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IDF Lads
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Getting my batty crease sparked out and spunked in by a deano x
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>>84772552
It's hilarious watching these babykilling pants shitters get blown to smithereens by drones. Honestly it doesn't happen nearly enough.
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>>84772596
t. muzzie poster
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DING DING
https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE
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down to my last zolpidem-half.

considerations to be made.
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The night of Al-ZVTT
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>octopus catch increased by 7,700% in 2025
Octogeddon!
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a compromise has been reached.
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nowt to smile bout
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>>84772716
you have your health
and maybe mates
or perhaps you have neither

let us know! (a problem shared, and all that)
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>>84772746
health is alright yeah
not really got any mates anymore
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Fake empathy kiwi rat
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>>84772755
can you go outside? owt you can do? trollers gonna troll, but board games or D&D nights at places. they're used to awkward/geeky people and there's an activity involved (so it's not like speed dating or something).
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Go to a d&d event so he can film it and laugh
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>>84772775
i get tired and irritated by people very easily
to be perfectly desu with you
im fine with being lonely i just feel a bit empty all the time
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seasideMARK in Newquay site seeing tour Newquay is a wonderful lovely place Dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOFqeZvwHf4
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Found this board game night for you at the pub
Me and the tattle squad will be a few tables down spectating laughing our heads off lol x
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Deanos stretching me out x
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Imagine being a sex having Nando's eating normie
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Never divulge to the rat
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>>84772971
Been one of those lad.
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>>84772971
instead I'm a McDonalds burger gobbling virgin freakazoid
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cor these were fun times back in the day.

yep, that's me with alcohol (this was before i kicked it)
also, three daisy-chained battery-powered mono speakers hooked up to a left/right 3.5mm splitter connected to my SanDisk Sansa Clip, since i didn't believe in Bluetooth until the 2020s.

but most importantly, that's the red rulebook from the 1981 Basic Dungeons & Dragons (magenta) set.
they don't make 'em like that any more, lads.
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>>84772629
Plant it and see if it grows into a zolpidem plant.
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Choon init https://youtu.be/b9McVO9hpUE
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>>84773084
that's EXACTLY the sort of blue-sky thinking we need more of round here, cleverlad.
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Yep that's me before i started faking agoraphobia
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Heres an extra pic of me in da club lol a few years ago. Now? Complete nut case certified mentalist, much more mental than you, nobody's been as mental as me before
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The MOST psycho mental, but still lucid enough to judge everyone else's mental illness to evaluate if it's real, faking it, me though? Always legit and very serious mental health, very sad and tragic
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>>84773114
It's a win win, as you either get the plant, or if nothing's happened after a week, you can dig up the tablet and neck it.
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I have got mental elf ;_;
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Do not fall for rat ploys, rat gimmicks, rat affected personas
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nice mistuh wet fwuffy in housie? Nu do bad poopies! Pwomise!
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Who is rat?
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Lol he posted that to poke the seethe nest. He knows what he's doing.
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>lol he is deliberately trolling. So funnay xd
Rat
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>>84773198
Wat am dummeh hoomin! Dummeh hoomin need sowwy poopie! Gib king sketties nao ow get wowstest owies!
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Rat selecting one of his many expendable personality types depending on who he's speaking to and what he needs to manipulate from them
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the BBC dont make good content for working class people anymore, lets come up with some ideas. i think they should make a show where they put cctv inside a pub for a year, they interview the landlord and any regulars to tell their stories
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>>84773266
You should go out and touch grass
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My bits inside a girl's bits
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>>84773291
i go out often i dont see why you think i dont
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I'm more mentally ill than anyone else here, I'm also the biggest loser
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some of you need to read the rules/sticky, i reckon.

anyway, here is a pic of me in da club lol a few years ago.
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Me? Garn get filled ins by deano and the lads tomorrow x
Mosque lids are at the back of the queue after today it not rite what they did to me x
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regret 'ghosting' that lad. but we didn't know back then, did we?

also, here is how i used to take my primary gins. IT LOOKS MENTAL but any drinker (moderation) lads: give it a try. it'll change your life x
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>>84773357
>I'm also the biggest loser
challenge accepted, whacha got?
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Yep heres me in da club, Mr. Agoraphobia as you can see. Become a completely different person depending on what I want and need to manipulate from people at the time well thats what I do dont I? #RatLife
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THIS THREAD IS A TRAINWRECK

what's everyone listening to tonight/
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>>84773412
cursed idf thread
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Reckon this lansoprazole I've been prescribed has been thinning my hair out. Defo stopping taking it. I can't go bald.
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>>84773412
I listen listening to the album The OOZ by King Krule x
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>>84773412
Ceephax Acid Crew
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>>84773358
This is the man telling you he needs lifelong full whack benefits because he can't go outside and talk to people btw
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i have beans egg chedder cheese and beans, what should i make for dinner?
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Might catch up on some Billy Moore. I actually find the homeless druggies he interviews to be quite relatable. Broken people like me. Reckon I might end up like that one day if I'm still alive after my parents kick the bucket.
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>>84773441
also bread
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utterly failed today's Wordle. took too many risks/repeats (just frustrated, trying random letters).

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>>84773430
gonna give these a spin!
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>>84773434
You can't beat a university diagnosis de lid x
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Wish I was on Newquay beach in Cornwall
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>>84773441
>>84773454
i reckon all those just...combine?
like cheesy, eggy beans on toast. full English breakfast sarnie sort of thing. under the grill or on a Breville/George Foreman.
(might be a 'mare to clean, mind.)
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>>84773488
but then there's the omelette option
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>>84773507
maybe for YOU there is. last time i made omelettes, it was by accident on Pancake Day.

not worth the risk - stick to sarnies, that's my motto.
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>>84773546
>stick to sarnies, that's my motto.
your wise words guide me anon sensei, an sarnie it is
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thanks for the notification, Windows, that feature you rarely use. thanks for notifying me that nothing has happened.

i turned this shite off anyway, why does it keep turning itself back on? is it not like indexing, where it's just killing the lifespan of my drive?
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15 minutes until payment day, ohmydays.

gonna garn shower while the downstairs neighbours are audibly gathering/laughing. they can't really complain about the noise if they're doing something, IMO.

post some cool stuff in the thread in the meantime, lads x
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>>84773366
good to have standards, little lid
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photo of a local dug I took recently
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some guy feeding a fox
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>>84773663
this would make a great op image
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Garn gets spunked on x
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>>84773619
Surprised you can handle such a thing given how petrified you are of people laughing and meeting and talking to people, just the way you are isn't it?
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How to tell the rat is lying through his teeth: he is talking
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This guy walks up to yer gf and says moo. What do?
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Yeah I have a mystical ball, it's breddy sweet.
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Will, Ruth and her tuppence
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>>84773849
Woah you didn't finish the sentence, what will the tuppence and her do?
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David Pickergill
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Pointless being alive as a neurodiverse male
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corrrr i've come back to some quality piccies

>>84773653
artistic, this, like some famous old picture.
is this actually dangerous or anything? i know dogs have a brain, but say it saw a cat or a bird.

>>84773844
does it change colour or do stuff when you touch it?

and i see those skins, you cheeky devil x
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ffs i wish payments just came at midnight, on the dot. not sure whether to stay up all night or not, but i wouldn't mind ordering some scran in.
(i WOULD walk to an open supermarket, if they existed.)

>>84773911
i feel like this sometimes, can't lie. but i dunno, i've known other neurodiverse people. couldn't honestly say 'their lives are pointless'.
for me the meds do help, it's just getting the buggers.
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>>84773932
Yeah changes colours.
Yeah I know, exif, but doesn't mention location so bleh.

https://files.catbox.moe/7krou0.mp4
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>>84774011
Some banks do. Natwest doesn't.
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might gan for a neuro-d nightwalk. dry the old hair.
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>>84774096
damn that's cooler than i expected.
what was that mad thing in Harry Potter, the Pensieve or whatever it was called? like that.

>>84774097
darn and drat. tried to pay for something just in case (you never know), but nah, wasn't having it.
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>>84774163
Treat yourself to 1, only 6quid.
https://www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/toys/sensory-toys/sensory-toys-and-lights/cosmic-lamp-misty-glow-colour-changing-ball/p/223722
Or if feeling zesty there's a glitter one.
I'll answer both (You)s in this 1 reply.
My mate's bank does midnight payments, but not sure who he's with.
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Wonder where Marjan Siklic is these days
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>>84774196
thanks lad, you deserve those two (You)s. was actually going to ask about it since i have a friend who'd love this tbqh.

always wanted one of those mad space room projector things even as an adult. mate + i thought would be chill to just lie in a room with one of those going, perhaps with substances involved.
(SOMEONE is somehow going to clock that this is because of a scene in a computer game and yes, yes it is.)
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>>84774272
>a scene in a computer game and yes, yes it is.
Parappa the rapper?
Treat yourself to the projector, or even just a small thing like muh mystical ball. Need to find a way to secure a little tall cabinet I have to my desk, then can have a plinth for my cool stuff (some of it not all). Can have muh mystical ball, erupting volcano lamp (not exactly as it seems) and vortex dome.
I also want to try build a cool little fake bamboo and miniature bonsai tree thing, maybe pop a live plant or 2 in/near it, and eventually get a better desk, an L shape 1 would be good. Keep forgetting, but going to pop it on my memory board (whiteboard above the fireplace I have as my memory is getting worse).

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