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goodbye Katie Peach 1.0...i love you ;_;

https://youtu.be/HTiJY5CNpRQ
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>>12995489
why are you throwing her away then?
I'll never get you people
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isn't just throwing her in the trash a little rude?

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man this lore is getting weird

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>>12995499
i'll never get dubs
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i'm not throwing her away

i'm putting her in a box forever

her leg is broken, her neck is broken, and her arms are falling off and it's really bad
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>>12995509
you shouldn't abuse your wife
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>>12995509
so you're telling me after your wife passes from the abuse you put her in a little box and get a new mistress ?
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>>12995509
Damn dude you really busted her. You fucking like a beast.
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>>12995518
i'm very gentle with katie peach 2.0

she might need to last a lifetime

maybe i should buy katie peach 3.1 to have for the day i need her
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yuji sakai was already a known murderer as attested by schizophrenics in the past so none of this is a surprise
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>>12995489
RIP 2 a real 1 we love u katie peach cuddle succubus rest eazy

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Give her a viking funeral.
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>>12995509
that's going to spawn many new and exiting lifeforms

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>>12995519
her neck was broken when i got her (i didn't even realize it wasn't supposed to be like that) and over the years she got even more bobble heady

her leg got broken in a fucking accident and her arms are just coming lose because she's getting old

it really is sad, i tried to sew her back together and clean her up and it's just impossible
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>>12995525
we're gonna be creamated together yeah
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>>12995528
pouring out a 40 and smoking a ciggie for ur dead wife, hope she gets well soon

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she was the cuddliest succubus ever...
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>>12995544
I would have gotten a refund, literally no female outline whatsoever wtf
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>>12995551
boyish waist
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why are you so sad? sounds like you need a huuuuuug
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>>12995489
You ready for the real thing finally?
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>>12995593
was never looking for a girlfriend, was always looking for a wife

i've been with like 8 different women and rejected 3 since i got katie peach doll. i'm really not interested in more because i'm too sick to raise a family now and i'm not doing that separated father crap
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i will ask santa for a Cherry Auto SPD-X this nicesmas, her twin interchangeable tunnels, motorized suction, and heated vibration system will turn every ride into an experience beyond imagination,
https://www.onahole.com/cherry-auto
also rip Katie Peach 1.0 goon but not fortgotten
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>>12995598
I can tell you from experience the joys of marital bliss and how well it turns out
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>>12995489
where the fuck do people even buy things like these? Who's doing this to you all?

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>>12995811
like every niche item, you buy it online and get it in a few weeks dropshipped from china
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>>12995811
the onahole store
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>>12995811
he posted a link or something to the site once
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>>12995489
this is the kind of shit that's going in your KF thread yuji
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>>12995879
i have one of those?
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>>12995821
>300 dollars for a fuckdoll
Couple sacks of potatoes and a pillow case would put you back maybe 30 at most.

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>>12995898
its way nicer than that
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>>12995899
you got them premium potatoes dawg
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>>12995898
$300 for a walmart tier fuckdoll you have to supply your own fleshlight and tie it in like it's a pair of fucking converse
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>>12995909
why not just go find a girlfriend if you're willing to put that much effort in
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>>12995909
it's way more convenient for it to be removable
>>12995911
diseases pregnancy and they eat all my food and inject all my flube
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>>12995919
>they eat all my food
you waste so much doing stupid ass dinner role play with katie
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I worry about you Yuji, I really do.
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>>12995938
i think katie peach has anorexia I'm always buying her nice food and i've never seen her take a single bite also she's only 17 pounds
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there's at least a few JAVs about hote grillers having to take the place of a neet's well used sex doll because they snuck into their house for whatever reason and accidentally broke their doll and quickly dressed up as their doll so the neet wouldnt notice and it's really hote as a concept even if it's contrived and dumb, the griller having to hold in their sex moans is really the icing on the cake

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12995598
Sad you couldn't make it happen and instead chose an object to command.
>>12995720
Maybe you couldn't reset her brain with your penis. Thus meaning you are weak both genetically and physically and possibly cringically
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>>12995969
Easy when they are getting fucked by weak men with gelatinous muscles
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>>12996003
there is no way you believe some bullshit like a penis reset and be at least 18 years old
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Nightmare fuel Yuji, you should graduate to a TPE or silicone doll

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>>12995502
https://voca.ro/1hxknNMsj9yB
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>>12996012
can't afford and there are so many scams

i almost bought a $2000 sona sex doll and in retrospect i absolutely would have got conned
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>>12996007
I belive it because I have witnessed it with my own eyes. Have you learned nothing from the illuminati and trama bonding? Guess not because you'd rather fuck a pillow than lay with a woman.

You wanted this because you knew the truth, that being a full adult male is too hard for you
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>>12996016
Not clicking your virus link
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>>12996028
and people think i failed life

tldr: kill yourself
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like, unironically slit your own throat

no one will miss you
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>>12996032
My wife might and if I were to die right now believe I would haunt you specifically. I would possess your sex doll and belittle you telepathically everything you touched me.
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>>12996041
what wife you worthless fag https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12944275/#12944275
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>>12996048
That's not even me but nice try. Unlike you I am actually anonymous so you will never know but I will.

And that is what gives me power over weak individuals like you. You are your own worst enemy because you defeat yourself. Just like you have now with your own projections. I will sleep well tonight knowing I have zero regrets with my dealings of you.
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amazing thread

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12996081
You don't actually take yourself this seriously, do you?
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>>12996835
this but yuji
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there has only ever been one Yuji Sakai for the entire history of this board
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i wouldnt replace nor throw away my ika daki tbh, even if i got a ika musume sex doll i would still have my ika dakimakura next to me
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>>12997119
well that's not strictly true though
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>>12997119
Exactly. It's not like just anyone can type Yuji Sakai in the namefield and start posting as him, I mean me. I mean seriously, who would do that?
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figures yuji would be a paypig
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>>12997138
pedo4pals

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>>12995811
yeah, why don't they buy those dolls that actually look hot instead of these monstrosities

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