more like stand or shit, amirite fellas?

>>12902515
I stand, but that's because I piss in the sink

>>12902515
i sit, i never peed standing

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Do essfores boys have cute little pebises

>>12902515
I have to sit, severe phimosis is like a thumb over a hose. Actually it is a lot like girl pee just blasted everywhere instead of a stream.

Did you know developing phimosis is common? Nobody knows that because you're all cutfags. The worst is all the doctors just want to circumcise because why wouldn't you just cut part of your body off over a small rash. I need to go to Ireland or somewhere and find a doctor that's seen an uncut penis before.

>>12902515
kneel

>>12902566
Now write me an erotica how you produce the finest of cheeses and have full body orgasms

>>12902564
proud owner of a small pp jpg
>>12902566
uncircumcised dubs

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>>12902566 (dubs!)
I just recently heard of phimosis and thought I might have it but apparently I just have a short frenulum
still kinda scary, I don't feel any pain but feel anxious about it, its not like I have any chance to have sex but still
I really hope you can recover and wish you all the best, I read there are several methods to fix it without surgery, hopefully yours can be too

in public restrooms where someone can easily look over the stall i sit but at home i usually stand

>>12902515
oh nooo.... toilet....
https://youtu.be/6bZ2JJO6RG0

>>12902611
dubs checking dubs

>>12902564
the thing is

sit at night, so i don't have to turn the light on to aim

poo poo niggy

>>12902515
I stand up to wipe.

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>>12903467
that's disgusting.

>>12902566
>severe phimosis
How does this happen? Just pull the 4skin back to pee.
I have foreskin. I usually pull it back to wipe.
I have never gotten an dick cheese, even during periods of not showering. And when I do shower and pull back and soap that shit up.
I always sit I dont want to clean up pee splash everywhere.

>>12903486
Me too, in 52 years there was nothing about having a foreskin that wasn't resolved by washing my dick and on there rare occasion keeping it dry for a bit.

Then I learned about this little thing called balantis. The problem is the actual edge gets puffy and inflamed and pulling it back is painful af. No big right? Just clean dry and pull back later, right? only now it's a ring of scar tissue too small to even put my pinky in. I figured I'll just get hornby and that'll solve things. Nope, it's like having a balloon knot made of iron. I've been trying to figure out how to stretch it but I never have time, so I've just been getting by pissing and occasionally jerking off through my foreskin. Q tips scrape out the dick cheese and I'm constantly putting ketoconazole on it to fight the rash but I just don't have the time or privacy to stretch my shit back out.

>>12904189
>in 52 years
what

>>12903486
how does starving happen?
just eat

>>12904195
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?

i always sit desu

>>12902515
i stand like a fucking man who the fuck would
want to sit down on the cold ass toilet seat right
at morning

>>12904189
wtf are you doing being over 50 and being on 4chan, in s4s no less?
>Then I learned about this little thing called balantis. The problem is the actual edge gets puffy and inflamed and pulling it back is painful af.
sorry you're going through that, but how did this problem even start? go see a doc man.

I lay down

>>12902515
The only reason I started sitting down to pee after standing all the time all my life is because of an intro to a song by the Living Tombstone that extolled the virtues of sitting while you pee. It deffo convinced me~

>>12904688
people that can afford heating

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>>12904688
people that can afford dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12903480
Its quite normal actually and makes cleaning the anus easier.

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