>>84366621
red mushroom is for mario. green mushroom is for luigi. star is for your ass because you're so fucking special.

>>84366621
i think u should buy a rope

>>84366621
You can't. Moids are hopeless sex pests and most of them want dick in their ass or jerk off to porn with dicks.

>>84366647
which is a pretty damning indictment of women. women are so horrible and unpleasant that straight males would rather go against their biological instinct to perpetuate the species than engage with you sexually

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>>84366621
You don't if you can't even tell.
Which is why you're a pathetic loser for caring about shit you can't even tell.
Sucks to be you.

>>84366656
Straight men fuck everything though, objects, animals, children, other men in wigs since the dawn of time. Just means they are mentally ill coomers.

>>84366642
>>84366641
>>84366662
>so many sissy men already triggered by thread
grim

>>84366667
and yet they wont fuck you kek. truth is your pussy is trash and men dont want you

>>84366678
Of course they would fuck me. They fuck EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Not even children with barely developed features or animals are safe.

>>84366669
>muh boyfriend thread
>btw i cheat on my boyfriend constantly by coming here to use people as an emotional rag

>>84366656
Human society is built kinda like bee or ant hive so actually for 90% of men their natural instinct is just to work and get fucked in the ass, while the 10% get to put semen into queen and then immediately die.

>>84366647
Wow, moids are pretty based if true.
I love people who want to be sex pets and want dick up their arse. Anal sluts are so hot.

>>84366669
>Mad

>>84366684
People who cheat are so hot too though.

>>84366621
sorry you can't and it sucks every man has hidden fetishes and you just have to hope that there normal like bondage and not weird stuff but there's no way to know because they won't tell you I had it happen to me but luckily it was early in our relationship when he told me but I've heard about some people where he keeps it a secret until there married or even after they have kids and then he reveals it and it sounds terrible like how do even continue the relationship after that

>>84366683
keep seething lol. u lost
>>84366685
shittiest take award

you harpies had everything handed on a silver platter and still managed to end up alone and unwanted. i laugh at you

>>84366684
Is the "muh boyfriend" in the room with us?

>>84366701
I understand you're some kind of mentally ill tranny incel, but you can't insult women with "no one wants to fuck you" because every woman can get laid with 50 different men no matter what she looks like the same day if she tries. Men are that degenerate. Sad.

>>84366698
> had it happen to me but luckily it was early in our relationship when he told me
omg what was it? what happened

>>84366684
How is using other as emotional rag cheating? If anything you are the cucked ones here

>>84366702
if you read the thread OP fully intends on having a boyfriend at some point. presumably OP faces no difficulty in acquiring one, and without a doubt OP will be back to confirm what i've said in my previous post. however feel free to drop disc if you want that to be you

>>84366715
And 99% of men on r9k don't intend to have a girlfriend (or boyfriend) if it was possible and they were attractive and kind? By that logic you could delete the whole board. Retard.

>>84366713
ok how would you feel if you spent 300k on a girl and she left you for a guy she met in guild wars 2?

>>84366708
i can feel your seethe through the + ur probably a virgin + every man who looks at you would run off with a cute boy the minute he got the chance. i find it hilarious how women are outperformed by males even in the one thing women should excel in (being sexually appealing)

>>84366719
the point is you move on and leave when you get an SO. so yes if we all got GFs the board would serve no purpose

>>84366712
he had a dildo that he used in himself and he had sex with men before and I don't know what else but that's all he told me

>>84366729
>total tranny meltdown
Yeah, thanks for playing.

>>84366732
OMGG yooo why are so many men dating or wanting to marry women like this

>>84366734
>muh tranny cope
rent free

>>84366743
You being a triggered tranny is fact, not cope. No normal, masculine man would be this triggered and butthurt. Hope this helps.

>>84366721
I am not seeing any women here eager to date their 4chan emotional rags

OP is obviously not a woman but I'm gonna respond earnestly anyway:
date a dumb guy.
Fetishes, especially submissive/bottom ones are very cerebral. Talk to any of these bottom guys and you'll see for yourself, they love to overintellectualize things, have huge vocabularies and spell everything properly.
So just find a dumb grug. Much lower chance of him secretly being a faggy weirdo.

>>84366621
>wanting to be a girl
I have this desire, does that mean you wouldn't date me?

>>84366750
>NO U
just stop replying, you're embarrassing yourself

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It's funny because women will do ANYTHING but properly communicate with their partner.

>>84366753
Dumb grugs in muslim shitholes are fucking kids and animals.

>>84366759
>just state a fact
>t-that's a "NO U"
Sure thing, tranny retard.

>>84366760
nta but how are you meant to communicate with a bf on this lmfao 'hey do you like cock in your ass?', if he's not any of the above he'll be absolutely disgusted youd even insinuate such a thing.

>>84366763
you just have to have the last word dont you? this is why you dont have a boyfriend btw

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>>84366755
obviously not?? the fuck PLEASE tell any future women you get involved with up front and dont troon out on her after having kids

>>84366761
All men would fuck kids and animals if they could, it is basically vanilla stuff at this point

>>84366755
well you should figure it out before you make it someone else's problem

>>84366767
Well if you actually knew anything about communicating properly then the boyfriend would feel safe enough to open up about his fantasies without being judged.
>Getting to know each other first? Ummm that's an ick sweaty~

>>84366775
thats not true at all. he might open up about certain fantasies but not all of them because as a man it's a big admittance to tell the gf ur dating that you like men? people arent 100% transparent about EVERYTHING to their partner, dont be a retard

>>84366621
>Why does it seem so common?
people have embraced their sexuality. Do you member the industrial, I mean the sex relolution? The sex liberation movement? Did you think it only ever applied to sluts being sluts openly? The entire /lgbt/ mainstream community arose from that.
>Bisexual, jerking to traps, crossdressing, cuck shit, wanting to be a girl, getting pegged.
I feel like you have put every kink in the same bowl, whereas they're completely different. Why does prostate play all of a sudden imply that a male wants to be a girl? Girls have no prostate. And why are you kink-shaming so hard?
I get your personal preferences and you're free to dream of whatever Chad you want. You live your life. But your complaints are illogical. You basically say that men aren't allowed to enjoy their sexuality while you can whore around and even larp lesbianism all you want. A lil hypocritical innit?
Bisexuality, crossdressing, cuck shit, pegging, traps have nothing to do with being a girl. At all. Troonsters have destroyed a lot of kinks and have bamboozled you into thinking that everybody wants to be the opposite gender. People don't. People just have fun.
And the biggest hypocrisy of all, is that were you to learn about my kinks, you'd also get an ick. But your "excuse" this time will be watching a dumb movie or reading a retarded ass mainstream book that has nothing to do with the kinks in reality.
You prudes are so tiresome to deal with. You're also mental as fuck, because you spy on people and want to do background checks. Meanwhile people are just enjoying sex.

TL;DR: I don't think the world at large is the problem, I think you yourself is your own personal problem.

>>84366783
>uhhh this would never happen because people would NEVER trust each other with their feelings
Who hurt you sweaty?

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>>84366621
So many men are into this crap.... even the cuck thing or being bisexual look around on 4chan always active, huge threads of married men or boyfriends wanting to share nudes of their girlfriends without them knowing. Involving other men into their sex life, wanting to talk to them to jerk off together about their women, lots and lots of cucks too. Almost all women have no clue they are being used and exposed like this. Even in my country we have a current scandal involving celebs where the woman found out her husband was the guy spamming AI porn of her online for other men to jerk off to... again involving other guys into his fantasies.

>>84366701
>shittiest take award
copium award
if you just take it into consideration everything in society starts to make sense, therefore its true

>>84366794
yes you dumb oaf? people dont tell their partner EVERYTHING. i didnt say it would never happen, i said there is nothing you can do as a gf to communicate with ur bf about whether he likes men or not. regardless of how nice you are, open, etc. it's all up to him and how he feels about the stigma

>>84366761
It was asked specifically how to avoid sissies, crossdressers and so on, I don't know why you're changing the topic to something unrelated.

>>84366621
Get a good boyfriend/husband that just tells you his kinks. The only one I didn't admit to my ex was zoophilia, something that I dislike in myself and don't engage with even in my mind.

>>84366825
They also dress up little boys like girls to molest them.

>>84366753
I'm the top bracket IQ and I don't like men sexually, I don't want women to dominate me, very secure in my masculinity, want to get more masculine, hate cuckshit. I don't understand how a lot of men with education and IQs can just say that they are soft or want to be submissive.

I have a masculine super straight boyfriend and I will tell you some green flags.
>has a strong circle of male friends that do outdoor activities together
>strong work ethic and not a complainer
>not neurotic or depressed
>strong former military father that heavily disciplined him and his brothers but also loves them very much and spent time with them
>obsessed with tits over ass this is a big one
>no erectile dysfunction
>strong breeding instinct
>no weird fetishes just wants p in v

>>84366879
>not neurotic or depressed
this one is huge

>>84366879
Also he is generous and doesn't nickel and dime me or seem jealous of females. He loves being a man. Normal straight men get pleasure and satisfaction from providing for their woman.

>>84366621
>Bisexual, jerking to traps, crossdressing, cuck shit, wanting to be a girl, getting pegged.
I just can't get over this stupid sentence. So fucking retarded, almost sounds like troon propaganda to me.
>Cucking
is shit, but it's not gay
>crossdressing
doesn't mean being gay. modern women stole our wardrobe anyway, but I won't pursue that history lesson.
>bisexual
this is being gay, partially.
>jerking to traps
doesn't mean a man wants to be a girl or is 100% gay. in fact you should revere the chad thunderock who rails you and femboys. peak masculinity in some sense.
>wanting to be a girl
this is the gay troon fantasy, yes. but 99.999% of straight men don't want to be a female for life.
>getting pegged
this can be whatever, of course, could be gay as fuck. but it could also be straight. you have no prostate, so you have no idea.

TL;DR: such a retarded post. good bait, I guess. you have done well, troonster.

>>84366621
Make sure he's not conroe creep

>>84366892
There is a one drop rule for faggotry like nigger dna. Sorry to tell you that

>>84366900
I don't know what your brainrot means, nor do I give a shit. You will never be in a happy relationship, because you're retarded as fuck. The issue is not a particular kink. The issue is ignorance and arrogance on full display.
You assume you know what people, yourself included, will like or perhaps develop an interest in over the next 50+ years. Reality is nobody knows.

>>84366621
The male G-Spot is in the ass so basically men are made to be pegged. You cannot deny nature.

>>84366892
It's insane to see grown men have a MELTDOWN trying to defend their faggy fetishes as "ITS NOT THE SAME!!!!" its really fucking over lmaooo

>>84366915
If you want sex with a man you are gay. If you want a woman to mess around with your butt at all, you are fantasizing about being gay. Work your shit out.

>>84366892
Cucking absolutely is gay 99% of the time. Cucks massively focus on other men cocks being huge and the men/bulls play a central role in the sexual fantasy. Notice how its almost never about guys with average dicks or even getting cucked by women? Cuck fetish IS gay/bisexual.

>>84366621
By marrying me because I don't have such fetishes. I do like girls mating with beasts though.

>>84366900
the issue is also
>teehee I'm just a girl
>I just want a chad thunderock teehee
but then
>he should be a 8 or 9 foot tall monster with tentacles to use all of my holes at once
drop the stupid "holier than thou" attitude and stop kink shaming. Chances are you have more kinks than an average male. And plenty of them are quite disquiting. It's two girls one cup, not two men one cup.

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>>84366891
I am going to 100% agree with this post. She knows what she is talking about. This is a trait I also noticed in my boyfriend and he's just completely normal and sweet sexually and we have been together for a long ass time. Not being jealous or whiny about women, enjoying being a man and getting true pleasure from seeing his woman being cared for by him seems to be a huge indicator for a normal, straight brain.

The girl that broke my heart had it on for horror killers. I have it on for monster women. I wonder if after we went through all the kink shit and didn't care about it like with rape, we would get so much joy fulfilling that last biggest preference for each other.

>>84366926
never said that. and all the kinks are different. bad attempt at trolling, anon. try harder.
>>84366928
>If you want sex with a man you are gay.
correct
> If you want a woman to mess around with your butt at all, you are fantasizing about being gay. Work your shit out.
female giving a rimjob is now gay? what kind of pathetic trolling is that? What's next, you don't caress the balls either? Who the fuck do you think you are? kek.
>>84366933
perhaps, I'm not into cucking. To me cucking is just being cheated on, which is abhorrent and repulsive. It has fuck all to do with a cock, in my opinion.

>>84366621
Simple. You pick me. I ain't no faggot.

>>84366973
Yes rimjobs are gay. It was memed into straight sex by dl black men in rap culture. You don't know anything.

>>84366973
>female giving a rimjob is now gay
Yes. It's pretty gay.

>>84366986
and there is the issue again. quite literally highlighted. your personal opinion does not dictate whether a kink or a male are gay or not. It's just your personal irrelevant opinion. Quite ignorant too.

>>84366992
justify your retarded opinion right here and now. how is having sex with a female gay?

>>84366998
It's role reversal. Being treated like a woman is gay.

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>>84366986
It's really gross how eating ass has become a mainstream thing. Cultures across time and space have independently created customs for dealing with the anus, because it is a source of dangerous bacteria and unclean. But a gaggle of mentally ill homosexuals get access to your children through sex education in school, and suddenly everyone is tonguing everyone else's butthole. We live in a sick society

>>84366994
You can wax on in wokenese all you want you are still a fag boy in denial. My boyfriend would never ask me to go near his booty. Comparing fondling genitalia to sodomy shows your gay dementia.

>>84367002
what? how is that even remotely role reversal? damn, you frigid retards suck at sex and being happy. Seems like a female kissing the ass of a male makes the male quite dominant. That's logic. All you have is personal opinions, that are not based on anything at all.
>>84367007
you just made no sense whatsoever. Gratz. Prime example of cognitive dissonance. I have never implied that oral is sodomy. You are doing that, you fucking imbecile.

>>84366656
>their biological instinct to perpetuate the species
Nice spook.
Nature is not intelligent. Billions of years of natural selection has led to refined adaptations but they're not perfect or driven by any kind of intent. Likewise the vast majority of animals who have ever lived, including humans, are not thinking about perpetuating the species when they have sex.
If a species survives it's good enough, doesn't matter how. So humans engage in a lot of sex acts that don't lead to breeding, because just having the sex drive has been enough to perpetuate the species until this point.
It's actually good for nature to be this messy because it has no fucking idea what works or not. If something is too specialized it could stop being useful if survival conditions change. Having a lot of seemingly useless shit can prove useful later.

>>84367025
Google the definition of sodomy and come back to the thread and say "sorry I'm a disingenuous fag"

>>84366879
>>no weird fetishes just wants p in v
This means they have fetishes they're hiding from you

>>84367035
>sodomy
If you are a frigid asexual who chose to only ever have sex once a month or year in missionary, that is your personal choice and you're free do to that.
However the logic still fails, because to you, in that case, everything will be a perverted sexual act outside of p in the v in the missionary. And people like this do exist, except, they're a tiny minority and they do not dictate the human sexuality. Never did, never will.
TL;DR:
>I don't like that
is a perfect justification for your own sex life. It doesn't apply to anybody else around you.
You bet I will defend my own yet undisclosed kinks, because I know you prudes all too well.

>>84367060
His craziest fetish is having sex in the woods or dressing room which I also love. He confessed that he used to have a fetish about biting a girl's neck, but even with me encouraging it a few times he just doesn't wanna. He seems like he grew out of it. He just wants to slam and exchange oral. Not everyone is a weirdo like you.
>>84367063
False equivalency fallacy kun at it again spamming words to distance himself from his sodomy obsession

>>84367025
It has nothing to do with dominance, faggot. It has to do with a role of a woman as a cared for beautiful partner. Incompatible with being a man with any dignity. If you have secret thoughts about trooning out, just admit it.

We sexted one time and she wanted to get a punishment. I came up with a thing on the spot, just told her to hold her breath three times like if she's getting choked. She did it for so long she actually got dizzy and fainted. I didn't know you could do that. Never told her to do it again.

>>84367077
>craziest fetish
you don't know what a fetish is. you call a nfantasy or a kink fetish and you try to shame people for it. Just lay there and play dead, kek. No wonder your partner is cheating on you.
>False equivalency fallacy kun at it again spamming words to distance himself from his sodomy obsession
this means nothing, esp. coming from an unexperienced young person who considers everything to be sodomy. and/or trolls and larps.
>>84367078
>It has nothing to do with dominance, faggot. It has to do with a role of a woman as a cared for beautiful partner.
nice bait.
>Incompatible with being a man with any dignity. If you have secret thoughts about trooning out, just admit it.
back to /lgbt/ with you, troon.

>>84367107
I know for a fact I'm at least a decade older than you. Age brings certainty not larping fart sniffing.

>>84367113
you really don't know anything, top kek.

>>84367122
I guess I'll never be as informed as you the guy obsessed with his asshole. Pray for me

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>>84367128
>Pray for me
threre it is. a brainwashed anon. very sad. I think you will grow up, still. just lurk moar.

>>84367107
You are dating a woman who eats dirty loser man ass. I don't really consider your opinion important.

>>84366621
Easy, that's a pornsick fetish so you just need to have sex with him often enough that he doesn't need to jerk off.

>>84367139
>I don't really consider your opinion important.
my opinion doesn't matter at all. it's irrelevant. opinions are dogshit, anyway. What matters are things like truth or reality.
>You are dating a woman who eats dirty loser man ass.
My sweetheart doesn't eat my ass, because I don't like rimjobs. The interesting thing to me is that you can't engage in hypotheticals, parallels in imagination, and an analysis on an idea.

>>84367149
You can't fuck that sort of thing away. If anything it just makes it worse for them. They hyper focus on how different sex would be if they were in sissy mode or comparing you to a trap. That's why these pornsick guys will insist on weird sex acts. They're stuck in a decision between being a normal person and being a fag. It's why a lot of them ramp up this behavior during their woman's pregnancy. They are jealous of the attention she is receiving and her real solid role as a woman. Because he centers porn so much he cannot be man enough to support her or the child because his woman's tangible role threatens his intangible sense of self. It's a mental contagion. I pity every woman that has to go through that. Huge reason why I didn't marry my ex with a panty fetish. No masculine identity

>>84366621
You are who you surround yourself with. If those are your friends, you are probably a degenerate too.
>So seriously how do you even vet a man for this shit in 2026?
Look for men with zero sexual experience who are borderline asexual.
>Why does it seem so common?
Everyone is a hedonistic sexhaver.

>>84367182
>You can't fuck that sort of thing away.
No. YOU can't fuck that sort of thing away.
>>84367200
>Look for men with zero sexual experience who are borderline asexual.
this isn't true. fantasies are fantasies, experience is irrelevant.

>>84366621
Only a faggot would date foids in the first place.

trannies just date other trannies end of story

>>84366621
Are you retarded? Gooners and trannies are some of the most outspoken degenerates on the planet. If you can't sus one out that's a skill issue.

>>84366879
I have none of these green flags (except tits > ass), but i also have none of the bullshit gay retarded fetishes that OP is worried about. They're unrelated.

>>84366621
These paraphilias are so rare irl, that you really shouldn't worry too much about them. They are severely overrepresented in anonymous online spaces.

>>84366621
It's quite easy, give them things to do and a purpose.
Men become pornsick mostly because they're idle, instead of doing anything interesting with their time they just start getting into porn and developing silly fetishes
That's why most people that are into such things are so painfully uninteresting to interact with.

>>84366767
my gf asked me this and i just said no, most men aren't prone to meltdowns if you ask them a question untactfully that's a womanly trait

judging by who foids marry, he needs to have anger issues and be a broke retard addicted to various substances and gambling. He also needs to be out of shape but while being tall and having a good chin. He must cheat too.

i am willingly going gay to spite women

>>84366621
>my steak is too juicy!
>my lobster is too buttery!
What's even your problem with these things? I, for one, would love a bisexual/cuckquean/FFM threesome liking GF. Having a loving girlfriend who also brings me side chicks to bang sounds like heaven.

>>84366621
Where's the problem? All the foids here are dykes who only like cross-dressing effeminate sissy twinks in chastity and on HRT. Sounds like it would be exactly what you are looking for.

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>>84366621
>>84366656
All your boyfriends will be transed
YOU CANNOT STOP IT
TRANSGENDER HYPNO-WOKE IS COMING FOR YOUR MOID'S BUTTHOLE

YOUR MEN ARE TRANSGENDER COCK CONCUBINES
>YOUR MEN ARE TRANSGENDER COCK CONCUBINES

>>84366684
>>84366730
What? In what way could you possibly consider using /r9k/ to be emotional cheating? Do you feel a romantic connection with the anons here? That's kinda gay bro, I'm a dude.

>>84368237
please get your autism checked desu

>>84366621
Kinda crazy how porn has fucked so many normal guys brains. I always thought me wanting to fuck women in the ass was weird, but apparently it as vanilla as missionary when in comparison to some of the shit people are into now

>>84366621
If he eats pork all the time he's secretly gay
100%