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Is it difficult growing up with an objectively attractive mother?
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It's probably a bit weird once you hit the teens and bring your friends over and they talk about wanting to put their peanuts into your mom
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>>84366851
Damn, none of them could keep it a secret?
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>>84366841
No because she was actually in a good mood. Then she got old and fat and is a bitch all of the time now.
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>>84367255
How was she hot?
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>>84366841
You mean intersubjectively
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>>84367382
yours is?
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>>84366851
Funny thing is the only one of my friends that actually did this was the one lesbian in my HS friendgroup. Jokes on her though, because I later learned her little sister had a crush on me.
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>>84367400
Intersubjectively hot? Yes but wasn't my point
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>>84367401
Should have unlesbian'd her
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>>84367401
Should have helped her hook up with your mom, and banged her sister of course.
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>>84366841
Why is there a tatted up shirtless muscular thug in the other seat?
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>>84367999
Because your mom has needs.
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>>84367999
Because she isn't actually your mom, she is a pornstar who specializes in MILF porn
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POV: your step mom is Skylar Snow
enemy's genie moment: aren't you a bit old for this mate?
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>>84367999
She looks like shes built for bbc
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>>84368081
Yeah? Name?
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>>84368083
>POV: your step mom is Skylar Snow
She doesn't look like her though
>enemy's genie moment: aren't you a bit old for this mate?
what does this mean?

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