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04/16/26(Thu)15:15:45 No.84367485
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:15:45 No.84367485   [Reply]▶
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There is MATHEMATICALLY not a single good female marital partner on this earth
Let us partition women into two discrete groups: unpenetrated and previously penetrated. Previously penetrated women are bad partners, therefore we will constrain our search to unpenetrated women ONLY. The probability that an unpenetrated woman is a frigid, sexless creep increases with age. While the exact distribution function is unknown, we do know that no matter the woman, P(frigid sexless creep | age >= 25) = 1, therefore we must only search the subset of unpenetrated women under 25 for a suitable partner. Additionally, due to legal constraints depending on where you live, you can only marry a woman starting at a certain age, most often the age of consent. We'll say the average age of consent is around 16, so we are now looking at a vanishingly small subset of the population. Once you start to eliminate based on other factors like obesity, ugly face, outie pussy, nasty breasts, etc. you're left with maybe 10 women worldwide. Now comes the most important part, a consideration I should have made MUCH earlier. We have to take into account the probability that she's not a useless, worthless, abusechad chasing HOLE. I just ran the numbers, and it turns out that P(uwach) = 0.
JFL
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:16:40 No.84367489
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:16:40 No.84367489▶
>>84367485
hello, yes. you will convert to atheism like it or not. there's no conclusion i can forsee
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:17:02 No.84367491
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:17:02 No.84367491▶
>>84367485
My gf was a virgin and wasn't fat or had any of th negatives you listed. You must live in a shithole if you think there are only 10 girls like that on earth.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:18:36 No.84367507
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:18:36 No.84367507▶
>>84367489
I am already an atheist.
>>84367491
Lol I'm sure she was. Fuck off liar.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:20:00 No.84367513
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:20:00 No.84367513▶
>>84367507
>What neets think when they haven't left their home in a decade
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:20:47 No.84367517
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:20:47 No.84367517▶
>>84367513
I am out in public RIGHT NOW.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:22:49 No.84367527
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:22:49 No.84367527▶
>>84367517
>What autists think when they can't get a virgin gf
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:23:55 No.84367535
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:23:55 No.84367535▶
A male is losing his first time with his angelic childhood friend right now, there are great females out there they just don't want men like us.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:24:16 No.84367536
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:24:16 No.84367536▶
>>84367527
Post your age, location, height, weight, Norwood level, penile measurements, and how abusive you are and I'll judge whether or not you're lying.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:25:20 No.84367542
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:25:20 No.84367542▶
>>84367536
27, eu, 185cm, 80kg, idk I have no hair loss, maybe 6.5 inches.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:26:13 No.84367548
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:26:13 No.84367548▶
>>84367535
OP should have included that.

>Now let's account for how many are willing to date a sub-5 channer.
Brutal.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:28:41 No.84367559
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:28:41 No.84367559▶
>>84367485
>Previously penetrated women are bad partners, therefore we will constrain our search to unpenetrated women ONLY.
Huge mistake and the source of incredible misery on this board.
Our soulmate exists and she has has a body count
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:28:49 No.84367560
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:28:49 No.84367560▶
>>84367542
>27
You're dating an elderly woman
>eu
You are dating a woman who has access to the internet and electricity, meaning she is almost certainly a whore
>the rest of the stuff
JFL
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:30:22 No.84367574
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:30:22 No.84367574▶
>>84367560
>You're dating an elderly woman
Wrong my gf is 18
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:31:09 No.84367579
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:31:09 No.84367579▶
>>84367559
>Just be a cuck bro! Just accept the nasty dusty trashy flappy pussy
Fuck off foid. You soiled yourself.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:32:17 No.84367586
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:32:17 No.84367586▶
>>84367574
>Wrong my gf is 18
Young people nowadays are especially autistic about age gaps, which means that you are no doubt dating a ghetto retarded whore who works at the European equivalent of Jack in the Box and smokes niggerweed. NO THANK YOU!
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:36:45 No.84367618
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:36:45 No.84367618▶
>>84367559
>and she has has a body count
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)15:37:58 No.84367626
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)15:37:58 No.84367626▶
>>84367559
She was probz aborted
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:10:19 No.84367767
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:10:19 No.84367767▶
>>84367586
notice how he didnt respond to this
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:41:31 No.84367936
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:41:31 No.84367936▶
>>84367767
>notice how he didnt respond to this
They never do. Whenever a guy brags about his GF a decade younger than him, she's always some ghetto, barely-human foid whose only interests are doing drugs and watching Netflix. As soon as she turns 23 she blows up like a beach ball and that's the end of it.

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