that should create a lot of jobs

it will be penis inspection day though, since only trannies will complain about this made up story

>>536669644
This is literally 1984. They're taking democracy away from me, They're killing my homeland

>>536669644
Dr jeet will be happy

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>cunt checks
Imagine the potpourri of stenches...

>>536669644
I thought it was pretty invasive when I got checked for hernias before I could play sports as a young man.

For those that don't know, a doctor literally cups your fucking balls in his hand and tells you to turn your head and cough.

I would have much rather just gotten a hernia.

Did you guys ever failed penis inspection day?

Like among the first ones I had, I don't remember clearly, but there could have been a blunder. Some feelings of shame and fear lingering.

Maybe my underwear was piss stained or the dick unwashed, I dunno. It's humiliating tho.

>>536669726
Based on the laws of supply and demand, they won't pay well, yet a lot of people will still want the job.

>>536669644
Can't they literally just check birth records?
Or maybe just verify what gender they were when they first signed up to the district if they've been there a long time?

Demanding genital examinations is just malicious compliance, like requiring an ID to let someone in the bathroom.

>>536669644
Pahaha trannies are funny if they think they pass this much

>>536669890
These are the same people who refuse to treat a woman going through a miscarriage because it would be illegal to give her an abortion.

>>536669740
All for something that isn't even real: gender

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>>536669644
Where do i sign up?

>>536669871
I failed it almost every year, sucked having to be that year's cumdump for the whole class 3 years in a row.

>>536669644
I wonder if they are going to use tools and wonder if the girls with huge roast beef curtains cannot hide their shame no more. Let them flap in the wind freely when your vagene goes through the drag resistance tests to find out why you really couldnt be a pilot female anon.

>>536669975
You’re a stupid faggot

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>>536669644
How does one get such a gig?
I assume there's some kind of training course

>>536669644
pedo fuel

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>>536669644
>vagina inspector
I voted for this

>>536669837
Wtf

>>536669890
>like requiring an ID to let someone in the bathroom
The genital-checkers would be forced to follow their ideology to its logical end with this kind of implementation.
With snitching-based enforcement, they can claim they're not really about checking people's genitals while creating a chilling effect on bathroom usage by trans people (and creating a wider chilling effect on public gender expression).

>>536669644
How is this any different than penis inspection day? We all had to do it. You are telling me the girls never had inspection day like we all did?

>>536669644
cant this jsut be done along with the physical?
i mean dont htye have to check that area anyways

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>>536670069
prompt: Comic book style illustration of Pepe the Frog as a suave detective inspector. Pepe has his classic green frog face with smug expression, wearing a sharp dark suit, white shirt, tie, and a fedora hat tilted slightly. He is holding up a shiny golden sheriff's badge in one hand, prominently displaying the text "CERTIFIED VAGINA INSPECTOR" in bold capital letters around an official-looking insignia in the center. Dramatic comic panel lighting, bold black outlines, vibrant colors, halftone dots for classic comic aesthetic, dynamic pose, high detail, humorous meme style. orientation: portrait layout: block

>>536669644
why cant trannies just not lie?

>>536670109
Here, in case you don't believe me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLxtMWntPeY

>>536669644
>We can't do it without fingering your daughters
How about a fucking cheek swab and look under a microscope instead of molesting more kids?

>>536669966
That bullshit is another example of malicious compliance. These people aren't interested in enforcing the rules. They're throwing a hissy fit about the rules existing and taking them to performative extremes.

>>536669644
But muh Women's spaces....

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>>536669644
Source: I made it up.
It's either that or some deep left area is desperate to create malicious compliance, more likely two retards just thought up the idea and then posted them being gay shitlibs together as news. it is retarded.
They always lie.
Like 95% of troons are recognizable on the spot it's pilpul to suggest you need to see that bull dog face's axe wound.
A drowning shitlib clutches at straws.

>>536669726
NEETS will finally apply.

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>>536669644

>Liberals rewrite federal paperwork so that troons can pretend they're the opposite sex
>troons jerk off in girl's room
>we now have to look under girls skirts to see if they have a cock because we aren't allowed to state the obvious and say that we know a troon is a troon.

>stranger examines your daughters vahjingjong
>WE ARE KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM TRANNIES

>>536670050
nouns have a gender. living beings have a sex

>>536669644
Where do I sign up?

>>536669644
Surely this would be information in the student's official record already.

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>>536669644
Wtf? We had penis inspection day when i was a kid. It was to see if our balls had dropped. Why should it be more invasive for girls rather than us boys? Why dont they just have trans sports and trans schools for themselves? They could even have friendly trans vs normals soccer games and whatnot -math competitions, chess tournaments, whatever.....

>>536670316
What are you doing in order to go after all the pedophiles in the Christian clergy?

>>536669644
Just, ya know, go back to regular school, the way it's been for for ages. They'll see when it's time to shower anyways.

>>536669837
You pussy, we all had to do this. Turn your head and cough. I bet you're one of those that was too afraid to shower naked with the rest of the team.

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>>536669726
>that should create a lot of jobs

BOBS AND VAGENE SAAAAAAAAAAAR!

DOCTOR PATEL TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!

>>536669837
You obviously never been in the military. Those doctors love to cup the nuts

>>536670461
Hence
>Medical providers staewide have said such exams are unnecessary
The trans are basically threatening to rape the girls if they aren't allowed in the locker rooms.

>>536669837
>a doctor literally cups your fucking balls in his hand and tells you to turn your head and cough.

They shove a finger up your spermadic cord hole to feel for spincter tightness you idiot.

>>536670509
wtf is going on here

>>536669644
They're not digging in there, they'll simply tell you to spread the legs so your tuck becomes undone if you're a man in hiding. Penis inspection day was 5 secs for me and it was with a woman inspector.

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>>536670366
>"good news everyone, we found the perfect way to still get into the girl's locker rooms and look at them naked to fap to"
>Chaim MacMassgravenstein wipes his lipstick, takes off his curly rainbow wig and pulls off one of his earrings
>"oh thank god"

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>>536670579
>wtf is going on here
jeets being jeets

>>536669837
Some people just brought up to be prudes. Fucking tourist faggots that come here even try to avoid bathing naked before jumping in our pools, making everyone swim in their literal shit. Dirty fuckers

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>>536670489
Hey look a redditor. You realize that shit happens wayyyyyyy more often I'm public schools right? In fact, it happens anywhere adults are in charge of children. You dickless troons like to pick on the church for some reason though, low hanging fruit for midwits I suppose. You can use talking points from middle school without actually having to use your brain. Looks like it's time to go back.

>>536669644
peak dystopia

>>536669644
women shouldn't play sports anyways, it turns them into unbearable dykes, semi-dykes, or psuedo-dykes

>>536669644
>mfw girls sports will no longer exist because they dont want to get inspected

>>536669644
Girls go to gynecologists.
Er....
wut?
>a redditor skewing the facts to promote faggotry
Say it ain't so. OP is retarded.

>>536670316
>>536670489
>What are you doing in order to go after all the pedophiles in the Christian clergy?

What are we doing to go after all the pedophiles in the public school system that are raping kids at ten times the rate of what the perv priests do?

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>>536669726
>that should create a lot of jobs
i finally have a use for the speculum i bought a few years back. just gotta dust it off and send in my application.

>>536670111
What? Did you just stream a bunch of words together?

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Should do more extensive tests.

>>536669644
No source/reddit.

>>536669644
Technically that's still penis inspection day

>>536670164
It's best if they do. Don't want any rampant rice clogging the drains

>>536670489
by exposure, parents rape their children more than the clergy do. You only care, because you hunger for children, and it will only stop when someone finally fucking kills all of you.

>>536669644
Someone will sneak a hidden camera and take videos, and sell them to the dark web
Looks like the epstein folks are eatin good with this one

>>536669644
i remember when penis inspection day was a joke about children privacy invasion. but miggers unironically want it. im sure it's totally not to start legalizing assaulting children to satisfy their sick tastes

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>>536670722
Mystery Sciene Theatre robot had a speculum for a mouth/beak?

>>536669644
Just do it like drug tests at work, on suspicion

>>536670579
Izzat, Saar. Acting like humans proves you're just an ignoble punk and of low station in society, Saar. Real Chads push through the crowd of those with lesser Izzat. It shows your low place in life compared to Poo Chads that you think they ever need a special reason to act like insectoid zombies.

>>536669644
Should be photographed and uploaded to an official government website and subject to public records requests. It's a safety issue.

>>536670630
Based nigur

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>>536670864
>fine you fucking goyim, you don't want trannies in the locker rooms?
>then here's your anti-trans bill to keep them out of locker rooms. our trans teachers can perform genital inspections to protect your children from trannies in the locker room :^)

>>536669726
I'm a 30 year old man and I would gladly take this opportunity.

>>536670888
It’s a joke because boomers had to go through it
Only fags like penis inspection day

>>536670667
All women are bi with a preference for chad

>>536670316
Even on their birth certificate? That's insane.

>>536670926
How dare you expose me (an obvious tranny) as a tranny without my consent chud

Clown world

>>536669837
>For those that don't know, a doctor literally cups your fucking balls in his hand and tells you to turn your head and cough.

What's really weird is that after you do that, the doctor pulls down his pants and says "Okay, now it's my turn."

>>536669885
I will literally do this job for free, regardless of age. They need to hire me. We need to keep these ladies safe.

>>536669644
Can't they just tell by the smell?

>>536670888
Wait you had no penis inspection day? How lucky.

>>536669726
I found my calling

>>536669644
I always get really sad in the grocery store, walking by the seafood section, repulsed. Why did God associate pussy with such contemptible fare? Fucking disgusting. A girl's ass does not have anywhere near the heft in terms of scent.

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>>536669644
yep, because trannies totally cannot be identified from a mile away. they never pass. total reddit death.