>>533355896
QRD? Did he find Jesus?

>>533355939
no he found Gzus

QRD? Did he relapse?

why didnt you link the webm where he totally slays that drop in

>>533356079
op is a faggot

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meanwhile OP looks back to a boring life without any stories worth to tell, still being unfuckd in his 40s...

>nigger Jesus shirt

Is he listening to MSI? Based

https://youtu.be/4YLk-ncGYfM?si=3vDS4u4AeNMgLLxh

>>533356027
nah actually, i live near where bam and april and phil live and he's doing well. thankfully. skating again and doing what he needs to

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>>533355896
>Pushing 50
>Body banged the fuck up from injuries.
>Shortened his life by doing stunts on a stupid MTV reality show.
>Still thinks he can do extreme "sports".
His body is going to explode the next time he eats shit on the concrete.

>>533355896
good for bam
stay off the booze kid

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>>533355896
Skateboards don't have brakes, fuck that at Bam's age.

>>533355896
Ryan Well Dunn.

>>533355896
This pic is fucking weird

>>533355896
This thread reminds me that the world is full of spiritually dead individuals who just wanna watch the world burn.
Good for Bam.

politics?

>>533356803
yeah at 46 and lifetime of booze and drugs he's going to break his body quite easily and it doesnt recover as easily anymore
even tony hawk who have lived very healthy life takes it easy on the skateboard knowing the limits imposed by age

>>533356726
not to mention all of the serious head injuries he's given himself. between skating falls, stunts, general daily filming and general drunken idiocy, I'll bet he's suffered dozens of concussions. back when he was losing his mind, seemed to me like a combination of alcoholism and brain injury

where is the mike valeley poster when you need him?

>>533357069
Even Tony hawk knew when to hang it up. Bam is going to keep going until he breaks something that can't heal

>>533355896
still a fat retard while being physically active, why is there no videos of him eating, he's gotta be cramming a shit ton of food to stay that fat

>be 40
>Feel nothing but pain.at.these comments
I-i-i till got it heh I just don't have time to work out

>>533357005
bam is an earth rocker

In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

>>533356726
I feel like the years of drugs and alcohol did more damage than any of the mtv stunts

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>>533356512
unfathomably based

>>533355896
didn't he just get done hosting fishtank?

His own friends and business partners basically blacklisted him and tried to turn him into a lolcow. It was fucking disgusting.

>>533356758
this

He cant stop drinking alcohol

>>533356724
I want that to be true. But the fact is fame and fortune are extremely bad for some people. Especially kids from a U.S. upper middle lower upper class pre 2010. Jesus. I'm 53 and look way younger than Bam or anyone who was on Jackass.. Even though I partied way too hard from 1995 to 2012. But I did stay off any hard shit like cocaine and only drank heavily from 1997 to 1999. Switched to good weed and left everything else alone after 1999. Hell, even mostly quit weed after 2015. Bam just fell into the weird cocoon fame and too many people looking up to you without knowing you can inflict. As he gets older and his body continues to deteriorate, he'll be forced to face all of the realities he's refused over the years. And it's going to be painful the more he tries to fight without facing what he is up against.

>>533357445
There's nothing wrong with moderation if you can keep it moderate. People like Steve-O need to be fully separated from drugs and alcohol or they can't help themselves, and he assumes everyone is as much of a junkie as he was.

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>>533357036
I broke a rib crashing and burning into a bowl at 43, took a sold year to heal and I've chilled out on larping as a rubber bodied kid ever since.

>>533356724
can confirm, i leave near the above poster and vouch for him living in the area of the OP subject

Fish tank hasn’t been good since the Burt season.

>>533356724
Fuck chester county

>>533355896
Yes it's been the best part of youtube. It's amazing seeing him turn back into his old self (in the good ways)

>>533357199
>Feel nothing but pain.at.these comments
why

>>533355896
no, jet, fishtank s5 is total dogshit.
i stopped watching when you got beat up and bloodied by that pudgy faggot.

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>>533356803
Real Skyway wheels, not that fake plastic hub ones, nice 80's bike. I dont remember GT having a yellow bike, Mongoose had yellow.

God damn I miss the early 2000s. I just wanna go back and watch this retard and his retarded friends do stupid shit.

>>533357232
lmfao my man, i fucking love you bro

>>533357485
yeah no fucking shit, man. i went to a charter school in delaware (not saying which) and every kid was rich. every. fucking. kid. mostly. except for me and a few other white boys.

>>533355896
He watched Passion of the Christ recently

>>533357368
Yeah, and you can tell a lot of them wanted him to fail as well. Steve O keeps milking the whole Bam saga by making sanctimonious videos about him.

Bam has been without a doubt a complete fuck up but if he's getting back on the rails he deserves credit for it.

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>>533357825
Early Performers were yellow, I never had one my older brother rode Hutch so I got those primo hand me downs.

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>>533355896
wow super cool, buy an ad with all your money drug addict nigger. then get a real job

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>>533355896
Oh wow, the fat fucking junky spent his entire life for decades being a gigantic piece of shit to everyone around him, especially his parents, and he's finally fat and old and losing money and he decided to start mildly acting like a slightly better subhuman, BRAVO. Had the entire world offered up to him and a plate and he squandered it ALL while pissing on people he views as beneath him. Fuck that faggot ass.

>>533358172
that's just what we do around here lmao i'm from Delaware.

>>533358172
>being a gigantic piece of shit to everyone around him, especially his parents,
that viva la bam stuff was stage, it's TV anon

>>533358204
Bunch of niggers in that case, worse than niggers actually

>>533358237
Oh yeah I'm sure all the videos of him on benders treating those people like subhumans was a bit, shit up

>>533358138
This dudes face makes me want to vomit.

>>533358172
His parents are in on it you fucking idiot. They made bank off shit like Viva la Bam and overreact for fun.

>>533358339
Oh yeah him being an out of control violent junky abandoning his wife and children was a bit, got it

has mike v weighed in on his redemption arc?

>>533358172
scared of taking the turn, huh?

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>>533357080
ohhh SHIT

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>>533357264

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>>533357005
>politics?
According to Dugin surfers and skateboarders are the hardest group to psyop with zigger migger propaganda

>>533359056
>Presumptuous
Why do you fuck kids?

I drank a handle of vodka with this dude back in like 2007 down in New Orleans, I didn't even know it was him until someone told me the next day. Glad to see he's getting right.

>>533359199
"Mike valley vs 4 random Ocks"

>>533356724
I can confirm, i just see him going into the fishing store daily so I think he's on a good path

>>533359199
Bro you just put me in a time machine, thank you.

>>533357036
>tony hawk shared a tour bus with a 13 year old shaun white for 18 months
>SKATING IS PEDO CODED
>LOOK HOW THEY DRESS AND ACT
>SKATING IS PEDO CODED
>LOOK HOW THEY DRESS AND ACT

>>533355896
Wishing Bam all the best, it's good to see him back skating

>>533357504
Lol
Everyone is tho.
The ones that aren't, are extremely naive and inexperienced on this planet.

>>533357036
You need to lose weight to fall without cracking shit.

>>533357232
peak pasta, legendary even

>>533355896
yeah im thinking hes back

>>533355896
earthrockers never give up!

>>533360448
Really not the case. Tbqh the vast majority of the world could be given coke twice a day for a month and would eventually settle back into their normal life not using. The majority of servicemen from vietnam using heroin did not continue to use stateside.

Honestly think the problem of addiction is boringly overblown. It's a huge problem for those it affects but it doesn't affect that many.

Think we gotta give some credit to the Dern brothers too for helping him get his shit together. They even support Fish Tank lol.

>>533360474
Not a helmet dumb fuck?

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>>533357232

>>533357128
Tony quit at just the right time, health wise. Maybe even a little late.

>>533359199
That video goes hard.

>>533357232
No way, you too?!

>>533357825
I stole a GT Dyno with mag rims when I was 11 then someone stole it from me like six weeks later.

>>533357232
thanks doc

>>533355896
POST THE PHOTO OF ORC BAM

>>533357128
gen xers have become like boomers. 50yo man thinking he's still 25.

>>533356803
Real bmx's have no brakes or just a rear one.

A ton of shylocks in here, sheesh

>>533356803
wtf is that? pedals???

>>533355896
I'm happy for him and it's pretty amazing that he can get back on a skateboard after so many years and still do his thing.

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>>533357485
That lifestyle MTV pushed doesn't age well but none of us realized it back then, or at least we denied it. It produced some incredible degeneracy. I have some amazing memories though, my party era was about the same as yours. Great times... and now here we are. Kek
Cheers

>>533360304
i have never got that vibe from skate culture. these touring guys mostly end up being lifelong friends with each other

>>533360610
bam margera ain't wearing no fucking helmet

>>533361401
Wow, Pam was a babe back then. Except for that knee...

>>533361045
no brakes
can't stop
don't want to
PREMIUM RUSH

>>533360837
Post hand.

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bam thread?

>>533355896
>Bam turns into Vito
Awesome magic trick

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>>533361045
>brakeless
GenY retards and zoomers too stupid and lazy to figure out how to install a gyro.

>>533356803
Unless you have enough air time to kick the bike completely away from you there is not way to bail without eating massive shit. Fuck that at any age.

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>>533355896
Phil looks great. How much weight has he lost?

>>533357825
Yellow was a staple for GTs from 80-85
But that chrome headset is cringe as fuck. I guarantee it was a "omg a GT epoch headset, i totally have to use this on my vintage build.."
https://bmxmuseum.com/bikes/gt_bicycles/28949

>>533355896
>i guess im hosting fishtank now
>show up
>"so how was last night" hahahaha
>no im not gonna do any challenges or interact with anyone
>thanks for the $200k bag, wiggers

>>533355896
No one would give it a second thought if he was wearing a Satan shirt.

Think about that.

>>533355896
Bam was never good at skateboarding.

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>>533363182
he wasnt tony hawk, but he was a very good skater

>>533363182
Bam made skateboarding cool.

All these little skater fags on youtube wouldn't exist without the influence of Bam and Jackass.

>>533363300
Checked, but Tony's daddy made sure he won the early contests he organized, the fix was in for that glownigger princess from the start.

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He better laugh it up.
He has failed at redemption.

>>533362199
Lmao. I'm white I was just a little shithead when I was a kid.

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Meet me behind Ross Dress for Less.

>>533358204
SLOWEWWWWWWWER LOWER
RITE CHEEAH

>>533361401
2/10 sharp knees would not fuck.

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>>533363498

>>533355896
>20 year olds in the 90s are now old as fuck
Its never been so over

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>>533363613
Did you really call Tony Hawk a glownigger? Do you know what that word means, newfriend? You’re not using it correctly.

>>533363613
he was also the best skater on tour and stayed at the top of the game for decades. he anchored the bones brigade

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>>533356810
Ryan Dunn For

>>533355896
I talk to Bam on instagram. He is very down to Earth these days

>>533364273
No you don't faggot shut the fuck up

>>533356726
Men used to die before 40 nigger, he's gotten 100 times the life you'll ever have.
>Muh geriatric ending

Who gives a fuck if you end up watching tick tocks on a couch for the rest of your gay as life in your fucking 80s

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>>533364037
Lmao this is one of my favorite negs. Haven’t seen it in a very long time. This one and “Elbows are too pointy. 2/10. Would not fuck.”

>>533355896
I’d bet he’s a fiddler like Don Vito

>>533357506
Shattered an ankle last year snowboarding, I'm 39. Definitely not 19 anymore lol.

>>533364273
really? he seems a bit too rock n roll to be down to Earth

>>533355896
Bam will you sign my turd?

>>533363498
penny and muska made skating cool
>>533363498
bam didn't influence skating whatsoever
he was never considered good.
he was marektable due to his cky landspeed shit which led to getting an mtv deal for jackass, so he was promoted for that, not for his skateboarding.

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>>533355896
I hope he goes into the half pipe and explodes like pic related when he eats shit

>>533355896
YO YOU GUYS ALL ABOUT SKA?

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>>533355896
RIP Bam. I miss him so much.

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>>533356810
>>533364240

He Dunn goofed.

The new Jackass is going to be so shit, just like the last one. They're too old to doing any stunts so the only edgy material they have left is the gay gross-out humour where they wave their dicks around for over an hour

>>533364697
>Bam didn't influence skateboarding
>but he was marketable and influenced skateboarding

Just shut the fuck up. You're too retarded to speak to.

>>533365122
this, unfortunately, is true

>>533365240
he was marketable due to jackass, not his "skills" on a skateboard.
Jackass has little to do with skateboarding.

bam fanboys have always been a special kind of shit eating retard casual and you've done nothing to disprove that.

>>533355896
Did someone shorten his arms when he fell asleep?

That’s a really mean prank to do

>>533365512
>Jackass has little to do with skateboarding

It's funny that you say this and still try to present yourself as some sort of authority on skating culture. You dumb.

>>533355896
He just hosted a season of Sam Hides Fishtank show and April and Phil were on it too and they looked good, older but good.

>>533358132
Damn we were all poor lol. Only the "rich" kids had GTs. I had a Mongoose but most were on Huffy and shit. My friend had this sick Spaulding bike that I've never seen again. Nobody had three piece cranks because they were as much as a bike. One older guy in town like 15 at the time was one of the best actual racers in the state or area and had an Auburn sponsorship so he always had sick bikes. Him and his friends would beat the shit out of you if you talked to them though lol. I really miss my dirtball bmx days at like 11 or 12. We were fucking terrors and just rode around all day destroying shit

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>>533358335
>This dudes face makes me want to vomit.
He looks like a Human character in the Ren & Stimpy cartoon.

>>533359199
I remember downloading this on napster.
iirc it had a DMX song.

>>533365712
>fad culture x
Not much needed be known

>>533365950
Being Your Whole Crew I think was the song

Fuck all the haters; I'm happy Bam is getting better. I may not always agree with or like someone after sobriety (steve-o), but it's still nice to know they're finding peace and feeling good about themselves.

>>533355896
Is putting that much weight on your knees a good idea?

>>533366015
No one's talking to you. Mind your own business, dumb dumb.

>>533366015
And you apparently don't even know the basics.

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>>533356803
a powerslide is when you shove your back foot forward and since the skateboards wheels are not omnidirectional it serves as a very effective braking system

>>533360304
>tony hawk shared a tour bus with a 13 year old shaun white for 18 months
that must've been hell, shaun white's an absolute retard.

> young rich twink
>abuse drugs get laid
>repeat for decades
>now old
>look like a sausage
>drugs just feel bad now
>look guise redemption arc
pathetic

>>533366157
it is not

>>533356726
How many times did he break his wrists/ankles? I mean after the first time your bone basically turns into powder

Did you know he is Italian?

>>533366234
>got paid to do all of it
>still has more money than you'll ever see
Cope harder

>>533365712
i'm not trying to present myself as anything

yes, i know everything about skateboarding but it's not like i opened with that.

bam was never good at skating, he just wasn't talented.
famous from jackass yes, talented on a skateboard no.

>>533364139
>glownigger
Tony's glownigger son married Courtney Loves glownigger daughter, I know wtf I'm talking about fren.

>>533358316
looks like you fell for it

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KRATOM PISS MOGGING THIS THREAD

MARKY THOMPSON BIG PURPLE BAM MARGERA BIG PURPLE CHANNING CIARA JOHNNY NEPTUNE R9K FISHTANK DOT LIVE ELLIE ELLIE SEX TRAFFICING RAPE RAPE RAPE YOU WILL GET RAPED FISH TACOS FUCK YOU BEN AND TAYLEIGH ILOVUILOVUILOVU YOU UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME FUCKING NIGGER ASS JEWS FUCK THE JEWISH ZIONISTIC GENOCIDE MACHINE

Landon loves cleaning it uuuuuuppp

(My post is relevant because Bam Margera was the HOST of Season 5 of Fishtank!)

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>>533356512
>>533357264

>>533361401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-jC3H_8Dk4

>>533358138
His neck and chin and face merged into one columnar mass

>>533355896

Welp... At least he's not in the Epstein files.

>>533367402
My name is Clint. I was a pro skater. You're a retard as are most Canadians. What the fuck does "good skater" even mean anyway? Who are you and why are you jealous of some middle aged man still in 2026?

>>533355896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajuAyEEyO6Y

he does not deserve redemption, he is the perfect example of a useless spoiled western elite that has zero real world value

>>533355896
dude is straight up april in phil's body

>>533370360
aren't we all one of our parents in the other parents body?

>>533355896
How is this even pol related?

>>533371141

It isn't but the Jannies are too busy deleting real threads and unlawfully banning people for posting a simple meme while the furry/tranny/gore/loli niggers spam their degeneracy all over the place.

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>mfw zagnut

>>533355896
Is he still livestreaming himself crying and throwing up into his kitchen sink?

>>533355896
Is that Compton Ass Terry?

escaped n word land and still doesn't walk his guns

>>533359199
I mean he did smack the shit out of them 4 vs 1
As much as we smack talk Mike, back in the day he could legitimately beat the fuck out of retards

>>533355896
He looks like that Alien at the start of Men in Black that is wearing human skin

>>533355939
Even better, he found Dr Phil.

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>>533357932
>God damn I miss the early 2000s
We all do anon, we all do

>>533356803
my first bike was a blue puegot and back then in the 80s if you couldn't do a sweet tire skid you weren't gonna make it

176 posts in and no Mike V Ross Dress For Less pasta, /pol/ is killed

>>533371744
Are you blind? It's the 23rd reply

>>533370744
wait until your hormones kick in, or lack there of

>>533371744
fuck you

>>533361401
Damn, she really was top notch before the Bog, even real tits

>>533371879
wait no you, fuck you, fuck

>>533362705
>CKY MENTIONED
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZ13EbrsKk&list=RD8dZ13EbrsKk&start_radio=1&pp=
>>533362861
Damn

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>>533357783
This was better bmx game

>>533371456
He didn't 'fight' 4 people he fucking assaulted them, they didn't want the fight. Then theres him beating up that old mall cop. He was a hyper aggressive manlet who repeatedly got bent over and assraped when he got into hockey and went up against people who could actually defend themselves. He's a fucking cunt and is lucky he hasn't been shot

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>>533355896
Damn, Bam

>>533372145
>beating up that old mall cop
that was when he really crossed the line
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbB1_nw8KJs

I remember the M-TV era where they convinced teenagers that these guys were cool. All the people that I knew that idolized these guys burned their brains out and ended up as homeless tweakers sleeping on benches near the local skatepark.

>>533372216
Lmfao I had no idea this existed. Nah I'm talking about some old guy he actually bodyslammed and almost choked out for doing his job and trying to stop them from damaging the property, if I remember right they were destroying the bushes with shopping carts

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>>533364037
Classic
Crazy to think Tommy Lee beat the fuck out her while holding his baby just cause she refused to tell her parents not to come over while he was coming down from a bender
To his credit when the judge asked him after he plead guilty to felony battery that he could face nearly five years in prison, he responded to it with
>I did it man, you gotta do what you gotta do, cause I deserve it
And did six months in LA county

>>533372197
they have a cave troll

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>>533355896
after looking at this for too long, i've decided that this is probably the most american picture ever taken

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>>533372145
>He didn't 'fight' 4 people he fucking assaulted them, they didn't want the fight
Why do you lie like this? It's all on video.
They were harassing them and they got whooped by a hyper aggressive man let, which is even more embarrassing
The rest of your post is correct
Which makes it even more funny

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>>533372636
>The McDonald's hat in the background
Damn man you might be right

it's wild that this nigger just turned into his father

>>533355939
he posts here under mutt flag known as skaterparkpedo

>>533356726
>from injuries.

>>533372636
>old, bloated gen x white guy long past his prime supporting the idea of black Jesus while a brown skinned McDonald's enthusiast watches from the shadows as the white man attempts to do a stunt to relive his glory days, but it will only lead to disaster and ruin

>>533372636
>i lost meh besd frend

>>533358335
>>533365851
you're CIA groomed faggots.

>>533364037
:^)

>>533359199
now post mike stoklasa

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>>533372959

>>533357232
Even though pasta, I believed this happened

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I'm 33 and want to get into skateboarding. Is there still time bros?

>>533356726
>>533364311
>DUDE sacrifice ur life to SKATEBOOOOARDZZ!

I really hate you skater fucks. All horrible peter pan motherfuckers. Completely insane the whole lot of you. I would bet stolen jew gold that kikes were behind the skater brainwashing in the 90s.

>>533372374
This one?
https://youtu.be/z8TPBc-RJrY
He did have a reputation (hence the original video they knew he was likely gonna fight and filmed it). Different time tho, when you'd catch an ass whooping from someone like him for acting out you kept your head on.

>>533373160
how's your health insurance

>>533360897
Xers have been pretending to still be teenagers by the time they hit 30. They are their own category insufferable douchebags.

>>533373160
Yeh anon just get one and fuckin ride it.. you get better the more you ride it, simple.

earthrock status?

>>533373160
best advice i ever got was from a friend that was a decent skater. he said "just think like a ninja".

>>533355896
didn't he die when vin disel crashed his car filming that nascar movie?

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>>533373245
https://youtu.be/RAS8iya7mTA?t=532

>>533373160
>I'm 33 and want to get into skateboarding
Do you value your knees? If so, don't do it

>>533373431
i would just say if you value your bones

>>533373431
>>533373497
How?? I don't want to assume lard ass americans but do you guys just give up on physical activity at a certain age or something?

>>533355896
He looks like Bender from Futurama when he became human.

>>533356726
You totally forgot the alcohol, drugs and possible STDs.

>>533373541
you've never skated

>>533357232
>been hoping to find this pasta for ages
>anon delivers
my nigger

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FIND THE KNOXVILLES

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>>533361751
kek I saw that too.

>>533355896

Bam turned into a hasbeen the moment Ryan Dunn crashed in his car and Margera cried and went into depression binge like this wasn't bound to happen. Bam and Ryan literally mocked and filmed a cop giving them a speeding ticket.

People need to learn to let go of idols such as Bam, Trump or Elvis once they turn old, fat and retarded.

>>533373636
looks pretty based and grug pilled to me

>>533356436
fuckoff Margera lmao

>>533373573
I have my whole life only broken my wrist meanwhile hurt myself doing many other sports much more. I'm too old to throw myself down shit or be gnar so its pretty hard to get hurt beyond a scrape these days.

>>533364311
you really have no idea the agony that awaits him
my grandmother is 80, was a waitress and cared for her ailing husband, nothing absurd, and her pain is so high she can't sleep more than a couple of hours most days, even with pain medication

he will not enjoy life past his 60s, cool stories or not. he has done too much damage to himself to be able to live without excruciating pain as his body breaks down with age. i don't say this out of anger or jealousy, but out of knowledge and pity

>>533372636
I think I'll frame this and hang it at the local McDonalds.

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>>533373863
Weak genes

>>533373786
skaters that get good have broken all kinds of shit. you have a date with the asphalt you just don't know when or where

https://youtu.be/4GFIXrybfKg=oJW1ObDhSlKhb2Xv

>>533373986
glad to see your brown friend enjoying life, but bam's genes ain't any better, anon

>>533373990
>decide NOT to try ollie down 25 stairs
Wow suddenly I am in much less danger..
>>533373990
>date with the asphalt
You learn to fall without hurting yourself and it's risk v reward, I don't push it so unlikely ill get hurt. I'm not going to stop because of a small risk, that's no way to live.

>>533373160
>>533373431
>>533373497
>>533373541
>>533373573
I wouldn't skate even if I was 14 years old again. Most so called skaters literally spent entire day doing 50 failed attempts per one landed trick. Which meant whole summer day of slamming your knees and elbows for that edited video collab.

Real sport is when you build strength, stamina, agility, health while minimizing injuries at the same time. Go figure.

>>533374101
He is morphing into Phil and this little hiatus he is on won't stop destiny. But many old guys shred, it is lame watching people give up what they enjoy because they think they are too old. I have seen many come back years later regretting stopping.

>>533374136
you can die just standing on a board the wrong way. i don't understand how you don't know this if you've been skating a while. i fractured my elbow going 3mph and hitting a pebble. it's a notoriously dangerous sport, i don't know why you're pretending it's safe like it's no problem

>>533374136
>i don't push it
translation: i know i'm not good enough to challenge myself

>>533374161
>learning to not give up and getting satisfaction from overcoming failure
I can think of worse things kids could be doing

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My best friend Ryan Dunn died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favourite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.

My other best friend Brandon Novak is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anybody

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and then probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on!

Payback's a bitch motherfuck-

>>533374229
Skaters were all brain damaged, druggie, tatted, anti-intellectual faggots. Nothing positive has ever come from skating. Get real.

>>533369737
and what a shit job he did

>>533374229
Literally do combat sports. Even the risk of brain trauma or califlower ears offers better risk-reward ratio than being a twink on a board slamming onto edge of concrete.

the DSP of jackass
he'll never die

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>>533357281
Who do you think he picked up the fake "I found Jesus" larp from?
Rumor has it he was pissed for how little Fishtank was paying and Jet and Sam eventually talked him down with some e-celeb grifting "inside info" worth "from 10-25k at least" and he bought it.

>>533374290
Rodney mullen alone disproves your post

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Jesus was described as blonde by Pilate in his letters.
Mutts literally can't help himself.

>>533374476
A literal who that did tricks on the kiddie board. That was totally worth turning like 40% of my gen into Bam Margera clones.

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>>533373160
I’ve seen you
It was so embarrassing

>>533374519
Those are forgeries. Most early Christian writings are medieval fakes.

>>533373160
If you are skating past 25 you will be seen as the skatepark nonce.

>>533374198
unlikely anon. you can die standing on a sidewalk as a car hits you too.. falling at 3mph and getting hurt is something you should work on, falling is a life skill ask the judo fags.
>>533374220
You are clueless, challenging doesn't equal dangerous.
>>533374290
>all
At one point like 80% of kids had a skateboard
>>533374406
I don't because I think there is more risk. BJJ guys always get jont injuries and striking guys seem to pick up head knocks often.

>>533374627
I know but even combat sports have lesser injuries than skateboarding. Nobody even talks about Timmy who tried to be a proskater, but he fell from 20 stairs on his neck. I'm just making a point. You can always just run.

>>533374749
They are fucking suicidal. You can't talk sense into them. The chub they got playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was too much and now their life revolves around it.

>>533374627
yeah you can die from a lot of random shit, that's not the fucking argument. if you stand on a wobbly board with wheels and you're not used to it, the earth can get ripped out from under you and your skull smashes the asphalt. that's not up for debate. you're framing it like you can just avoid that magically. you're being disingenuous. are you seriously trying to argue that skating is just fuckin easy and you don't have to worry about shit? i'm just a fat american and that's the problem right? there's not a million videos of kids busting their heads open from just fucking around half assed standing on a board? fuck off dipshit

>>533374749
>run
It's not fun..
>>533374810
Once upon a time but I am older, I have other priorities now.
>>533374902
>and you're not used to it
Exactly.. you learn how to. Skateboarding will gatekeep posers very will, go at your pace or you get a painful life lesson. Yes, people can get hurt trying something they shouldn't, but I don't see how that equals you shouldn't skateboard or whatever.

>>533375154
i never said no one should skate. the conversation started with you being incredulous as to how someone can fuck their body up skating. i responded to this obviously retarded statement and you didn't follow along. you basically just got pwned because you can't follow an argument

>>533375154
I played vidya with a guy on disability from tripping up on a long board, wrapping his body around a telephone pole, and fucking up his spine. My shoulder, spine, neck, and sciatic nerve in one leg are completely fucked from one low speed snowboard accident(prolly some brain dmaage two). You just got lucky and skating culture in general was very jewish.

>>533359199
I always imagine Mike Vallely and that small bald guy Rittenhouse shot (Rosenbaum?) having the exact same personality, being weirdly macho gays and calling whites niggas

>>533355939
yeah, he was behind the couch all along.

>>533375248
>>533375369
well maybe i am brain damaged
>>533375448
He actually tries to be all hippy and peace loving these but you can tell hidden beneath that is the guy who beat up 4 jocks because they called him a skater fag

>>533357932
That was the good life while living in your parents house while munching on snacks while watching jackass

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Bongo and Bingo should've won.

>>533355896
why are zoomers aging like shit?

>>533373201
>kikes were behind the skater brainwashing in the 90s
no, just steve rocco. but he did manipulate the genius of rodney mullen to facilitate it and that's pretty jewy.