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So that is life! I've fried my brain, ruined my body, damned my soul, all with alcohol. Thank you very much, God. I don't believe you exist, but I'm still afraid of Satan. Just let me die already, this has gone on for far too long. I'll take anything. The eternal fire? Could it possibly be worse than this? I truly tried my best. Why'd it go like this? Oh! It's so hot! It's fucking 90 fahrenheit and I'm drinking cream liquor because it's all I have left besides hand sanitizer and that I'll never do again, I swear! Please, leave me be!
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>>84772782
dantes inferno isnt real. when the church was the dominant authority they had to convince retarded of eternal damnation to keep them in check. take your life and wait for the sweet nothing that follows, or your soul gets recycled and you are reborn
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>>84772906
>humankind destined for upward flight
>blown back by wind so slight
We're nothing at all. God, save us.
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>>84772906
Beatrice, you lika my pasta? Por favor, quaeso, plaire, in Italian! You don't lika the ravioli, you don't lika my macaroni? This is purgatorio!
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You can quit drinking
When you are in a hole, stop digging
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>>84773913
Is this advice from a fat fuck youtuber? By gosh, I'm an alcoholic, but I'm still not obese. When you're big, stop eating.

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