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A redditor wants to commit suicide because he never experienced teenage love. Is that legitimate?
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>>84773829
Yes, it's legitimate, but he should consider becoming a member of the Incel Legion first.
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>>84773829
>just the thought of [someone loving me in middle age] makes me want to delete
No worries, that likely won't happen.

It's legitimate not because he never had love, but because he's a redditor.
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>>84773829
Life's too big for such a small thing to be the end of it
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>>84773863
>small thing
Nigger this is literally the most important thing in life. If you don't get to sex teenage girls then life is completely fucking pointless even if you're a billionaire with 3 Nobel Prizes and 5 PhDs.
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>>84773829
>"I will be terminating my existence by the time I turn 30," he says presuming this gives him all the time in the world to give it an honest shot
>"Imagine turning 34," he says as if that's some distant far off time, imagining he can turn his life around before then
>*turns 30*
>*30 goes by just as normal as any year*
>*turns 34*
>*doesn't kill himself or do anything*
Fags like this don't actually want to commit suicide. Posts like his are for attention. It's a vaguely posited idea that he comes up with to motivate himself. A suicidal person would say they're killing themselves tomorrow. There would be no point in putting it off. If you're going to put it off, there's no point in doing it at all. Hence why these guys don't actually kill themselves once 30 comes and passes. It's for attention.
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>>84773877
you're naive as fuck. your life would be just as worthless even if you had a teenage fling.
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>>84773829
He should do it because he is a redditor. Teenage love is crazy overhyped, if you're considering killing yourself over not having teenage love then I hope you go through with it.
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>>84773928
Its the same as when you have that one guy at work who makes a big show of how this job is beneath him and he can do better and how he can walk out the door any time he wants and how its always one more month and he will quit.
Yet he has been there for years, and the threat of quitting is just some posturing to show everyone he has full control and is better than everyone.
Some people treat a job like that. Some people treat the entire cosmos like that.
Thats what like 90% of suicidal people are
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>>84773935
No it wouldn't. I'd have a reason to participate in society if I'd been able to have this very basic thing, but numerous factors conspired to keep it from me, not the least of which was my own parents and their psychotic christcuck bullshit.
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>>84773980
you're just using it an excuse to be lazy. the fact that your can't see it sucks.
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>>84773992
I don't need an excuse, this actually constitutes a reason.

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