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Try and make some friends here. Greentext about yourself like your hobbies/interests or anything robots might find interesting about you. Try and keep it positive though
>b-b-but no one would ever want to be friends with ME! i'm BORING!
Not with that attitude! Just try and write something!
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>>84766088
uhhhhh i'll bite.
>22
> doing a masters degree in computer science
> play guitar, vidya, cook, workout, make shitty games in godot.
> I am male, ginger and a complete fucking loser (rhyme)
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>>84766088
I know this cool guy his name is anonymous he is a hacker from the scary 4chan hacker website and is active on here
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>>84766114
dude shut up he might see this and hack everyone
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go back to discord zoomerfag
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>>84766151
I'm just doing the /mating/ thread but less gay. Also not looking for friends myself I just want a thread for other anons to make friends
>>84766113
>guitar
Cool, what do you like to play? How long have you been playing? What are your goals with it?
>vidya
What vidya do you like?
>cook
What kinda stuff do you like cooking? You can post pics if you want.
>godot
Cool I wanna do that too, what kind of games are you making right now and what kind do you want to be making in the future?
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friend thread
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Love 4chan it makes me sad
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>>84766113
Hi guyse i'm 21 and an up and coming bloomer. My hobbies are gooning and browsing r9k!
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>>84766088
A friendship thread is such a cute idea
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I have 4 days off from work im on day 2 when I have consecutive days off I start to become the joker because I don't go outside and nobody speaks to me irl or online but I know that I can never have actual friends because Im mentally ill so I just accept that Im gonna have moments where Im calling myself an ugly worthless nigger 50 times in a row and smoke way more than necessary its worth it because in the end im more comfortable doing this then being in a relationship with a person. regardless, I still have social needs so I would like to come and talk to you guys more often but most of you are talking about cocks and balls or vaginas or about how miserable life is but not in an in interesting or engaging way just in an obnoxious blogpost sort of way
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I'm almost 39, so I'm too old to use this thread. Everyone else here is a tiny small child.
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>>84766088
these threads always seem so forced, like blind dating or something, the "friendship" lacks authenticity

i guarantee most of these people who trade contact info text each other for 2 days MAXIMUM before going cold turkey on each other lol
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>>84767341
Give it to me straight, should I kill myself before reaching 30
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>>84767367
I don't see any reason to. My 30s have been fine. I guess if you're a normie who wants your life to be constant parties and dance club visits, but I never did any of that since I've always been old at heart.
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>>84767385
read this post >>84767331
and then reconsider your response
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>>84767402
No idea what you're saying.
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>>84767341
You don't want friends? Or do you already have enough?
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>>84767331
Bro this is fucking killing me omg my sides
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>>84767354
>2 days MAXIMUM before going cold turkey on each other lol
Yeah that's probably what usually happens since the friendship is more "forced" instead of coincidental. It's a bit hard to intentionally force yourself through the awkward phase.
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>>84767429
instead of forcing friendships we really need to make some sort of shared goal setting, then let friendships form during that naturally
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>>84767341
I'm 29 and would like to be friends with anons who are over 30.
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>>84767433
That would definitely be a better option, but it would be difficult to find multiple people willing to genuinely commit to a shared goal on here.
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>>84767648
Closest I can think of is that lego chad that wants people to post their legos on saturday, but no one does which is sad because its good opportunity
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Tem algum br por aqui? To aprendendo portugues e preciso melhorar minha fala e minha audicao. Posso te ajudar com ingles. Vamos nos ajudar um pra outro. Sou americano de 31 anos.
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>>84767354
made a friend on /v/ I talk too all the time because we play TF2 together. met a girl on /soc/ in like 2014 I dated for 3 years. tried to make a friend on /r9k/ once and they turned out to be an underraged unrionic summerfag
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neet with social problems. Looking for current neets in my situation or former neets that achieved normality. Gun to my head I can't say what I should do for work. also would love to talk about subjects like antipsychiatry
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I'll say this and maybe I'll be heard

I'm down to hang out, lay in bed and talk to, snuggle, vidja with a friend (girl)
Dis
secondplacekisses
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>>84767860
>*AIR RAID SIREN NOISES*

DNI AT ALL FUCKING COSTS.
I REPEAT,
DNI AT ALL FUCKING COSTS.
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>>84767926
BOOM, and just like that i brought the victim complex out

DAMN, i'm good.
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>>84767898
ADMIRAL, SPOTTED CHICKN OFF THE STARBOARD BOW- SHES ON COLLISION COURSE!!!
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>>84767944
You fish for friends and cock in the same place and oldfags remember when you'd make multiple threads a day
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>29
>grad student
>vidya, music, foreign languages, arts and crafts, reading, cooking
>looking for friends over 30 to shoot the shit with
Disc: systolicdiastolic
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>>84767937
10-4 BRAVO MIKE, ARMING 40MM CANNON

THIS IS TANGO ONE-NINER, TARGET IS APPROACHING CLOSER, HOLDING FIRE UNTIL FURTHER ORDERS
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>>84767959
SIR SHE JUST RAMMED THROUGH THE TRUXTON! NO AFFECT ON TARGET, SHES COMING RIGHT AT US! BRACE!
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>>84768007
OH GOD, WE'VE LOST THE ARIZONA!

GOD HELP US ALL...
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did you guys give chickn your credit card information and get scammed or something? I don't get it, at absolute worst she's just boring, what's the big deal
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Me I'm m 30s not much going on
Always itchy it SUCKS
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>>84768157
Chickn tried to molest a little boy from England
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>>84768322
this, chickn has exposed dms of grooming 16/17 year old boys and flying them out to fuck them, ever since she's been caught she swapped to prey on younger, pure, unsuspecting, innocent, naive men that are ranging from 18 - 23
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>>84768322
>>84768343
God I wish I was young enough for chickn to molest me
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>>84768412
Anon wants an obese brownoid to touch him. Ngmi
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I never see threads like this here.
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>23m
>i like reading visual novels, playing some games, learning japanese and yapping
>techfig that went to school for it
>besides that im boring sorry
malaisosa
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>>84768423
You are not a real incel if you wouldn't take it
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Anyone wants to play overwatch? I'm shit by the way.
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Anyone wants to be friends with an Unc Gamer? I'm old and only play video games.
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>>84771205
>I'm old and only play video games.
how old? what games?
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>>84767331
This is not a very nice post
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>>84767341
>Everyone else here is a tiny small child
Normalfag bullshit in my opinion tbdesu. I haven't changed my opinions in life since I was 14 and I will probably be the same mentally no matter how old I get, and the same is probably true to most people. The way I see it, the only difference between you and me is that your DNA's information has suffered more damage than mine.
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>>84772658
That's how I think but some stupid 20 year old girl told me I look old and need to get my shit together.
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>>84771966
Well above 30 and mostly Unc Slop.
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>>84772765
That's more a cultural thing. It's expected of one to have acquired certain things and achievements in life after certain age.
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That's how normies think at least
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>Friend thread
>Nobody tries to make friends
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>>84772825
>>Friend thread
>>Nobody tries to make friends
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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I'm too old to change now.
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hi i am
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Alright faggots here's my steam, everyone is free to add me. 34 year old male, always online because my job is weird, like talking about literally anything and giving advice because I'm an oldhead with lots of life experience.

Right now I just play TF2 and DRG but I want to get into core keeper and am down to play otherstuff or just talk with anyone.
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>>84773576
hello, i am
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>>84773618
hi would you be
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>>84772825
i think it's because nobody's elaborating on themselves, anons will mention they like games but not give any examples in their og post unless asked for example. people need a hook to want to add you
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>>84772658
That was a joke post, but yeah, I certainly wouldn't put 14 as the age where you're fully yourself. It happens early but not that early. Your late teens self is probably your forever self in most respects.
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>>84773922
Maybe for most people, although there's also an individual factor. Some people become "themselves" earlier, others probably still somewhat in development of their ego even in their early 20s, or so I believe. Anyway, I just said that for you to realize that you don't need to feel so distant, s-e-n-p-a-i.
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>>84767341
>39
>schooldays
Certified unc. Only oldfags remember schooldays. Nice boat btw
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>>84767341
I'm a tiny small child that's getting BLACKED.
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>>84769709
two reasons, first is they are mostly ineffective, and second is because it's against the rules and belongs on >>>/soc/
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>>84774058
>it's against the rules
What rule is OP breaking?
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>>84774065
Read the sticky dumb dumb
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>>84774102
>1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
Doesn't break it
>5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
Doesn't break it
>8. You cannot post a picture without text.
Doesn't break it
>10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
Doesn't break it
>11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
Doesn't break it
>All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others.
Doesn't break it

Are you retarded?
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>>84774148
Maybe. I skipped breakfast today.
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I honestly don't think I would like anyone here.
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>be me
>19 years old
>studying philosophy at uni but I don't really read it outside of what school requires me to read (i will change this starting next month!)
>I like jrpgs
>I used to like anime. OCD hindered me from watching it but I'm trying to get back at that hobby
>I'm planning to play Rance III (original) next!
Discord: usagiken.
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>>84769764
i guess ill elaborate a bit, since >>84773896 is probably right
>games i like
indies, visual novels, stuff like when they cry, oneshot. or on the comfier side stardew
>i also like anime but thats a given
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>>84774214
I see, that explains it
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>>84774275
Have you played slay the princess?
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>>84766088
>25
>Brazillian
>I got a degree in Graphic Design but I don't feel that I like it even though I thought I would
>Earn minimal wage
>I'm learning to speak and pronounce in English so I can work as a tutor and save money so I can get out of this place
I don't have a lot of interests, at least not developed ones, or maybe I have a lot of interests but my I also give up midway because I'm poor and lack attention span.
My fav animes are Kaiji, Re-Zero and Jojo (Also dropped it except kaiji kek)

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