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Ladies and gentlemen, we must regretfully inform you all that there will not be a new episode of Saturday Night Metal tonight. We are making some improvements and so this one is taking a little bit longer. We do apologize for the delay, but I think you will find the final product to be worth the wait. We honestly could have just done a jabroni rush job, but that would have resulted in a show that is less than our best and less than our fans deserve. Saturday Night Metal episode 14 will be finished by next Saturday, and we are hoping to get a little bit ahead on the work so as to avoid any further delays. The opening promo will be posted in this thread when it is finished, and I might drop a few other little previews as well. Again, we thank you for your patience and understanding on this matter, and we look forward to providing you with a fine episode next week.
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>>20227154
Saturday Night Metal got cancelled
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>>20227154
You know some of your wrestlers are paid by appearance, right? There's rumblings.
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>>20227240
Shut up, faggot. Your next Deadly KWAB is coming next episode.
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>>20232054
Nah all my guys are on guaranteed-money contracts, plus they're allowed to work the indies if they want. But to get real for a minute, the main thing that delayed this week's episode is the fact that I am making a full-length opening video for Saturday Night Metal. This involves pulling clips from nearly every match that has ever been featured on SNM, so it has turned into a huge task. However, we are confident that the show should be ready by next week. If time permits, we will also be turning some of the comedy commercials into videos.
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Don't worry about it, PVE. Yer doin ' a good job, sparky.
More and more kino production values just means the shows getting better by the day as it becomes ambitious in its undertakings. Just another mountain to climb and as they say; the higher the mountain, the cooler the breeze.
Keep up the good work and hey,....more good times.
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>>20234684
Your patience in this matter is much appreciated. And you are correct, these little delays are usually done so that we can continue to improve things. As we like to say around here, a late show is only bad until it arrives, but once a shitty show is posted, it's bad forever. Here's a tiny little preview of the opening promo to give you an idea of what we got cookin.
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>"Uhh...hey Pepe Von Erich. *braps!* S-s-sorry the show isn't happening and all uhh...*pblth!* but uhhhhhh.....*poooOOOOOOOOOOOoooot!!!* c-c-c-could you ummmm....*wet, squidgey mashed potatoes sounds with every step* Could you show me where the uhhh....*breaks out in cold sweat, can't clench glute muscles any harder* where the uhh...*bites lip staring at every fire alarm he can lay eyes on* Could you uhh...t-tell me where the b-bathrooms in the arena are?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM2yZaVFDpo
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>>20242174
I was told Kevin Nash got anally violated.
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Alright, everybody! the new intro video for Saturday Night Metal is finally complete!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/eI8E1rsL7ENE
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>>20244101
Great stuff, love seeing the show growing. Also is this a teaser? Would be cool seeing Raja return for KINOMANIA
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>>20244235
good catch, that particular clip is the Apu News screen for SNME14, and there will in fact be a small announcement regarding Raja Jackson. I've been trying to get him out of jail for awhile now.
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>"Pepe Von Erich, my name is Sensei Steven Seagal. When you get back from your hiatus, you're gonna give me a shot at the Gigadimes title or I'm going to come down to the arena and snatch every motherfucker birthday!"
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>>20252724
>*mumbles and farts* Errruhhh...okay? Uhh, what do you guys need for me to join up on the roster? You need to see a sample of my best moves? Well here, *wheezes out of breath* whaddya think of this?"