>>20261892
Absolute slop

here for danhausen

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happy WM weekend smackgods

>>20261892
EXCITED

Why the fuck is AJ co headlining with Steph, he deserves his own

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>>20261928
>but I digress

>>20261928
ABOLLO

>>20261933
steph has contributed way more to the biz
are you crazy?

>>20261935
Kek

>>20261928
He's...he's pulling double duty in the Andre...right guy?
Aw man ;_;

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>>20261943
>steph has contributed way more to the biz
>are you crazy?

>>20261915
Kino

>>20261933
Its Stephanie McMahon

Slopdown starting

Why are they playing the f*male Ghostbusters on USA? I thought it got memory holed out of existence.

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Please eat a burger.

>>20261892
#2? Are people that excited for Smackdown?

>>20261892
>92
This is the thread

another skippable episode as per usual or actually worth watching?

>>20261976
we are excited about criticising it

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Had a 1 hour 30 minute nap and I’m still tired

Since the shrimp faggot is spamming the new threads, remember kids, don't click on his streams unless you want your ass doxxed :)

crowd looking disgusting

They should thank Vince for all of this. I know I am

WRESTLEMANIA

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>>20261982
I guess you'll just have to watch and find out!

who will be simp who mentions a womeme moment

>no one said Benoit and Eddie hugging

>when Chyna turned on Kane
Never hear anyone referencing WM15 for historic moments

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for me its cole vs lawler

wtf is this gay package who the fuck cares about marks

BUDDY IS IN VEGAS I REPEAT. HE HAS ARRIVED.

>>20262001
>WWE produced interviews for this very promo
Even if someone did mention it they'd never air them saying that

so we’re stalling to fill time on the go home show are we

who gets hope from watching wrestlemania? lmao

Most iconic mania moment?
For me it's
>FEIN FEIN FEIN

Michin is so fucking hot, it's ridiculous.

izzz WRESTLEMANIA frfr brooooo finna bounce on cock

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>>20262004
the marks really are in the ring

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>Michin with a dog
Someone save that poor thing quick

Stretam????

>>20262013
me lolz
makes me thinks of that shrimp

>Korean bringing dog to work
Guess she wants her own dinner instead of catering.

>>20262012
5 minutes in before the introduction part of the show actually even started. This is going to be a looong episode.

>>20261989
Russo? Me too bro

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GAIN SOME FUCKIN WEIGHT YOU DISGUSTING CUNT GHOUL!

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Ya see Iyo, people like you don’t get to go to wrestlemania

no pop for lyra get bayley away from her

Opening segment better be good.

is pat really a billionaire

And he seethed.

Muted

>>20262031
smoke a real cig faggot

ok this is my first time actually seeing Heel Pat.

dead crowd yikes

Pat finna

Self made billionaire? What?

>As of early 2026, Pat McAfee’s net worth is estimated to be approximately $60 million

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>>20262038
>muting Randy's intro

>I SEE PITBULLS DYING

>>20262043
I quit last year

why is the crowd so quiet/muffled?

How do you stomach this after Darby became the world heavyweight champion of the world just two days ago?

>>20262047
they've been enjoying some wonderful independent wrestling all day as well as the attractions of wonderful Las Vegas. They are just tired.

BILLINGS, MONTANA MENTIONED

>>20262031
please don’t bully my girl like that

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Alberto spotted backstage beating Paige

GIGAPOPOLA
CODY IS TRASHOLA
RANDY IS CHAMPOLA

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It is now day 473 of me not organizing my wrestling folder

>>20262067
that partola

I HEAR VOLCELS IN MY HEAD

>smackdown gets two threads before the first person enters the ring
>dynamite, even with a world title hotshot, gets one (1) thread all night
aew at tne intersection of GRIM and DIRE

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>ring mat says RAM
Wtf? This is SD

Shane McMahon is set to make an appearance btw

>t. I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

RANDY RANDY RANDY

I hear langis in my head

>>20262068
The greatest streak in /pw/ history

>i don't need him, i want him
<3

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>>20262076
Did someone say RAM?

Just b urself :)

>>20262079
sybau

just bee urself

genius from wwe inserting pat they’re actually getting randy booed

>>20262091
chris brookes onahole

>>20261892
Is Orton corpsing through his promo?

Just b yourself

>cody rhodes
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>all these freaks paid to watch Stephanie McMahons HOF speech

Yeesh

BOOOOOOOO

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>Cody getting booed

those gosh darn voices

cawdybwo what's the cope for him getting booed tonight?

Bros...I'm not excited for WrestleMania. The YouTubers vs Knight and Usos should be funny tho.

>>20262098
Had to look that up and now I’m on a watchlist. Thanks for that

Cody and Drew bros we are getting fucking slaughtered out here. ....

>>20262111
Its a Wrestlemania crowd and they're the smarkiest crowd of the year

based bottom codester getting topped by randy

BASED RKO

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>20262111
They don't love and respect kweens like we do. And that's a damn shoot

KO return

>>20262117
why would you search that

RANDY GIVES
CODY TAKES

>>20262119
lol

>>20261892
This is the feud they should have gone with from the get go. It's not amazing, but they've got history dating from Legacy, and it's only the night one main event.

>>20262123
Nah crodie they were the crazy bitches back in the 80s especially the granny's they stabbed wrestlers with nuclear heat.

>>20262132
brock vs oba should have main evented, if this was over the WHC instead of the WWE it would have

they’re chanting take….

punk and roman are night 2?
yiiiikes

>>20262123
You would enjoy the AEW crowd.

Are they not allowed to talk about Legacy?

>>20262127
Lmao I’m not a weeb I don’t know these Nintendo words

take counter?

>>20262135
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

is that it? are we just finna start a women's match now?

>>20262136

They are the main event, Cody can't draw for shit anymore

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randybros are we winning?

>>20262139
They probably don't want to mention or allude to Ted

>KO mentioned
please god

Shouldn't this have been the promo he cut the week after he turned on Cody?

>THE THREE MOST DANGEROUS LETTERS IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

>(((TKO)))!!

>>20262136
rock is costing roman and setting up mania next year

>>20261892
>GAMETHREAD #2
Dynamite could never

Semll ya later marks!

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>>20262143
thats why smackdown sucks
its 3 hours of womeme wrestling and 5 foot midcarders

>>20262140
i dont watch anime but i used to active on /jp/

why does pat pretend like his whole run as commentator didn't happen he doesn't know who anyone is

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WE'RE TAKING IT ALL!
SLOB ON HIS BALLS, OPEN MY MOUTH AND SWALLOW HIS LOAD
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL (IN THE ASS!)
HE FISTIN' MY ASS, DROPPIN' MY PROLAPSE DOWN TO THE FLOOR
WE’RE TAKING IT ALL (UGH!)
READY FOR BUTTPLAY, BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE!
WE'RE TAKING IT ALL (IN THE ASS!)
SLIP IN MY COLON, I FEEL EXCITED, AROUSED
WE’RE TAKING IT ALL!

Lyric poster?

SEE YA TOMRROW, MARKS!

>>20261892
Ugh mfts

WE KILLING ALL SIMPS

FUCKING GRIM MATCH

>>20262163
NXTroons ruined Smackdown with their incessant need for womeme wrestling and blacks and flippy midgets

>>20262132
It's insane to me that Legacy isn't the focus of this feud. Is there some sort of blackmark on kayfabe storylines from the PG era?

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>>20262162

Who else is just waiting for the battle royal?

>>20261892
Piss break coming nice n' early

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We're taking it all!
Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his load
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floor
We’re taking it all (Ugh!)
Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!
We're taking it all (In the ass!)
Slip in my colon, I feel excited, aroused
We’re taking it all

>>20262154
LMFAO

>>20262143
oh lord it's somehow even worse.... wyattslop. i'm out

>>20262150
Ted was innocent

is it better to be mark or a smark?

I still don't know what MFT stands for.

>>20262167
Kek based

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do we want the MFTs or wyatts to win?
who do you think will actually win?

>>20262154
We use the word here, brother

>>20262185
MyFamilyTree

Ngl lads it puts a smile on my face when the womeme wrestling haters and the simp haters start posting, fuck these indian nxtroons

WHY ARE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS STILL FEUDING

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>>20262175
I really want SmackDown to be as good as RAW.

50% of the roster of SmackDown needs to move to NXT/AAA. 25% of NXT and 25% of AAA needs to move to SmackDown.

>>20262185
My fat todger

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Why did Asuka just post this? She also tagged iyo and giulia

>>20262196
indians are the biggest gooners thobeit as are nxt fans. wtf are you talking about

>>20262196
>>20262175
We get it.

>>20262176
Why would it be?

Just because something happened 17 years ago doesn’t mean it was good or particularly meaningful.

It’s ancient history.

why are the wyatt six and mfts employed? if they were never on the show again no one would notice

>>20262196
Slice it.

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BEEP BEEP BOOP
BEEP BEEP BOOP
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP

>>20262185
Mutha Fukkin Tongans

did michin eat that dog?

this should be on the wm card
huge match

>>20262185
Male-female trans

>>20262176
Those who know, know about Legacy. They don't wanna mention it though because of the nuclear heat of Ted Jr right now.

>>20262185
The original concept was probably Mother Fucking Tongans, but they can't put that on a t-shirt so they changed it to My Family Tree, which they barely mention because it's an embarrasing name.

>>20262154
kek those unhinged stream chats are always hilarious

>>20262185
My First Titjob

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>>20262181

>>20262154
Kek

lmfao that e-pig brand tattoo

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Will Melo relinquish the Andrechu Medallion?

>>20262167
I popped huge when this post showed up for work on Monday

Last time we're seeing these guys.

>>20262247
fucking PLEASE

>Wyatts come out
>about 5 people in the crowd cheer

KEK BASED MATCH

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>>20262244

I'm really scared watching this entrance. Do they really let this kinda stuff on TV?

MFTs have to win this, they're complete jokes as wrestlers if they don't
i know they are going to lose though
I FUCKING HATE THE WYATT SHITS

I cant believe they actually spend an entire year doing this fucking garbage

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DIEEEEEEEE
FOR
ME
BROTHEEEEEEEEER


they have no right to have such a kino theme

can’t believe people are blaming tko for bad creative instead of triple h as if he doesn’t put dumb shit like this on tv for 8 months straight

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>>20262200
Based. Pagano and Psycho Clown would be a perfect fit. For women they can add Lady Shani for the tits and ass

This is what happens when you spend too much time with dead tribute acts

>we have the meats
Listen to that shit bro that sound dirty

God Talla fucking sucks

What does Nikki Cross even do

Rowan sucks, fucking Viking Raider-tier suckage

Look at that fat piece of shit

>>20262224
>nuclear heat of Ted Jr right now.
You niggas need to make up you mind
Either Ted Jr. has nuclear heat from the recent welfare funds scandal (in which case, WWE is completely wasting it by not bringing him back yet), or he's some forgettable jobber from Legacy who nobody would care about seeing if he was brought back
But he can't be both of those things at once

We’re doing this match AGAIN??? ITS A FUCKING LANTERN

>>20262269
Shake that delicious fat ass to motivate the wyatts

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>>20262260
it's fucking unreal to me
they destroyed the smackdown tag team scene for this garbage to stink up tv for almost a year
it's truly ludicrous

THIS MATCH IS SPONSORED BY ARBY’S
>WE HAVE THE MEATS
TALLA TONGA COULD EASILY PUT DOWN 2 TRIPLE BEEF N CHEDDARS

>>20262273
Turn my monitor on

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based nikki getting paid for doing absolutely nothing

>>20262257
Yeah, seeing all the unsold seats that aren't lit up by the phone lights must be pretty terrifying for tko.

>>20262278
This is the big blow-off match

They fucking around with the audio feed

Joe Tess dropping his professional announcer schtick and reacting like a mark whenever a garbage gimmick match happens always pops me for some reason.

>>20262278
hang yourself its not just a lantern fucking newfag

>>20262288
>blowoff match
For about the 17th time

>10 wrestlers in a match
>not a single one of them is any good

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>there are people who payed thousands to be at this smackdown and both nights at mania and this is the first match they get

[Intro]
Are you ready?
You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well, you better get ready
Bow to the masters
Break it down!

[Verse 1]
Degenerate into something, fool
We just got tired of doin' what ya told us to do
That's the breaks boy, yeah
That's the breaks, little man
Break it down!

[Chorus]
D-Generation X
D-Generation

[Verse 2]
You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talkin' to?
Well, you'd better get used to the way the ball bounces
I've seen what you got, it measures in ounces
But that's the breaks boy, yeah
That's the breaks little man
Break it down!
You might also like
loml
Taylor Swift
6:16 in LA
Kendrick Lamar
The Alchemy
Taylor Swift
[Chorus]
D-Generation X
D-Generation

[Verse 3]
You think you're a big man? (Hahahaha)
Treat you like you're a little man
Yeah! Break it down!
Yo, tell me what it's like to be half a man
It must break your heart to see what I am
But that's the breaks boy, yeah
That's the breaks, little man
Break it down!

[Chorus]
D-Generation X
D-Generation

[Verse 4]
You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talking to?
Just stop wanting me to be someone else
Put it away like a book on a shelf
That you can’t read boy
Yeah, that you can’t read little man

______________________________

Did boomers really think these lyrics were tough?

>>20262264
Yes. They all need to go to SmackDown.

Ethan Page needs to go to SmackDown. Sol Ruca needs to go to SmackDown. 50% of SmackDown like Johnny Gargano and B-Fab need to go somewhere else. Hell, even half of the MFTs can't even cut a single promo

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>>20262275
Ted Jr is fresh off that welfare scandal, having anything to do with him right now would be risky and may cause bad press for WWE. If he were included in the story it would be relevant because of his shared history with Randy and Cody. However, in his own right, Ted Jr. was nothing to write home about as a wrestler.

>oh fuck

>>20262284
either akam or rezar recently said that drama with some of the wyatts during those last few house shows is why they got fired

>>20262273
Thicci is based dude

>>20262300
Or 8, still though

>>20262280
>diy
>diy version 2
>fraizer
>shitty Montez
Awful tag roster

>>20262279
She have the best ass, she should show it more

>>20262302
all lyrics are dumb when you read them with no music retard

>>20262301
>payed
fuck off jam boy

>>20262291
Yeah, surprised Netflix didn't censor a lot of that ad break.

unfathomably grim

>>20262311
they were having great matches and the audience was actually getting invested, and then they threw it away for nothing

>>20262313
t. little man

That was an ambitious spot to say the least.

Nikki Cross is wasted in this dimeless faction.

>>20262294
Awww do you actually think it’s the spirit of bray Wyatt little guy? It’s a lantern. Get fucked

>this is ugly
yes. yes it is.

>>20262324
Yes.

lumis shoulder broken

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JC should get his own theme music sung by Korn, then we'd have Korn on the Cobb

>>20262324
she hasn’t wrestled in 2 years and hopefully it’s 2 more. she fucking sucks

Dynamite and Collision were pretty good this week.

>>20262324
what else is she going to be doing

>>20262271
Erik and possibly Ivar are going to be cut.

>>20262313
That's not true at all.

>>20262321
No one cared until they almost died in one match. Fuck you johnny.

Taller Tongan

YEAH YEAH YEAH ;_;

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he's really called "taller tonga" kek

>>20262340
ivar teaches a class at the PC, if they cut him as an active wrestler they will keep him behind the scenes
idk about erik
hopefully they just fire erik and bring singles ivar kino back

>>20262304
>would be risky and may cause bad press for WWE
Meanwhile they brought Lesnar back while he was publicly accused of being part of Vince's sex trafficking
Not saying I believe the whore, but still. The accusation is there
>but that's different, it's Brock Lesnar, and he's not the one who was brought to court
still a bad press risk regardless

KWADF (kek what a dead friend)

WE MISS AND WILL AVENGE YOU LUKE HARPER
THE DOG WANKER PIECE OF SHIT WON'T GET AWAY WITH MURDER FOR LONG

>this one's for the big rig
based corey
based rowan
based harper

>more Friday night tag slop
God these gimmicks are js awful and cringe.
#makebodallasgreatagain #imaboliever

I DON'T want tables

>>20262338
Being Nikki ASS again.

>>20261892
What are they censoring during the match? The sound keeps cutting out.

>>20262353
Brock was just implied to be part of it, no?

this match would be better if paige was doing a strip tease in the middle of the ring

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jacy mateo

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mannn, the pacing of this match is off and it's sloppy. they should be better than this

The only thing I ate today was a caseys pizza and I am gassy

So you guys watch this every week huh?

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Look who I got a pic with!

Solo just spanked howdy

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>>20262370
Or 2006 Kelly Kelly

>>20262372
Indeed considering they wrestle each other every week

Bo needs to go back to the Sephiroth lookin ass wig. The braids mixed in with his dark hair is shit.

way to telegraph that the MFTs will lose paul

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Do you guys think Cody's promo is going to have something big happen or will it be just a response to Randy's claims?

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buddy live not watching his wife no wonder he gets cheated on so much

>>20261892
Nikki BUNDA

BREAKING NEWS: Nikki Cross takes a bump

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>>20262303
Yeah Sol Ruca does feel like a better fit in SD. And lady Shani is a bit walled after the pregnancy, but she can bounce back with some motivation kek. SD could use some torta tiddies

I dont particularly want to watch these fatsos

>>20262398
What’s he supposed to watch?

damn crazy boot

i'm like 1% interested in a talla/rowan hoss fight

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I'm not the only one that thought they were doing a Master Blaster Splash out of that am I?

Shit match

THANK YOU JESUS
FIRE ALL THE WYATTS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>20262407
his wife doing her job?

lolwhut

The wyatt stinks

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AYO THREAD GOY

NEW THREAD NOW

OR YOU ARE AN ANTISEMITE!

Fucking pin-stealing bastard Solo

>that finish
What

MOTHERFUCKING TONGA

hey look its green shirt guy
haven't seen him in a while

Solo the only dimes drawer gets the pin.

well that was a waste of time

>>20262411
im still amazed there hasnt been a giant feud with these guys in the past 6 months

WWE really needs to book better

Talla Tonga looks like CoKane

trade the wyatt six to aew for jericho

Everybody in this match needs to be released.

This ain't over.

That was awful

ASUKA MENTIONED

lot of wages in the ring, TKO
could do with a bit trimming

>>20262444
Sadly

Solo and Wyatt's made it seem like they were taking over the company and they can barely handle the tag team division.

>Sammy Sosa white jokes
>In 2026

>SAMMY SOSA WHITE
KEK

MAYBE?!

>>20262449
Asuka already posted >>20262203

>>20262425
She’s not on tv and it’s probably backstage stuff

SAMMY SOSA IS FUCKING WHITE

that sucked

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kek

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Priest needs to break character more often

That needs to be his gimmick. Kinda like how LA Knight's gimmick is botching

MARYSE

Maryse sexo

DANHAUSEN

MARYSE MILKIES

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THREAD BITCH MAKE A NEW THREAD

I GOT SHIT TO POST

I turned SmackDown once because I expected a decent multiman carnage match.
That was boring.

BASEDHAUSEN

MIZXIRS...

>what is that

>>20262475
>expecting a decent wrestling match in 2026
kek

>>20262485
>>20262485
>>20262485
>>20262485
>>20262485

Lol, Kit saying toxic toxic toxic in the back. Love these 3

>>20262484
>>20262484
>>20262484

>>20262465
>>20262469
>>20262471
Simps get the rope

see he's a comedy act nobody wants to see reddithausen in the actual ring. this is what he's made for

80s sitcom level
man i miss that shit
i finally get it now

Look at those big heavy hangers on Maryse.

>>20262487
>>20262489
ffs

>>20262490
Have sex

>>20262490
Meds status? Untaken

>>20262499
genuinely what could you possibly be complaining about

holy fuck the Sammy Sosa comment fuckin popped me

>>20262515
Get ready for your match Priest.