/r9k/ - Thread 84367822

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:20:34 No.84367822

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:20:34 No.84367822 [Reply]▶

>be me
>scroll tiktok
>see cute twink
>chat him up
>"sorry, i'm a minor"
>try and cut off contact
>"wait, we can still be friends!"
>"i'm kinda lonely..."
>decide i'll bite
>find out we actually have a lot in common
>guy's also interested in philosophy and history, like me
>our convos diverge into the intellectual and the pursuit of knowledge
I told him about Wittgenstein today, he seemed ecstatic

~~Oh god, I've become a pederast~~
if only Plato could see me now

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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:22:28 No.84367832

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:22:28 No.84367832▶

>>84367822
"minor" is very vague. Is he basically an adult (like ages 16/17) or is he a proper kid?

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:23:48 No.84367834

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:23:48 No.84367834▶

>>84367822
why are minors so desperate to talk to older people? i don't remember millennials being like this

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:38:21 No.84367918

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:38:21 No.84367918▶

>>84367832
you know how some "kids" were born in '08, or '09? guy's in the double digits...

>>84367834
family issues or something idk

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:40:55 No.84367932

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:40:55 No.84367932▶

>>84367834
You clearly have no idea what gay dynamics have been like. Every bottom in existence has stories of getting fucked by a guy nearly twice their age.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:44:33 No.84367952

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:44:33 No.84367952▶

>>84367822
Don't do it you faggot. Do you really want to go to jail as an 18yo virgin who can't stop looking at men's penises? There aren't going to be many literature savvy chads there, just nasty niggers who won't be nice when they have you as their girlfriend. Just stay talking like friends and learn from it when you find a twink your age.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:46:45 No.84367966

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:46:45 No.84367966▶

>>84367952
Hold on now, is OP American? If so yes this is very bad, but the AOC in Germany is 14 I believe, huge difference

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:47:26 No.84367971

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:47:26 No.84367971▶

>>84367932
i mean in an "i want friendship" sense not "time to fuck the first available option" sense

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:48:22 No.84367976

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:48:22 No.84367976▶

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>>84367918
Kek, maybe you should discuss the philosophy of becoming a fucking pedophile with him and how that results in lengthy jail time. Fuck sake anon, it's high time you cut contact before you fuck up some kids life.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:48:23 No.84367977

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:48:23 No.84367977▶

>>84367822
how does talking to an underageb& make you a pederast lmao

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:48:34 No.84367979

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:48:34 No.84367979▶

>>84367966
He's hinting the boy is under 16, most likely around 13.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:48:34 No.84367980

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:48:34 No.84367980▶

>>84367822
You're not a pedo. You trying to cut him off early shows you have good intentions. You have established you just want friendship now.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:48:47 No.84367983

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:48:47 No.84367983▶

>>84367966
oh hey, guy's a year older than that

>>84367952
not gonna do it lmao
guy lives in a diff country, not stupid enough to send him money or anything

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:50:03 No.84367986

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:50:03 No.84367986▶

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>>84367822
Don't feel too bad. It's part of the human condition.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)18:19:33 No.84368363

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)18:19:33 No.84368363▶

>>84367986
"The Greeks could rule the world..."
Instead they got lost in the bussy

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)18:36:11 No.84368469

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)18:36:11 No.84368469▶

>I like le philosophy
>minor does too
You're so funny officer

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