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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)20:10:00 No. 536662113
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)20:10:00 No. 536662113   [Reply] ►
Niggers have already managed to steal a Tesla Cybercab, just days after they were sent out. Must be a world record speedsteal.
https://x.com/TexasTSLA/status/2064026081640747111
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)20:21:25 No. 536662701
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)20:21:25 No. 536662701 ►
>>536662113
>nigger fatigue
>its real
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:00:49 No. 536664760
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:00:49 No. 536664760 ►
>>536662113
I thought these things were supposed to have no steering wheels?
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:04:33 No. 536664969
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:04:33 No. 536664969 ►
Niggers would never
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:07:19 No. 536665120
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:07:19 No. 536665120 ►
>>536662113
if elon truly cared about the planet he wont care if we all smash a tesla window and take it. you know to save the environment
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:08:22 No. 536665178
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:08:22 No. 536665178 ►
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>>536662113
They're like Wesley Snipes.
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:08:35 No. 536665193
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:08:35 No. 536665193 ►
>>536664760
>he fell for it
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:10:10 No. 536665273
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:10:10 No. 536665273 ►
>>536662113
Honestly based. Fuck clankers and fuck automation.
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:12:11 No. 536665384
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:12:11 No. 536665384 ►
>>536662113
success breeds gelato
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:13:19 No. 536665445
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:13:19 No. 536665445 ►
>>536664760
That's right, you're supposed to use a bullwhip to steer them... No wheels necessary
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:13:50 No. 536665473
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:13:50 No. 536665473 ►
>>536665445
Goddammit off by one
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:15:12 No. 536665547
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:15:12 No. 536665547 ►
>>536662113
gosh what an ugly piece of shit color gagahahahaha

who told rich guys that off gold looks good.
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:16:24 No. 536665607
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:16:24 No. 536665607 ►
>>536662113
Lmao, it's like seeing someone flex the brand new item added to the mmo
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:19:24 No. 536665766
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:19:24 No. 536665766 ►
page doesnt exist. no proof anywhere
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:19:58 No. 536665792
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:19:58 No. 536665792 ►
>>536662113
This is why we will never live in the Jetsons future.

It's gonna be the Blade Runner mixed with Children of Men future.
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)21:59:49 No. 536667713
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)21:59:49 No. 536667713 ►
>>536665766
He reposted it again to farm more engagement, he's not the original source anyway but I'm not crawling through nigger tiktok to find it.
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:05:12 No. 536667976
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:05:12 No. 536667976 ►
>>536662113
>The Excelsior Package includes rapid acting acetylcholinesterase based incapacitants to knock unruly niggers out and advanced feature detection algorithms that allow automated parking on their necks as they lie on the ground
I think I'm going to treat myself a bit this time
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:08:33 No. 536668127
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:08:33 No. 536668127 ►
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:10:50 No. 536668256
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:10:50 No. 536668256 ►
>>536662113
Californiafag here. I've seen several Cybercabs driving around as Tesla is doing road tests right now. There's no reason to believe this one was stolen when it was probably just the test driver stopping to make a monkey video.
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:12:10 No. 536668312
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:12:10 No. 536668312 ►
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>>536662113
Very cool. When are we getting cybercabs in Sweden?
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:12:28 No. 536668327
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:12:28 No. 536668327 ►
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>>536662113
Nigga we out here cyberpunk'n and sheit.
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:13:54 No. 536668392
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:14:23 No. 536668421
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:14:23 No. 536668421 ►
>>536662113
What is the nigger doing in the trunk?
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:15:14 No. 536668464
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:15:14 No. 536668464 ►
>>536662113
Pimps were right, no aa's
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:18:11 No. 536668591
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:18:11 No. 536668591 ►
>>536662113
the gold is ugly as shit but i guess they want them to stand out and is somewhat yellow like a taxi?
modern black and yellow taxi design would look way better
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:22:31 No. 536668832
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:22:31 No. 536668832 ►
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>>536668591
They intentionally made it look worse than yellow cabs because the future is worse
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:25:14 No. 536668979
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:25:14 No. 536668979 ►
>>536662113
>uploading hot property on tiktok
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:28:28 No. 536669153
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>>536668421
Just nigger things, you wouldn't understand
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Anonymous
 06/08/26(Mon)22:34:36 No. 536669467
Anonymous 06/08/26(Mon)22:34:36 No. 536669467 ►
>>536665792
>we

Just amerimutts and amerikikes and amerisnippeddicks.


Try traveling and see. By design, your nigger and drug infested land of cucks is not moving anywhere. You’re still trying to catch up filling pot holes.stupid jew slave

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