You fakehausens don't know the lore

>>20255237
in like two years this guy went from losing a feud with /pw/ and getting buried in the toy box to one of the most over wrestlers in the world. wild

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aidshausen

>>20255241
but when will he get his PT Cruiser from Rock The Dwayne

>>20255257
He just proves that it’s never too late for any of us anons

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How did Tony fumble this cash cow

>>20255257
>to one of the most over wrestlers in the world
On what fucking planet

>>20255283
Israel

>>20255257
we got buriedhausen worse than when bronson reed buried us. are we jobbers brehs?

>>20255282
Tony isn't in the business to make money. Full stop.

>>20255237
the hindenhausen

>>20255237
phil got his buddy a job as a favor and now he's on every fucking show and doesn't even have to wrestle or take bumps 99% of the time. should have known he was the GOAT carny from the bootleg shirts but god damn

>>20255283
planet retard

>>20255283
Planet Earth

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>>20255283
The Planethausen

Blimphausen

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>>20255331
100% true

>>20255408
Lol, I gave Shahid a very racist voice when I played this in my head.
>"Dirka, dirka, dirka...jihad."

>>20255357
>>20255365
double post bug still happening?

>>20255257
/pw/ will never recover from this

>>20255331
Tony's in the business to be best friends with all the big, strong wrestlers.

>>20255880
There’s a lot of cooked pigs in here. (Myself included). Danhausen got buried on here for selling bootleg merch about 2 years ago.

>>20255257
Two years? He got massive boos on his debut and called the new shockmaster. His turnaround in just a month has been insane

What a fucking dweebo

>>20255237
Every single faggot mark insult as well as every bitter GayEW commentary SEETHING in this thread is automatically invalidated by the fact Danhausen is making MASSIVE dimes for WWE.

If Nick Khan is filling the bank account with him while you're just crying about him on the internet. Who is actually right?

>>20255237
isn't his wife a prostitute or something and isn't he raising her son

>>20255283
Planet hausen

>>20255988
Smarks are always wrong

my theory is that they signed danhausen solely because they saw how much merch money mr. iguana was making

>>20255237
Why woild this retard spoil this? He did the same thing with his debut

>>20255431
shahid is actually kind of based, too bad his son turned out to be such a dogwanking faggot

>>20256534
Danhausen vs Mr. Iguana might be a top feud ngl

took 10 years but danhausen is getting a blimp. happy for him.

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>>20255237
Their official twitter posted this
It's actually happening, wow

>>20255237
The comedy joke wrestler is more serious about accomplishing his goals than 99.9% of the roster