>>20613248 I kinda want to get one of these as a collector's item. 10 years from now it could be worth something and just takes up a tiny amount of room to store.
>a side story of the NBA Finals is a meme wrestler who uses his infernal trickster powers to remove the Knicks' bad luck and redirect it towards the opposing team
>Knicks go on to win game 3 >right afterwards, Danhausen and Stephen A do an ESPN segment where Danhausen says Stephen's game 4 check didn't clear >Stephen denies ever paying him any money, and says he doesn't need to because he doesn't believe in curses and the Knicks earned their win streak on their own and they'll win the finals >Danhausen curses Stephen and the Knicks, and uncurses the Spurs until Stephen pays up, then disappears this NEEDS to happen if Knicks win game 3. Why? >if Knicks win game 4 (or gets a 4th win up to game 7 to win the finals), then Danhausen can simply claim Stephen A panicked, changed his mind and sent him another cleared check >if Knicks lose game 4 (or continue losing up to game 6), every basketball fan in New York panics and seethes online at Stephen, telling him to stop being a stingy fucker and pay the man his human monies. Stephen continues downplaying the curse nervously the whole time >if Knicks go on to lose the entire finals, Stephen A can never return to NY again
The next SNME show will be in July in Madison Square Garden If Knicks win the Finals and Danhausen appears on the show at MSG, he's gonna get a god-tier pop from New York fans
>>20613599 >if Knicks go on to lose the entire finals, Stephen A can never return to NY again You guys think wrestling fans are crazy? I guarantee you there's more than a couple of basketball fans in NY who'd legit kill Stephen A. Smith if he rejected Danhausen and Knicks lost the Finals after. They wouldn't care about his feud with Danhausen being clearly scripted
>>20613295 >>20613314 As much as I dislike Tony, I don't think it's fair to consider this whole Danhausen/NBA thing a fumble for him The only reasons why the Knicks un-cursing thing is happening right now is because 1. unlike AEW, WWE had a pre-existing relationship with ESPN which gave Danhausen and Stephen A. Smith the platform to start the Knicks cursing/uncursing angle, and 2. just pure dumb luck that the Knicks ended up having an incredible win streak right after Danhausen uncursed them Both of those things are beyond Tony's control. Nobody could have seen that win streak coming
>>20613770 >pure dumb luck that the Knicks ended up having an incredible win streak Some day someone might reveal a little secret about betting sports to you...... You know, they are similar to professional wrestling in a certain funny way.
This big tall lanky ooga booga is just not able to go the distance. He's good for a squash match it seems but he can't go an hour with okada or flair. I haven't been able to watch the entire games but I haven't been able to catch like the last quarter and a half or two quarters and it seems like this guy is completely out of gas by the time I get to watch and he misses almost every single shot that is in a slam dunk which he doesn't have to jump to do so and a foul shot. He's too tall. He blows through all of his energy way too quick because there's too much muscles. There's too much space for all of his nutrients, proteins, calories, whatever it is that gives you your energy. It's all being depleted and an alarming rate. If you watch survivor you will notice especially in the earlier seasons. The people that are most affected by the lack of food are people that are extremely tall and people that are extremely muscular because their bodies need more
>>20615058 Nah Wemby is the problem, Castle seems like he's a better player than Wemby and others. Like European players there nothing but pawn pieces to the game nothing special.
>>20613770 Bro, AEW is TNT and TBS and was with Inside NBA and other shows and the only guys who ever actually went out and tried to get the company some publicity were Cody and Jericho and AEW itself did very little to capitalize off it then Danhausen was on their roster and selling more merch than everyone and making his own content and they did nothing then they had RJ City just doing his own shows for free on their Youtube and it became a hit even outside their fanbase and they did nothing and they had Brawl Out and did nothing etc. etc.