>>84771367
I'm a weirdo and smell

>>84771367
I am a stupid loser with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I should be dead.

>>84771367
most people instinctively treat me like shit despite trying to make friends with them. i was only ever used as entertainment or treated as a walking joke growing up, never had any real friends. according to normies this is all "my fault" somehow.

I'm mean and awkward and have bad conversation rhythm. I look good on paper to men and employers but when they meet me they go wtf is wrong with you. IDK I'm awkward around my own parents I just can't be normal

>>84771367
Because people are fucking lying two faced cunts.

It's because all relationships are now transactional and if you're not a richfag and or extremely physically attractive you are fucked

I am capable of friendship but life has not provided me with the opportunity, despite putting myself in social positions and actually trying. It is very hard as an adult man to make friends with other adult men. Friendship these days is difficult for someone like me to find. I can be well put together, have interesting things to talk about, be able to match peoples energy and have conversations but at the end of the day once you hit adulthood, people already have established friends so are less open to friendship. It's just how it is unless you click with someone ridiculously well. I've been trying for over a year id say.

>>84771367
I'm a self-important, misanthropic dickhead who loses my shit at the slightest bit of criticism or pushback while being paranoid about forces conspiring against me.

I'm just trying to find where the fuck I asked for anyone's retarded ass opinion. Shut the fuck up :)

>>84771396
How do you behave or look like for normies to treat you like that?

I lose interest and am too selfish so everyone stays an acquaintance

>>84771396
that is really weird. would you say you have weird mannerisms or something? maybe a serial killer stare?
>>84771425
where have you been trying to make friends?

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>>84771453
I would be willing to be your friend

>>84771474
I don't want friends at this point. I've had enough of people. Gave me a bad name and hung me and spend their time kicking my corpse.

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>>84771474
Monkey paw: it's chickn

>>84771367
I never talk to anyone. also autism.

>>84771503
Chikn isn't considered attractive by many.
>>84771491
Okay. But I give you the chance if you want it.

>>84771367
I don't think I even want friends at this point. I have tried talking to people and I am so bad at carrying on a conversation that I would rather be alone and not put myself through it anymore

>>84771537
I don't want or need friends. I want a rich wife who I can house-husband for because I love cooking cleaning and doing laundry.

>>84771367
because i am unlikable and everyone eventually leaves

Because I was bullied and then had social anxiety yippee!

if you could make friends, what would you like them to be like?

>>84771637
paypig femoid

>>84771637
I don't even know how to answer that question. I've gotten used to being friendless and now I prefer it.

>>84771367
autism
that's it

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>>84771452
its kinda hard to say how i behave since its been awhile since i tried and im not a reliable source on my own behaviour i guess. i have long hair as a guy so maybe a bit serial killery or school shooter but i've only been growing it out cause i like long hair and i've given up on making friends, i've had short hair when i tried and failed the most. probably have weird mannerisms and stare never really figured out eye contact but i can do it without feeling anxiety, people look shocked/scared when i look into their eyes though. I'm fit, people have told me i'm good looking and i have gotten attention from girls and have had a few relationships. people are very suspicious of me, make up lies about me and everyone believes them, they blame me for things they did at jobs i've had in the past and i get in trouble 100% of the time... etc etc.

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>>84771367
I'm too low energy to maintain friendships and I don't like most normies and the few weirdos I could jive with are usually hermits like myself and don't live in my time-zone. Also, I'm an insufferable asshole and no fun since I went straightedge. I love using colorful language to entertain myself and the few guys/gals with my edgy humor but most people somehow don't get my jokes and think I'm a monster. Plus I look weird and I have dietary habits that are not conducive to being social plus I hate noisy environments when I'm sober.
Also, my tendency for logical thinking gets me in trouble at times. I guess I'm also a bit racist (I'm trying my best to not let people feel it but I have a visceral response when I see how certain people act and seeing people litter makes me want to bonk their hands with a stick) and I feel a bit of disdain for organized religions, seeing how it's often used to act in schizophrenic, immoral ways.
I'm not a choirboy either but at least I don't pretend that I'm perfect or could wash myself clean on sins by "confessing". What a bunch of BS. But it makes money for the church so it's alright, eh? Fucking hypocrites make me sick.

>>84771637
Kinda like myself. Or just trustworthy and nice to talk to. Not a normie and more of a generic anon here.

>>84771367
LMFAO these cats are retarded

>>84771367
i'm socially retarded and anxious
>>84771637
interested in camping and traveling together

>>84771367
i have a few friends somehow and people seem to like me for some reason
it's just women dont wanna date me

>>84771895
>interested in camping and traveling together
Comfy, same here. I am doing a solo cross country camping trip this upcoming week and wish I had a friend to meet up with or come. You in the USA maybe midwest?

>>84771643
that is not a friend
>>84771662
long hair as a guy isn't really weird. if they feel threatened before you talk, then it is not your voice. i think i will have to go with serial killer stare, combined with an above average height, maybe you are scary and people make lies about you based on vibes alone (normies do this all the time)
>>84771836
what are you like?
>>84771895
camping and traveling together... you would have to find a friend that lived next door or really close to you, and that is kind of hard to find on 4chan or make spontaneously irl when you are older

>>84771367
Most people I meet just assume whatever makes them seems smart/important; never trying to see things as they are even if that means they're wrong. Being alone is way less stressful than that.

>>84771915
i'm in the US but not midwest and too anxious to make friends anyway. i'm taking a solo cross country amtrak trip soon, closest i will get to anything like that.
>>84771930
yeah i made it through college without making any friends so i don't expect i'll ever be able to make friends

>Why do you not have any friends, anon?
Almost everyone I knew in my youth moved on, so they were not real friends. School kids, local kids.
My last two friends I have no time with. One I cannot be around because of his muh self-improoovement shtick.
The other stayed in touch for over 20 years, but I've not only seen him once in the past eight months. I'm guessing it is over.
On top of that, I am a hermit NEET that cannot afford any social shit. I have some distant family that I see a few times a year, last was in April.

>>84771930
>that is not a friend
I just said I don't want a friend.

>>84772018
>amtrak trip
That's ok you are too anxious I hope you have fun on your trip. How long is it?

>>84772105
it's about 2 days but i'll be in a sleeper car. i hope you have fun too anon

there's a high chance i'll just use anyone for money, so i can buy drugs.

you're welcome, world.

>>84771930
>what are you like?
Hard to describe. But I know it when I see it.
Usually pretty asocial but I am trying to make friends for the first time in years.

>>84772362
i see. it's kinda hard to gauge how a person really is through messages on a board, but i can see where you're coming from
what sparked the interest in friends for you?

>>84771474
thank you fren but I am too shy

>>84771367
I dont even know really
I used to have friends, changed schools, and suddenly i lost the ability to make friends

>>84772493
don't give up anon! you can beat shyness

>>84772433
>what sparked the interest in friends for you?
I want to change my life, I think it's one way to change.
I also want to be able to talk to anons outside this website because they are the only people I think I can relate to. Also the hack a year ago shows that the website is unstable and I still want to talk to the kind of people that come here, even if they are weird.

>>84772493
Only one way to fix that shyness. By coming out of the shell one step at a time.

>>84771421
Normies take their cues from psychopathic overlords. In truth it isn't personal but that doesn't make it pleasant to be around them.

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Don't need friends if you can have fun alone.

i simply don't see the point in most people

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>>84771367
>Why do you not have any friends, anon?
i don't know how to make friends. when i was young, i was afraid to talk to people, nobody talked to me, and i didn't have anything to say to support normie conversations.

>>84771637
>if you could make friends, what would you like them to be like?
pedo goon bro who watches vtubers, plays jrpg vidya, is twitter tourist, loaded and packed like me :3

>>84773275
>pedo
kys my guy

Cus I was randomly cut off without explanation from my only friend group. Blessing in disguise though, now I can finally move out of this unaffordable hellhole town.

>>84771367
I don't know if I want them.
The people around me who have been my "friends" ended up mostly being shitty to me.
I have met people who would like to be friends with me, but idk how to maintain friendships and other than being nice, we don't have much in common.
Now that I think about it, I'm a bit of an asshole in that I push them away and don't respond. I really only know how to be distant with others, not close.
Damn, I feel bad about that now. Maybe it's a problem...

>>84771637
Would be great for them to actually reciprocate things and take me up on offers to do things instead of just turning me down and only committing to weekly obligation get-togethers and weekend shit when they feel like it. Even better if they don't have expensive taste in food, so tired of every meal out costing me an arm and a leg.

Mainly I want someone that actually wants to spend time with me instead of one that just tolerates time with me. And best would be if they weren't so normie.

>>84771367
I have 5 friends that I have gangster tier loyalty to but it's because I lucked out and met them as a kid. I have no idea how to make more friends as an adult.

>>84771637
To be able to have interesting conversations with them.
For them not to make fun of me all the time or not argue with me when I tell them that a joke went too far.

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>>84773328
>kys
kiss your sister :3