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pissing while sitting down 04/16/26(Thu)21:14:27 No.84369500
pissing while sitting down Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:14:27 No.84369500   [Reply]▶
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every time someone publicly condemned pissing while sitting down (as a man) it has always been a basedboy faggot who thinks he's reclaiming his masculinity by doing so.

I remember in highschool i defended it infront of 3 people, i mogged all 3 of those retards AND even heightmogged them, only 5'6 by the way, all malnourished deformed human waste.

sitting down while pissing can arguably be more masculine, a man resting sat down feels way less weird for me than a man standing with his ass clenched like a monkey holding his cock.
thoughts??
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:17:01 No.84369515
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:17:01 No.84369515▶
>>84369500
You're supposed to hold it? I just spray piss everywhere. Not my problem.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:18:13 No.84369524
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:18:13 No.84369524▶
>>84369515
You're supposed to pinch the end of your foreskin so it fills up with urine like a mini water balloon and then you scream BLAST IT WITH PISS as you release it
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:18:50 No.84369529
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:18:50 No.84369529▶
>>84369524
im cut and im glad i am after reading this shit
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:19:56 No.84369538
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:19:56 No.84369538▶
I mog you. I'm not sitting down on a toilet seat to piss. Ever. I'll make my ass dirty. I wash my ass after every time I shit. And not just the asshole but also the whole ass because I just sat down on the toilet and it's never fully clean. I can't even imagine sitting on the toilet at work. If I have to I'll shit standing. You are looking for validation because you're a contrarian. I do the invisible chair exercise just to shit. Do you imagine how hard that can be on keto diet? I've had an anal fissure for a year.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:22:37 No.84369560
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:22:37 No.84369560▶
>>84369500
sitting down in general is bad and gay
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:23:44 No.84369569
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:23:44 No.84369569▶
>>84369538
just to clarify the sitting down is being done at home.
also good luck with your bootyhole bruh
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:25:54 No.84369587
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:25:54 No.84369587▶
>>84369524
kek ancient reference
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)21:54:46 No.84369734
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)21:54:46 No.84369734▶
>>84369587
whet's the refferance to?
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)22:36:32 No.84369924
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)22:36:32 No.84369924▶
Any other robots dabble in Kenshi?
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)22:57:54 No.84370071
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)22:57:54 No.84370071▶
>>84369924
no, I spent all of my creative nergy in minecraft
I once made a sky water road to a sky home, because boats are faster than walking and there wasn't sprinting
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)23:37:14 No.84370294
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)23:37:14 No.84370294▶
>>84369500
>Kenshi
Eyyyyyyyy
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)23:38:50 No.84370300
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)23:38:50 No.84370300▶
>>84369734
blasting it with piss
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)00:04:02 No.84370447
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)00:04:02 No.84370447▶
I piss in every sink I can find then wash my dick afterwards and that should be the standard operating procedure. Urinals are entirely unnecessary when sinks exist.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)00:05:39 No.84370455
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)00:05:39 No.84370455▶
>>84370300
i need more details because I have been shooting shit stains with piss my entire life
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)01:21:15 No.84370792
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)01:21:15 No.84370792▶
>>84369500
I pee in he sink, retard.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:32:00 No.84371073
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:32:00 No.84371073▶
>>84369500
I have foreskin so sometimes whenever I piss it splits for no fucking reason, and or it just ignores where I'm aiming it and lands on the floor next to the toilet leaving a nasty mess I always feel bad about.
That is why I like sitting down to piss.

>>84369924
>>84370294
hello my KenshiTards
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:34:04 No.84371078
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:34:04 No.84371078▶
>>84369500
At home i sit. Out in public, i use the sink.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:35:46 No.84371088
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:35:46 No.84371088▶
>>84370447
This. Little hot water after and no one is the wiser.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)02:39:32 No.84371115
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)02:39:32 No.84371115▶
>>84371073
>>84369924
>>84370294

Is Beep not the strongest, Boys?

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