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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)
ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
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ty baker
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>>533355422
Thanks baker and good evening fine gentlemen!
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Tyb and extra special shoutout to my lpbg goowops and that guy from nye county, whatever happened to that police officer by the way?
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>>533355422
Checked, and TYB. Good evening gents.
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dan better be able to bring us a good show with a lineup of 2 dozen cops
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>>533355422
TYB and good evening anons.
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
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>mfw the feed is lagging
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>>533355422
Hell yeah bros! Whipped up my famous chili waffles for the big show!
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>>533357081
>Whipped up my famous chili waffles
Ayo can a nigga hold a waffle right quick?
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>>533357552
What's up aussie anon?
Yea it's lagging pretty bad for me as well ;_;
>reruns of boomer bike week
Let's hope the new episode starts off strong
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>Marvelous evening fellow gentlemen of leisure
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>>533357552
does Australia have Applebees?
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he's in the bird bath
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Gorged myself on ribs and fatty brisket for lunch and I'm still full
What we eating and drinking tonight boys?
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>>533358368
I know I managed to catch a few screenshots. I've been busy with programz during the mornings so I miss the thread but I watch the stream later in the night and read through the archive if I have time. Picrel looked fun I'm sad I didn't get a chance to watch it live.
There was also the guy who was eating food when his turn came and they made fun of him for having an early lunch, see here: >>533357170
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she never goes outside
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>>533358499
I love hearing people on the left talk about respecting people with different physical characteristics, creeds, etc. play fast and lose with slurs and bigotry when minorities don’t share their viewpoints.
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swanger gigamaxxing
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>>533358588
My most recent favorite was last Thursday, 2nd revocation IIRC. The engineer who was watching a movie with his parents and his gf busted in and accused him of cheating. And then she put him in a chokehold and he had to bite her arm to get out. Fucking kek! "She be doing boxing" and shit.
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>>533358765
Thanks for reminding me, I missed that one but I saw the comments, here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Td5cj7h3lk
Skip to 52:00
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This is working a bit better than thetvapp
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>>533358949
see here, it's working for me: >>533358032
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>Officer Reddit is waddling around farting out Indian food
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>im feeling that curry
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>mogged
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officer 'roids looked very envious at the twig's shirt ...
then again, same envy looking at the roastie's pects
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I actually looked up to see if they had an opl subreddit and to my surprise they do. Even more surprising, two people met while sharing their love of opl and eventually got married.
Say something nice to the happy couple!
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show cause my eyes have been so dry! Hey does anyone know if anyone happened to figure out how Miebo works? I always wonder how that functions.
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WHERE IS BASED TARDO?
I NEED TO SEE MY COMFY LAD.
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>>533359867
I hope this comic clears up any Miebo questions you may have
As always, ask your doctor about taking Miebo!
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>>533359745
That is almost the watch meme and she is not even married yet
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>>533360063
>Filipina MILF
Are you referring to a beautiful older Filipina woman or a freedom fighter from the Philippines?
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>>533359882
No new pics as of earlier this week. I was worried she might unfollow me because I posted some of my tard wrangler screencaps on twatter. I am glad she did not see them.
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Is this cop seriously laughing at a dude who's probably homeless, fishes in order to eat, and probably just wrecked his ATV, which is probably the most expensive thing he owns? So he thinks it's funny that he's destroyed his transportation and his means of feeding himself? And what was he chasing him for--I missed it.
What a total dick to laugh at this guy's misfortune.
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>>533360253
By any chance, were you in this thread with the corvette also talking about a filipina newscaster?
>>533360221
I'm going to say 6 years, but I already know she's got a few dozen fat cops in her dm's already.
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I guess she’s a gook but whatever they’re all the same
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>>533360447
I don’t think people that do this shit are capable of processing that there other people on Earth, who are not them, with their own thoughts, feelings, and perspectives. I watched a video of a trucker complaining about his knee after causing a crash that killed five people because he was watching TikTok while driving his rig.
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Well, the cop said "he stays here". It seems like they never ask where people live; they always say Where do you stay. Which implies to me that these ppl don't have homes, but just stay with whoever, or live on the streets.
It just sounds like the guy is already down and out and then this cop runs over his fishing pole and thinks its funny.
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>>533360480
>poster starts boastfully describing their ejaculate
>"hey, I know you!"
Never change, 4chan.
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Kek you got me good
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>call my mama
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Its over. I’m not the only one.
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>they're troubled kids
>they're kids that be troubled
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I assume you’re talking about Toledo. It seems like a real shame too because most of the houses look like they were, once upon a time, humble but well made little dwellings in what was once a nice blue collar area.
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I wonder if they show reelz on the tv at applebees
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Dan is shocked shocked I say at these homicidal juveniles. Guarantee he wants no prison time for them though - he prefers restorative justice for non-Whites - unless they show up in his neighborhood or it's his kids.
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>hi i'm here to check up on the tvpass server latency
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yeah, i'm eyeballin your girl, what you gonna do
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I would’ve aired him out
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A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.
I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
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havin a good time
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That looks like a decent semi suburban neighborhood and they gotta worry about 7 armed Black juveniles wandering around shooting guns at 8 year olds for absolutely no reason.
Shame on all of us for allowing America to get this way.
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>>533362318
Why do establishments that darkies obviously don't do business with insist on putting nothing but darkies in their commercials? For example, I keep seeing an Ikea ad with a black family. Blacks don't shop at Ikea.
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>Roastie playing main character syndrome of some tall guy in a noticeable car stalking her at line dancing
Didn’t happen
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>>533362009
I know Sticks & Co. said you’d be well within your rights to blow him away after his verbal threats but, in California, if you killed this guy with any method, would you be in trouble?
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>Christian County
>Not coming home from church
They should call this place 'a couple drinks' county, amiright?
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>>533362665
the law says you're justified, but prosecutors don't like the laws, and will nitpick your case to try to find something to charge you with. better hope you don't use an illegal weapon or have a magazine in your gun that holds 1 too many bullets.
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>all pigs are epstein niggers
>all you niggers are epstein lovers
>total epstein nigger death
>>all pigs are epstein niggers
>>all you niggers are epstein lovers
>>total epstein nigger death
i am god's chosen to vanquish epstein niggers
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>>533362717
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>533363200
Beat me to it
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>>533363218
Better food! They work harder! They’re not as pricey! Why, I met this Mexican gentleman from El Salvador and he edged my whole rental property for a third the cost of any of the "legitimate" businesses in my area!
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>Why did he not blow?
She’s going to use this in divorce court
>>533363349
Same in NC you lose your license for 30 day regardless, but you also get 45 minutes to wait for a witness to show up before you take the calibrated test at the station… other states may very
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Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
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This kind of shit is infuriating. The cop is kind of a dick but he explained his actions and the law, clearly and concisely, repeatedly and the woman just keeps asking the same fucking questions expecting a different answer.
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What if we made a special drivers license that you can only get if you pass a drivers exam while drunk.
>Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight?
>Yes officer, I've had 4 beers and I'm certified for a six pack
>Alright I'm just going to run your alcohol license and you'll be on your way
>Thank you officer
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Did that guy pull up and tell the cops to get out of the way?
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Dude I have been saying that since I started driving in the early 2000s when I realized I could still drive just fine after 5 or 6. Just like the road test actual, you do a controlled road test after certain levels of impairment and get certified.
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doorbell chud woulda been a lot cooler if he was carrying that machete
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Thanks. I also have an idea for a drunk motorsport, similar to old le mans when the driver would have to run across the track to start their car; but instead they have to shoot three shots with salt and lime then run out the bar into the parking lot and start the race.
I mean if they're on a closed track what's the big deal?