to keep the peace.

>>533352089
all the US bases in the region are totally fucked and the US navy won't get within shooting distance of the strait

>>533352220
Trumps words are the words of the United States of America. They are backed up by the claims of the gulf states and Israel.

So you have to choose to believe that all of the above are lying, and that Iran (and only Iran) is telling the truth.
This is why blondes are only around for looks. We don’t let you make decisions for a reason.

>>533352226
>Kurds won’t do shit
Friendly reminder that Trump thought he could give weapons to the Kurds through CIA and then have them help launch an uprising in Iran. But instead the Kurds just took the weapons and told Trump to fuck off. ART OF THE DEAL!

>>533352258
If that’s true why can’t Iran resist the blockade? Why can’t they invade their gulf neighbors with their army to gain more leverage for the negotiations?

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>>533350568
Art of the deal baby. Exporting both jewish culture and nigger traditions

>>533352226
>due to the weight of 90m people needing to live
you absolute fuckin clown. iran is largely self sufficient due to decades of near universal boycott. the disruption of global trade affects globailized countries far more than it does iran

>>533348249
What's funny is these people will all be dead by May if they don't suck Trump's dick.

>>533352329
Israel thought that. Trump explicitly and vocally went against this plan because he did not believe the people of Iran were capable of overthrowing their government and that such an action would lead to mass casualties.

Israel was ok with the risks. Trump was not.

>>533352335
>Why can’t they invade their gulf neighbors with their army
fucking retard

>>533352292
>So you have to choose to believe that all of the above are lying
Yes, they literally are. Why would they NOT lie? It's in all their best interests to do so. The gulf states only care about money, so they lie to appease Trump. Trump lies because he has a gigantic ego and can't take a loss. Israel lies because for 40/80 years they have wanted to eradicate Iran.

Why would they NOT lie?

>>533352346
That’s simply cope. The majority of their state rests on the funds they get from their oil exports.
For instance, they can’t continue paying the IRGC rank and file without their oil exports.

Im loving this delusional migger cope itt

>>533352433
Why would Iran not lie?

>>533352458
what, are their money printers being bombed right now? fucking retard

>>533352399
>Trump explicitly and vocally went against this plan because he did not believe the people of Iran were capable of overthrowing their government and that such an action would lead to mass casualties.
Trump was LITERALLY writing on Truth Social and outright BEGGING for the people of Iran to "rise up" multiple times. He wasn't against it at all. He wanted it to happen, but quickly realized that the people of Iran did not want to do that.

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>>533348043
fake and gay? no way? that'd be like a joo move.

>>533351088
>they jailed ISIS and Al Qaeda.
>radical shi'ites don't like radical sunnis
Doesn't really say much lol

>>533352555
Yes that’s effectively what the blockade has accomplished.
>>533352567
Thats simply false. Trump has consistently told the Iranians to “remain indoors. It will be clear when you can take to the streets”.

>>533352483
>Why would Iran not lie?
Why would they lie? If they lie, the multiple gulf states, USA and Israel can all just expose their lies instantly, by showing what was actually agreed to in writing.

Yet we have never seen that happen during this entire time. CURIOUS, HUH?

>>533352226
mk well i will and lo and behold no ship has crossed. i suggest you approach this better.

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>>533348043
he lied?
this is unprecedented

>>533352619
you are a total fucking moron. jesus kill yourself

>>533352619
caspian sea status? do you ueven know what that is?

>>533352433
>everyone is lying except Iran, who is trustworthy
never allow jew derangement syndrome to get you to this point

>>533352623
>why would they lie?
Why would America lie?

>>533348112
Trump just said on Fox that this is total bs, you will never be a woman.

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>>533348043
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Market pump and dump #39283832

>>533352627
Multiple ships have crossed this week, anon.
>>533352664
i accept your concession.
>>533352670
Irrelevant. Irans oil depots are in the south along the Persian gulf. They don’t have the infrastructure to route it elsewhere.

>>533352623
I don't know I think Iran is lying right now given its trying to pretend the blockade has had zero impact on them

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>>533352766
mk anon keep coping.

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>>533352754
>Trump lied
Someone stop the presses!

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>>533352619
>Trump has consistently told the Iranians to “remain indoors. It will be clear when you can take to the streets”.
Retard.

Pic related.

>>533352778
Show me the pipelines or rail that allows them to reroute their oil from the Persian gulf to the caspean sea. You’re simply coping.

>>533352695
>Why would America lie?
Because Trump literally lies every single time he opens his mouth.

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>>533352849
lmao tehran is their biggest refinery you retard

>>533352820
Show the date.

>>533352771
It's possible they were being weasels and taking a page out of the jew book by arguing in semantics. There is a scenario where it hasn't had any impact on them at this very moment, but that it will have an impact later on.

>>533352820
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/6pji8d50h
He said this when the war started. Stay indoors until we are done.

>>533352883
What does the date matter? Are you gonna move the goalposts now that you were proven wrong?

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115888317758045915

>>533352859
That’s just cope you TDS retards resort to when you are wrong.
Why would America lie? It doesn’t help matters.
>>533352875
Incorrect.

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>>533348043
ok but he didn't lie tho
Iran agreed to everything and now they are pulling back just to save face
It's because we defeated them so heavily, nobody has ever seen anything like it

>>533352875
> Kharg Island, located 25 km off Iran's coast, is the nation's primary oil export hub, handling roughly 90% of its crude exports. It hosts massive storage tanks (approx. 33 million barrels), deep-water jetties for supertankers, and key infrastructure, including the Falat Iran Oil Company facility.
Show me the infrastructure that will handle them losing 90% of their export capacity.

>>533352929
Oh I fully believe they can carry on for at least a few months, minimum.
The question then is to what end? Because the Trump admin seems content to carry on without a care in the world.

>>533352951
>When we're done - take power, you will have the opportunity of generations
This is literally him begging for an uprising to replace the regime after their bombing runs, which was one of USA's initial goals, that they then massively failed to achieve and had to abandon.

>>533353011
can we see the agreement?

>>533352987
Oh well look at that. More than a month before the war actually started, when he explicitly said for Iranians to stay inside until America was done.

All you dumb fucks can do is lie. This is why you resort to accusing others of lying when your lies reveal themselves.

>>533353068
>when we’re done
What does this statement mean to you, anon?

>>533353135
See >>533353068

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>>533348043
>significant differences.

>>533353055
>export hub
>refinery
so dumb it hurts

>>533353176
It was in reference to the bombing runs and after Khamenei had died, like I already wrote. But you are going to be INCREDIBLY dishonest now and attempt to rewrite history and claim that he actually meant "when the war is done in many months from now" right?

>>533353184
An entire month before the war starts. When the war starts, he recommended against it. Perhaps because he saw how many protesters Iran slaughtered.
You won’t be able to lie your way to victory here, anon.
>>533353195
How are you going to export without export hubs, anon?

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>>533353078
no sorry its top secret
trust me, we want to show you but uhh.. well.. you know how these government regulations are

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>>533348112
According to Trump himself (and AI agrees), Obama unfroze just over 1.5 billion "green green money, thrown from a plane (Trump's words).

Now that the war objective is achieved (large Israeli landgrab in Lebanon for "buffer zone"), he's bribing them with 20 billion in exchange for letting us escape with the very last of our missiles.

>>533353280
You’re adding that context where it doesn’t exist. You have to do this in order to cope with picking the wrong horse in this race.

Done means done with our operation. We aren’t done yet.

>>533353318
>thinks an export hub is a refinery
>is trying to cope his failing argument
>caspian sea has multiple oil tankers moving
jesus or i guess to you trump. you need to find him

>>533349785
>I have 99 problems but a strait isn’t one of them.

>>533353377
Explain to me how Iran is going to replace 90% of their export capacity.

>>533353371
>Done means done with our operation. We aren’t done yet.
Trump expected to bomb Iran and be done with it. But because he is an piss poor leader, this has now been going for several months.

Are you genuinely going to claim that Trump's statement was telling all people of Iran to stay inside their homes for several months? Come on, man. You're so pathetic.

>>533353437
Again, you’re adding context in order to cope with why you’ve been wrong so many times throughout this conflict.

>>533350014
Iran gave demands and the American government surrender and met those demands. Nothing crazy about it. I'm sure they're prepared for a betrayal

>>533348112
in order for israel to not collapse as a nation, the
>"we got their enriched uranium!!"
is a non-negotiable part of what the the idiot Trump admin and israel set as 'win conditions' for their coalition

domestically (in israel) they are in a seething rage filled meltdown at the 'ceasefire' which is viewed almost exclusively as 'defeat', having achieved ZERO of their stated goals starting this war. ZERO

Trump desperately wants to back out of this, but without the
>"we got the uranium!!!"
he will never be allowed to do it by his jew handlers not ever

its their only remaining talking point they can claim victory on, and their entire nations future existence hinges on it

>>533353406
>cannot comprehend that the only reason it is used is for deep water super tankers\
>has now acknowledged his failed argument and has shifted completely to a new point
>does not know what the caspian sea was
>does not know about chabahar bay
>does not know about gowadar bay
lmao

>>533353280
>"when the war is done in many months from now"
don't worry, this is only a 4 day special military operation, anon

>>533353476
Answer my question. Are you genuinely going to claim that Trump's statement was telling all people of Iran to stay inside their homes for several months?

>>533353483
since the iranians got what they wanted without nukes, they can give their uranium up as a bargaining chip when they decide this farce ends, at whatever price they want the americans to pay.

it could even be something like, leave the uranium in the nuclear sites and say the nuclear sites are chinese owned now. so they're formally out of iranian control and now if america bombs them it starts a war with china.

>>533353494
I’m still waiting on you to show me the infrastructure that is going to fill in 90% of irans export capacity.
>>533353513
Yes. Trump iterated this point several times in order to counteract the existing plan that Israel concocted, which would have led to mass casualties.

>>533353602
It’s amazing how hard you guys are coping with your fanfics.

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Is Trump clocking peak cope in front of the aurapawgs? Is Trump chopped?

>>533353619
>Trump iterated this point several times
Show me a single piece of evidence where Trump knew this war was going to stretch out over several months.

Because he has had announcements, conferences, posts on Truth Social, etc. claiming VICTORY OVER IRAN like 12 different times by now, and there's still no victory in sight.

>>533353678
>hello fellow zoomers!

>>533351281
You're a retard. The uk literally has race laws targeting whites specifically, there doesn't seem to be any confusion what white is when it's something negative. I hope you die in a fire you piece of shit

>>533353708
The war only lasted a month. We’ve spent these last few weeks forcing negotiations.
Regardless, Trump explicitly said he would signal to Iranians when it’s safe to leave their homes.

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>>533353619
I don't think Israel honestly thought Don was QUITE stupid enough to land-invade Iran (though they would have been pleased had he done so).
They just wanted Iran neutralized while they kicked the living shit out of Hezbollah and took a chunk of Lebanon.

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>>533353619
>has completely abandoned his argument as he lost it
>now acknowledges these are things which originally he didnt even admit existed
>thinks he has an argument still
lmao missed one coping retard

>>533353776
>current control of iran: 0%
mk

>>533348242
give back money that was taken
>but it's reparations
what a fag you are

>>533353781
Hilarious that you people simp for Israel in order to facilitate your TDS.
>>533353783
Show me the infrastructure Iran will use to reroute their exports, anon.

>>533353662
my dude, my guy, my cunt in moloch

war burns away all the bullshit, either the bullet connects or it does not, either you die or you live, either the ships go through the strait without being blown up or they do not

no words can get you out of losing a war

your country is based on bullshit, you elected the world's biggest con man, and you're losing this war to religious fanatics who don't care about your words

>>533353723
we don't, we have "white british" as a category which also doesn't really stand up

>>533353776
>The war only lasted a month
Are you under the impression that the war is over? If your answer is yes, then please tell me which goals USA has achieved.

>>533353813
Hormussy status?

>>533353846
Notice how you simply continue to LARP.
>>533353857
Neither side is attacking the other. That’s typically what a ceasefire means.

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>>533353831
How is that in any way simping for Israel? There was never any value for America in attacking Iran.
None.
Just hundreds of billions pissed away towards Israel's strategic regional goals.
Or do you just reflexively name-call everyone?

>>533348043
It's 4d chess
Art of the deal
Trust the plan
Qope

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>>533353831
shanananana missed another one bud

>>533353937
You give credit to Israel in order to undermine Trump. Fairly obvious.
This is what happens when your copout is that Trump accidently won.

>>533353911
A ceasefire agreement isn't even an armistice, let alone the end of a war. A very short ceasefire agreement I might add.

>>533353911
>Neither side is attacking the other. That’s typically what a ceasefire means.
A ceasefire does not mean that the war is over. A ceasefire is temporary, and this one literally ends in 4 days.

>>533353944
Hormussy status: penetrated by American cock. Now she’s open for everyone’s sloppy seconds.

Leftoids have no idea what actual diplomacy looks like. Iran is trying to bargain from a position of extreme weakness. They're so weak they're relying on demoshits and leftoids spreading their lies for them to get leverage over DRUMPF!
It won't work. If it could work it would have already but it hasn't and it won't. Iran lost. Everyone saying otherwise is a retarded faggot, ignore them.

>>533353987
Ah so either side is not attacking the other for some other reason then.
>>533354017
see above. the fact that Iran has no options left is why the war is over.

>>533354035
can we see it my coping bud?

>>533354056
If Iran is so weak, how come USA can't seem to win the war?

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>>533353976
>You give credit to Israel
They literally met with Trump in his strategy room weeks before all this kicked off, and talked him into the fruitless endeavor.
To suggest otherwise is just ignoring reality to ball wash Trump.
All the costs have been borne by the USA. All the gains have gone to Israel.
Unless you think we've achieved something psychological, or you find immense value in kicking The Files off the headlines for a month or two.

>>533354090
>see above. the fact that Iran has no options left is why the war is over.
You're not even trying anymore. Pathetic. I accept your concession.

>>533354056
>Iran is trying to bargain from a position of extreme weakness.
i dunno, being able to cut off 20% of the world's oil, 1/3 of its LNG and half its fertilizer at will looks pretty fucking strong actually

>>533354119
Cope

>>533354056
Iran was clearly unaware of how much political leverage the left in America lost in 2024.
>>533354096
Did you not just prove that yourself here?
>>533353944
This is what I mean when I say your need to lie to cope is ultimately what is undermining your efforts. It’s really easy to get you to contradict your previous claims.

>>533350550
>>533350553
Cope and seethe, retards. Iran is BTFO'd and so are you liars.
>>533350466
I saw it this way, anon, but like what this anon said >>533350938 it truly is an issue. The shitheads just tell the most absurd nonsense lies banking on the possibility that most people don't know better so if they can't flip people they can at the least cause confusion and hostility.
I'd like to use palantir to hunt those faggots down and lynch them in the streets.

>>533353911
how old are you

>>533354137
This comment doesn’t seem to be in response to mine at all.
>>533354148
What options do they have, anon? Why haven’t they used them?

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>>533348043
>straight was open before the war
>Iran WANTED to normalize relations with America
>nukes were never a thing. People have been crying wolf over Iran's nukes since the fucking 80s
>Iran doesn't even have missiles that can reach American shores
>entire conflict is completely pointless, two months in and we've gotten absolutely nothing out of it, extending the conflict will create a global crisis and hyper inflation
What the fuck were on those files? Orange nigger is absolutely cucked out by Israel.

>>533348383
After his friends made bank through insider trading, of course.

>>533354176
>confused retard is now doing some 55d underwater chinese checkers to make his argument he never had work
>literal maritime evideince shows he is a retard
>he still doubles down
wew lad

>>533348043
So one of his cronies could make a $800mish short.

These people deserve capital punishment, given that they're causing famine and destroying the idea of commodities trade so Trump can look good.

>>533353602
>since the iranians got what they wanted without nukes, they can give their uranium up as a bargaining chip when they decide this farce ends, at whatever price they want the americans to pay.
>it could even be something like, leave the uranium in the nuclear sites and say the nuclear sites are chinese owned now. so they're formally out of iranian control and now if america bombs them it starts a war with china.

Iran knows israel/US's failure to triumphantly heist out the uranium then parade it around like a soccer trophy is a massive point of 'defeat' for them, and has zero incentive or reason to let either one come away from this ludicrous, absolutely unnecessary war with any token ability to spin any of it as a "win"

the idea anyone in America outside of zionist psychos in DC viewed fucking Iran as any sort of concern in their life let alone "major imminent threat" is so insane its hard to even articulate.

no one here cares
Trump directly hit Americans (hard) in the pocket book for this war, and that wont be forgotten just because of some fake gay victory lap about "nuclear dust" Iran wasnt ever going to do jack shit with anyway

>>533354119
I'm seconding that cope. Cope.
>>533354150
Not anymore lmao!

>>533354257
I accept your concession. Hormussy status officially open to America and all of our friends.
Ripe and ready for our pleasure.

>>533354240
You never complained when Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton or Ilhan Omar did it.

>>533354235
>What options do they have, anon?
Currently they're holding the strait hostage and USA seems to be unable to resolve that.
>Why haven’t they used them?
They're probably not desperate enough yet. They still have thousands and thousands of missiles and rockets that they could use at more infrastructure in the entire middle east, including Israel, if things get really dire.

>>533354137
>All the gains have gone to israel.

israel achieved nothing, and is near national collapse as a result of losing this war (thankfully)

>>533354330
>currently they’re holding the strait hostage
May I see it?

>>533354333
>>533354137
Look how they turn on each other.

>>533354239
the sad truth is that jews got nothing on trump. hes just that fucking stupid and people refuse to believe that somebody of such low intelligence could get voted for president because it would mean that people that voted for him are even more retarded.

>>533354262
The entire global economy gets short squeezed this month because Trump wanted to lie about how the war was going. This administration is actually evil.

>>533354259
>so Trump can look good.
Orange nigger looks like an insane kike slave to everyone that isn't a boomer.

>>533354353
>currently they’re holding the strait hostage
>May I see it?

yes, you may you faggot /k/ike nigger,
go to live map of maritime traffic in the region and report back the transits today, vs 2 months ago

>>533354353
>May I see it?
Yes, look at the ship traffic. Prior to this entire war there were like +200 ships going through daily. Now there's like 20-30 ships going through daily.

>>533354310
The collapse of commodity futures markets as a concept wasn't on the line.

Gotta love it when Eglin wakes up and tries to make any sort of sense of Trumps ramblings. Thanks guys, you're doing good.

>>533354466
I did that. All I’m seeing are ships passing through the strait and not caring about Irans toll booth.
>>533354470
Ah so this is the latest cope. Because it’s not returned to previous capacity that means it’s still closed.

>>533354409
>The entire global economy gets short squeezed this month because Trump wanted to lie about how the war was going. This administration is actually evil.

trump went full mask off "jew" and the downstream effect has shattered the US as any sort of credible 'superpower' in the world.

were essentially a rogue terrorist arm of the larger jewish terror network

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>>533354235
>This comment doesn’t seem to be in response to mine at all.
You accuse me of being "pro Israel" by some strange mental gymnastic.
All I am saying is this:
Israel created this conflict by Netanyahu directly meeting with Trump, seeking to secure strategic wins for Israel. They told Trump he'd be able to put a regime in place that would be pliable to American interests, that was the carrot for Trump.
Now we've entered into a sort of detente, and the only party that has gained any strategic advantage is Israel. Who doesn't CARE who's regime is in control of Iran, they just want Iran's nearby appendages amputated.
They'd be happiest if Iran had NO regime, and was just total civil war chaos, with refugees flooding into nearby Arab States and Urop.
But the will settle for land-grabbing in Lebanon and pushing that country towards internal conflict.
At no point was there going to be anything to gain for the USA without a bloody, prolonged land invasion. Trump's own generals told him the idea of regime change in Iran was a farcical Israeli oversell.

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>>533348043
>entire remaining IRGC regime turning on Araghchi
>Ghalibaf calling for executions over Trump announcement
rent fucking free forever

>>533348043
>friday
>good news everyone!
>markets close
>umm actually, about that
every fuckin time

>>533354263
>Not anymore lmao!
you realize we can see the (absence of) hormussy traffic right

>>533354262
>has zero incentive or reason to let either one come away from this ludicrous, absolutely unnecessary war with any token ability to spin any of it as a "win"
they understand enough about US internal politics to know trump's jew handlers won't let him walk away without being able to say "I got the uranium"

and trump is in office for 3 more years, the mid term elections don't matter, he's got 1000 more days to play the world's ex bipolar girlfriend with 5000 nukes

so maybe they'll agree to a gesture that doesn't affect their military position in the slightest to release trump's balls from the vice and let him go back to threatening cuba

on the other hand he might try to take greenland by force next so maybe this wouldn't be good for europe

>>533354547
>Ah so this is the latest cope. Because it’s not returned to previous capacity that means it’s still closed.
Uhhh... YES. If USA had won the war, the strait would be completely open.

>>533354496
You're the sort to always have an excuse to avoid acknowledging your own malfeasance.

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>>533354524
It's fucking insane to read. Extremely obvious who's the glownigger too.

>>533348394
>panican tranny seethe
why does Trump make shitlibs cry so much?

>>533354547
>I did that. All I’m seeing are ships passing through the strait and not caring about Irans toll booth.
may we see the tankers and large ships passing through the strait without paying the toll?

>>533354575
You lionize Israel to insist Trump isn’t doing what we are all watching him do.
It’s all just cope.
>>533354605
Look how the cope has forced these people to forget how time works.
I can do this too. Since Trump isn’t impeached it’s obvious that he won.

>>533354597
>iran is strong because they fired off desperation attacks against all their neighbors and temporarily damaged output
Pretty sure you're just another dumb contrarian retard with TDS. Look at the nonsense pearl-clutching in the rest of your reddit-spaced post lmao. What a fag you are.

>>533354657
May I see this toll of yours? Plenty of ships have passed through over this past week.

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>>533354682
>You lionize Israel
WHERE
QUOTE ME WHERE I LIONZE ISRAEL, YOU BRAIN DEAD PARROT.

>>533354575
>the only party that has gained any strategic advantage is israel.

they have gained nothing and their domestic media and domestic politics are in absolute sheer cataclysm

the litani river was not reached or secured
Irans regime lives on, the uranium not secured

this defeat will literally actually bring israel down as a nation

>>533353781
>>533354749
You insist Israel is smart in order to imply Trump is dumb.
Meanwhile, hormussy status.

>>533354725
>Plenty of ships have passed through over this past week.
show them. show all of them

>>533354846
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/iran-us-cease-fire-talks-stalled-2026/card/commercial-ships-transit-strait-of-hormuz-as-u-s-blockades-iran-s-ports-O33DFCUGyFhKeFNXniVe

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>>533354750
>they have gained nothing
They are already talking of establishing a Yellow Line zone in Lebanon, of destroying the Lebanese villages in it and creating a no-man's land, similar to what they've done to half of Gaza. They would also like to push the Lebanese government into direct conflict with Hezbollah, which would totally shatter the Lebanese government in the attempt.

That's a huge gain for Israel.

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>>533354819
Sorry, you are drawing the "Trump is Dumb" conclusion on your own, clearly.
Nothing I've stated is less than the clear facts of the matter. Whether that makes Trump dumb or not is up to you. His military and his Veep and his Secretary of State were all against this conflict on the basis of there being nothing achievable without ENORMOUS cost to America.
And when they didn't fold immediately Trump back off and backed down, and now it's a massive waste of money (Trump's budget people won't even give Congress a figure at this point, not even a vague one).

>>533355013
You’re coping. Everyone can see your posts ITT.

>>533350807
>There are also reports of several tanker ships making it through.
Chinese tankers ?

>>533351400
Because they'd get margin called and liquidated. That's why Trump and his officials lying is so bad. They are izzatmaxxing their way into a collapse of the financial system.

>>533355125
Sure if they aren’t sanctioned. Otherwise…
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/16/trump-iran-war-hormuz-strait-blockade.html
>>533355192
This is the more entertaining cope that has come out of this. Continuing to make these claims over an entire year without any proof has effectively disarmed this criticism from being viable for the midterms.

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>>533355050
You've yet to refute a single one of my factual points. You just answer with "You luv teh Kikes".
You are a very stupid Migger apparently.
Which makes the whole anti-Semitism thing you are on pretty confusing, I gotta say.

>>533355256
>my factual points
May I see them?

>>533348208
>gay panicans will still be crying about the iran war a year after it's over
They'll be on about how Cubans are whiter than you and how all the Cuban pussy we are taking is just For Israel™

Fell for it again

>>533348043
I am so tired of this retard