i got really really drunk one time and made lots and lots of silly posts

Your fortune: Godly Luck

i once got so drunk i sent a text meant for my mom to a friend

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>>12905399
>>12905411
(dubs)
This is nice board

drank 7 shots by accident and when I was kissing myself in the mirror I threw up everywhere :<

>>12905320
once i raped mi little cousin on lsd, his peepee was wolling very funny to see,,

>>12905451
LMAO thats so cute I hope thats real

>>12905451
you scare me

>>12905443
how do you "accidentally" drink seven shots? dumbass.

>>12905451
It's not creepy if wish does this because they take HRT and post cute anime girls.

>>12905320
hahaa so one time i did lkke a hundred alcohol and drive my car into thw deswert and droge around all nigbt to fond dis gkel ive been talking to and she was on tne phoen laugbi g at my the wjolw toe.me

was super drunk and stoned, while out went into a supermarket with friends and started eating out of the hot food trays while security was staring us down

>>12905320
a kid jumped in front of my car

I only drink water

not much just black out in front of black people and have them film you, laugh and rob you nothing major you know

>>12905940
one of my first times being drunk i didnt measure

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if i have any good stories i dont care to recall them even if i could

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I wouldnt know where to begin

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Absolute Kino

>>12906245
where?

>>12906249
This thread is Kino
(didn't read it)

>>12906251
kino is cinema not a thread

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

would share a story but I'm tired

>>12906253
No this thread is absolutes KINO

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12906256
Kino are a Russian rock band formed in Leningrad (now Saint Petersburg) in 1981. The band was co-founded and headed by Viktor Tsoi, who wrote the music and lyrics for almost all of the band's songs, until his death in 1990. Over the course of eight years, Kino released over ninety songs spanning over seven studio albums, as well as releasing a few compilations and live albums. During the days of the Soviet Union, the band's music was also widely circulated in the form of bootleg recordings through the underground magnitizdat distribution scene. Viktor Tsoi died in a car accident in 1990. Shortly after his death, the band broke up after releasing their final album, consisting of songs that Tsoi and the group were working on in the months before his death.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12906257
Absolute Dino

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Don’t know but I’ve made an ass out of myself several times unfortunately
Glad I’m off that shit

>>12906258
Dino Polska S.A. is a Polish retail company that operates grocery stores throughout Poland. Dino is a publicly-traded company listed at Warsaw Stock Exchange. As of the end of 2024, the Dino Group operated 2,688 stores with a total sales area of 1,061,200 m2 (262.2 acres), employed 49,900 people, and reported revenues of PLN 29.3 billion. At the same time, 92% of its stores were equipped with photovoltaic installations, which had a total installed capacity of 98.9 MW, and a total of 86.6 GWh of solar energy was procured.

>>12906265
Absolute Cinema

Fucked a chick with scabs in her pussy, now I get scabs around my dick