Does anybody have anything they wanna share?
@r anon
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@errands anon
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Silver Fox anon
@Cuzcbro
@Dexter
@Hapa-chan
@Abusemom anon
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Plankfem
@Catfish anon
@Nomi
@Uncle anon
@Jocasta
@Link
@Blackanon
@Convention Bro
@Winemom anon
@kels
@Poetbro
@Autismom
@Imoutanon
@MomGF anon
@Grievingmom anon
@Australiaunt
@Anonymouse
@Sisabled
@Tennismom anon
@Painmeds-chan
@Any new people

>>84350760
>Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!
>>84349810 lol this you incel?

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>>84350760
she looks a bit young for a mommy

>>84350908
>she looks a bit young for a mommy
She looks just the right age to be turned into a mommy

>>84350908
but youngest recorded grandmother was 17?

>>84351264
>but youngest recorded grandmother was 17?
>Mum-Zi, from Akwa Akpa (now Calabar, Nigeria), gave birth to a daughter at the age of 8 in 1884, and her daughter also had a child at the age of 8, making Mum-Zi a grandmother at just 8 years old.
Jesus Christ that's young.

>>84351355
>making Mum-Zi a grandmother at just 8 years old.
I think your AI borked

>>84351559
Whoops. my bad ganng.

>>84350760
only CHADSON can score a hole in one

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>>84350760
Slow passionate sex with my Russian-Polish mum who is looks kind of East Asian.
>t. Short swarthy anglocel goblin who at least has a big dick
>tfw my mum made a joke about how big my cock is when she caught me wanking

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>>84351973
Basically Madam Hisae (pic rel) is the closeted manga/anime style character to my irl mum
>Except my mum is a slavic mutt
>With epicanthic eye folds and a small flattish nose
>Milky skin and huge tits
>Thick brunette hair
>5'6 and thicc
>Giggly and bouncy but sometimes testy
>Not Japanese but she probably has some distant mongol or turkic or commie korean ancestry
I did wank once using her panties but felt horrid afterwards

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>>84351999
I meant to say *closest* not closeted. I hate phone posting. I'm more than sure I turned off autocorrect. Fuck this shit.

>TL;DR?
I'm an autistic English guy with a big dick and a hot Slavic mum who kinda looks like a hot East Asian women. I am too beta and short to seduce her though :(

>>84350762
Follow up on >>84327254. Cousin does have a new boyfriend, completely expected, I can already see how this will play out, like it has done many times before. At this point it feels like I unconsciously just chase some things I can never have.

@confession anon, any updates?

>>84350760
Last Week's Updates

Tennismom-anon
>>84303753

Convention Bro
>>84306951

D-cup Anon
>>84312917

C anon
>>84314500

Brosis
>>84320120

Imoutanon
>>84321372

Painmeds-chan
>>84326295

Dexter
>>84334462

Unnamed Daughter anon
>>84336109

Not a fan of people getting cucked lately. Where are the anons of old like resort anon?

>>84346233
>father dies in the crusades
>son starts taking care of mom in more ways than one
I wonder if any modern wars have had/will have similar consequences

nuclear annihilation for mommy sex

>>84353643
There's a piece of erotica called "saving private brian" they kinda pre-empt the dying at war

>>84353449
Anonymouse posted in the other thread >>84350873

>>84354091
I don't think she wants us to bother her. She's on 4chan because she can't interact with people IRL not because she's looking for other dadfuckers.

>>84352119
>just chase some thing I can never have
That's too defeatist of an attitude. Based on her dating track record this relationship should fall apart quickly. Then you can swoop in and shoot your shot again

>>84353565
as if they can mind control their mom. Oh wait, all these success stories are fake

>>84354966
Just because your mom wouldn't fuck her kids doesn't mean everyone else's mom wouldn't either. I'm not saying most moms are willing to fuck their sons but it's a statistical certainty that some are. Why are you so sure none of the stories are true?

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I asked this last thread but got no answers, but what would you guys do if you were on your mom's computer and found mom/son incest porn, or naked pictures of men who look just like you?

>>84353449
Oh hey I'm unnamed daughter anon
Last night I made her and I dinner, which is like our tradition, I make Sunday night dinner cuz I'm just such a great cook
And I had this whole plan to try and get something further going. Early Sunday morning I ordered a "kiss the cook" apron on amazon with same day delivery, and then I was cooking I only did so in short shorts and the apron.
And in my head this was gonna lead to like a steamy hot MILFy make out. But instead she just dotted me with little kisses across my face and head, and called me her good little chef, her perfect baby girl.
And I was honestly too flustered to like push it further, I was just happy for the attention.
And then I ended up putting a sweatshirt on when we ate, and kept that on the rest of the night because she likes the house cold, and she's like an arctic fox who never gets cold I guess.
And she got some sauce on her tit, and as she was cleaning it off I was just ogling her and imagining licking it off myself. And obviously she caught me ogling, and just smirked back and said the food was very good.
It's embarrassing typing this out. I swear I'm not as useless in other aspects of my life.

Love my LARP general.

Plankfem needs to come back so she can give advice to the new mama's girl

>>84355720
Omg I've read some of her stuff! I was looking to see if there were any other mother/daughter people.
She has a lot of the same stuff that I do it looks like. We're like kindred spirits.
Except I'm not a plank lol

>>84353449
>>84355598
I'd say we should call you nudist-chan, but you haven't quite embraced it yet. Hmm

>>84355819
Hmm. Nudistmomfem? It's more about her than me.

>>84355843
Maybe nudistmom-chan, just because we had a mother here awhile back that fucked her son and we called her momfem

>>84355819
Nudistfem would work fine, she'll probably end up embracing it eventually anyway

>>84355818
>She has a lot of the same stuff that I do it looks like. We're like kindred spirits.
That's exactly what I was thinking lol. Last we saw her, she said she was sleeping fully nude with her mother every night now.

>>84355853
>>84355892
Up to you guys! And thanks for the vote of confidence lol

>>84355899
Hopefully she's in MILF heaven now. I know if I was fucking my mom I don't think I'd have the free time to update. I'd be too distracted lol

>>84355598
>I ended up putting a sweatshirt on when we ate, and kept that on the rest of the night because she likes the house cold, and she's like an arctic fox who never gets cold I guess.
try to start snuggling with her to keep warm

>>84355892
It's settled then

>>84352750
I made a post in the last thread- it's over. Hope the others make it though. Tennismom is hot.

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Should I brave going to the more dangerous part of the city to eat Popeyes with my mom tomorrow?

>>84355549
>what would you guys do if you were on your mom's computer and found mom/son incest porn, or naked pictures of men who look just like you?
Rhetorical question

Bump.
>ordered some nice toys for my daughter's birthday
>picked up all the ingredients for the cakes
>dragged little brother into the city with me again (since he wanted to make some stops too) to pick up things I needed
>ate at a new place, waitress assumed we were together and my daughter was his
A productive weekend. I had a good laugh at her thinking he was just a hagmaxer. Teased him a lot about it. Can't sleep the last few days though.
>>84356627
I'd go into the depths of hell for decent fried chicken so yes.
>>84353649
You just know there were incest vaults in Fallout. Like they filled one with single moms and their sons and then quarantined them with defective condoms and aphrodisiac-laced food

>>84357683
>>dragged little brother into the city with me again (since he wanted to make some stops too) to pick up things I needed
So it's true, younger brothers are their older sister's property...

>>84357683
>You just know there were incest vaults in Fallout. Like they filled one with single moms and their sons and then quarantined them with defective condoms and aphrodisiac-laced food
I read some I think indonesian doujinshi thing recentlyish about some guy and his mum getting recruited by a bunch of shady billionaires to stay in hidden bunkers.
Obviously once they got down there it's revealed to just be them and now they're supposed to populate it themselves.......

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>>84355549
Ensure the coast is clear and then see if she has her own nudes saved anywhere. She's implied she does shady shit on her phone based on privacy questions she's asked me in the past. Due to how much of a piece of shit my dad was/kinds still is I wouldn't be surprised if she cheats (And to be honest if I found out she were I wouldn't care in the slightest), which is why I suspect she has secret guy-friends she fools around with on the DL which means she's almost certainly sent nudes of that's the case

>>84351973
Tell us how you got caught

>>84357683
>Can't sleep the last few days though
You worrying about something? Or is heartburn flaring up again?

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Why don't they ever make the site better when they do maintenance?

>>84359523
No Ionger down for maintenance!

evening everyone~

Oh how nice the site is finally going to load the captcha again
>>84357845
Pretty much. They're built for carrying big sis's shopping and eating lunch together and keeping you company during long drives and I guess for when you just want to be seen with a younger man. I assume that's a thing.
>>84357855
I would not be surprised at all given that "room you can't leave without having sex" is a genre of doujinshi
>>84359131
Just pregnancy pains. Sore and heartburn and such.
>>84359523
A very good question.

They appear to have finally fixed the captcha problem

>>84361076
Hooray!

Glad the site is usable again

>>84361076
yay~ site is usable again

>>84361100
>>84361115
double post sorry

>>84357683
Bet you teased him a bunch

>>84360689
Bet you teased him a bunch there

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>>84350760
Does anyone have the IPCam vids of the Colombian mom? Especially this one.

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>>84358269
Half sister is at summer school and mum told me she was leaving early to meet her Welsh femoid friend
>Be super young and horny at the time
>Call out to make sure I'm home alone and go into the living room and sit on gaming chair
>Only PC in the home is a family one and has a filter so I started buying hentai DVDs
>Put my favourite hentai DVD on the xbox and pull down shorts and put on condom
>First fap felt amazing so I go slow and steady on the 2nd fap
>Have my headphones on so I can't hear the door opening
>My mum's pale Eurasian face is in shock as I look at her revealing summer dress I notice how pale and thicc she is looking today
>I gasp and prematurely coom and fill up another condom with a gallon of spunk
>Her friend bursts out into nervous laughter and mum awkwardly laughs as I stammer
>Mum jokes and says something like "as you can see anon is half horse. His daddy was a workhorse" in her slavic accent
>They act like nothing has happened after mum tells me to "clean up" after myself and my mum's friend says something about making tea and they leave
>Hear them laughing in the kitchen as I sit awkwardly in my chair and shiver for a bit
>Go to put the tied condoms in the bin but mum takes me upstairs
>She makes me pour the spunk down the toilet and wrap the used condoms in tissue paper and then put them in the bin
>She actually handled one of the used condoms herself and whispered something about it being stretched a great deal
>She then offered to buy me a tablet or laptop so that I could wank in my room
>Later on I heard her friend joking about me "being tall somewhere" but then she also made a joke about me being short in height so it kinda pissed me off
That's about it. I have wanked a few times using my mum's panties though. Spied on her naked when I was younger too. She also caught me wanking again not too long ago but I'm not proud of that one.

A year ago today was the start of 2 weeks of 4chan downtime due to the hack. Thus, the longest lasting thread in /mcg/ history happened.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80981633

>>84361372
>>84361773
I teased him a good chunk, it was fun. Once in a while I would call him whatever dumb pet name I could think of (sweetie, darling, loverboy, etc) and really just emphasize the word. The trick is to space it out though. Let him think the joke is done and then when he lets his guard down you bring it back.
>>84362460
>his daddy was a workhorse
Not sure why I found that so funny. Sounds like you left an impression on them with the dick talk, though.
>>84362998
Seeing all the most annoying jannies get tracked down after was pretty funny. Can't help but kind of respect that it was just some kid doing it for fun, too. A little bit of that old internet mischief.

Reminder to everybody that you can still post on desuarchive if you don't want to deal with whatever bullshit that's currently fucking up the site.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84350760

>>84350760
by general rule do sons of young mothers end up fucked in the head? I know it did for me but i was wondering if that's a common factor

>>84363172
If it's the son of a teen mom that doesn't have parental support they'll more than likely have some issues. If they have parental support and the dad stays in the picture the kid would probably turn out ok. I think having a single mom is the bigger factor for oedipal desires persisting into adulthood.

>>84363475
>I think having a single mom is the bigger factor for oedipal desires persisting into adulthood.
I agree, emotional incest at least is apparently quite common in those situations. I've spoken with people raised by overly-friendly single moms and it seemed like a lot of their moms were really close with them and maybe too sexually open with their sons. Then you add in things like venting to him like you would a husband, and probably being sort of comfortable dressing in less modest clothes around him, etc. Things I'll have to be mindful of with my kids, I suppose.

>>84363500
>Things I'll have to be mindful of with my kids, I suppose.
I might have delusional hope for your future, but I think by that point their father will be around much more often than he is now

>>84363523
I hope so, but I'm not sure if it will be early enough for them to know him as their dad without having that weird "uncle? dad?" confusion in their head. I wouldn't mind if he just wanted us to live together and not officially be a couple, though. "Oh you know he got divorced and I'm a single mom so we figured why pay for two houses?" Sex wouldn't be very often but we could hang out all the time and that would be nice.

>>84346063
I'd just like to interject for a moment. Who you're referring to as Momfem, is in fact, Auntfem/Momfem, or as I've recently taken to calling her, Auntfem plus Momfem

>>84363990
>>84363990
I literally said (formerly auntfem) so I don't know why that activated your autism three days and one thread later. Everyone switched to calling her momfem three years ago because she's only fucked her son for the last three years and momfem is what I'll continue to call her

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>>84364049
It was a shitpost to bump the thread

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>>84364049
T'was a shitpost to bump the thread.

>>84362120
NDvR9Wk9 on bunkr but not this, where did you find this?

>>84364103
So it was laziness in addition to autism, got it

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>>84364501
You know me pretty well desu

>>84362120
Latina moms are something else.

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bumping with a mommy instead of unfunny autism

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weekend in bed with mommy

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>>84363071
>Sounds like you left an impression on them with the dick talk, though.
I guess. I was just so surprised she wasn't mad and would so blatantly compliment my cock. When I looked her in the eyes as I prematurely coomed she didn't seem angry or disgusted just mildly surprised. It was even more shocking when she picked up one of my used condoms without hesitation.

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>>84366546
Does anyone's mum have a fictional/hentai/cartoon lookalike? Like is there any fictional character that resembles their mum?
>My mum looks like Madam Hisae (pic rel)
>Except she isn't Japanese
>But she's a Slavic mutt
>She's thicc and pale with thick chesnutt hair
>But asian shaped hazel eyes
>I asked her about her heritage once
>She told me mostly Russian and Polish and maybe her grandad was an "Eastern muslim"
>She also claimed she might have some Finnish or Estonian heritage
Both my half sisters have Nordic/Germanic fathers so both of them are tall and beautiful. My dad is a short swarthy anglo who abused and abandoned us. So I'm a short swarthy anglocel. But at least I have a good dick I guess. I wish I was my mum's usual type.

>>84364345
The videos on bunkr don't work.

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>>84350760
Why are normies so aggressively against IRL incest even though they enjoy media that portrays incest? Is it all virtue signaling?

Anyone ever hire an escort to rp mom son?

My real momcest story is that my mom "molested" me when I was a kid and it continued into adulthood. I put scare quotes because aside from feeling guilty I enjoyed it, and really started it, though I was a kid.

Basically she was very cuddly with me all through my time as a kid. I started getting curious and trying to touch her, which she didn't let me do at first, but we did start making out when we were alone together. I was maybe 11 when that started, I don't remember. This led to her giving me handjobs. Eventually when I was in my teens she let me touch her too, and we started having sex when I was 16.

I guess it's her "fault" because I was a kid, but the whole way through I was the one who wanted more. My only regret is that it did leave me a little socially awkward, but I got over that. We stopped having sex when I was in my 20s and I'm married now.

>>84368156
How is your relationship with her nowadays? Does your wife know?

>>84364345
>where did you find this?
found it just scrolling on Twitter and i want to find the full vid

>>84368156
Does your wife look like your mom?

>>84362120
>>84364345
What the fuck is this? Why would there be a camera recording this? Why would it be uploaded to the internet? Why did I easily find a tiktok account of a woman with 2 kids that look like the ones on the videos and everything looks somewhat normal?

>>84369052
it's security cams that gets hacked and people mostly sell them and they eventually get uploaded, they're probably the closest way to see real incest

>>84369114
Someone must have known about them then right?. I wouldn't believe that it'd get hacked and just so happens to find incest footage.

>>84369159
There are tons of shit like this not necessarily incest they just find cams in bedrooms and keep recording until they get things like couples fucking, women that gets naked and sell them or upload them, this one happend to be a mother that gets naked in front of her son and let him touch her

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>>84353449
Update that didn't include a pic because I didn't have my phone but it was like out of one of the posts from generals I've seen here
Mom and I were planting in the yard today and the tennis skirt she wears to do house work in has a tear right in the crotch and her bush was just completely exposed. Like how does she not notice?
Next time I'll try to get a pic because I swear to christ there's no way she wouldn't know that's there. I had a sudden pause when I noticed like pit in the stomach that suddenly turned to arousal when I focused on it. Weird sensation.

>>84369602
You could say that you would have loved planting some seeds in the bushes.

>>84369602
>her bush
Your mommy really is perfect

>>84369602
you're a cuck larper