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Serious.
I have a large dick 7.8 in but the problem is that my dick curves to the left.

its not that crazy, like in the op, but due to my size I'm worried that if i try to have sex there will be "problems" to say the lest.
I'm worried that i might have to go to the doctors if its a big deal

If there are any real women here which have taken curved dicks, how was it? did it hurt? did it turn you off
For guys, who do have a curved dick, is it a big deal?
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>>84771447
When I sent out dick pics the two main complements I got are that it's straight and that it's thick
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>>84771447
Most guys have some form of curve to their dick. That being said, please post your glorious, phat cock, so I can salivate over it.
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>>84771468
Wait wat?
Wouldn't straight be a good thing (I have heard that up turned dicks or the most optimal though)
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>>84771488
Complements not complaints although I'm sure there are girls who prefer curved penises too
>(I have heard that up turned dicks or the most optimal though)
Cuz they're good at hitting certain spots?

The main complaints I got were it being short and hairy
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>>84771488
what the fuck Hitler yapping about
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>>84771507
Nooooo, I thought there might be hope

> I'm sure there are girls who prefer curved penises too
I would prefer to know

>>84771488
Im too shy to take a dick pick
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>>84771540
I meant

>>84771486*
Im too shy to take a dick pick
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>>84771540
How heavily does it curve? I know it's not really consolation since I'm a guy but at least for me I think it's cool and imposing to have a curve in there. Also any girl is picking a 7.8 curved dick over a 6 inch straight dick, size is still king.
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>>84771512
Did Hitler have a curved dick?
I doubt they could of known and its prob just fake and more beating a dead horse like how they said that he had a micro pennies so that they can demasculinised him
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>>84771594
its like the image I posted just left and ever so slightly curved more.

Its not that bad, but the only reason I mentioned my size is because as it get larger I fret that the curve would case more of a problem
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>>84771628
>its like the image I posted just left and ever so slightly curved more.
> as it get larger I fret that the curve would case more of a problem
I'm really curious how sex feels with that now. You need to get sum pus and report back.

Also is there a reason it's curved? Like you always using your right hand to jerk it. Actually considering your size how do you masturbate, two hands?
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who cares just put the girl you're fucking on her side and your curve will do the work for u
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>>84771665
>I'm really curious how sex feels with that now. You need to get sum pus and report back.
Sure, The chances of me reporting back will increases if the situation went bad. I don't want to come back and sound like a jackass on here flexing that I lost my virginity

>Also is there a reason it's curved? Like you always using your right hand to jerk it
Yes, but I just think its generic, I remember that my brother saying his dick was curved too (the reason he said that wasn't because I told him about my problem it was just said when we was talking about our dick sizes with other male cousins)

>. Actually considering your size how do you masturbate, two hands?
I jack off in a way now that there is no stress directed too any one part of my dick

Would jelqing help?
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>>84771668
I see how that would work.
but I just want to be able to to have sex without doing any random position
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>>84771710
>I don't want to come back and sound like a jackass on here flexing that I lost my virginity
Jeez it's fine sometimes you gotta flex on dem virgins
>(the reason he said that wasn't because I told him about my problem it was just said when we was talking about our dick sizes with other male cousins)
Speaking of flexing on virgins did you tell them your size too? If I heard a friend say he had your dick size I would assume he's bluffing till I see it desu
>Yes, but I just think its generic
Hmm I wonder if there might be some benefit of it being curved
>I jack off in a way now that there is no stress directed too any one part of my dick
I was moreso wondering how it works with that size
>Would jelqing help?
I would be very careful trying out stuff since you have a fairly rare penis I feel like a lot of stuff could go wrong
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it's all dudes ITT
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I have a 6.5 incher slightly curved with a thick head. How over is it for me?
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>>84771826
yea pretty much

>>84771850
idk, never had sex
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>>84771447
mine just curves up a degree or two, probably from tucking it up into my waistband as a kid.

i don't know if it affects sex, because i only had one gf before, and we couldn't have penetrative sex without it hurting her
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>>84772239
Did you guys find some way for it to work
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>>84772260
nah not before the end of the relationship. i don't really know what i was doing wrong, we had non penetrative sex all the time and loved it and i would always go down on her before i tried. we were both virgins so maybe she just needed some more time.
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>>84772359
Anon you are scaring me
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>>84772399
wait why lmao
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>>84772430
What if this happens to me
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>>84772450
like i said, it probably just takes time, especially if you are her first
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>>84772460
Let say this:
Lets say there is a girl which likes me and want to fuck me because of my cock because my bulge is kind of visible and i can kinda tell she is only talking to me for that. Lets say we finally go somewhere private and i take my cock out, will she be disappointed? will it be embarrassing? Will she think its weird?
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>>84771798
>I was moreso wondering how it works with that size
up and down, thats pretty much it
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>>84772527
doubt it
I'm curved 5.5" and have only dealt with sluts and each one came back for a second go or more, one said "it hits in the right spot" so I stopped being self concious about it. It is not fun to look at but I think considering Im small it might be a blessing to be unique if I can hit the spot better to compensate
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>>84772527
idk mate i've never met a real woman who actually cares about it unless it's abnormal or gross. the only people who are obsessed with the shape and size of dick are men, which the OP is a great example of.
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>>84772634
ok guys, thanks, I will just go with the flow
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me munching on OPs dong
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>>84773153
mfw OP wont post dont pics
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Take 500mg glutathione + 3g of vitamin C a day

Maybe supplement with 2.5-5mg of tadalafil if you're not getting morning wood (main time your penis heals)

Someone recommended I do this and it worked for me. Had like a 15-20 degree kink halfway down my cock
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>>84771488
>I have heard that up turned dicks or the most optimal though
Really? Mine is 6.3in and curves up noticeably, so maybe my shape can make up for my length...
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>>84771447
My dick curves to the left pretty significantly, kind of like that picture. It seems to work great for my girlfriend and it feels fine to me. It's a non-issue. I can't really imagine how having a curved dick could be a problem

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