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They give you citizenship if you join for a year minimum. I don't have any military past, other than hunting grouse with guns. Bullies in my family and in town have gotten me kicked out of jobs and school, and made my friends leave me, there's nothing for me here anyways.
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>>84370078
Why not enlist in whatever medical corp they have, you have a chance to die when you are near the front, but instead you are helping, patching holes n shit, you could even feel proud when you keep a child alive
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>>84370765
You can take red cross classes/wildland first aid classes to basically get the same thing, send the resume, and they will probably take you, shit its the apocalypse over there so they are gonna take anyone, at least come with skills so you aren't thrown into a foxhole surrounded by Russian drones thirsty to turn you into the next propaganda piece, because lets be real, you aren't training for war, nor are you going to get good enough training over there. So you won't even have a satisfying death if you go grunt
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>>84370774
I thought they had things to take down drones, launchable nets or bazookas or something
>>84370752
Maybe, I don't know where they would put someone with no credentials
>>84370219
They have English speaking section for internationals
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I'm guessing you're a burger, join the reserves, join a medical unit, spend a few months with them and then go to Ukraine. Best chance to survive the year, though I have no fucking clue why you would want to move to a completely foreign country that will very likely have insane amounts of political turmoil after the war is concluded.
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>>84370078
yeah you seem completely retarded and easily influenced by thirdie propaganda go ahead and fulfill your destiny of clearing a landmine for people who hate you