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They give you citizenship if you join for a year minimum. I don't have any military past, other than hunting grouse with guns. Bullies in my family and in town have gotten me kicked out of jobs and school, and made my friends leave me, there's nothing for me here anyways.
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>>84370078
Nigga do you think you're going to survive for a year in that slavshit meatgrinder? Fight if you want to, but be realistic about it.
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>>84370083
Apparently they put non military past people in support or rear end roles, but idk
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you can't even handle "bullies". it would just be killing yourself with extra steps
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>>84370078
They probably wouldn't want to baby you
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>>84370099
I'm going to kms either way if I can't leave, because they ruined my life. Then please tell me how to undo those bullies slander defamation grape poisoning and abuse of authority, dumb ass.
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>>84370078
>there's nothing for me here anyways.
yeah, paint your wagon and ride out
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Why don't you sign up with your own country's military instead? Or if you're stuck on joining a foreign military try to join the French Foreign Legion first
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>>84370152
I hate this multicultural shithole and I'm not doing shit to serve it. I hate the French language, absolute fag language that we were forced to learn.
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I don't think they would let you in if you don't speak Ukrainian. Besides, you'd most likely get used as frontline fodder.
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>>84370193
>I hate this multicultural shithole
>So I'm gonna join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion to fight for a different multicultural shithole
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>>84370078
Why not enlist in whatever medical corp they have, you have a chance to die when you are near the front, but instead you are helping, patching holes n shit, you could even feel proud when you keep a child alive
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>>84370752
Don't you need a medical background for that? I doubt they are training random NEETs on how to become combat doctors
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>>84370765
You can take red cross classes/wildland first aid classes to basically get the same thing, send the resume, and they will probably take you, shit its the apocalypse over there so they are gonna take anyone, at least come with skills so you aren't thrown into a foxhole surrounded by Russian drones thirsty to turn you into the next propaganda piece, because lets be real, you aren't training for war, nor are you going to get good enough training over there. So you won't even have a satisfying death if you go grunt
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>>84370078
no. You will die for a shitty oligarch.
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>>84370774
I thought they had things to take down drones, launchable nets or bazookas or something
>>84370752
Maybe, I don't know where they would put someone with no credentials
>>84370219
They have English speaking section for internationals
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>>84370193
How in the world is living in Ukraine better than living in France? Use your EU passport to live in Pooland if you want to be Slavic so badly
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>>84370925
I'm not living in France though.
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>>84370078
yeah definitely
do it pussy
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I'm guessing you're a burger, join the reserves, join a medical unit, spend a few months with them and then go to Ukraine. Best chance to survive the year, though I have no fucking clue why you would want to move to a completely foreign country that will very likely have insane amounts of political turmoil after the war is concluded.
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>>84370078
yeah you seem completely retarded and easily influenced by thirdie propaganda go ahead and fulfill your destiny of clearing a landmine for people who hate you

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