>>84366290
wow. I'm 200lbs lighter than you. wow

>>84366290
If you're a woman, gain 300 more because it doesn't matter
If you're a man, ozempic now

>>84366290
you're literally triple my weight. that's fucking awesome
t. 121-124 lbs

>>84366290
Go binge 5 juicy cheeseburgers

>>84366290
so hot ughhhh SIT ON ME

>>84366290
>almost 3x my weight
hey daddy....

>>84366290
You're about 65lbs heavier than me
I win.

>>84366290
Oh, there's a dot there.

>>84366374
Did you think OP was a hippo using a bathroom scale?

>>84366331
kek.

t. 110lbs and want to lose some.

>>84366374
THREE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS

>>84366485
how tall are ye, anon

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>>84366290
i have the same scale
fat fuck kill yourself

>>84366638
>how tall are ye, anon
5'6

>>84366670
Imagine being male and 128lbs. Whats worse than victim weight?

>>84366670
Nice socks

>>84366290
I can't get over my 350 pound plateau, lucky bastard
Keep eating, pat your tummy at the end of every meal and drink plenty of whole milk <3

How? Almost all scales like that usually have a functional limit of 300lbs, and it doesn't look like that would be one of them.

>>84366733
That's a big big femanon

>>84366742
This scale is a special edition that's only available in the USA

>>84366811
nah, gayanon, but yeah, I like being big, just hard to get bigger when you have a job that has you running around all day

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>>84366695
not my fault i have self control
wretched fatass go choke on a burger
>>84366714
kys

>>84366862
Nice jeans also

>>84366862
>go choke on a burger

Go choke on a dick, youre basically a twink bottom

>>84366872
thanks they sag because my belt is too big even on the first hole
fucking fatass country america is
hate it

>>84366862
love you twiggy twink, but you could use a lil meat on your bones
cuddly squishy thigh pillows are great for attracting boys

>>84366733
go on dinner dates with me :3

>>84366878
you know, there are belts of different sizes. you do know that...right?

>>84366885
sorry nonny, I'm taken :3 but if you wanna eat together platonically, central Ohio is my area and I'm off work Wednesday and Thursday

Hah. Can't relate at all, under 200 pounds for the first time in my life, aiming for 180

>>84366927
Bro was born 200 lbs
Moms stomach was a boulder

>>84366937
Adult life*
Guess that was my fault

>>84366965
we know your secret anon :33333

>>84366670
this is pathetic unless you are a woman and/or 5'4" tall
A fully grown adult male should weigh at least 200lbs with a maximum of 27% BMI

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>>84366971
Ssssh
>>84366993
I wanna get to about 15% bodyfat, maximun 12% then build myself back up to 200-220 with muscle.

is the average person on this board below 6'0? how do you either weigh less than a woman or more than an elephant.

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fat guys are so cute!

>>84366670
you have to be 18 to post here, kid
(that weight is OK if you're a woman, then good morning, milady)

>>84367030
You say this yet you don't date them
>"But it's true!"
How many fat guys have you dated?
>"Uhh... Umm..."
Thought so

>>84366290
>362 female
Sexy and hot
>362 male
It's over bro

>>84366290
woah fat fuck
130 lbs here
i feel like you could easily smash me

>>84366494
OF PUSSY AND ASS

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>>84367042
nice conversation you had with yourself, care to chat with anon for a while? Better yet, chat with me and my bf?
>>84367013
I'm 6'3" personally

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>>84367042
>How many fat guys have you dated?
1 out of 2 people
>>84367068
omg so cute!!!
guh i wanna cook you both a feast and watch you have fun

>>84367084
I want to enjoy a massive meal and watch Tires now....but bf isn't home and all I got in the fridge is some mascarpone cheesecake. Sadge. I'd go nuts with fast food and shakes but with all my recent dental work my coinpurse is a tad light. Hmmh. Could buy milk and ice cream at the store, then pair that with cheap sweets.
Maintaining is hard. Just weighed in this morning and somehow I'm down to 340 again.

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>>84367106
just eat the cake??
>Just weighed in this morning and somehow I'm down to 340 again.
you need more cheap ways to pad out food like spreads, sauces, and cream

>>84367106
>watch Tires

Youre gay, Shane Gillis isnt funny

>>84367131
It's like 1/3 the cake, maybe 1200 calories at the most. I want a proper, filling amount of food. Hence why I'm thinking of grabbing extra stuff from the store. I got like, croissants and chips and shit but no ice cream or calorific drinks or just like, cheesy sloppa.
>>84367140
What tipped you off, the couple's belly selfie? kek. In all seriousness, I enjoy Shane's antics because it reminds me of my time working at jiffy lube and other shop jobs. Shit honestly is just like the show sometimes. Though I don't know of any bikini car washes in the last decade let alone at any car shops.

>>84366290
Please crush me with all of your weight ahhhh Can I see your body?

>>84367042
My only ex was fat (he took ozempic and is now skeletonmaxxing) but I need an even fatter more obese bf

>>84367172
hot. Good luck in your search anon.

>>84366290
That's fixable, if you want it to be. Might want to start off with managing your expectations on the length of time it will take to fix it. Start by removing the goyslop. If it has an ingredient list, it's not fit for human consumption.

>>84366670
Haha look at his widdle feet clasped together

>>84367452
dawwwwwwww
I could just squish his rosy cheeks

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>>84366306
>>84366670
>>84366331
>>84366485
>>84367053
An adult male weighs at least 200lbs

>>84366670
Nice autism jeans faggot. Did mummy pick them out for you at target?

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>>84366290
I don't know whats crazier. The fact that OP has 210lbs on me or the fact he's brave enough to use a glass scale

>>84367131
>>84367159
Found out about the existence of fluffernutter ice cream, got that plus stuff I can throw in the oven (chicky, mozz, and fries). Gonna make shakes and finish the cake :3

>>84367677
for me, it's fluff marshmallow spread

>>84368076
Sam in 5th grade always used to bring a peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich to school everyday. Good times

>>84366290
How do you niggers eat so much food? I can barely even digest 1500 calories a day.

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>>84368076
>>84368148
This is what fluffernutter is apparently. Finishing the chicken now, next is shake. Then after that, the mozz sticks :3

>>84366290
F A T A S S
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>>84366290
eh i was fatter than you at 385 and lost it. nothing is joever yet unless you want it to be.
>>84368181
you are making me want some chiccy tendies so bad

>>84366670
>avtism jeans

made me feel a little bit better about being a 5'6" 250 lardass but im still a fat fuck. today is the day I stop shoveling slop in my mouth. god damn it its so hard when its your only form of cope. the scary part is that I have a physically demanding job 5 days a week and Im still this big

>>84368451
what kind of slop are you eating? if your job is that demanding it sounds more like a nutritional mismatch than purely caloric excess. are you intaking too much fat and carbs and not getting protein and veg?

>>84368468
my diet is almost 100% doordash slop its really bad.

I bought a bunch of eggs and toast because that is one of the few meals I can cook and really enjoy

>>84368524
mmmm scrambly eggs on toast with some melted cheese and a dash of cholula would be a nice ass breakfast.

im 210 pounds. goal weight is 150

>>84366290
Got you beat by 30 pounds. My body just kinda gave up on getting fatter, but I have no reason to get in shape without a legally binding guarantee for pussy

>>84366290
This nigga an xl oompa loompa
put down the fork nigga

I need to see the sexy obese bodies of everyone in this thread so badly

>>84366695
One of my online friends was 120 lbs being 6'2

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>>84366290
IKTF anon, you're not alone.

>Weigh 307 in December
>Swore that 2026 was going to be the year I finally lost the weight
>Up almost 10 pounds from January
>Ate over 3K calories yesterday in pasta+chips

Why are you all so fat? Do you eat a lot of processed food? Do you take psychiatric medication? You stay all day long in front of the PC?

...im 430. why is losing weight so hard...?

>>84369079
Because you can gain 20lbs in a night but can only lose 1lb a week

God doesn't exist

>>84367600
I didn't hit 200 until I turned 25