looks like even cagematch isn't safe from the e-drone nuclear meltdown that started last night

>>20253520
>2:14
aew is so fucking badly booked

lmao this nigga is german

>>20253526
Lol, silly tranny E-Gods are on fagmatch

>>20253520
nah this was actually massing brained, nuclear pre cope from tony because he knows matches under 5 minutes don't get ratings so he kept it short so he couldn't get murked on the 'match. he does the same thing with ROH matches.

Matches under 10 minutes can’t be rated.

>>20253549
>silly tranny E-Gods are on fagmatch
sounds about right

>>20253558
Under 5 minutes.

>>20253558
It had a rating this morning and was sitting at a 6

>>20253574
No, it fucking wasn't. Cockslurp.

>>20253520
matches shorter than 5 mins can’t be rated, though i swear i’ve seen it before

>jobbing out your top jew to a skinny meth head that can't talk...in two minutes

>>20253520
>Not eligible for the matchguide: match length < 5 minutes

Holy cope

>>20255258
they cant. dont listen to the false flaggot

>>20255258
it literally says right there but its in a different language

>>20255232
yes it was you fucking faggot, it had ratings scattered from 10 to 0 and everything inbetween, it was a fucking mess

>>20255329
No, it fucking didn't you pinhead.

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>>20255406
I still have the tab open from last night fuckhead, when you click the match itself all the reviews/ratings are gone

>>20255438
oh shit it's real kek

>>20253520
e drones are so embarrassing

>>20255438
You destroyed him just like the Pickle Man did on X.

>>20255438
It got a worse rating than Chiampa vs a jobber? Hahahahahaha!!!! OH NO NO NO!

>>20255438
Did you shop this? You're not supposed to be able to rate any match under 5 minutes on Cagematch.

>>20253520
Why such a short match? is MFJ legit hurt?

>>20255438
This was shopped, you idiot. This wasn't real. You cockstain.

>>20255438
Nice photoshop.

>>20255438
can't rate matches under 5 minutes

>desperate world title change on wrestlemania week
speedrunning the rise and fall of tna I see

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>>20253526
>God please let AEW be relevant. Please. I'm begging you. Let people talk about it. We put the title on Darby. It's all we had left. PLEASE GOD!

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>>20255944
did I shop the top half of the website too? Retard

if dickheads didn't spam 0-2 ratings for the Darby-MJF match, they would have left them up. It's clearly noteworthy enough to waive the <5 minutes rule, which isn't based on an arbitrary number but based on the fact that 99% of matches under 5 minutes or squash matches or filler garbage, NOT main events and/or impactful title changes

>Titelwechsel
german isn't a real language

>>20256099
>did I shop the top half of the website too?
Yeah, you clearly fucking did.

>>20256194
sorry fag, I don't suck cock like you and bitch about "Bronletty" like a dickless tranny making gay photoshops. You're starved for attention because your life fucking sucks, that's exclusively a you problem.

>>20256456
I don't do any of that though.

>>20255872
Sometimes they do allow ratings for below 5 minute matches they deem significant but they got rid of the ratings for this one because there was negative ratings

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>>20256585
Nope, they have never done that before, it has always been the 5 minute rule dating back at least 50 years ago when Al Gore invented the internet

>>20253526
E-drones don't use cagematch. People are allowed to say Tony fucked up. It's not that the decision was bad, the build was retarded and the match no matter how you cope about " he was beat up and cheating and and he um did the headlock callback" it still made their top champion look like a bitch. It deserves a low rating for that alone.

>>20256669
people are still talking about it a day later in a week where everything, literally everything, should be currently be getting drowned out by hype for wrestlemania, which isn't happening. seems like tony made the right call actually.

>>20256669
>chicken shit heel gets a taste of his own medicine and instantly crumbles is le bad because uhhh I just learned the word “buried”
I hate people that screech “MEDIA LITERACY!!!” But this is one case where it clearly applies because wrestling fans are retarded as fuck

>>20256695
The only comments I seen today were on a Meltzer clip that came up on Youtube and most of them were negative. It was surprising to see people comparing it to WWE putting the belt on Spike dudley during the attitude era on a WON video.

>>20253520
Darby squashing MJF really buried Kenny Omega

>>20256907
Kenny looking like an aids patient buried Kenny Omega. He shoulda punched AJ in the balls. Also Kenny won, a 15 count no less.

>>20256695
https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/

There are 2 posts out of 25 on the front page about Darby winning the title. 1 of them is fan art. It doesn't get more AEW-friendly than /r/SC, the Meltzer post critical of putting the title on Darby was deleted, and still..... 2 out of 25. A day after putting supposedly the most important wrestling title in the world on supposedly one of the most popular wrestlers in the world.

WrestleMania is doing record numbers, I'm sorry. You're hopeless to stop it or even slow it down.

>>20256850
MJF isn’t a chicken shit heel. He literally just conquered a 40 minute Texas Deathmatch where everything and the kitchen sink was thrown at him. Somehow a nutshot and four slopdrops kills him instantly.

>>20257390
There's a lot of fill-in-the-blank madlibs fans around here, they have no understanding of what they're talking about, they just parrot whatever they read on Reddit or heard from a YouTube video

The quintessential chickenshit heel has a heater or female valet to hide behind, like when MJF was paired with Wardlow. MJF in his "you have to fight my friends and win before you get to fight me" phase was a chickenshit. He hasn't been that for years now, he's just been a dime a dozen cheating asshole heel.

lmao
>ban under 5 minute matches from being voted
>break the site rule and allow voting on this specific match because it's dub and you expect a 9+ average
>the site users bury it
>whoops sorry it's under 5 minutes oh well better delete the ratings
It'll come back later with all the ratings below 9 removed

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This is what the match specific voting page looks like now. I read it last night before I went to bed and now it's gone.
Bitte überschreiben = Please overwrite